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… turkey sandwiches for lunch)
We blew the damn thing up
And I bought her a Corolla.
And see if I don't!#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
6/6
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… turkey sandwiches for lunch)
We blew the damn thing up
And I bought her a Corolla.
And see if I don't!#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
6/6
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… turkey sandwiches for lunch)
We blew the damn thing up
And I bought her a Corolla.
And see if I don't!#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
6/6
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… turkey sandwiches for lunch)
We blew the damn thing up
And I bought her a Corolla.
And see if I don't!#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
6/6
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… turkey sandwiches for lunch)
We blew the damn thing up
And I bought her a Corolla.
And see if I don't!#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
6/6
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… duel!
It ranged all over.
Neither one was a master.
But our battle was legendary!
Many knuckles were bloodied
Many 10mm sockets were lost
In the endless fight
That really only lasted a few hours
But it seemed endless.
Finally, I could take no more.
I called my most loyal companion
I don't know where he got the C-4
He's not really right in the head
But with care, and fear, and trepidation, and tryptophan
(Because we had …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
5/6
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… duel!
It ranged all over.
Neither one was a master.
But our battle was legendary!
Many knuckles were bloodied
Many 10mm sockets were lost
In the endless fight
That really only lasted a few hours
But it seemed endless.
Finally, I could take no more.
I called my most loyal companion
I don't know where he got the C-4
He's not really right in the head
But with care, and fear, and trepidation, and tryptophan
(Because we had …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
5/6
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… duel!
It ranged all over.
Neither one was a master.
But our battle was legendary!
Many knuckles were bloodied
Many 10mm sockets were lost
In the endless fight
That really only lasted a few hours
But it seemed endless.
Finally, I could take no more.
I called my most loyal companion
I don't know where he got the C-4
He's not really right in the head
But with care, and fear, and trepidation, and tryptophan
(Because we had …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
5/6
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… duel!
It ranged all over.
Neither one was a master.
But our battle was legendary!
Many knuckles were bloodied
Many 10mm sockets were lost
In the endless fight
That really only lasted a few hours
But it seemed endless.
Finally, I could take no more.
I called my most loyal companion
I don't know where he got the C-4
He's not really right in the head
But with care, and fear, and trepidation, and tryptophan
(Because we had …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
5/6
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… duel!
It ranged all over.
Neither one was a master.
But our battle was legendary!
Many knuckles were bloodied
Many 10mm sockets were lost
In the endless fight
That really only lasted a few hours
But it seemed endless.
Finally, I could take no more.
I called my most loyal companion
I don't know where he got the C-4
He's not really right in the head
But with care, and fear, and trepidation, and tryptophan
(Because we had …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
5/6
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… mechanical beasts of air and sea
From those distant and mysterious
Inventors in far away lands
Hitachi, and Denso.
With haste they responded to my desperate call!
With haste, and with free shipping!
And they sent me the supplies
And equipment
And a rather silly amount of packing material
Like, couldn't you just use a smaller box folks?
But with the necessary provisions
I set out on my quest.
There was, a mighty, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
4/6
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… mechanical beasts of air and sea
From those distant and mysterious
Inventors in far away lands
Hitachi, and Denso.
With haste they responded to my desperate call!
With haste, and with free shipping!
And they sent me the supplies
And equipment
And a rather silly amount of packing material
Like, couldn't you just use a smaller box folks?
But with the necessary provisions
I set out on my quest.
There was, a mighty, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
4/6
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… mechanical beasts of air and sea
From those distant and mysterious
Inventors in far away lands
Hitachi, and Denso.
With haste they responded to my desperate call!
With haste, and with free shipping!
And they sent me the supplies
And equipment
And a rather silly amount of packing material
Like, couldn't you just use a smaller box folks?
But with the necessary provisions
I set out on my quest.
There was, a mighty, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
4/6
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… mechanical beasts of air and sea
From those distant and mysterious
Inventors in far away lands
Hitachi, and Denso.
With haste they responded to my desperate call!
With haste, and with free shipping!
And they sent me the supplies
And equipment
And a rather silly amount of packing material
Like, couldn't you just use a smaller box folks?
But with the necessary provisions
I set out on my quest.
There was, a mighty, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
4/6
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… mechanical beasts of air and sea
From those distant and mysterious
Inventors in far away lands
Hitachi, and Denso.
With haste they responded to my desperate call!
With haste, and with free shipping!
And they sent me the supplies
And equipment
And a rather silly amount of packing material
Like, couldn't you just use a smaller box folks?
But with the necessary provisions
I set out on my quest.
There was, a mighty, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
4/6
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… replacement.
But do you have that kind of equipment on hand?
For a 2011 Honda Fit?
Noooooo, I don't think you do either.
Why would you?
You don't even have a 2011 Honda Fit.
Pfft.
Ridiculous.
Anyway.
So I set out on a mighty quest.
I reached out through that greatest of human inventions,
The internet.
And set in motions of vast swaths of humanity
Across the world.
The machinery of change was involved
With giant …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
3/6
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… replacement.
But do you have that kind of equipment on hand?
For a 2011 Honda Fit?
Noooooo, I don't think you do either.
Why would you?
You don't even have a 2011 Honda Fit.
Pfft.
Ridiculous.
Anyway.
So I set out on a mighty quest.
I reached out through that greatest of human inventions,
The internet.
And set in motions of vast swaths of humanity
Across the world.
The machinery of change was involved
With giant …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
3/6
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… replacement.
But do you have that kind of equipment on hand?
For a 2011 Honda Fit?
Noooooo, I don't think you do either.
Why would you?
You don't even have a 2011 Honda Fit.
Pfft.
Ridiculous.
Anyway.
So I set out on a mighty quest.
I reached out through that greatest of human inventions,
The internet.
And set in motions of vast swaths of humanity
Across the world.
The machinery of change was involved
With giant …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
3/6
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… replacement.
But do you have that kind of equipment on hand?
For a 2011 Honda Fit?
Noooooo, I don't think you do either.
Why would you?
You don't even have a 2011 Honda Fit.
Pfft.
Ridiculous.
Anyway.
So I set out on a mighty quest.
I reached out through that greatest of human inventions,
The internet.
And set in motions of vast swaths of humanity
Across the world.
The machinery of change was involved
With giant …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
3/6
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… replacement.
But do you have that kind of equipment on hand?
For a 2011 Honda Fit?
Noooooo, I don't think you do either.
Why would you?
You don't even have a 2011 Honda Fit.
Pfft.
Ridiculous.
Anyway.
So I set out on a mighty quest.
I reached out through that greatest of human inventions,
The internet.
And set in motions of vast swaths of humanity
Across the world.
The machinery of change was involved
With giant …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
3/6
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… sole, and sinews of humanity.
So up from my bed
Did I leap
At the sound of my daughter's
mournful cry:
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
My 2011 Honda Fit's acting funny."
Thus did I dive into that nest of snakes
And gears
And slime
And petroleum products
(which were probably the slime)
To find and defeat the source of this evil curse.
And, I mean, it really looked like
it needed a valve adjustment.
Maybe a plug and coil …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
2/6
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… sole, and sinews of humanity.
So up from my bed
Did I leap
At the sound of my daughter's
mournful cry:
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
My 2011 Honda Fit's acting funny."
Thus did I dive into that nest of snakes
And gears
And slime
And petroleum products
(which were probably the slime)
To find and defeat the source of this evil curse.
And, I mean, it really looked like
it needed a valve adjustment.
Maybe a plug and coil …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
2/6
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… sole, and sinews of humanity.
So up from my bed
Did I leap
At the sound of my daughter's
mournful cry:
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
My 2011 Honda Fit's acting funny."
Thus did I dive into that nest of snakes
And gears
And slime
And petroleum products
(which were probably the slime)
To find and defeat the source of this evil curse.
And, I mean, it really looked like
it needed a valve adjustment.
Maybe a plug and coil …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
2/6
-
… sole, and sinews of humanity.
So up from my bed
Did I leap
At the sound of my daughter's
mournful cry:
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
My 2011 Honda Fit's acting funny."
Thus did I dive into that nest of snakes
And gears
And slime
And petroleum products
(which were probably the slime)
To find and defeat the source of this evil curse.
And, I mean, it really looked like
it needed a valve adjustment.
Maybe a plug and coil …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
2/6
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… sole, and sinews of humanity.
So up from my bed
Did I leap
At the sound of my daughter's
mournful cry:
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
My 2011 Honda Fit's acting funny."
Thus did I dive into that nest of snakes
And gears
And slime
And petroleum products
(which were probably the slime)
To find and defeat the source of this evil curse.
And, I mean, it really looked like
it needed a valve adjustment.
Maybe a plug and coil …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
2/6
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But lo! What smoke
From yonder crater rises?
Well, y'see,
I had plans for Saturday
Y'know?
Well, not really plans per se
I was just going to sort of
Hang out
And stuff.
Maybe go see a movie.
But have you looked at ticket prices lately?
Sheesh.
Anyway
When suddenly - a quest!
A disruption to the natural flow.
A danger to challenge the heart, sole,
And yes, I mean sole - but the fish or foot? Hmm.
Anyway, the heart, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
1/6
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But lo! What smoke
From yonder crater rises?
Well, y'see,
I had plans for Saturday
Y'know?
Well, not really plans per se
I was just going to sort of
Hang out
And stuff.
Maybe go see a movie.
But have you looked at ticket prices lately?
Sheesh.
Anyway
When suddenly - a quest!
A disruption to the natural flow.
A danger to challenge the heart, sole,
And yes, I mean sole - but the fish or foot? Hmm.
Anyway, the heart, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
1/6
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But lo! What smoke
From yonder crater rises?
Well, y'see,
I had plans for Saturday
Y'know?
Well, not really plans per se
I was just going to sort of
Hang out
And stuff.
Maybe go see a movie.
But have you looked at ticket prices lately?
Sheesh.
Anyway
When suddenly - a quest!
A disruption to the natural flow.
