#pretend — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #pretend, aggregated by home.social.
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we are all wildly
we are all wildly
#dailyPost #exception #exemption #flaw #flawed #flaws #floral #flower #frontYard #garden #haiku #iris #irises #poem #poetry #postaday #pretend #pretending #pretense #urbanGarden #wildly #yard
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#CmonBees...!
#Before the #CrazyStalker(s) try to #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea and #Try #PassingOff as "their" #Work...
#YouKnow... #LikeTheyDo...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus...
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #Beeyoncé #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #ShitpostingAsAService
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#CmonBees...!
#Before the #CrazyStalker(s) try to #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea and #Try #PassingOff as "their" #Work...
#YouKnow... #LikeTheyDo...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus...
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🐝🦹🦄🦹🐝:PirateBadge:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #Beeyoncé #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #ShitpostingAsAService
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Epic Battle
(Description by Loupy)
"What are we playing today?" asked Bluey as Bingo's classmates Snow the pisse-lit (bedwetter in French, as how Loupy got people to call him alternatively with plush) pizzly and Loupy were over to play with the two sisters and Fiona, Loupy's adoptive older sister which was one year older.
"We could be the heroes from stories! Our parents plays Dungeons & Dragons and showed us some stuff about it!" said Fiona.
"That sound really fun." said Bingo. "It's like those knight's stories..."Half hour later, the kids were all dressed up in improvised costumes. Bluey was a knight, dressed in shiny aluminum foil and cardboard armor, Bingo was a mage with a fairy wand and costume, Fiona was a barbarian with her diaper barely covered by something and a plastic axe. Snow was carrying a weird cardboard tube and was colouring flames to add to said tube.
"I'm an artificer!" said the ursine. "I have a big canon to blow everything up."
"Your diaper sure blows up often." said Loupy while he confused people with his bow, struggling to find his glasses.
"Are you a ranger?" asked Bluey.
"I'm a bard... they tend to use bows too, I sing instead of having a pet plush, since Snow didn't wanted to be the pet..." answered the wolf.
"Pleawse don't sing." said Fiona. Her brother bowed like a performer as his only answer."We are facing the plush servants of the Potty Monster, plush. Hope you got something to push through." said the bard princess (title given to him by Bluey).
"I have something right here... just hope I remember the splash zone..." answered ominously the bear.Art by @Osito
#Babyfur #Diaper #D_and_D #Ranger #Artificer #Plushie #Pretend
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Epic Battle
(Description by Loupy)
"What are we playing today?" asked Bluey as Bingo's classmates Snow the pisse-lit (bedwetter in French, as how Loupy got people to call him alternatively with plush) pizzly and Loupy were over to play with the two sisters and Fiona, Loupy's adoptive older sister which was one year older.
"We could be the heroes from stories! Our parents plays Dungeons & Dragons and showed us some stuff about it!" said Fiona.
"That sound really fun." said Bingo. "It's like those knight's stories..."Half hour later, the kids were all dressed up in improvised costumes. Bluey was a knight, dressed in shiny aluminum foil and cardboard armor, Bingo was a mage with a fairy wand and costume, Fiona was a barbarian with her diaper barely covered by something and a plastic axe. Snow was carrying a weird cardboard tube and was colouring flames to add to said tube.
"I'm an artificer!" said the ursine. "I have a big canon to blow everything up."
"Your diaper sure blows up often." said Loupy while he confused people with his bow, struggling to find his glasses.
"Are you a ranger?" asked Bluey.
"I'm a bard... they tend to use bows too, I sing instead of having a pet plush, since Snow didn't wanted to be the pet..." answered the wolf.
"Pleawse don't sing." said Fiona. Her brother bowed like a performer as his only answer."We are facing the plush servants of the Potty Monster, plush. Hope you got something to push through." said the bard princess (title given to him by Bluey).
