lobster

Sometimes people call me lobby
But I do not lobby 🦞
Unlike this self styled 'elite'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Economic_Forum

However I do belong to elite groups:
Mostly centralised against centralisation.
:agummyhug:

For example the call for #UBI (Universal Basic Income) which is funded by Universal Basic Outcome (100% Death Duty) That should increase the philanthropic inclination into a non profit endeavour ✅

I also believe in a Justice system based on 'Guilty until proven poor'. That should clear out the wealth hoarders. :success:

When I was younger, twice I made use of squats. Apparently people have housing they don't live in. Is legal. Tsk, tsk... :nonazis:

Maybe I am too Ideal, without the 'istic' or lipstick... :0dd_verified:

Also speculaters are not people who wear glasses? We live and learn/lean 😉

OK everyone,
Have you done your morning #routine?

1) Bought or #bartered foreign or world products at you local urban farm?
2) Valued yourself as a Worker at #Priceless or at least a Bullion in Gold?
3) Paid homage to the (mostly) Kings of #Corporate America Ltd?
4) Supported your latest flag wavers or burners?

Yep me neither.

Thank the gods of Atheism I live in Gay #TOR Land with heathens and little people
:0dd_verified: :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: :agummyhug:

https://laurahargreaves.com/growing-my-fediverse/

Dear Busy Friends,

Time for me to be busy again:

1) Slowly relearning how to make #logos again. I have done so many. Fortunately I have devised a new methodology. 'Stealing' AI-Slop. Ready to refine.
2) I regularly wear a #wubi as a 'hoody' shroud to align with the Dark forces of good and #Grogu
3) I intend to pollard Hollywood
4) I may soon be oriental. It is a radical procedure
5) I am postponing my death (Inshallah or similar)
6) Despite extreme provocation I did get angry

In other words I will be reading peoples Toots and #insights until my #madness returns. So far so good.

:0dd_verified: :nonazis: :agummyhug:

Dear friends who do,
#impossible things before breakfast:

1) Find the Middle way is extreme
2) Repair all AI to the recyling bin
3) Join and believe all religions
4) Provide an #escape plan, into the fire from the frying pan
5) Be the #Alternative
6) #Realise that AI has infiltrated your olde #website. Ah #Well. Links are now moneterised garbage (some of them)
https://peace.fandom.com/wiki/Peace_penguins

:cyber_hacking: :tux: :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup:

Dear Achiever Friends,

What have you #achieved today?
Here on Mastodon reading this. So already ahead of the crowded. Also:

1) Seen any shadows? #Reflections? Mirroring?
2) Eaten? I had (shredded) wheat and raisins and roasted - or toasted wheat with added topping. #Olive oil and such.
3) Followed any #obscure leads? Me? plenty! All more bizarre than the rest...
4) Listened to music and sang along? Yep?

:nonazis: :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: :agummyhug:

Dear Friends of Young people (not young corps, young 'AI' or next pig or 'big' thing)

Believe it or not everything has to #change. Some of us (me for example) are too decrepit to think, act or innovate. And so:

1) I will be doing #normal things for my age and retired brain
2) If it ain't #radical. I probably have herd it all before, going over the cliff with lemmings
3) Being #ineffectual is not a legacy. That is why I have nothing but leaves on a tree. That will fall too
4) I am slowly abandoning my senses. Witch is the #sensible thing to do in a #crazed world.
5) Tomorrow I will be a new person. Today I am #conscious (but not quite sure of what)
6) One last thing... oops... slipped my mind. It might have been really important. Doubtful 😉

Have a great day everyone who still believes or can. Be #kind to your #Kindness Nurture it like a #precious orchid.

:agummyhug: :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: 🎶

Dear Friends who voted for beaver,

I used to visit here.
https://news.croydon.gov.uk/96-of-residents-back-introducing-beavers-to-croydon/
Lots of #wildlife and #beavers would be a welcome addition.

Dear Friends of Polyticians (dino breed),
Not you? Me neither.

#Imagine you want change your bubble. Not only yours but everyone elses. You up for it? Nope me neither. I'll stick with #anarchy. No Rulers (except for measuring), no Queens (except the dress ups) and certainly no theiving aristo-classes.

Of course you might be a mite political as in my case. In fact more mite than might one might say but probably mostly in #English.

Anyways here to change/test or ignore the #rules except those favouring [insert list of preferences]

:mastodance: :nonazis: 🎶

Dear Friends from #OZ and over the #Rainbow,

After the heartbreaking news of 'the land down under' you can read about the release of #EasyOS 7.3
https://bkhome.org/news/

I had to modify. Too Pink. The possums are by an #Aboriginal woman artist. Still too pink for my tastes. So created my own temp desktop for now.

