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#tooting — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. Dear Friends of the Frying Pan (and into the fire),

    As we may know:

    - When on Mastodon am I Tweeting from Tooting, Xing from Tooting or just a word fart?
    - Flip it. #Reclaim #IT. For example I consider myself A GAI or #Gaia #Intelligence #Bot, bottom feeder or genetically modified intelligence (Ltd or Limited)
    - It is hot in Tooting but not by weather changes for other global visionaries and areas of survival

    In other words yesterday I gave out my very rare printouts for the #Tooting Time Machine Project. First meeting after my death in 2030. I hope to be there in absence. Harder than it seems. Meanwhile my brain is smelting into glue/goo. My favourite kittens are all squirrels. Reform Nazi party has been named Refarm. Free farms on royal estates in porridgeland (aka Scotland). The attempt to #clone Elizabeth II is officially abandoned for people actually of some use.

    Obviously I may have dreamed some of those out of #existence. My apologies for the strangeness of forever LSD chemicals which are now in the drunking water.

    Have a great day everyone. Believe in everything. Especially the Truth of Existence and non-existence.

    😉 :cyber_hacking: :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup:

  2. A Tooting toot.
    I'd have tooted it from #Tooting (Bec) but #ThreeUK/#Smarty network had other ideas, it's been a pile o' shite all day.

  3. A Tooting toot.
    I'd have tooted it from #Tooting (Bec) but #ThreeUK/#Smarty network had other ideas, it's been a pile o' shite all day.

  4. A Tooting toot.
    I'd have tooted it from #Tooting (Bec) but #ThreeUK/#Smarty network had other ideas, it's been a pile o' shite all day.

  5. A Tooting toot.
    I'd have tooted it from #Tooting (Bec) but #ThreeUK/#Smarty network had other ideas, it's been a pile o' shite all day.

  6. Je viens de me rendre compte que je suis sur #tooting depuis plus de 5 ans

  7. Je viens de me rendre compte que je suis sur #tooting depuis plus de 5 ans

  8. Je viens de me rendre compte que je suis sur #tooting depuis plus de 5 ans

  9. Je viens de me rendre compte que je suis sur #tooting depuis plus de 5 ans

  10. My 1,000th Follower?

    (no, sadly)

    Nikkor 24mm, Lumix S5
    A Tiny, beautiful lens. Tack Sharp at centre with some shenanigans at the edges. Tamed with some Darktable magic. The Contrast is lovely.

    #photography
    #london
    #tooting
    #portraits

  11. My 1,000th Follower?

    (no, sadly)

    Nikkor 24mm, Lumix S5
    A Tiny, beautiful lens. Tack Sharp at centre with some shenanigans at the edges. Tamed with some Darktable magic. The Contrast is lovely.

    #photography
    #london
    #tooting
    #portraits

  12. My 1,000th Follower?

    (no, sadly)

    Nikkor 24mm, Lumix S5
    A Tiny, beautiful lens. Tack Sharp at centre with some shenanigans at the edges. Tamed with some Darktable magic. The Contrast is lovely.

    #photography
    #london
    #tooting
    #portraits

  13. My 1,000th Follower?

    (no, sadly)

    Nikkor 24mm, Lumix S5
    A Tiny, beautiful lens. Tack Sharp at centre with some shenanigans at the edges. Tamed with some Darktable magic. The Contrast is lovely.

    #photography
    #london
    #tooting
    #portraits

  14. My 1,000th Follower?

    (no, sadly)

    Nikkor 24mm, Lumix S5
    A Tiny, beautiful lens. Tack Sharp at centre with some shenanigans at the edges. Tamed with some Darktable magic. The Contrast is lovely.

    #photography
    #london
    #tooting
    #portraits