"I have something right here... just hope I remember the splash zone..." answered ominously the bear.Art by @Osito
#Babyfur #Diaper #D_and_D #Ranger #Artificer #Plushie #Pretend
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Epic Battle
(Description by Loupy)
"What are we playing today?" asked Bluey as Bingo's classmates Snow the pisse-lit (bedwetter in French, as how Loupy got people to call him alternatively with plush) pizzly and Loupy were over to play with the two sisters and Fiona, Loupy's adoptive older sister which was one year older.
"We could be the heroes from stories! Our parents plays Dungeons & Dragons and showed us some stuff about it!" said Fiona.
"That sound really fun." said Bingo. "It's like those knight's stories..."Half hour later, the kids were all dressed up in improvised costumes. Bluey was a knight, dressed in shiny aluminum foil and cardboard armor, Bingo was a mage with a fairy wand and costume, Fiona was a barbarian with her diaper barely covered by something and a plastic axe. Snow was carrying a weird cardboard tube and was colouring flames to add to said tube.
"I'm an artificer!" said the ursine. "I have a big canon to blow everything up."
"Your diaper sure blows up often." said Loupy while he confused people with his bow, struggling to find his glasses.
"Are you a ranger?" asked Bluey.
"I'm a bard... they tend to use bows too, I sing instead of having a pet plush, since Snow didn't wanted to be the pet..." answered the wolf.
"Pleawse don't sing." said Fiona. Her brother bowed like a performer as his only answer."We are facing the plush servants of the Potty Monster, plush. Hope you got something to push through." said the bard princess (title given to him by Bluey).
"I have something right here... just hope I remember the splash zone..." answered ominously the bear.Art by @Osito
#Babyfur #Diaper #D_and_D #Ranger #Artificer #Plushie #Pretend
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Epic Battle
(Description by Loupy)
"What are we playing today?" asked Bluey as Bingo's classmates Snow the pisse-lit (bedwetter in French, as how Loupy got people to call him alternatively with plush) pizzly and Loupy were over to play with the two sisters and Fiona, Loupy's adoptive older sister which was one year older.
"We could be the heroes from stories! Our parents plays Dungeons & Dragons and showed us some stuff about it!" said Fiona.
"That sound really fun." said Bingo. "It's like those knight's stories..."Half hour later, the kids were all dressed up in improvised costumes. Bluey was a knight, dressed in shiny aluminum foil and cardboard armor, Bingo was a mage with a fairy wand and costume, Fiona was a barbarian with her diaper barely covered by something and a plastic axe. Snow was carrying a weird cardboard tube and was colouring flames to add to said tube.
"I'm an artificer!" said the ursine. "I have a big canon to blow everything up."
"Your diaper sure blows up often." said Loupy while he confused people with his bow, struggling to find his glasses.
"Are you a ranger?" asked Bluey.
"I'm a bard... they tend to use bows too, I sing instead of having a pet plush, since Snow didn't wanted to be the pet..." answered the wolf.
"Pleawse don't sing." said Fiona. Her brother bowed like a performer as his only answer."We are facing the plush servants of the Potty Monster, plush. Hope you got something to push through." said the bard princess (title given to him by Bluey).
"I have something right here... just hope I remember the splash zone..." answered ominously the bear.Art by @Osito
#Babyfur #Diaper #D_and_D #Ranger #Artificer #Plushie #Pretend
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How many times has Trump pretended to be shot at now?
Trump calmly watching from behind the stage as his cabinet rushed out of the room.
#pretend #fake #noOneShotAtTrump #falseFlag #eu #cdnpoli #uspol
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How many times has Trump pretended to be shot at now?
Trump calmly watching from behind the stage as his cabinet rushed out of the room.
#pretend #fake #noOneShotAtTrump #falseFlag #eu #cdnpoli #uspol
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How many times has Trump pretended to be shot at now?
Trump calmly watching from behind the stage as his cabinet rushed out of the room.
#pretend #fake #noOneShotAtTrump #falseFlag #eu #cdnpoli #uspol
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How many times has Trump pretended to be shot at now?
Trump calmly watching from behind the stage as his cabinet rushed out of the room.
#pretend #fake #noOneShotAtTrump #falseFlag #eu #cdnpoli #uspol
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#Thanatosis is the #behavior of #animals to #pretend being #dead in order to deter #predators. This behavioral response to a threatening stimulus is the result of #evolution. The thanatosis procedure can be a rather simple retaining in a motionless position, but it can also be rather #complex, as in the North American #opossum, not only playing dead, but even emitting a #foulish cadaver-like #smell out of its #analgland. #adaptations #behavior
© This text #StefanFWirth, Berlin, March 2026 -
#Thanatosis is the #behavior of #animals to #pretend being #dead in order to deter #predators. This behavioral response to a threatening stimulus is the result of #evolution. The thanatosis procedure can be a rather simple retaining in a motionless position, but it can also be rather #complex, as in the North American #opossum, not only playing dead, but even emitting a #foulish cadaver-like #smell out of its #analgland. #adaptations #behavior
© This text #StefanFWirth, Berlin, March 2026 -
#Thanatosis is the #behavior of #animals to #pretend being #dead in order to deter #predators. This behavioral response to a threatening stimulus is the result of #evolution. The thanatosis procedure can be a rather simple retaining in a motionless position, but it can also be rather #complex, as in the North American #opossum, not only playing dead, but even emitting a #foulish cadaver-like #smell out of its #analgland. #adaptations #behavior
© This text #StefanFWirth, Berlin, March 2026 -
#Thanatosis is the #behavior of #animals to #pretend being #dead in order to deter #predators. This behavioral response to a threatening stimulus is the result of #evolution. The thanatosis procedure can be a rather simple retaining in a motionless position, but it can also be rather #complex, as in the North American #opossum, not only playing dead, but even emitting a #foulish cadaver-like #smell out of its #analgland. #adaptations #behavior
© This text #StefanFWirth, Berlin, March 2026 -
#Thanatosis is the #behavior of #animals to #pretend being #dead in order to deter #predators. This behavioral response to a threatening stimulus is the result of #evolution. The thanatosis procedure can be a rather simple retaining in a motionless position, but it can also be rather #complex, as in the North American #opossum, not only playing dead, but even emitting a #foulish cadaver-like #smell out of its #analgland. #adaptations #behavior
© This text #StefanFWirth, Berlin, March 2026 -
It's twice in a row because I have to say something. I'm a real person with a real identity. I didn't come out until I was 60 for a lot of discussion. Doesn't fit 300 very well. But I'm a person. The #Godless attempt to defend their #vileness with #pretend. Bring me a #preacher for an offering.
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyx6jqc7kfp6att46juk3vc3/post/3mfu6e2ivcs22 -
It's twice in a row because I have to say something. I'm a real person with a real identity. I didn't come out until I was 60 for a lot of discussion. Doesn't fit 300 very well. But I'm a person. The #Godless attempt to defend their #vileness with #pretend. Bring me a #preacher for an offering.
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyx6jqc7kfp6att46juk3vc3/post/3mfu6e2ivcs22 -
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https://www.europesays.com/ie/326099/ Can apes play pretend? Scientists use an imaginary tea party to find out #ape #Captivity #Cup #Éire #EnterKanzi #experiment #FirstTime #Human #IE #ImaginaryJuice #ImaginaryTeaParty #Imagination #Ireland #pretend #RealJuice #researcher #Science #scientist #StudyCoAuthorChristopherKrupenye
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#MoviePremiere: #ApocalypseWhen...?
#Then: #ApocalypseWhy...?
#Now we #JustHaveToWait until the #CrazyStalker(s) #Plagiarise #MyContent and #Try to #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea, #Which #IT isn't...