EDIT: 1. Not possums, 'Eastern Native Cat' or Quoll
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_quoll
2. https://forum.puppylinux.com/viewtopic.php?p=169131#p169131

04:00 AM in #Blighty and so time for nutrition

Have a great day everyone. Be Pink if you wish. Be #free. Offend fascists who are an #offence against all good people.

:google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: :agummyhug: :0dd_verified:

Dear Friends of Being #Wrong,

1) Well done.
Grown ups, no-longer-toddlers and #devout lemmings are 'Right for Ever'
2) For Example; I thought installing #GUIX Linux would be easy. So far the main download which was A JOY of simple 'tab and text' was not easy. Quick try with the VM version... also not quick. Will accept that it might be a little harder than I thought...
3) i CAN BE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING AND realise I pressed the Cap lock button AGAIN because it is stupidly positioned right above the shift key. Yep wrong and uncorrectedly so.
4) So I am gonna sit outside in the #sun (weather forecast cast wrong as usual) and work out how to #jailbreak my apple brickware. Any hints to sites most welcome. Do a bit of pottering maybe. Is that Harry Pottering? Yes. Wrong to our trans beloved. Yes.
5) I may be beyond redemption. Evil even. In a good way. Would that be so wrong? Fool/full Circle?

In other words have a great day!
:chef_kiss: :agummyhug: :0dd_verified:

OK Googly gals and guyz,

It is well past my #breakfast time. Gotta see wot is in the cupboard. I might 'ave some of that qood quality #hamster food (aka #Muesli, no sugar or salt - sweetened with dried fruit)

Maybe a couple of eggs over easy as they say in #USA (Universal Sexist Ape-men). In the #UK they are #factory #farmed. Sorry chicks. With lions printed on them. That's right #Lion eggs. Delish with baked beans...

Oh wait have some home made #sourdough bread. That sounds good with tahini, Forest #honey and coffee...

Decisions. Decisions. Will make them whilst I still can-can...

:mastodance: 👯 :02dab: 💃🏿

Dear Friends of #Linux USA and #UK,

As we may know:

1) We may soon be illegal #penguins. Luckily 'if the #kids are united they will never be divided'. #Smart kids that is. Also smart SS (Silver Surfers). The ignorant will just be #lemmings to the cliff edge. Poor babas. Stick with Windows and Apple if you can muster no transition planning...

2) We are the coast/ghost in the machine/matrix. Well I tries to be...

3) We are the #future feature. Hopefully.

In other words I am in #EasyOS on my laptop. Using the keypad to navigate and a browser chosen from an array. It is a bang up to date Linux with #Wifi support and #usb

Update:

Sorry about the crappy screenshot. It is actually a jpg I found on the net but the pic is now owned/stolen by Micro-soft-Sith. It'll do
Because I can now just about use my flashdrive persistently on two computers (desktop and laptop). The desktop has ethernet only. The cheap dual processor lenova laptop wifi only.

Yep it all takes me time but the laptop also has a camera and Signal (working)

EasyOS I am pretty sure only works on 64bit processors - mmm I have a completely off grid 32/64bit but pretty sure it will not work on that. Will stick with Puppy Linux for that desktop computer...

:tux: :0dd_verified: :success:

Dear Friends from other realities,

As you may know:

* That is everyone. Everyone is in a separate unique #reality
* #AI is equally stupefying
* Like Ikea, I come in Piece('s)

In other words many, many people of Mastodon have my back and #backing. I will keep all #kiddies safe (mostly by not treating any toddlers or immatures , or seniles at all, I am not qualified)

HOWEVER #unqualified really is our super or superb power up. In this #life game, make friends not fiends. Iz plan!

Will not follow you for money, bribes or appearance. Will follow you mostly on the pretty random basis few people (including me) #understand

Today I have bin or been (not bean though):

1) Using #Signal video 121 for a meet using #EasyOS
2) Preparing my mind with deep sleep and #breathing.
3) #Exercised my freedom and body
4) Not ranted... well not yet...
5) Started using #Vivaldi Browser. Again. So far, so cool.
6) Seen a couple of tits (birds) outside my window.
7) Wondered if I should/could or will use exelearning.org

:agummyhug: :success: :nonazis:

Dear Friends of Browsers,

#EasyOS #Linux comes with degoogled Chrome and Firefox. Not sure how really degoogled they are? Also includes Mozilla #Seamonkey for #HTML editing as well as browsing. I added the latest Firefox and added #PrivacyBadger and #Ublock lite. Also added #Vivaldi

I can also run these in containers (sandboxes)

How many browsers do you need?

None are perfect and we all have familiars. I find small browsers such as Dillo not up to my needs.

Because Vivaldi is European. Decided to make it default. I wonder if I can get on with it this time. Tried it many times. Like its speed but never settled on Vivaldi...

