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  1. 👴📜 Oh, the internet's latest obsession: pretending to understand #gibberish from 1000 AD. Apparently, deciphering Old English is the new hipster pastime—because who needs modern communication when you have ancient scribbles? 😂🧐 It’s like trying to read your cat's mind and saying, "Look, I’m fluent in feline!" 🐱🔮
    lewiscampbell.tech/blog/260224 #internetobsession #OldEnglish #hipsterpastime #ancientcommunication #felinefluent #HackerNews #ngated

  2. #Musk #gibberish

    "‘We’ll Find the Remnants of Ancient Alien Civilizations’: Read Musk’s Gibberish Rant from His xAI All-Hands Meeting

    'I really wanna see the mass driver on the moon that is shooting AI satellites into deep space. Just going like 'shoom, shoom,' just one after the other.

    At the risk of stating the obvious, Elon Musk doesn’t always make sense when he talks. But at a recent all-hands meeting at xAI that was posted in full online, he made less sense than usual. This isn’t investment advice, but anyone considering buying stock in the SpaceX/xAI conglomerate expected to make an initial public offering later this year might want to give some real thought to how the founder and CEO is sounding lately."

    gizmodo.com/well-find-the-remn

  3. Gizmodo: ‘We’ll Find the Remnants of Ancient Alien Civilizations’: Read Musk’s Gibberish Rant from His xAI All-Hands Meeting

    "At the risk of stating the obvious, Elon Musk doesn’t always make sense when he talks. But at a recent all-hands meeting at xAI that was posted in full online, he made less sense than usual. This isn’t investment advice, but anyone considering buying stock in the SpaceX/xAI conglomerate expected to make an initial public offering later this year might want to give some real thought to how the founder and CEO is sounding lately."

    gizmodo.com/well-find-the-remn

    #gibberish #musk #xai #ipo #spacex

  4. Σήμερα συνειδητοποίησα (κατά λάθος) ότι το YouTube πιστεύει πως μπορεί να εμφανίζει αυτόματους υποτίτλους στις ψαλμωδίες. Ουδέν σχόλιον.

    Πηγή: youtube.com/watch?v=DmFlY-cdEoU

    #σκοιλ_ελικικου #gibberish #SpeechRecognition

  5. 🎉 Behold the #vLLM Large Scale Delusion: a miracle of 1,969 coders crafting 950 commits worth of indecipherable #gibberish to deliver 2.2k totally legitimate-sounding token-spewed jargon. 🤯 Bravo to the brave souls at Meta, LinkedIn, and pals for trusting this tech circus. 🍿
    blog.vllm.ai/2025/12/17/large- #LargeScaleDelusion #codercommunity #techinnovation #tokenjargon #HackerNews #ngated

  6. Some things are clearer. or more clear. sorta clearish. totes see thru.

    I'm out of languages, not that the receptive interpretation isn't made up anyway.

    #gibberish

  7. 🎉 Welcome to the latest in AI-proofing wizardry: "The #Unicode #Gibberish Machine!" 🤖✨ Simply fill your text with thousands of invisible nonsense characters to ensure maximum #confusion and inefficiency. Because, clearly, the best way to fight AI is by making sure your essay question looks like it was written by a cat walking on a keyboard. 🐾📜
    gibberifier.com #AIproofing #InvisibleCharacters #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  8. 🎩 Oh, joy! More pontification on how to cram "knowledge" into our beloved gigantic text parrots 🤖, because clearly, they're not bloated enough with random facts already. Thanks to the mysterious "Knowledge Infusion Scaling Law," we can look forward to even more impressive gibberish—sure to impress both humans and toaster ovens alike! 🍞📚
    arxiv.org/abs/2509.19371 #textparrots #knowledgeinfusion #gibberish #scalinglaw #AIhumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

  9. 🎩 Oh, joy! More pontification on how to cram "knowledge" into our beloved gigantic text parrots 🤖, because clearly, they're not bloated enough with random facts already. Thanks to the mysterious "Knowledge Infusion Scaling Law," we can look forward to even more impressive gibberish—sure to impress both humans and toaster ovens alike! 🍞📚
    arxiv.org/abs/2509.19371 #textparrots #knowledgeinfusion #gibberish #scalinglaw #AIhumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

  10. 🎩 Oh, joy! More pontification on how to cram "knowledge" into our beloved gigantic text parrots 🤖, because clearly, they're not bloated enough with random facts already. Thanks to the mysterious "Knowledge Infusion Scaling Law," we can look forward to even more impressive gibberish—sure to impress both humans and toaster ovens alike! 🍞📚
    arxiv.org/abs/2509.19371 #textparrots #knowledgeinfusion #gibberish #scalinglaw #AIhumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

