#vogon — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #vogon, aggregated by home.social.
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I can't help thinking that somewhere in there Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is about to read poetry.
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This Badger currently having sufficient beer and peanuts to survive a ride on a #Vogon ship
Anyone know if they're heading this way?
#armageddon
#DouglasAdams -
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#TextureTuesday cotton wool or candy floss?
Or #Vogon constructor fleet heaving into view? #H2G2 #DouglasAdams #ZZ9PluralZAlpha -
Of course, #Microsoft == #Vogon.
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"
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@Noortjevee @HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 please, no! I couldn't stand it!
(But I will admit to actually having tried to intellectually understand #Vogon poetry. Oh frettled gruntbuggly...)
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Do I know any #English lawyers?
Nothing bad, I am just curious how someone would get case documents out of the court system for a tribunal I did back in 2014 - Since I assume those documents are "public" now.
#UK #Law #Solicitor #Barrister #Courts #Procedure #Legal #Vogon #Basement #Storage #System
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Do I know any #English lawyers?
Nothing bad, I am just curious how someone would get case documents out of the court system for a tribunal I did back in 2014 - Since I assume those documents are "public" now.
#UK #Law #Solicitor #Barrister #Courts #Procedure #Legal #Vogon #Basement #Storage #System
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Do I know any #English lawyers?
Nothing bad, I am just curious how someone would get case documents out of the court system for a tribunal I did back in 2014 - Since I assume those documents are "public" now.
#UK #Law #Solicitor #Barrister #Courts #Procedure #Legal #Vogon #Basement #Storage #System
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Do I know any #English lawyers?
Nothing bad, I am just curious how someone would get case documents out of the court system for a tribunal I did back in 2014 - Since I assume those documents are "public" now.
#UK #Law #Solicitor #Barrister #Courts #Procedure #Legal #Vogon #Basement #Storage #System
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Do I know any #English lawyers?
Nothing bad, I am just curious how someone would get case documents out of the court system for a tribunal I did back in 2014 - Since I assume those documents are "public" now.
#UK #Law #Solicitor #Barrister #Courts #Procedure #Legal #Vogon #Basement #Storage #System
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CW: corporate workplace madness
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Dear Friends of SAUSAGES [said in my best dawg voice] 🦞
Even though I don't pawn or own a visible dog, I speak fluent #canine. And just like me, they do like their sausages. Just had four for breakfast. Real pork. None of that #vogon or #vegan #processing. When the #wolf has your tongue. SAUSAGES!
As I believe in a #balanced diet, took one multivitamin, #sauerkraut, for my gut microbiome and gott 😇 wholemeal #seed bread and #butter to #house the sausage AND a pot of #English decaff #tea to fight my #caffeine #drug habit.
Obviously I am still a #heretical #Moslem, #Jew, Vegan. And as a heretical #Buddhist of all but the Tantrists and a few other cults, I will never make Jain-Hood. Not that I was trying. Wait... I am trying...
The point is #failure is an #option and for some the only lonely #choice. Just don't beat yourself up over it [usual Nazi #exclusions apply, Nazis are fair game as Tom Cruise Ship might say]
In the the words of Sy Oliver and Trummy Young
"T'ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Tain%27t_What_You_Do_(It%27s_the_Way_That_You_Do_It) -
Dear Friends of SAUSAGES [said in my best dawg voice] 🦞
Even though I don't pawn or own a visible dog, I speak fluent #canine. And just like me, they do like their sausages. Just had four for breakfast. Real pork. None of that #vogon or #vegan #processing. When the #wolf has your tongue. SAUSAGES!
As I believe in a #balanced diet, took one multivitamin, #sauerkraut, for my gut microbiome and gott 😇 wholemeal #seed bread and #butter to #house the sausage AND a pot of #English decaff #tea to fight my #caffeine #drug habit.
Obviously I am still a #heretical #Moslem, #Jew, Vegan. And as a heretical #Buddhist of all but the Tantrists and a few other cults, I will never make Jain-Hood. Not that I was trying. Wait... I am trying...
The point is #failure is an #option and for some the only lonely #choice. Just don't beat yourself up over it [usual Nazi #exclusions apply, Nazis are fair game as Tom Cruise Ship might say]
In the the words of Sy Oliver and Trummy Young
"T'ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Tain%27t_What_You_Do_(It%27s_the_Way_That_You_Do_It) -
Dear Friends of SAUSAGES [said in my best dawg voice] 🦞
Even though I don't pawn or own a visible dog, I speak fluent #canine. And just like me, they do like their sausages. Just had four for breakfast. Real pork. None of that #vogon or #vegan #processing. When the #wolf has your tongue. SAUSAGES!
As I believe in a #balanced diet, took one multivitamin, #sauerkraut, for my gut microbiome and gott 😇 wholemeal #seed bread and #butter to #house the sausage AND a pot of #English decaff #tea to fight my #caffeine #drug habit.
Obviously I am still a #heretical #Moslem, #Jew, Vegan. And as a heretical #Buddhist of all but the Tantrists and a few other cults, I will never make Jain-Hood. Not that I was trying. Wait... I am trying...
The point is #failure is an #option and for some the only lonely #choice. Just don't beat yourself up over it [usual Nazi #exclusions apply, Nazis are fair game as Tom Cruise Ship might say]
In the the words of Sy Oliver and Trummy Young
"T'ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Tain%27t_What_You_Do_(It%27s_the_Way_That_You_Do_It) -
PSA: people like @AndresFreundTec do not provide their invaluable service because of some #infosec #vogon's checklist. imho, this is a case of how smart people do great work outside their box if they are allowed to.
you do not get this with #commandcontrol .disclaimer: i know nothing about andres' specific work conditions.
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"...one of potentially tens of thousands of EU citizens who were unaware the Home Office changed the rules in 2019 requiring them to apply for a different scheme, called EU settlement"
"...she was then wrongly told by the authorities to apply for a replacement biometric residency identification...[which] was also rejected and she was finally [told] to apply for the EU settlement scheme, which had officially closed in June 2021"
🔸#Vogon bureacracy?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/26/italian-woman-facing-removal-from-uk-despite-permanent-residency-card-brexit
#Brexit #UK -
My SO is doing some physio exercises on the floor, using a rolled up towel.
Entering the room and seeing her there I immediately worried we were in for some #Vogon poetry imminently.
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the infamous #vogon meetings
ever sat through one?
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005): Animatronic Vogon head
#scifi #H2G2 #vogon #hitchikersguide #animatronic -
So excited that the content for #42 is complete and publication this summer is on track. Glad to be among those supporting this important work. Will there be new #Vogon poetry unearthed from the #DouglasAdams archives? Who knows! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/unbounders/42-the-wildly-improbable-ideas-of-douglas-adams
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CW: Vogon poetry
Vogon Poetry
#aiart #aigenerated #stablediffusion #h2g2 #hhgttg #vogon(This uses theat nasty Vogon poem as a prompt.)
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A lot of new people joining (welcome!) so here goes my #introduction again!
I do things, I see people.
Feel free to follow me, as long as you don't expect too much. I am a nerd and a naughty boy!
President of the #Vogon Poetry Appreciation Society.
#Pastafarian.
Linux, sysadmin, DNS and certificates.
A Roman/Italian in Ireland (Romans didn't conquer Ireland they say, but here I am!)
Love #craftbeers.
#cyberpunk #scifi #hacking #linux #opensource #technology #cbd #legalcannabis #freedom #antifa -
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"Scream Thy Last Scream" by #PinkFloyd
https://vogon.bandcamp.com/album/scream-thy-last-scream
i.e. "Live" recordings from 1967 appearances on #BBC #UK TV shows.