:mastodance: :success: :cyber_hacking:

Dear Friends of Free sPeach,

As you may know:

1) Some of us are a disorganiz-sation of 1-cat (I do have an #invisible cat called #Bast)

2) ...and yet we can. Speak on #Mastodon by #virtue (mostly) of our #American bothers and siestas (error corrected: brothers and #sisters)

3) Shirley and aero-plainly it must be time to be a de-influencer. Am on it with apologies to the pro's (are they our secret wealth tax yet?)

4) OK, created a rant about two #Cambridge UK based companies. I does my best to be worldly, supporting #Gaia (Earth 1 and only). Hope you can forgive all my pausing whilst I search for info. Yep I could remove all the pauses in Audacity. BUT I am not an influencer but a rantcustard/rantcaster. Sorry! I even swore. Bloody Hell! I iz bad!

:agummyhug: :mastodance: :0dd_verified:

Dear Friends of 'tomorrows' #news,

Warning: :nonazis: NSFW (Not Safe For bWankers)

As you may know

1) #Americans are in #UK territory under protest. On many UK airbases, black sites etc. From Emperor Trump #Battersea Embassy to Tim Crook Apple European Thames House and many other equity infestations of British services. Go home Yankers!

2) The refugee Dalai Lama is offering to host #peace talks (In her future life)
https://youtu.be/CYqZoGpw4SU

3) Britain has a two party system (#Labour and #Greens all the rest want proportional representation. One day naives and knaves. :0dd_verified: :agummyhug: 🥰

Dear Friends of the max minority,

As we may know:

1) Who is on the wrong side (of #history) choose #wisely
2) Glad to see people are #educating themselves, fighting for what is right. Kicking out the cowardly fascists. Such as in Hungary.
3) Being pathetic, feeble and bullying is always the mark of the too small to inflate anything worthwhile.

Today is yet another victory for the long suffering and imposed upon. I am so glad to forgive my diverse and contrary nature by stomping out the tiny fragments of fascists from our collective memory. Bravo citizens of the Mastodon and fediverse. We are doing good AND we know it. We know right from wrong and harm. Exploitation from genuine kindness and help.

Well done!

:success: ✅ :nonazis:

Dear #Friends of the #Deep State,

As you may know:

1) Deep state of #meditation that is.

2) As someone who has done a few Zen rounds of the bull herding sequence. I know inner happiness is the anti-turkey (uSa) users best optional
https://ordinaryzensangha.org/ten-oxherding-pictures/

3) Obviously the #Mad as Lady MAGA brigade of the 'War is #Peace' contingent will continue their worship of #WASP. #Bless their ignorance.

Anyway I am off to read some of your better #thinking (always there reflecting back...)

:0dd_verified: :nonazis: :cyber_hacking:

Who has been naughty lately (not just for #Easter)?

These guys? #Sith based #Catholics?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/06/opus-dei-gareth-gore-pope-leo

Bad boyz cult club of perversity by the sound of it?

Details for those on the dank side of the Farce...
https://opusdei.org/en-uk/page/opus-dei-in-britain/

I won't be joining any time sooner or later

:nonazis: :0dd_verified: :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup:

Dear Friends of Idiots, (not you, me neither),

#Empires fall. Who knew? Practically everyone here and there.

For example The remnants of the BE (British Empire) is supporting war and wondering why attacks are happening on its watch.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/27/golders-green-ambulances-firebomb-iran-involvement-terror-campaigns

Luckily His Majesties Government is planning to move all our richest, tax avoiders (Princely Charles and ilk) into council housing. Sooner the better. We need the land and shores (Yes the tax evader owns our shoreline) to feed our people something called 'unaffordable' nutrition.

Is it similar in your part of the world?
Peace Be with you [Good plan?]

Meanwhile in happier news:

- Birdies DO eat shredded wheat
- The dithering, fool brigade in USA! USA! are retreating further into their inevitable chaos.
- I may be using a hand saw to prepare my garden for our already started #seedlings. #Garden is tiny but there is a path to clear.

🌱 :agummyhug: ✅

Dear Friends of the fugitive George Galloway,

As you may know/remember:

- He is a scrapper (former boxer) and MP (Member of UK Parliament)
- Was sent a short podcast from his current location (which I believe might still be China - had to flee the UK due to 'illegally' supporting the Palestinians in Gaza)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn1qGRJsdKI

Fortunately he is still #podcasting his wide experience of totalitarian war mongering from the usual hawkers.

As a peacenik myself, with a perverse interest in martial arts and cutting edge #DARPA technology. I am equally bad at being a vegan/#vegetarian. So sorry gals and boyz :akko_blush:

However I can report:

+ Having a #vegan brekkie. Also ordered some highly rated #chapatti flour for more vegan dhal.
+ Have fed my peanut loving garden squirrel
+ Am convinced that I am sentient, unlike AI which is not even close (doing vipassana meditation as my main practice - going well despite being an olde and advanced practice)

:nonazis: :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: :agummyhug:

#Galloway #China #Darpa #MP

Dear Friends what is this 'evil', 'insurgent' Iraq really like?