  11. 🎩 Oh, joy! More pontification on how to cram "knowledge" into our beloved gigantic text parrots 🤖, because clearly, they're not bloated enough with random facts already. Thanks to the mysterious "Knowledge Infusion Scaling Law," we can look forward to even more impressive gibberish—sure to impress both humans and toaster ovens alike! 🍞📚
    arxiv.org/abs/2509.19371 #textparrots #knowledgeinfusion #gibberish #scalinglaw #AIhumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated

  12. Oh, joy! Another #GitHub page with more #buzzwords than a bee convention 🐝. Now featuring "Vectorless RAG" 🤯, because who needs vectors when you can have AI-generated gibberish? 🚀 Yay, technology!
    github.com/VectifyAI/PageIndex #VectorlessRAG #AIGenerated #Gibberish #Technology #HackerNews #ngated

  13. Wow, a deep dive into the thrilling world of #ANSI #escape #codes 🤯! Because who doesn't want to spend their precious time inspecting #invisible #gibberish and pretending it's important? 🥱 Spoiler: it's all in your #browser, so no need to panic, wannabe cyber-warriors! 😂💻
    ansi.tools #cyberwarriors #fun #HackerNews #ngated

  14. Oh great, #Google has discovered a fancy way to generate #text by "refining noise" instead of using those boring old transformers. 🤖✨ Apparently, this means they can now create #gibberish faster and with more precision. Let's all pretend we're not just watching #AI play a game of Mad Libs. 🎉🔍
    simonwillison.net/2025/May/21/ #Refinement #Generation #GameOfMadLibs #HackerNews #ngated

  15. you didn't know #KidRock was an idiot? he knows two things: his name and how to speak #gibberish. it was right there in front of you the whole time. pay attention!!

  16. Wow! An article about #online #trash #talk that’s inaccessible due to its own #digital #gibberish 🗑️🤦‍♂️. Clearly, the real abuse here is forcing readers to decipher #server #errors instead of #content. 💻🔧
    tcjournal.org/vol8/jackson/ #accessibility #HackerNews #ngated

  17. 🚀 Behold, Gemini 2.5: the #AI model that 'thinks' like a #CAPTCHA but with the added thrill of #survey gibberish! 🤖📝 Clearly, we've reached peak artificial 'intelligence' when the solution to improvement is BOTH more conciseness and more detail. 🙃
    blog.google/technology/google- #Gemini2.5 #gibberish #artificialintelligence #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

  18. 🎩👀 Ah yes, because nothing says "ethical scientific progress" quite like turning a PDF dump into a bewildering mess of numbers and #gibberish, right? 🙄 Of course, let's add some cryptic military jargon for good measure, because who needs clarity when you have chaos! 📄💥
    scholarworks.lib.csusb.edu/cgi #ethicalscience #chaos #militaryjargon #PDFdump #HackerNews #ngated

  19. 🎩👀 Ah yes, because nothing says "ethical scientific progress" quite like turning a PDF dump into a bewildering mess of numbers and #gibberish, right? 🙄 Of course, let's add some cryptic military jargon for good measure, because who needs clarity when you have chaos! 📄💥
    scholarworks.lib.csusb.edu/cgi #ethicalscience #chaos #militaryjargon #PDFdump #HackerNews #ngated

  20. 🎩👀 Ah yes, because nothing says "ethical scientific progress" quite like turning a PDF dump into a bewildering mess of numbers and #gibberish, right? 🙄 Of course, let's add some cryptic military jargon for good measure, because who needs clarity when you have chaos! 📄💥
    scholarworks.lib.csusb.edu/cgi #ethicalscience #chaos #militaryjargon #PDFdump #HackerNews #ngated

  21. 🎩👀 Ah yes, because nothing says "ethical scientific progress" quite like turning a PDF dump into a bewildering mess of numbers and #gibberish, right? 🙄 Of course, let's add some cryptic military jargon for good measure, because who needs clarity when you have chaos! 📄💥
    scholarworks.lib.csusb.edu/cgi #ethicalscience #chaos #militaryjargon #PDFdump #HackerNews #ngated

  22. In today's episode of "How to Make #Gibberish Sound Smart," we dive into an article that bravely attempts to bridge the vast chasm between #autoregressive models and diffusion models with absolutely zero context 🧠🔍. Meanwhile, Hugging Face is here to remind us that no amount of tech jargon can hide the fact they're just as desperate for your money as your local neighborhood pyramid scheme 💸🎩.
    arxiv.org/abs/2503.09573 #techjargon #diffusionmodels #HuggingFace #HackerNews #ngated

  23. Sundry Sunday: Mario Gibberish
    Since Mario 64, Charles Martinet certainly recorded a lot of noises for Mario and Luigi. If you look far enough (specifically, to the Mario & Luigi games for GBA and DS) you can find some entertaining random Italian-like sounds. Mayo on Youtube combined some of these noises with comical animation, to produce thes
    setsideb.com/sundry-sunday-mar
    #sundaysundry #gibberish #luigi #mario #Mayo #MockItalian #peach #sundrysunday #video #youtube

  24. I managed to get 15 days into 2025 without having to hear or read "going forward" deposited unnecessarily on the end of a sentence. Four times in emails so far today

    #gibberish #bureaucracy

  25. George Costanza's "It's not a lie if you believe it"

    needs to be updated to

    "It's not a lie if you're so stupid you don't know it's not true."