A danger to challenge the heart, sole,
And yes, I mean sole - but the fish or foot? Hmm.
Anyway, the heart, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
1/6
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But lo! What smoke
From yonder crater rises?
Well, y'see,
I had plans for Saturday
Y'know?
Well, not really plans per se
I was just going to sort of
Hang out
And stuff.
Maybe go see a movie.
But have you looked at ticket prices lately?
Sheesh.
Anyway
When suddenly - a quest!
A disruption to the natural flow.
A danger to challenge the heart, sole,
And yes, I mean sole - but the fish or foot? Hmm.
Anyway, the heart, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
1/6
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But lo! What smoke
From yonder crater rises?
Well, y'see,
I had plans for Saturday
Y'know?
Well, not really plans per se
I was just going to sort of
Hang out
And stuff.
Maybe go see a movie.
But have you looked at ticket prices lately?
Sheesh.
Anyway
When suddenly - a quest!
A disruption to the natural flow.
A danger to challenge the heart, sole,
And yes, I mean sole - but the fish or foot? Hmm.
Anyway, the heart, …#Vogon #Poetry #Epic #HighExplosives
1/6
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@nigelpstanley Could also be a #big #H2G2 #Vogon constructor fleet vessel passing over the North of England
#DouglasAdams #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy -
@nigelpstanley Could also be a #big #H2G2 #Vogon constructor fleet vessel passing over the North of England
#DouglasAdams #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy -
@nigelpstanley Could also be a #big #H2G2 #Vogon constructor fleet vessel passing over the North of England
#DouglasAdams #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy -
@nigelpstanley Could also be a #big #H2G2 #Vogon constructor fleet vessel passing over the North of England
#DouglasAdams #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy -
@nigelpstanley Could also be a #big #H2G2 #Vogon constructor fleet vessel passing over the North of England
#DouglasAdams #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy -
I can't help thinking that somewhere in there Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is about to read poetry.
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I can't help thinking that somewhere in there Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is about to read poetry.
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I can't help thinking that somewhere in there Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is about to read poetry.
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I can't help thinking that somewhere in there Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is about to read poetry.
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I can't help thinking that somewhere in there Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is about to read poetry.
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This Badger currently having sufficient beer and peanuts to survive a ride on a #Vogon ship
Anyone know if they're heading this way?
#armageddon
#DouglasAdams -
This Badger currently having sufficient beer and peanuts to survive a ride on a #Vogon ship
Anyone know if they're heading this way?
#armageddon
#DouglasAdams -
This Badger currently having sufficient beer and peanuts to survive a ride on a #Vogon ship
Anyone know if they're heading this way?
#armageddon
#DouglasAdams -
This Badger currently having sufficient beer and peanuts to survive a ride on a #Vogon ship
Anyone know if they're heading this way?
#armageddon
#DouglasAdams -
This Badger currently having sufficient beer and peanuts to survive a ride on a #Vogon ship
Anyone know if they're heading this way?
#armageddon
#DouglasAdams -
#TextureTuesday cotton wool or candy floss?
Or #Vogon constructor fleet heaving into view? #H2G2 #DouglasAdams #ZZ9PluralZAlpha -
#TextureTuesday cotton wool or candy floss?
Or #Vogon constructor fleet heaving into view? #H2G2 #DouglasAdams #ZZ9PluralZAlpha -
#TextureTuesday cotton wool or candy floss?
Or #Vogon constructor fleet heaving into view? #H2G2 #DouglasAdams #ZZ9PluralZAlpha -
#TextureTuesday cotton wool or candy floss?
Or #Vogon constructor fleet heaving into view? #H2G2 #DouglasAdams #ZZ9PluralZAlpha -
Of course, #Microsoft == #Vogon.
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"
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Of course, #Microsoft == #Vogon.
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"
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Of course, #Microsoft == #Vogon.
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"
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Of course, #Microsoft == #Vogon.
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"
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Of course, #Microsoft == #Vogon.
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"
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@Noortjevee @HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 please, no! I couldn't stand it!
(But I will admit to actually having tried to intellectually understand #Vogon poetry. Oh frettled gruntbuggly...)
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@Noortjevee @HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 please, no! I couldn't stand it!
(But I will admit to actually having tried to intellectually understand #Vogon poetry. Oh frettled gruntbuggly...)
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@Noortjevee @HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 please, no! I couldn't stand it!
(But I will admit to actually having tried to intellectually understand #Vogon poetry. Oh frettled gruntbuggly...)
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@Noortjevee @HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 please, no! I couldn't stand it!
(But I will admit to actually having tried to intellectually understand #Vogon poetry. Oh frettled gruntbuggly...)
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@Noortjevee @HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 please, no! I couldn't stand it!
(But I will admit to actually having tried to intellectually understand #Vogon poetry. Oh frettled gruntbuggly...)
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Do I know any #English lawyers?
Nothing bad, I am just curious how someone would get case documents out of the court system for a tribunal I did back in 2014 - Since I assume those documents are "public" now.
#UK #Law #Solicitor #Barrister #Courts #Procedure #Legal #Vogon #Basement #Storage #System