Well I was sent a ground report blog video this morning. You will notice they are human! Well, well, well? Who would have guessed...

#Iraq #Ordinary #Kindness #Peace #Islam

🙏🏿 :nonazis: :agummyhug:

https://youtu.be/ucz89TqorUI

Dear Friends of the obvious:

Reading the rules of this instance:
"No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, casetism"

Well yeah but wot about:

- edge-lord behavior such as trolling
well trolling I know but am going to have look up 'edge-lord'
Edit: Oh dear I may have extremist views e.g.
- Neo-Alchemy is truer than fakir Science
- Fear is the new handcuffs
- Father Christmas died and went to Coke (the real thing)
Will try and do batter [lobster smiles sweetly]

dogpiling - dunno know what that is, I do use Puppy Linux. Will have to loki it up
Edit: ha ha - orchestrated harassment - got it. Apart from not doing it, I don't have the funding or oganisational abilities...

- sealioning Que?
Edit: Ah ha again. Just = X/twitter algorithm behaviour. It is a form of actress trolling by bad actors.

"Do not make users feel uncomfortable, unwelcome, or afraid"

Can I post a skull with a nice flower now? garland:
:google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: Do not be afraid :nonazis: In which countries is kicking nazis in the nuts classed as Government policy? Can I train squirrels in this essential function?
https://youtu.be/oxwe8Mq_Yds

Here to help.

#Rulz #Behave #Moderation

Dear Friends of the #Penguin,

As you may know #GNU (I believe that is pronounced 'know' but not in this universe):

- I tend to use Linux (have to use #Windows at the local #Library)
- Just installed MX Linux on a Laptop
- Posting from #Librawolf #Browser

Is that good? For me it is practically a miracle. Tux be praised. The default browser was Firefox but the application installer helped to change my default. Yes we can-can...

Now that I have a fast OS. Yep it is fast. With a good number of packages, I will be tuning it a bit. Already looking at some of my old pics from an SD Card

Must be time to have a look at distrowatch. Ooooh they are reviewing #mxlinux. Wonder what they will say...
https://distrowatch.com/

I have only used it two days - Here is the conclusion from Jesse Smith at Distrowatch...

"I think that sums up my feelings about MX Linux. It feels like a distribution which has grown organically, created by a team of professionals for professionals. It's tech by techies, for techies. It doesn't use the latest packages, it has stable ones; it doesn't use cute themes, it uses efficient visual defaults; it doesn't have flashy notifications and step-by-step wizards, it has a toolbox of flexible utilities. The hardware support is great, the defaults are useful, massive software repositories are available, the system is pleasantly efficient. The documentation is available locally and contains useful information instead of hype and buzzwords. I don't think I encountered a bug or error during the entire week. For someone like me, someone who sits down in front of a computer to work, this is an ideal distribution."

Have a great day everyone. Be Kind. Be a safe of some combination. Be a techie, rather than a a technocrap.

Dear Friends of the Actual Natural World,

Well thank the skies. It is raining in #London Town. I have my trusty flask of black tea and a touch of blackcurrant to sweeten the tannin.

Or I could have porridge and enter the virtual world... Oops. Chose the virtual #Nature route. For now.

Well it is #Sunday. It will be sunny in a couple of hours. I can wait.

However by #Sunny time (10 AM onward) there might be phone zombies and other weirdos strolling about. And I am #Wyrd enough without added footfall.

I have a cunning plan.

Use my #Siddhi to summon the birds and other #Critters to clear the streets as much as possible. For that I need my virtual #Coven.

Prayers, blessing, good thoughts and #Magick to the usual place. Usual triple or more returns.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoscience

Dear Friends of the Canadian State of America,

As we may know about the future:

- The Southern Americas are now part of the Can-Can Alliance. No longer prey to generated mass poverty. Phew, what a term time that was :skullspin:
- Harmony always did start with the individual. Any doubters still? No doubt. :nonazis:
- :agummyhug: :0dd_verified: 🥰

Are you a Womble Yeti? Do you yearn for a return of centralised wealth? You must be a comedian? No?

#womble #money #future #poverty #harmony #knownazis #nonazis #health

Dear Friends don't take it personally,

- Un-kike, sorry unlike other #socialmedia I may get my #spells wrong or my keyboard may come up with things to love-hate

- However some of us are on a sterner Pier Stammer or keir starmer as the current uber Sire-lord of olde #england thunks of herself

- Therefore if I practice a #farm, zoo or neo-form of unsocial media, bereft of #following or #influence or even care and at-de-tention... Don't take it personally. It is all Zen-good

Think of it like this:

AI doesn't. Treakle down or Watership Down eco-gnomics is gone. Now there is a new arising. It's name is unforming. It's alliances are unknowable but like #shadows can be traced by the wind.