#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #NotEven the #FeralChildren or the #AngryIncels at #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...
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#MoviePremiere: #ApocalypseWhen...?
#Then: #ApocalypseWhy...?
#Now we #JustHaveToWait until the #CrazyStalker(s) #Plagiarise #MyContent and #Try to #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea, #Which #IT isn't...
#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #NotEven the #FeralChildren or the #AngryIncels at #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...
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Concrete Nocturne confront what we’ve lost in new single 'Shallow Grave' #ConcreteNocturne #IsmaelHenriksen #Pretend #ShallowGrave #TarjeiKrogh
https://www.side-line.com/concrete-nocturne-single-shallow-grave/
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Concrete Nocturne confront what we’ve lost in new single 'Shallow Grave' #ConcreteNocturne #IsmaelHenriksen #Pretend #ShallowGrave #TarjeiKrogh
https://www.side-line.com/concrete-nocturne-single-shallow-grave/
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Elle prétend avoir un colis à livrer et vole des bijoux à une dame âgée à Nantes
Vendredi 12 décembre 2025 18:40 … 1 La victime a appelé le 17 après le départ des voleuses. ©…
#Nantes #FR #France #Actu #News #Europe #EU #actu #Actualités #âgée #bijoux #colis #europe #livrer #paysdelaloire #prétend #Républiquefrançaise #volé
https://www.europesays.com/fr/595502/ -
https://www.europesays.com/fr/595502/ Elle prétend avoir un colis à livrer et vole des bijoux à une dame âgée à Nantes #actu #Actualités #âgée #bijoux #colis #EU #europe #FR #France #livrer #Nantes #News #PaysDeLaLoire #prétend #RépubliqueFrançaise #volé
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Artist: Culture Code
Title: Pretend You're Mine
Genre: Rock - source: Discogs (/release/12107176-Seven-Minutes-Of-Nausea-Thrash-Culture-As-Bora)
Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/track/3474109581 | YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk04CkZqDRQ | SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/culturecode/pretend-youre-mine
#Rock #Deezer #SoundCloud #YouTube #EDM #Playlist #Electronic #Culture #Code #Pretend -
Artist: Culture Code
Title: Pretend You're Mine
Genre: Rock - source: Discogs (/release/12107176-Seven-Minutes-Of-Nausea-Thrash-Culture-As-Bora)
Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/track/3474109581 | YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk04CkZqDRQ | SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/culturecode/pretend-youre-mine
#Rock #Deezer #SoundCloud #YouTube #EDM #Playlist #Electronic #Culture #Code #Pretend -
Artist: Culture Code
Title: Pretend You're Mine
Genre: Rock - source: Discogs (/release/12107176-Seven-Minutes-Of-Nausea-Thrash-Culture-As-Bora)
Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/track/3474109581 | YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk04CkZqDRQ | SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/culturecode/pretend-youre-mine
#Rock #Deezer #SoundCloud #YouTube #EDM #Playlist #Electronic #Culture #Code #Pretend -
Artist: Culture Code
Title: Pretend You're Mine
Genre: Rock - source: Discogs (/release/12107176-Seven-Minutes-Of-Nausea-Thrash-Culture-As-Bora)
Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/track/3474109581 | YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk04CkZqDRQ | SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/culturecode/pretend-youre-mine
#Rock #Deezer #SoundCloud #YouTube #EDM #Playlist #Electronic #Culture #Code #Pretend -
Artist: Culture Code
Title: Pretend You're Mine
Genre: Rock - source: Discogs (/release/12107176-Seven-Minutes-Of-Nausea-Thrash-Culture-As-Bora)
Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/track/3474109581 | YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk04CkZqDRQ | SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/culturecode/pretend-youre-mine
#Rock #Deezer #SoundCloud #YouTube #EDM #Playlist #Electronic #Culture #Code #Pretend -
@MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license.
As soon as that one comes in the pretend mail, show her you found her original cardboard license.
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@MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license.
As soon as that one comes in the pretend mail, show her you found her original cardboard license.
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@MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license.
As soon as that one comes in the pretend mail, show her you found her original cardboard license.
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@MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license.
As soon as that one comes in the pretend mail, show her you found her original cardboard license.
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@MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license.
As soon as that one comes in the pretend mail, show her you found her original cardboard license.
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Jennifer Garner Shares a Lemony Dessert Perfect for Spring
When life gives her lemons, Jennifer Garner knows just what to do with them—she bakes a cake! The actress and Once Upon a Farm co-founder took to Instagram recently with another edition of her #Pretend…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #MediterraneanFood #MediterraneanOliveOil #OliveOil #Mediterranean #Olive
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2269361/jennifer-garner-shares-a-lemony-dessert-perfect-for-spring/ -
#Now we #Just have #ToWait for the #CrazyStalker(s) to #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea and try #PassingOff as "their" #OwnWork...
#YouKnow... #LikeTheyDo...
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Artist: Giorgio Gee
Title: Play Pretend
Genre: House
[YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0K_h2xI384) | [SoundCloud](https://soundcloud.com/search/sounds)
#House #Music #Deezer #SoundCloud #YouTube #TranceFamily #EDM #NewMusic #NowPlaying #Playlist #Electronic #Blind #Accessibility #Bot #Giorgio #Gee #Play #Pretend -
2024 Time Warp Post:
Being creative with paint and pretend.Art by Yookey
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#CmonBees...!
#Before the #CrazyStalker(s) try to #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea and #Try #PassingOff as "their" #Work...
#YouKnow... #LikeTheyDo...
#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus...
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
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#Thy has been on the #radio for six months. Turns out she isn’t real. Neither was my ex. #narcissists wear masks and #pretend to be what you want them to be. Why should #AI behave any different than a human? #broadcasting #media https://www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio/thy-has-been-on-the-radio-for-six-months-turns-out-she-isn-t-real-20250424-p5ltxi.html
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#Thy has been on the #radio for six months. Turns out she isn’t real. Neither was my ex. #narcissists wear masks and #pretend to be what you want them to be. Why should #AI behave any different than a human? #broadcasting #media https://www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio/thy-has-been-on-the-radio-for-six-months-turns-out-she-isn-t-real-20250424-p5ltxi.html
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Ah yes, #MinC, because what the world really needed was yet another *groundbreaking* way for #kids to #pretend they're running #Linux while still clinging desperately to #Windows 💻🚫. It's like cosplaying as a Unix user without the commitment, because who needs #virtualization when you have a #sketchy 20MB download? 🙄
https://minc.commandlinerevolution.nl/english/home.html #Cosplay #Download #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, #MinC, because what the world really needed was yet another *groundbreaking* way for #kids to #pretend they're running #Linux while still clinging desperately to #Windows 💻🚫. It's like cosplaying as a Unix user without the commitment, because who needs #virtualization when you have a #sketchy 20MB download? 🙄
https://minc.commandlinerevolution.nl/english/home.html #Cosplay #Download #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥Breaking News!🔥 #PHP finally discovers #security #flaws, shocking #no #one. 💥 Apparently, commissioning an #audit is the new way to #pretend you care about security—who knew? 🤔 Stay tuned for when they announce they've fixed everything by 2030! 🚀
https://thephp.foundation/blog/2025/04/10/php-core-security-audit-results/ #Shocked #Security #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥Breaking News!🔥 #PHP finally discovers #security #flaws, shocking #no #one. 💥 Apparently, commissioning an #audit is the new way to #pretend you care about security—who knew? 🤔 Stay tuned for when they announce they've fixed everything by 2030! 🚀
https://thephp.foundation/blog/2025/04/10/php-core-security-audit-results/ #Shocked #Security #HackerNews #ngated