    #Liar #Demented #Senile #Idiot #Gibberish #Bullshit #Clown #ConvictedFelonDon #Trump #Criminal #USpol #USpolitics

  26. "Everything bad that the Fascists do is ultimately the fault of progressive activists" is a bizarre dogma.

    We gotta call this shit out, even when it comes from a Black homosexual Zionist nitwit.

    #FuckOffTorres #Musk #Elon #ElonMusk #Republicans #RitchieTorres #Torres #TheCons #Liars #Demented #Idiots #Gibberish #Clowns #ConvictedFelonDon #Trump #Criminal #USpol #USpolitics #Tesla #SpaceX #NASA

  27. Good morning. 🏝️🌊🌊

    8 November 2024

    The days have definitely gotten shorter, winter is coming. Tonight, will be Friday night and the feelings right ... oh, what a night. If you didn't already know, I'm fluent in gibberish. On Friday night my wife and I get wild, order out for supper, and rent a movie. I have to be careful what I eat though. Such are the lives of free spirits. Hmmm ... I just noticed that above I originally wrote wive instead of wife, I corrected it but started to add an "s" on the end instead of changing the "v" to and "f".
    The behaviors of Ben and Charlie changed a bit, it is less than a half hour until mealtime and they aren't in here bugging me. If you read this cut me some slack.

    “Flushed with his impassioned gibberish, he saw himself standing alone on the last barrier of civilization.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

    “They misunderestimated me.”
    - George W. Bush

    #photo #photography #photographer #morning #gibberish #ocean #sea #island #clouds #sky

  28. Of course, the Republicans will go into culture-war overdrive.

    They will say that as a Californian, Kamala Harris is too #liberal.
    They will say that as a former prosecutor, Harris is too #conservative.
    They will say that she is too #female and too #Black.
    (Well, they won’t say those last two out loud, but get ready for a fusillade of dog whistles that will be amped up to the point that they could shatter granite.)

    Indeed, the MAGA Republicans are already griping about a Democratic Party “coup,” as if they have serious concerns about democracy in any political party, including their own.

    But Biden’s decision reflected a determination to put the fate of his country ahead of his personal vanity,
    a choice Trump is inherently incapable of making.

    After today the difference between the Democrats and the Republicans could not be clearer.

    Biden faces challenges of age that are not going to get any easier. His decision to make way for a younger candidate reaffirmed that his party is not about one man.

    Trump, meanwhile, continues to bellow #gibberish at his rallies,
    raving like the emotionally unstable, would-be #dictator that he is.

    Even after Trump #insulted America’s #veterans and the nation’s war dead,

    even after he was found liable for #sexual #abuse,

    even after he racked up 34 #felony #convictions,

    almost no elected officials in his party called for him to leave the ticket.

    (As usual, Mitt Romney was seated at a table for one.)

    Yet millions of Americans, sadly, have come to regard Trump’s pestilential character as merely a curious facet of an otherwise normal candidate.

    Now that Biden is stepping down, all the false equivalency can end.

    Biden is a good man, and he’s been a good and consequential president with a first-term record most of his predecessors would envy.

    He is capable of serving out his term and should do so.
    (The calls from Republicans today that he should now resign, coming from opportunistic hypocrites such as Elise Stefanik, are as meaningless as they are predictable.)

    Trump was a disaster, an incompetent and ignorant president whose selfish decisions,
    especially about COVID-19,
    likely cost many thousands of Americans their lives.

    🔸Biden’s decision is now also a challenge to every voter in the pro-democracy coalition to live by their words.

    🔸For two years, many Americans lamented the choice between the aging Biden and the dissolute, unbalanced Trump.

