#caffeine — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #caffeine, aggregated by home.social.
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In my current sitch, this is like winning the lottery — I was going through a box of old work odds and ends and found an unopened brick of Dallmayr coffee that I bought on clearance for $3 at TJ Maxx a decade or so ago. Still tastes pretty good and it’s going to be a good day. Those Germans know how to vacuum pack!
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I literally just bought a full bottle of 90 caffeine pills WITH an energy drink to wash one down. I think I might have a bit of a caffeine problem, but these pills are so much less expensive than buying a jar of coffee every week or two.
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I'm wired, but I'm also tired. So let's do this... grab an energy drink and hope that it doesn't make me more wired, but makes me less tired. 🤪
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Ah, another groundbreaking "discovery" that #caffeine affects our bodies. 🚀 Who would have guessed that the magical black elixir is tied to more than just jittery meetings and questionable life choices? ☕📈 Next, they'll link it to world peace and unicorn sightings. 🦄
https://www.oulu.fi/en/news/study-links-coffee-consumption-metabolic-health-and-sex-hormones #discovery #health #benefits #humor #coffee #culture #sarcasm #HackerNews #ngated -
Low energy or no energy for anything for a bit, I can only lie down. Maybe I should start drinking coffee or the caffeinated drinks. It's just like in that Alice Cooper song. ^^
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Oh great, another article attempting to unravel the mysteries of #productivity, only to regale us with tales of a #Facebook engineer's legendary #hacks. 🙄 Apparently, if you want to be like Bob, all you need is a custom #Vim setup and the magical ability to transform #caffeine into code. ☕💻 Spoiler: productivity is still an illusion, but at least we got some sweet emoji usage out of it. 🙃
https://frantic.im/mirage/ #myths #engineer #coding #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Oh no, Claude had too much virtual #caffeine and is now in error-overdrive! 🤖🔧 The entire #digital world is on its knees, waiting for this #AI to snap out of it. Meanwhile, users are getting spammed with "we're investigating" updates, as if anyone believes they'll solve it before the heat death of the universe. 🙄📉
https://status.claude.com/incidents/q2kg8n613kr3 #Crisis #Disaster #ErrorOverdrive #VirtualChaos #HackerNews #ngated -
I’m very sensitive to caffeine. It makes me anxious, but when I’m tired at work, a little can help. Today I drank just one can of Diet Coke and now I’m completely wired. My hands are shaking and my anxiety is through the roof--just ONE can!
Meanwhile, I have friends who can drink two pots of coffee and go straight to sleep. I wish I understood the science behind caffeine sensitivity because it’s really weird!
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24 years ago: Six months suspension for Sgambelluri, Ongarato and Conti https://www.cyclisme-dopage.com/actualite/2002-07-28-cyclingnews.htm #cycling #doping # #RobertoSgambelluri #AlbertoOngarato #RobertoConti #Nesp #EPO #caffeine #hashish
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New Research Highlights Health Benefits of Coffee and Tea
📰 Original title: The latest science points to good news for your caffeine habit
🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️View full AI summary https://en.killbait.com/new-research-highlights-health-benefits-of-coffee-and-tea.html?utm_source=mastodon_world&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=killbait.mastodon_world
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Caffeine Consumption and Heart Health: Guidelines for Safe Intake
📰 Original title: Coffee may protect your heart but energy drinks could harm it
🤖 IA: It's not clickbait ✅
👥 Users: It's not clickbait ✅View full AI summary https://en.killbait.com/caffeine-consumption-and-heart-health-guidelines-for-safe-intake.html?utm_source=mastodon_world&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=killbait.mastodon_world
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20-Jul-2026
#Coffee and heart #health: How many cups of caffeinated coffee are safe to drink each day?
Although the relationship between #caffeine and #cardiovascular health is complex, the latest research indicates consuming up to 5 cups of caffeinated coffee per day (up to 400 mg of caffeine/day) is safe for most adults and may be linked to cardiovascular^^ sounds like good news ...
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Who'd of thought you could corrosion proof aluminum cans with caffeine? I wish my corner of campus had as many cool posters as you find in CALS!
#photo #photography #cornell #cals #science #caffeine #foodscience #stockinghall #poster
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Caffeine and Modafinil Counteract Sleep Loss Through Distinct Brain Pathways, ERP Study Shows
https://1ban.news/caffeine-modafinil-sleep-deprivation-erp-working-memory/
#1ban #caffeine #modafinil #sleep #deprivation #neuroscience -
Caffeine Combined With Chronic Sleep Loss Synergistically Impairs Male Sexual Function in Rats
https://1ban.news/caffeine-sleep-deprivation-male-sexual-function/
#1ban #caffeine #sleep #deprivation #male #neuroscience -
Caffeine Protects Neuronal Structure and Cognitive Function in Sleep-Deprived Rats
https://1ban.news/caffeine-neuronal-density-sleep-deprivation/
#1ban #caffeine #neuronal #density #sleep #neuroscience -
I had to take a shower this morning cause I got myself covered in sweat purely because the only thing that would make me happy at that moment was a White Monster so I walked over a half mile to and from the Dollar General cause I knew they sold them for cheaper than the grocery store.
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ARGH WHY DO I KEEP DRINKING COFFEE IF I ALWAYS REGRET IT AFTERWARDS
I was not build to handle caffeine as I was born caffeinated