The #younglings are reading the signs, forming the obvious and real in ways not party to any caked in encructaceans.

:success: :0dd_verified: :agummyhug:

Dear Friends of #intro
As a lowly lobster, 🦞 I tried to add my details from an Ipad and iphone. 🍎

Too stoopid to manage it.

However I did join from there. I wander the #instances looking for unlike #netizens, feline #weirdos and general purpose #outsiders.
I really should be kept in a pot of water, simmering #gently until willingly boiled alive. 😋 Thanks for kindly having me here. I try to be good and a alley to all except myself. 😎

Dear friends of the #Turn, ​:ablobcatbouncefast:​
As we may #know, when #watching the documentary 'Bad Faith'... #Extreme #extremists come in all #shadows of alien #grey... As someone with a #lizard #brain, amongst others, I have been abducted by:
1. Cravings ​:ablobcatpopcorn:​
2. Ravings ​:blobcatgooglyshrug:​
3. Senses 🫂
Just like most people. It is why I try to keep moving #internally and #externally and in the #cyberverse. ​:gi:​
I would like to thank all those similarly engaged in the grated good, the #weirding way and the ways of #Peace ​:gi:​ 🌼

Dear Friends of the #dead and #dying,
As we may know #death is another capital generator (for some). As I reach my end and prepare for #Sallekhana
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sallekhana
I will have to first:
- Move towards a #vegan diet (currently a failed #vegetarian)
- Get a suitable death councilor ​:gi:​
- Prepare my composting ​:ablobcatpopcorn:​
In other words I won't be leaving my body to science. It would probably be rejected on medical grounds. Also have much to do, to ensure my karma is chameleoned.

Have you planned for morbidity? Are you already gothed? 😇

As a #wer-#lobster I may just #molt a bit more before moulding...

#death #fasting #Jainism

Dear Friends of #heresy and not #hearsay, 🦋
As you may know some people are not #religious. The only known cure is #conversion, #death or the need to #realise more than certainty. ​:gi:​
As a born never again #incarceration of the #Jains of #olde, I have been involved in many dialects of mystification.

1. Brought up a drowned/baptised Cat-alcoholic teetotaller from a #Protestant lineage
2. Interested in #Witchcraft, #Buddhism and Father #Christmas from an early age
3. Keen on enlightenment, avoiding #Nuns, #Magick 🫠

Somehow, as you may know, By the Grace of #Almighty COD, these interests drove me #insane, #woke and #empathic, in no particular order.

Obviously I eventually had to order the chaos. Joined several orderings to sort my life and laff out. I did and can now re-veil and #reveal:

1. There is no cad but C-D or #Yodin as she is sometimes known ​:gi:​
2. #Breathing is a useful indication of #life but not essential in Samadhi ​:ablobcatcoffee:​
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samadhi
3. Code is nothing without #commentary... ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​

In other words, if you are #happy or #blissful, carry on. Unless #blissfully #ignorant, in which case you are on the wrong #path, in the wrong Bath. Sort out your #Self, even if you never had one or are sure it exists. ​:ablobcatgoogly:​

#enlightenment #code #jainism #dharma #COD #cats #grace #nirvana #samadhi #yogini

Dear Friends of Linux,
This morning whilst MicroSith and their death eaters were dying... I was busy.​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​

#Installing the latest #EasyOS #Linux on my #Lenova laptop. The laptop came with Windows originally. No interest to me. I tried installing #Puppy Linux, as I am very familiar with her. Eventually however I ended up using #Manjaro until...

My password stopped working. ​:blobangery:​

Not sure why, I had the password written down but no use. It allowed me to go through a procedure of "forgotten your password". No, I have not! ​:ablobcatcoffee:​
Anyways booted EasyOS, set up 'ungoogled' #chromium #browser, whatever that is and all is well.
EasyOS is created and maintained mainly by Barry #Kauler, who also created Puppy and so I am familiar with many of the programs. ​:blobcatstrong:​

Was on a #Zoom call and heard about the #outages caused by #Crowdstrike, or whoever is taking the blame and being bought out at a reduced price by Satya Narayana Nutella (whatever that is).

Anyway I hope I am safe and wish everyone not effected all the best.🕊️

easyos.org/

Dear Friends of Ye Olde islands, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
It was #reigning all knight, bucketing it. Queen Camilla's and #Consort Princess Charley rain-dropping. The snails were singing or at least sliming in the #rain. 🐌

So this morning, I provided more #wild geranium for the #hermaphrodite #fox food aka slugs and snails (san puppy dog tales). Then I re-potted my Thai honey #sage overseen by the #shaded #skies.

I have already been meditating on how to save and saviour the #Britannia lands:

- Nationalize the King ​:dopefish:​
- Taxi the Richies ​:ablobcatcoffee:​
- Legalise and tax commercial hemping 🕊️
- Ban Artificial Stupidity ​:blobcatthx:​
- Swap everyone with Finland ​:ablobcatgoogly:​

#urban #wetlands #gardening #weather #Finland #wealth #health #happiness

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report

Dear Friends of blackbirds,
This morning a #blackbird landed on the neighbors roof but was not singing. ​:ablobcatpopcorn:​ I tried to encourage some morning cheer, by whistling in my friendliest tones of encouragement. 📯
I am not a blackbird but I dunz my best. The bird started songing but then my answer was not welcoming enough. ​:ablobcatcoffee:​ She #flew off to sing in a friendly tree. Was it something I #whistled? No doubt.
Her song even from a distance was most engaging. ​:blobcatthx:​
Meanwhile the #fox has decided she owns the garden and left a territorial marker. Yuk! So I covered it with soil... And planted a common #chive and Thai sage.

#gardening #herbs #garden-birds #sage #wildlife

Dear Friends of Sand Chickens,
As you may now know, I was down on the #Dorset coast, #photographing the wild chicks, marsh flowers and suchlike.
With me were trusty #relatives, my #olde #Canon camera and a blazing #Sun of Cod or possibly Goddess. I was able to wake to the sound of #frogs, ski-gulls and privileged Karen type #living. I drank #wine to whine. Heard of the difficulties of the #Muggle #Class #Nutritionists and other #strange events.

Fortunately I was able to speak fluent ​:anarchy:​ and be misunderstood or ignored for better ideals (allegedly).

Obviously I will now moult into a Neo-Lobster 🦞 and repent may wayward habits. Maybe. ​:dopefish:​

For me it was interesting how their house and garden had been rebuilt at great cost. In fact, the house and garden was #building them. And will for some time...

Meanwhile I will be:
- wearing and wering a new set of hats (red, black, grey and rain bowed)
- #developing a new world saving #unplanned
- Thinking not outside the box but as a box emptied

#empty #box #develop #housing #garden #ideals #anarchy #plan #sun #goddess #camera #Dorset #coast #strange

We have talked MANY times on how #impediments become increasingly subtle in the Middle Way.

#Divesting ourselves, monastic, lay or independent #heretic, of power to live the many lives in a day... is done in may different #internal processes

Is this dependent on unsettling clinging to [insert Klingons of choice]? I think so...

In other words, monastics/#sangha give up as much as possible. If good enough, guided well, by their brothers, sisters, #teachings of #nature we may:

1. Leave the will to have power or influence and effect on others ​:ablobcatpopcorn:​
2. Be the #server of others wheels to #empowerment 😇
3. Effective through #presence ​:gi:​

We might be #Nothing but everything of #Real Value 🦋

- A #refuge, a resource, #exemplars of refined quality 🎉
- #Buddhas, Boddhisatvahs, #Arhats and general purpose paccekabuddha.
- Samma sambuddha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlightenment_in_Buddhism

Dear Friends of #butterflying #Buddhas,
Some people #express their #unique #creativity #visually, as you may know.
I am hosting this image on the federated #pixelfed.
With thanks to the #creator, the #Buddha (yes, all of her's) and the #universe it is created from and in.

The butterfly with its #transformation from grub, to still chrysalis. To #wondrous #flower #flitter will #resonate with many levels of #insight.

#transformation #butterfly #stillness #dharma #Buddhism #Buddha #meditation

newbuddhist.com/discussion/comment/584004/#Comment_584004

Dear friends of #misfeasance, 🦞
I think I may be #One, it is a hard job
but #everyone can do it. As you may #know,
most #autocrats, #Queen Charley and consorts, El Papa, HH the nearly undead #Dhalia #Llama etc… All ‘legally’ without a leg #ally to stand over... ​:ablobcatpopcorn:​

Maybe we are all #miscreants, #heretics, anti-aunty and pro #prose? #Pah! Choose your #Poisson, as they say in #French #phishing. ​:firefish_angry:​

Nothing is as it seams for needle workers in a hey-stack. However there is much we can undo in the dodo:
1. Believe in better batter 😋
2. Gnat this, not this net (neti-neti)
3. Woe, war, woah
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neti_neti

In smother #mother other words:
- All #women are created unequal (men 2)
- #Laff and the #whirled spins 🌐
- Time is the great heeling. Dig in. 🪔

Dear Friends of #stories,
As a #Zenith, I am quite unreasonable. Rarely right. Mostly defeated by my own mind stream.
Fortunately, No Mind (Mushin) is #perfectly #OK for #practice and #practitioners...
https://becomingreason.com/becoming-reason/101-zen-stories

Dear #future Friends of #yest... er... day,
As we may know:
- #Everybody #knows the trouble #unseen, #personally (also available as a #blues #spiritual) 🎶
- #Swift Tailors gather no Kate Moss
- B #class to keep #out dummies, guides ​:dopefish:​
In other words. #Think and thunk. Not just:
1. Entitled #stoopid bubble pricks ​:ablobcatmaracasevil:​
2. Not the same #Bath water, iron, thrown
3. GAI A is a whirled... #world intel #brane #flake

To put it #simply: The #juice of They-IT young, the #experience of the #olde, the #integration of #nature and the #collective #conscious. ​:gi:​

Anyone for tennis singularity? 🦋

[disclosure] This message sponsored by FLAKE. The #crumbling. #Broken. #Unfit for I scream. OooooooIIIII nut #binary.

Have a wondrous day of #discovering the #water on Mars bars. The #divas with #Sole. The #real road less #traveled... ❤️

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenAI

Dear friends of time travel,

In ye #olde days, I modified #Puppy #Linux to create various Linux Time Machine distros (spelled #Tmxxine in this #dimension). It was easy to do. Puppy became more #complex later. Many of the programs used then, I still prefer and use.
Puppy always used #efficiency and efficient programs as much as #possible. After all it was named by Barry Kauler after a fearless chihuahua, called [did you guess] 'Puppy'. One day the pup disappeared, Believed to have been eaten by a #dingo. ​:blobcatsadlife:​

It is hard developing efficient and small. Almost a lost art. BUT I believe in better, smaller, efficient and #FREE software. #Maybe we all can-can 💃

youtu.be/a0wUnOLdkJw

Dear Friends of computer easeware,
...that is like hardware but easy now... ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​
Just added 64GB of #extra #storage to my #home server. Plugged in a #memory-stick, I had lying around, catching dust and snails. Now, fueled up with #green #tea and a break in the #weed #patch I #pretend is a #wild #garden. ​:blobcatstrong:​

I took the #enclosed pic somewhere near #Victoria #Rail Station in #Westminster. In those days I used to travel by coach (similar to #Greyhound Buses). Westminster was guarded by please-police with machine guns and the SAS dressed as tramps/hobos on Westminster bridge. ​:ablobcatcoffee:​

Those were the days, when everyone #breathed in #pollution and viruses will-nilly. Wifi was boosted by microwaves that few could hear or feel. 📶

As someone #immune to life, I am pleased to have survived Dr #WHO (World Health Organisation), the collapse of the #Empire Strikes backing and of course Maga+Puttin' (or #crazy-golf as it is known in UK (United #Kindness).

Anyways enough #ranting from moi (ooh #la-la), je parlez les #fromage Farage. Which I think is a bad egg... or is that fabarge? 😆

Have a great day. Be good or bad but be Nappy... eh #happy... 🎉

Dear Friends of the yet to be lobster instance,
As we might know. Starting ones own homey #server is not easy. Not for those of us using #Rebel #Alliance modified hardware, designed by Daath Gateus from #MicrobeSith or MicroSofteeLuvlies or whatever they are #marketing and ad bombing their #loyal #sheeple with. 😆

No dear friends, some of us only have a #penguin, #Baby #Grogu and the Guinness #Farce is barely with us. All we can do is speak in garlic or #Gaelic (fluent #gibberish in my case) ​:ablobcatgoogly:​

BUT SOMEHOW...
In a galaxy chocolate not so far away...
I haz:
1. #Created a second #admin #account due to being locked out from MY own #Ryzen powered cheapo '#Windows Only' server. The #Audacity of it ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​(also available as a great Free recording software for many of us)
2. Changed my default search engine from #SithGoogle to #Startpage
3. Seem to be having some #uck with #Cockpit #server (maybe, perhaps, almost)
And that is a vast #improvement, over my morning venting, fuming and swearing to the gods of the internet. Just needed some #breakfast. In case you are wondering it was a multivitamin tablet and #suarkruat on Vogel bread and a pot of tea. Everything is #tickety-boo. I will even talk to the dark #siddhi mistresses and masters, mmm... well maybe not too much. ​:anarchy:​

Dear Friends of a #different #Kind, 🪶
I was on #Tooting #common this #morning. Not 'Commons' as the SUV #elites #delight in dividing for their #unthink-tanks to drive through. ​:gi:​

A group of #Wombles from #Wimbledon have planted ye #olde sturdy #oaks from a golf course, also an invasion onto common land. I also noted two #trees broken in two by spoiled #children. In a sense we are all #spoiled and then grow under trees or #daisies. Or on the moon or Mars of the future, in some #extravagant ostentation of irrelevance and #irreverence. Dead is dead. 👻

Half a tree may grow. Half a planet may #survive. Maybe. It is a question of #inevitability Mr Anderson, Nothing Neo under the Sol Matrix, stars or #multiverse... or is there? ​:ablobcatcoffee:​

Always there is. More. More #incomprehensible, more to #wonder. More to do #better. What fun for the #unicorns and trans-rainbows and critters we save. ​:ablobcatbouncefast:​

www.theguardian.com
/commentisfree/article/2024/may/09/culture-warriors-national-trust-populists-polarising-divisive?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Dear Friends of other #Branes,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brane_cosmology

As we may know, #reality ​:ablobcatgoogly:​ is in the grand disorder of things, #beyond the Heiros Gamos. Game on. Similar in Elchemy to the Catholic Big Banger #theory.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-standard_cosmology

As a devotee of the #Infinite #Membrane Elders, I hope to be #abducting #aliens, betraying my #Galaxy (not the #chocolate) and finding the #Sauce of All Wysedom at its #source. Fat chance? #Impossible? Certainly!

As an #essential #speck, #mote, #wave ​:ablobcatwave:​ and #zero-point, we all are in #resonance and #harmonics. 📯 In the end, the word was COD and that's no phish... ​:dopefish:​

Ah #blessed #breakfast is soon upon me ... 🦞
Just time Dear Friends, Enemas and everything in between,
to know:
- #Dunno old!
- Who ya know?
- three is not a #magick number, they all are ​:ablobcatgoogly:​

As the hype, hypersonic and FTL advocates, we may be stux in the #noughties corner or #latter daze of the Chavs of #Moroni and her #tribes.

Where to wander and #wonder? Perhaps in the corners, #knots and #bye-ways? Maybe a new #root? ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​

Personally I prefer to find #new Ways such as AS (#Artificial #Stupidity), creating a future from our past... Or is it a past from our future as Ibn-Arabi the renowned #Spaniard #theorized so long before Dr #Maximus or Dr #Hoo? ​:anarchy:​
ibnarabisociety.org/

Dear Friends of Puppy Linux
In ye #olde days, I did videos for Puppy.
Here is one on #security. #Simple. Much of it still applies, whatever you are using to #connect via the #internet 😎

About 10 minutes long.
https://youtu.be/_uZ_qZgOwg4

Dear Friends of #dimensional travel,
As we may know, the #multiverse is now #mainstream. #Fortunately I have been stuck with a cross dimensional #communicator and little else in order to #communicate with an AI generated device of the future. ​:gi:​ It is a hard job and everyone is on it.
youtu.be/ogd2REUk670

Meanwhile, to pass the time (so to speak), I have been reviewing the past lines and also wondering about trans-dimensional-quaternions when available.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaternions_and_spatial_rotation#Advantages_of_quaternions

Obviously I haven't a clue what I am talking about but then when did anyone? ​:ablobcatcoffee:​

Have a great #century everyone and #remember. There is no tomorrow. No #yesteryear and surprisingly #nothing else. Who would have #thought? ​:blobcatthinkingsunglass:​

Dear Friends of #afternoon tea, ​:anarchy:​

There I was yesterday (this is a true story), installing Manjaro ​:manjaro:​ on a Windows only computer. Had to turn off the #laptop, as my siblings had prepared a home made scone cream and compote tea for three 0 clock. I was to be part of this #birthday treat with #bone china #rose patterned teacups.

Oh boy! I laid back and thought of #England!

Meanwhile people made of sterner and more #empowering #mad #hatter #persuasion are using their breed of torture to:

- #Suggest the penalty for insurrection is electric #chair #plus lethal injection (just to be on the legal side of #safety)
- Everybody is safe inside a #bwank vault. 🏦
- #Make hay whilst the sun shines. ☀️

In other words. Be the person you are. #Except other peoples #karma. Enjoy your scone, #bird bath and #bee #garden.

Have a great day everyone. #Stay #focused on #change for the better. ❤️

Dear Friends of SAUSAGES [said in my best dawg voice] 🦞

Even though I don't pawn or own a visible dog, I speak fluent #canine. And just like me, they do like their sausages. Just had four for breakfast. Real pork. None of that #vogon or #vegan #processing. When the #wolf has your tongue. SAUSAGES!

As I believe in a #balanced diet, took one multivitamin, #sauerkraut, for my gut microbiome and gott 😇 wholemeal #seed bread and #butter to #house the sausage AND a pot of #English decaff #tea to fight my #caffeine #drug habit.

Obviously I am still a #heretical #Moslem, #Jew, Vegan. And as a heretical #Buddhist of all but the Tantrists and a few other cults, I will never make Jain-Hood. Not that I was trying. Wait... I am trying...

The point is #failure is an #option and for some the only lonely #choice. Just don't beat yourself up over it [usual Nazi #exclusions apply, Nazis are fair game as Tom Cruise Ship might say]

In the the words of Sy Oliver and Trummy Young
"T'ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Tain%27t_What_You_Do_(It%27s_the_Way_That_You_Do_It)