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  1. Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. 🏄 [Sponsored Post]

    Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. is an organisation dedicated to the essential act of ensuring that surf’s, indeed, is up (dude). For the last 75 years, we have delivered on our promise of ensuring surf’s up dude no matter the location.

    We have 36 branches worldwide with headquarters in Bolton of Greater Manchester and each and every one of our employees has a core mission statement to deliver. Surfing will happen, no matter where you are in the world. That is our aggressive stance and we will enforce it no matter what it takes.

    🏄‍♀️ Enforcing Surf’s Up on an International Basis 🏄‍♂️

    Why aren’t you surfing right now? What’s stopping you? Are you a communist?! A drug addict!? Are you too stupid to find your nearest beach and go surfing?

    These are the pertinent questions you should be asking yourself today.

    As if you don’t go surfing, you should be very afraid. At Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd., we have a staff of 10,000 monitoring 130,000 locations worldwide to ensure people are surfing. With a planned budget increase by 2030, we hope to be monitoring 75% of the world’s population to ensure continued surf’s up. Failure to deliver on this promise could lead to:

    • Drops in the number of people surfing
    • Decreases in surfing board sales
    • The collapse of civilization due to points 1 and 2
    • Hungry sharks having fewer things to eat

    This crisis must be averted at all costs. To do that, our organisation has a three-step plan of action to ensure more humans get on surfboards and catch some waves:

    1. Disseminate an aggressive pro-surfing leaflet campaign via postal mail and email
    2. Threaten people to go surfing by waving bazookas in their, respective, faces
    3. Ban cars, planes, boats, bicycles, and walking to ensure the only means of local and global transportation is via surfing

    At Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd., we are convinced the only way forward for humanity is via surfing. Surfing to work, surfing to the local supermarket, and/or surfing to the dentist etc.

    While some may laugh and call such a goal “clinically insane”, just think about the environmental benefits of spending 13 weeks surfing to your holiday destination instead of 3 hours on a plane. We are 100% certain that by explaining the matter with clear statistics such as this, the entire world’s population will calmly accept we are in the right. Cowabunga!

    Pursuing the Excess Use of “Cowabunga”

    A secondary mission of Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. is to pursue, monitor, and control the excessive use of the term “cowabunga”, popularised in the 1990s by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    For too long (decades now) has the term been used. Several of our organisation members find the term upsetting, thus the goal is to have it banned from public use and reserved only for royalty and tech bro billionaires. To achieve this goal, we have a three step plan:

    1. Ban the use of the word
    2. If people keep using the word, ban freedom of speech
    3. If people still keep talking, detonate one of the atom bombs we’ve been stockpiling for our international takeover attempt

    With nuclear weapons on our side, we are 100% certain our hybrid push to ensure surfing and limited/non-existent “cowabunga” usage will be successful.

    Please, become a member today. It is $5,000 to join and you will receive a lifetime* membership.

    *Please note, the lifetime membership runs out every 12 months and will require a $6,000 subscription to re-subscribe, with added VAT of 35% per annum.

    #Business #Capitalism #committee #cowabunga #dude #Humor #Lifestyle #organisation #satirical #Silly #SurfSUpDude #surfers #surfing
  2. I've never thought of myself as someone who has a lot of clothes.. mostly because I tend to wear pyjamas most of the time, or I have maybe 5 outfits I wear on rotation.

    However, I've just cleared my closet of 53 dresses for donation.

    This is after clearing out 37 skirts and shirts last week, and then about 6 months ago I cleared out easily 100 more dresses/skirts/shirts, plus a ridiculous number of unworn bras and underwear sets.

    I think the biggest issue is that I buy clothes and then discover I can't wear them because of sensory issues with them, so they sit in my closet for years.

    #clothes #donations #organisation

  3. I've never thought of myself as someone who has a lot of clothes.. mostly because I tend to wear pyjamas most of the time, or I have maybe 5 outfits I wear on rotation.

    However, I've just cleared my closet of 53 dresses for donation.

    This is after clearing out 37 skirts and shirts last week, and then about 6 months ago I cleared out easily 100 more dresses/skirts/shirts, plus a ridiculous number of unworn bras and underwear sets.

    I think the biggest issue is that I buy clothes and then discover I can't wear them because of sensory issues with them, so they sit in my closet for years.

    #clothes #donations #organisation

  4. I've never thought of myself as someone who has a lot of clothes.. mostly because I tend to wear pyjamas most of the time, or I have maybe 5 outfits I wear on rotation.

    However, I've just cleared my closet of 53 dresses for donation.

    This is after clearing out 37 skirts and shirts last week, and then about 6 months ago I cleared out easily 100 more dresses/skirts/shirts, plus a ridiculous number of unworn bras and underwear sets.

    I think the biggest issue is that I buy clothes and then discover I can't wear them because of sensory issues with them, so they sit in my closet for years.

    #clothes #donations #organisation

  5. I've never thought of myself as someone who has a lot of clothes.. mostly because I tend to wear pyjamas most of the time, or I have maybe 5 outfits I wear on rotation.

    However, I've just cleared my closet of 53 dresses for donation.

    This is after clearing out 37 skirts and shirts last week, and then about 6 months ago I cleared out easily 100 more dresses/skirts/shirts, plus a ridiculous number of unworn bras and underwear sets.

    I think the biggest issue is that I buy clothes and then discover I can't wear them because of sensory issues with them, so they sit in my closet for years.

    #clothes #donations #organisation

  6. I've never thought of myself as someone who has a lot of clothes.. mostly because I tend to wear pyjamas most of the time, or I have maybe 5 outfits I wear on rotation.

    However, I've just cleared my closet of 53 dresses for donation.

    This is after clearing out 37 skirts and shirts last week, and then about 6 months ago I cleared out easily 100 more dresses/skirts/shirts, plus a ridiculous number of unworn bras and underwear sets.

    I think the biggest issue is that I buy clothes and then discover I can't wear them because of sensory issues with them, so they sit in my closet for years.

    #clothes #donations #organisation

  7. Italian Farmers Assembly: 51% of consumers buy only Made in Italy, but almost half have already cut back on spending

    Cristiano Fini, president of Cia – Italian Farmers Cristiano Fini, president of Cia – Italian Farmers, at the…
    #Italy #Europe #Europa #EU #consciousconsumer #consumers #CristianoFini #foodprices #Italianfood #NationalElectiveAssembly #organisation’sResearchDepartment #ResearchDepartment
    europesays.com/italy/14967/

  8. #Braintoss hat ein umnfassendes Update bekommen. 👍🏼

    Nutze die App immer mal wieder um mit einem Klick ein Foto, Text oder Sprachmemo an eine definierte Mail zu senden.

    #fedilz #bluelz #app #organisation #alltag #capturing #inbox
    braintoss.app/

  9. #Braintoss hat ein umnfassendes Update bekommen. 👍🏼

    Nutze die App immer mal wieder um mit einem Klick ein Foto, Text oder Sprachmemo an eine definierte Mail zu senden.

    #fedilz #bluelz #app #organisation #alltag #capturing #inbox
    braintoss.app/

  10. #Braintoss hat ein umnfassendes Update bekommen. 👍🏼

    Nutze die App immer mal wieder um mit einem Klick ein Foto, Text oder Sprachmemo an eine definierte Mail zu senden.

    #fedilz #bluelz #app #organisation #alltag #capturing #inbox
    braintoss.app/

  11. #Braintoss hat ein umnfassendes Update bekommen. 👍🏼

    Nutze die App immer mal wieder um mit einem Klick ein Foto, Text oder Sprachmemo an eine definierte Mail zu senden.

    #fedilz #bluelz #app #organisation #alltag #capturing #inbox
    braintoss.app/

  12. Ich lese gerade "#ReinventingOrganizations" und hatte ein Wiedererkennen mit dem Moment, als ich meinen ersten #Arbeitgeber verließ. Manche -wenige- Kollegen, mit denen ich jahrelang gut klargekommen war, nannten mich "Verräter"! 😯 Ohne meine Beweggründe zu kennen... Zwar mit humorvollem Tonfall, aber das war schon ein komisches Gefühl, als ob man ein ewiges Versprechen gebrochen hätte.

    ~

    Beim Lesen des Abschnitts über Tribale und Traditionelle #Organisationen kam mir noch ein anderer Gedanke: Traditionelle Organisationen sind zwar weiter entwickelt, scheinen aber Schwierigkeiten zu haben, sich gegen innere Tribale Gruppen zu wehren, sobald ein Mitglied eine hohe Position eingenommen hat. Je nach Ausprägung spricht man von Netzwerken, Männerbünden, Ränken... Aktuell das Beispiel der US-Regierung: Deren hierarchische #Organisation schafft es offenbar nicht, der Rotte um Trump irgendetwas entgegen zu setzen.

    #Tradition #Hierarchie

  13. theguardian.com/law/2026/may/0. "In #written #submissions for this week’s #trial, Hugh Southey KC, representing Ansari, said: 'The claimant is not a #member of #Hamas. His only association with the #organisation is his instruction as their solicitor in the de-proscription proceedings lodged in April 2025.'" The #police might as well argue that a suspected criminal's solicitor is a #criminal! Maybe they think so!

  14. theguardian.com/law/2026/may/0. "In #written #submissions for this week’s #trial, Hugh Southey KC, representing Ansari, said: 'The claimant is not a #member of #Hamas. His only association with the #organisation is his instruction as their solicitor in the de-proscription proceedings lodged in April 2025.'" The #police might as well argue that a suspected criminal's solicitor is a #criminal! Maybe they think so!

  15. theguardian.com/law/2026/may/0. "In #written #submissions for this week’s #trial, Hugh Southey KC, representing Ansari, said: 'The claimant is not a #member of #Hamas. His only association with the #organisation is his instruction as their solicitor in the de-proscription proceedings lodged in April 2025.'" The #police might as well argue that a suspected criminal's solicitor is a #criminal! Maybe they think so!

  16. theguardian.com/law/2026/may/0. "In #written #submissions for this week’s #trial, Hugh Southey KC, representing Ansari, said: 'The claimant is not a #member of #Hamas. His only association with the #organisation is his instruction as their solicitor in the de-proscription proceedings lodged in April 2025.'" The #police might as well argue that a suspected criminal's solicitor is a #criminal! Maybe they think so!

  17. Zu viel Stoff gekauft und Angst zu vergessen, was es für Stoffe sind? Dann hab ich 'nen Tipp für dich, schreib sie an und leg den Zettel in die Mitte, so dass der Stoff nicht im Weg ist. Guck dir das kurze Video an. :)

    #nahtild #nählounge #stoff #fabricstash #sewing #nähen #naehen #organisation #stoffsuchti

    makertube.net/w/xogh3b165MwFkp

  18. Zu viel Stoff gekauft und Angst zu vergessen, was es für Stoffe sind? Dann hab ich 'nen Tipp für dich, schreib sie an und leg den Zettel in die Mitte, so dass der Stoff nicht im Weg ist. Guck dir das kurze Video an. :)

    #nahtild #nählounge #stoff #fabricstash #sewing #nähen #naehen #organisation #stoffsuchti

    makertube.net/w/xogh3b165MwFkp