    🔸Their wish has been granted:
    They will now likely have a choice between
    a #shouty, 78-year-old habitual #liar
    whose life is a record of shame and failure

    and a 59-year-old woman who has served #honorably as a big-state attorney general,
    a #senator,
    and the #vice #president of the United States.

    theatlantic.com/newsletters/ar

  29. @Seilenos @DemocracyMattersALot ļ

    That cannot be stressed enough. Things like injecting bleach and shining light inside a person to combat Covid should have been enough for a responsible cabinet to remove him. He is worse than a loose cannon. He is like a defective network component. They are said to be "babbling" - receiving data and making nonsense noises in response, feeding gibberish to all the downstream components
    #trump #gibberish #babbling
    #DumbAsAFuckingPost
    #unhinged #ScrewLoose

  30. Dear Friends of the yet to be lobster instance,
    As we might know. Starting ones own homey
    #server is not easy. Not for those of us using #Rebel #Alliance modified hardware, designed by Daath Gateus from #MicrobeSith or MicroSofteeLuvlies or whatever they are #marketing and ad bombing their #loyal #sheeple with. 😆

    No dear friends, some of us only have a
    #penguin, #Baby #Grogu and the Guinness #Farce is barely with us. All we can do is speak in garlic or #Gaelic (fluent #gibberish in my case) ​:ablobcatgoogly:​

    BUT SOMEHOW...
    In a galaxy chocolate not so far away...
    I haz:
    1.
    #Created a second #admin #account due to being locked out from MY own #Ryzen powered cheapo '#Windows Only' server. The #Audacity of it ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​(also available as a great Free recording software for many of us)
    2. Changed my default search engine from
    #SithGoogle to #Startpage
    3. Seem to be having some
    #uck with #Cockpit #server (maybe, perhaps, almost)
    And that is a vast
    #improvement, over my morning venting, fuming and swearing to the gods of the internet. Just needed some #breakfast. In case you are wondering it was a multivitamin tablet and #suarkruat on Vogel bread and a pot of tea. Everything is #tickety-boo. I will even talk to the dark #siddhi mistresses and masters, mmm... well maybe not too much. ​:anarchy:​

  31. Dear Friends of the yet to be lobster instance,
    As we might know. Starting ones own homey
    #server is not easy. Not for those of us using #Rebel #Alliance modified hardware, designed by Daath Gateus from #MicrobeSith or MicroSofteeLuvlies or whatever they are #marketing and ad bombing their #loyal #sheeple with. 😆

    No dear friends, some of us only have a
    #penguin, #Baby #Grogu and the Guinness #Farce is barely with us. All we can do is speak in garlic or #Gaelic (fluent #gibberish in my case) ​:ablobcatgoogly:​

    BUT SOMEHOW...
    In a galaxy chocolate not so far away...
    I haz:
    1.
    #Created a second #admin #account due to being locked out from MY own #Ryzen powered cheapo '#Windows Only' server. The #Audacity of it ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​(also available as a great Free recording software for many of us)
    2. Changed my default search engine from
    #SithGoogle to #Startpage
    3. Seem to be having some
    #uck with #Cockpit #server (maybe, perhaps, almost)
    And that is a vast
    #improvement, over my morning venting, fuming and swearing to the gods of the internet. Just needed some #breakfast. In case you are wondering it was a multivitamin tablet and #suarkruat on Vogel bread and a pot of tea. Everything is #tickety-boo. I will even talk to the dark #siddhi mistresses and masters, mmm... well maybe not too much. ​:anarchy:​

  32. Dear Friends of the yet to be lobster instance,
    As we might know. Starting ones own homey
    #server is not easy. Not for those of us using #Rebel #Alliance modified hardware, designed by Daath Gateus from #MicrobeSith or MicroSofteeLuvlies or whatever they are #marketing and ad bombing their #loyal #sheeple with. 😆

    No dear friends, some of us only have a
    #penguin, #Baby #Grogu and the Guinness #Farce is barely with us. All we can do is speak in garlic or #Gaelic (fluent #gibberish in my case) ​:ablobcatgoogly:​

    BUT SOMEHOW...
    In a galaxy chocolate not so far away...
    I haz:
    1.
    #Created a second #admin #account due to being locked out from MY own #Ryzen powered cheapo '#Windows Only' server. The #Audacity of it ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​(also available as a great Free recording software for many of us)
    2. Changed my default search engine from
    #SithGoogle to #Startpage
    3. Seem to be having some
    #uck with #Cockpit #server (maybe, perhaps, almost)
    And that is a vast
    #improvement, over my morning venting, fuming and swearing to the gods of the internet. Just needed some #breakfast. In case you are wondering it was a multivitamin tablet and #suarkruat on Vogel bread and a pot of tea. Everything is #tickety-boo. I will even talk to the dark #siddhi mistresses and masters, mmm... well maybe not too much. ​:anarchy:​

  33. Talk to this guy about Ivermectin? 😂

    #Cancer #Dog #Gibberish
    #StayInSchool #Spelling

    𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨. 𝙉𝙊, 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜!

    #SILVERADO
    (came with the truck)

    ℙ𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝔾𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕙