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  1. Je ne sais pas si c'est juste moi mais #tooting est lent. Il y peut être quelque chose à cheker

    J'ai des 504 504 504

  2. There I was (true story) with a Mind fit for nothing,

    Went for a walk. Pretty parched in Londinium (Capital city of Rome UK). All roads lead to Beijing, Mecca or Epstein & Trump Crime Sin-dictate.
    It was parched due NOT to heat wave but climate changed by criminal Ollies and their lies. Luckily I had a flask of filtered Thames (sewage) '#Water' (to be shortly nationalised and the 'management team' exposed as industrial scale fraudsters)

    Met some charming people on their way to everywhere. One of my favourite destinations.

    Finished our/hour morning Sunday chore of ordering next weeks #food delivery by web site.

    Next on the agenda is lunch, which might well be soup and bread, which I believe is traditional pauper food. So looking forward to that. Have some (non human) bones for making #soup. Zombie apocalypse food is not yet available. So will just have to make do with chicken.

    Did I mention I heard the cockerel greeting the sun? Which is a rare sound in #Tooting.

    Anyone know what tree that is?

    :hmmyes: 🐔 🥫

  3. RE: mastodon.social/@eurasiareview

    We were in Tooting today and passed the street side Mango sellers with their posters of Imran Khan, I bet they have thoughts on Shehbaz Sharif...

    #Pakistan #Tooting #ImranKhan #ShehbazSharif

  4. Dear Friends of councils/regions/mayors - or not,

    Full disclosure: I belong in the NOT refugee campus.

    My local band of pirate scammers (aka legal sharks and jobs for the boyz) have issued me with their latest scam threat. See enclosed image. Basically they will have 'no choice', to do what? Move responsibility to another department? Blame anyone they can for trying to protect a historic tree, which is slowly dying due to extreme climate change? The tree in question is the last acacia in this road that was once ALL private acacia trees. One per terraced house.

    I saw this threat after I rushed out on seeing a fallen branch blocking the pavement. Last time I checked the pavement was blocked by a 'Forest' brand road bike. Not pavement bike.
    Anyways, I brought the branch in to my minute front 'garden' and immediately was able to dismantle by hand as it was dry as bone. I had already watered by watering can some of the plants earlier and the branch was not there.

    Pretty sure it is genuine due to the enclosed website address on the form.

    Anyway building work has started to keep my ears stimulated...

    lobster out. CU Jimmy! I'll be backed [cyborg voice activated]

    #Council #Wandsworth #Tooting #Trees #Environment #London #Drought #Climate #Terraced

  5. A combo #caturday and #notmycat post!
    This is our little sneaky neighborhood stray who has invaded our no-pets-allowed coop in London #tooting
    We call her Georgie.

  6. Got some Nag Champa joss-sticks from Tooting Market today, a familiar summertime fragrance

    Had our '10 second club night' in the market and the DJ liked my T-Shirt!

    #Tooting #London

  7. Je viens de me rendre compte que je suis sur #tooting depuis plus de 5 ans

  8. My 1,000th Follower?

    (no, sadly)

    Nikkor 24mm, Lumix S5
    A Tiny, beautiful lens. Tack Sharp at centre with some shenanigans at the edges. Tamed with some Darktable magic. The Contrast is lovely.

    #photography
    #london
    #tooting
    #portraits

  9. Geez, my unsent toots folder is getting fat. Oversharing, undersharing, missing the pointing, shit shitposting, thoughtlessing, well I thought it was funnying, plain old embarrassing, & what the hell am I thinking?

    It's probably for the best, considering much of my regular tooting fits the above categories.

    What makes the cut? It's both a fine line, & a mystery. Sometimes a mistake.

    #tooting
    #UnsentToots

  10. oh, so actual #organic users on #mastodon are being accused of being #bots, #hilarious and wrongful of the accusors, yet some are #bot accounts and yet its obvious who is with 0 posts etc.... oh well keep on #tooting to the organic users.