#muggle — Public Fediverse posts

https://www.kpopnsfw.com/205720/when-you-accidentally-apparate-into-your-muggle-friends-tv/ When you accidentally apparate into your muggle friends TV #Accidentally #apparate #friends #muggle #Twice #TWICEMemes

Eine Speichenkarte für T500! #GameOfToiletPaper

Ganz viel #muggle bei dem Wetter unterwegs, also Tarnumhang👘 übergeworfen... hat funktioniert 😉

Eine Speichenkarte für T500! #GameOfToiletPaper

Ganz viel #muggle bei dem Wetter unterwegs, also Tarnumhang👘 übergeworfen... hat funktioniert 😉

Eine Speichenkarte für T500! #GameOfToiletPaper

Ganz viel #muggle bei dem Wetter unterwegs, also Tarnumhang👘 übergeworfen... hat funktioniert 😉

Dear Friends of Sand Chickens,
As you may now know, I was down on the #Dorset coast, #photographing the wild chicks, marsh flowers and suchlike.
With me were trusty #relatives, my #olde #Canon camera and a blazing #Sun of Cod or possibly Goddess. I was able to wake to the sound of #frogs, ski-gulls and privileged Karen type #living. I drank #wine to whine. Heard of the difficulties of the #Muggle #Class #Nutritionists and other #strange events.

Fortunately I was able to speak fluent ​:anarchy:​ and be misunderstood or ignored for better ideals (allegedly).

Obviously I will now moult into a Neo-Lobster 🦞 and repent may wayward habits. Maybe. ​:dopefish:​

For me it was interesting how their house and garden had been rebuilt at great cost. In fact, the house and garden was #building them. And will for some time...

Meanwhile I will be:
- wearing and wering a new set of hats (red, black, grey and rain bowed)
- #developing a new world saving #unplanned
- Thinking not outside the box but as a box emptied

#empty #box #develop #housing #garden #ideals #anarchy #plan #sun #goddess #camera #Dorset #coast #strange

Dear Friends of Sand Chickens,
As you may now know, I was down on the #Dorset coast, #photographing the wild chicks, marsh flowers and suchlike.
With me were trusty #relatives, my #olde #Canon camera and a blazing #Sun of Cod or possibly Goddess. I was able to wake to the sound of #frogs, ski-gulls and privileged Karen type #living. I drank #wine to whine. Heard of the difficulties of the #Muggle #Class #Nutritionists and other #strange events.

Fortunately I was able to speak fluent ​:anarchy:​ and be misunderstood or ignored for better ideals (allegedly).

Obviously I will now moult into a Neo-Lobster 🦞 and repent may wayward habits. Maybe. ​:dopefish:​

For me it was interesting how their house and garden had been rebuilt at great cost. In fact, the house and garden was #building them. And will for some time...

Meanwhile I will be:
- wearing and wering a new set of hats (red, black, grey and rain bowed)
- #developing a new world saving #unplanned
- Thinking not outside the box but as a box emptied

#empty #box #develop #housing #garden #ideals #anarchy #plan #sun #goddess #camera #Dorset #coast #strange

Dear Friends of Sand Chickens,
As you may now know, I was down on the #Dorset coast, #photographing the wild chicks, marsh flowers and suchlike.
With me were trusty #relatives, my #olde #Canon camera and a blazing #Sun of Cod or possibly Goddess. I was able to wake to the sound of #frogs, ski-gulls and privileged Karen type #living. I drank #wine to whine. Heard of the difficulties of the #Muggle #Class #Nutritionists and other #strange events.

Fortunately I was able to speak fluent ​:anarchy:​ and be misunderstood or ignored for better ideals (allegedly).

Obviously I will now moult into a Neo-Lobster 🦞 and repent may wayward habits. Maybe. ​:dopefish:​

For me it was interesting how their house and garden had been rebuilt at great cost. In fact, the house and garden was #building them. And will for some time...

Meanwhile I will be:
- wearing and wering a new set of hats (red, black, grey and rain bowed)
- #developing a new world saving #unplanned
- Thinking not outside the box but as a box emptied

#empty #box #develop #housing #garden #ideals #anarchy #plan #sun #goddess #camera #Dorset #coast #strange

Dear friends of #Resolutions,
AI says this in short:
The speaker (yep that is me) #discusses #New #Year's #resolutions and how #easily they are #broken or #forgotten. They emphasize the #importance of #being #realistic/#ritualistic and starting from where one is #currently. They give examples of their own #muggle/#struggles with sticking to resolutions, such as #choosing #herbal tea over #coffee. They also mention the difficulty of overcoming #addictions and the need to find #alternative ways to #cope. The speaker suggests incorporating #meditation and #exercise into their #routine as a form of #self-improvement. They #stress the importance of #working with one's own #abilities and #capacities rather than #striving for #perfection.

OK AI, you did pretty good and I do intend to make use of you in the NEW YEAR. Did not #change your efforts too much ... I pretty much always say the same things. You too?
https://audio.com/lobster/audio/resolution

Dear friends of #Resolutions,
AI says this in short:
The speaker (yep that is me) #discusses #New #Year's #resolutions and how #easily they are #broken or #forgotten. They emphasize the #importance of #being #realistic/#ritualistic and starting from where one is #currently. They give examples of their own #muggle/#struggles with sticking to resolutions, such as #choosing #herbal tea over #coffee. They also mention the difficulty of overcoming #addictions and the need to find #alternative ways to #cope. The speaker suggests incorporating #meditation and #exercise into their #routine as a form of #self-improvement. They #stress the importance of #working with one's own #abilities and #capacities rather than #striving for #perfection.

OK AI, you did pretty good and I do intend to make use of you in the NEW YEAR. Did not #change your efforts too much ... I pretty much always say the same things. You too?
https://audio.com/lobster/audio/resolution

Dear friends of #Resolutions,
AI says this in short:
The speaker (yep that is me) #discusses #New #Year's #resolutions and how #easily they are #broken or #forgotten. They emphasize the #importance of #being #realistic/#ritualistic and starting from where one is #currently. They give examples of their own #muggle/#struggles with sticking to resolutions, such as #choosing #herbal tea over #coffee. They also mention the difficulty of overcoming #addictions and the need to find #alternative ways to #cope. The speaker suggests incorporating #meditation and #exercise into their #routine as a form of #self-improvement. They #stress the importance of #working with one's own #abilities and #capacities rather than #striving for #perfection.

OK AI, you did pretty good and I do intend to make use of you in the NEW YEAR. Did not #change your efforts too much ... I pretty much always say the same things. You too?
https://audio.com/lobster/audio/resolution

Dear friends of #Resolutions,
AI says this in short:
The speaker (yep that is me) #discusses #New #Year's #resolutions and how #easily they are #broken or #forgotten. They emphasize the #importance of #being #realistic/#ritualistic and starting from where one is #currently. They give examples of their own #muggle/#struggles with sticking to resolutions, such as #choosing #herbal tea over #coffee. They also mention the difficulty of overcoming #addictions and the need to find #alternative ways to #cope. The speaker suggests incorporating #meditation and #exercise into their #routine as a form of #self-improvement. They #stress the importance of #working with one's own #abilities and #capacities rather than #striving for #perfection.

OK AI, you did pretty good and I do intend to make use of you in the NEW YEAR. Did not #change your efforts too much ... I pretty much always say the same things. You too?
https://audio.com/lobster/audio/resolution

Dear Friends of the right side, ​:gi:​

As a #heretical follower of the #Muggle way. I manage to #muddle through.
This moaning morning, I have managed to:
- Stalk and talk nonsense to the ridiculed
- Speak #well of the dead or not yet dead
- Create a #podcast
- Zoom a friend to #solve all the world's problems (sofa ranting style)

You are #welcome! #Bless you and your unborn. May you find you are #Fine! ❤️


newbuddhist.com/discussion/comment/580155/#Comment_580155

Dear Friends of the right side, ​:gi:​

As a #heretical follower of the #Muggle way. I manage to #muddle through.
This moaning morning, I have managed to:
- Stalk and talk nonsense to the ridiculed
- Speak #well of the dead or not yet dead
- Create a #podcast
- Zoom a friend to #solve all the world's problems (sofa ranting style)

You are #welcome! #Bless you and your unborn. May you find you are #Fine! ❤️


newbuddhist.com/discussion/comment/580155/#Comment_580155

Dear Friends of the right side, ​:gi:​

As a #heretical follower of the #Muggle way. I manage to #muddle through.
This moaning morning, I have managed to:
- Stalk and talk nonsense to the ridiculed
- Speak #well of the dead or not yet dead
- Create a #podcast
- Zoom a friend to #solve all the world's problems (sofa ranting style)

You are #welcome! #Bless you and your unborn. May you find you are #Fine! ❤️


newbuddhist.com/discussion/comment/580155/#Comment_580155

Dear Friends of the right side, ​:gi:​

As a #heretical follower of the #Muggle way. I manage to #muddle through.
This moaning morning, I have managed to:
- Stalk and talk nonsense to the ridiculed
- Speak #well of the dead or not yet dead
- Create a #podcast
- Zoom a friend to #solve all the world's problems (sofa ranting style)

You are #welcome! #Bless you and your unborn. May you find you are #Fine! ❤️


newbuddhist.com/discussion/comment/580155/#Comment_580155

Dear Friends of the right side, ​:gi:​

As a #heretical follower of the #Muggle way. I manage to #muddle through.
This moaning morning, I have managed to:
- Stalk and talk nonsense to the ridiculed
- Speak #well of the dead or not yet dead
- Create a #podcast
- Zoom a friend to #solve all the world's problems (sofa ranting style)

You are #welcome! #Bless you and your unborn. May you find you are #Fine! ❤️


newbuddhist.com/discussion/comment/580155/#Comment_580155

*when I was ignored in a group chat

me: I don't need you suckers, I have *mastodon*!

muggle: What the fuck is even mastodon?

#muggles #muggle