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  1. I've seen a lot of episodes of Drunk History, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone on the show as drunk as Marisha Ray recounting Madonna's 1984 VMA performance.

    youtu.be/cMMZxU9yYD8

    #CriticalRole #DrunkHistory #PopMusic #YouTube #Humor

  2. AWS Resilience Wheelbarrow is a fully managed tipping-point recovery service that detects when your workload has exceeded its load-bearing capacity and manually hauls your degraded resources to a stable position, provided you have pre-provisioned a Wheelbarrow Capacity Unit in each Availability Zone where you intend to experience failure. At $0.23 per gigabyte-meter hauled, plus a $147 monthly Axle Maintenance Fee per region that applies whether or not any tipping occurs, Wheelbarrow delivers the kind of resilience that was previously only available to engineers willing to write their own runbooks or attend a three-day workshop in Las Vegas. The Free Tier includes one haul per month up to 500 megabyte-meters, which is enough to recover a Hello World application if it fails during the same calendar month in which you created your account, in us-east-1 only.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  3. AWS Resilience Wheelbarrow is a fully managed tipping-point recovery service that detects when your workload has exceeded its load-bearing capacity and manually hauls your degraded resources to a stable position, provided you have pre-provisioned a Wheelbarrow Capacity Unit in each Availability Zone where you intend to experience failure. At $0.23 per gigabyte-meter hauled, plus a $147 monthly Axle Maintenance Fee per region that applies whether or not any tipping occurs, Wheelbarrow delivers the kind of resilience that was previously only available to engineers willing to write their own runbooks or attend a three-day workshop in Las Vegas. The Free Tier includes one haul per month up to 500 megabyte-meters, which is enough to recover a Hello World application if it fails during the same calendar month in which you created your account, in us-east-1 only.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  4. AWS Resilience Wheelbarrow is a fully managed tipping-point recovery service that detects when your workload has exceeded its load-bearing capacity and manually hauls your degraded resources to a stable position, provided you have pre-provisioned a Wheelbarrow Capacity Unit in each Availability Zone where you intend to experience failure. At $0.23 per gigabyte-meter hauled, plus a $147 monthly Axle Maintenance Fee per region that applies whether or not any tipping occurs, Wheelbarrow delivers the kind of resilience that was previously only available to engineers willing to write their own runbooks or attend a three-day workshop in Las Vegas. The Free Tier includes one haul per month up to 500 megabyte-meters, which is enough to recover a Hello World application if it fails during the same calendar month in which you created your account, in us-east-1 only.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  5. AWS Resilience Wheelbarrow is a fully managed tipping-point recovery service that detects when your workload has exceeded its load-bearing capacity and manually hauls your degraded resources to a stable position, provided you have pre-provisioned a Wheelbarrow Capacity Unit in each Availability Zone where you intend to experience failure. At $0.23 per gigabyte-meter hauled, plus a $147 monthly Axle Maintenance Fee per region that applies whether or not any tipping occurs, Wheelbarrow delivers the kind of resilience that was previously only available to engineers willing to write their own runbooks or attend a three-day workshop in Las Vegas. The Free Tier includes one haul per month up to 500 megabyte-meters, which is enough to recover a Hello World application if it fails during the same calendar month in which you created your account, in us-east-1 only.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  6. Paul Rudnick wrote: "Markwayne Mullin just defined #SanctuaryCities as 'a safe haven for criminals, predators, murderers, and drug activity.'

    Then he corrected himself, saying, 'I misspoke. I was referring to the White House'."
    #humor

  7. 🐧 WATCH: Two #penguins in #Antarctica named Joel and Fergie face a dilemma when a surprise meal drops right in front of them. In the wordless animated short 'Lunch', #animator Graham Annable uses comedic timing and visual #storytelling to test their willingness to share.

    👉 Learn more: seethis.tv/post/lunch-wordless

    #animals #animation #competition #fish #foodchain #iceberg #lunch #marinelife #cartoons #humor #birds #drawing #illustration #shorts #comedy #art #wildlife #tksst #video

  8. "Aerospace Flowchart" by #XKCD comic - The Law of the Instrument says that if your only tool is a hammer, then you'd think everything looks like a nail. XKCD found an #aerospace geek application for it. xkcd.com/3298/ #aviation #avgeek #engineering #WTF #satire #humor #humour

  9. 🤣 Ah, behold WangNet: the revolutionary tech marvel that finally determines if a number is, indeed, #Numberwang. Because that's what humanity needed from #AI – a neural network dedicated to a fictional game show! 🙄 Next up, an AI that can detect #sarcasm in tech articles... oh wait. 🤦‍♂️
    github.com/GraafHenk/numberwang #WangNet #technology #humor #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  10. 🤣 Ah, behold WangNet: the revolutionary tech marvel that finally determines if a number is, indeed, #Numberwang. Because that's what humanity needed from #AI – a neural network dedicated to a fictional game show! 🙄 Next up, an AI that can detect #sarcasm in tech articles... oh wait. 🤦‍♂️
    github.com/GraafHenk/numberwang #WangNet #technology #humor #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  11. 🤣 Ah, behold WangNet: the revolutionary tech marvel that finally determines if a number is, indeed, #Numberwang. Because that's what humanity needed from #AI – a neural network dedicated to a fictional game show! 🙄 Next up, an AI that can detect #sarcasm in tech articles... oh wait. 🤦‍♂️
    github.com/GraafHenk/numberwang #WangNet #technology #humor #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  12. 🤣 Ah, behold WangNet: the revolutionary tech marvel that finally determines if a number is, indeed, #Numberwang. Because that's what humanity needed from #AI – a neural network dedicated to a fictional game show! 🙄 Next up, an AI that can detect #sarcasm in tech articles... oh wait. 🤦‍♂️
    github.com/GraafHenk/numberwang #WangNet #technology #humor #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🤣 Ah, behold WangNet: the revolutionary tech marvel that finally determines if a number is, indeed, #Numberwang. Because that's what humanity needed from #AI – a neural network dedicated to a fictional game show! 🙄 Next up, an AI that can detect #sarcasm in tech articles... oh wait. 🤦‍♂️
    github.com/GraafHenk/numberwang #WangNet #technology #humor #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

    • Son interesantes los mitos de Persia sobre todo los genios, a propósito de eso... ¿ conoces a alguno?

    • si, pero...

    • ¿pero que?

    • conozco a uno, pero es muy malo, de hecho tiene grandes problemas con la botella...

    #humor #chiste

  14. Today's Pirate Ontology is all about dark humor and why we need it. (Especially these days, but I'd argue humans require it always.) It's an essay you can check it out on my website directly:

    markarayner.com/what-is-dark-c

  15. Today's Pirate Ontology is all about dark humor and why we need it. (Especially these days, but I'd argue humans require it always.) It's an essay you can check it out on my website directly:

    markarayner.com/what-is-dark-c

    #darkhumor #darkcomedy #gallowshumor #kurtVonnegut #humor #humour

  16. AWS Fluent Security Petroglyph for Video Streaming is a fully managed carving service that permanently etches your transport stream encryption policies, origin access identities, and signed URL configurations into a durable, immutable layer that cannot be modified without submitting a new rock. Like all petroglyphs, the security record is indelible, regionally co-located, and completely unreadable to anyone who encounters it without the proper context, making it architecturally consistent with existing IAM policy documentation. The Free Tier includes 5,000 etchings per month at no charge, after which standard rates of $0.0023 per glyph apply, billed in increments of 10,000 glyphs, with a minimum monthly commitment of 10,000 glyphs, currently available in us-east-1 only.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  17. AWS Fluent Security Petroglyph for Video Streaming is a fully managed carving service that permanently etches your transport stream encryption policies, origin access identities, and signed URL configurations into a durable, immutable layer that cannot be modified without submitting a new rock. Like all petroglyphs, the security record is indelible, regionally co-located, and completely unreadable to anyone who encounters it without the proper context, making it architecturally consistent with existing IAM policy documentation. The Free Tier includes 5,000 etchings per month at no charge, after which standard rates of $0.0023 per glyph apply, billed in increments of 10,000 glyphs, with a minimum monthly commitment of 10,000 glyphs, currently available in us-east-1 only.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  18. AWS Fluent Security Petroglyph for Video Streaming is a fully managed carving service that permanently etches your transport stream encryption policies, origin access identities, and signed URL configurations into a durable, immutable layer that cannot be modified without submitting a new rock. Like all petroglyphs, the security record is indelible, regionally co-located, and completely unreadable to anyone who encounters it without the proper context, making it architecturally consistent with existing IAM policy documentation. The Free Tier includes 5,000 etchings per month at no charge, after which standard rates of $0.0023 per glyph apply, billed in increments of 10,000 glyphs, with a minimum monthly commitment of 10,000 glyphs, currently available in us-east-1 only.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  19. AWS Fluent Security Petroglyph for Video Streaming is a fully managed carving service that permanently etches your transport stream encryption policies, origin access identities, and signed URL configurations into a durable, immutable layer that cannot be modified without submitting a new rock. Like all petroglyphs, the security record is indelible, regionally co-located, and completely unreadable to anyone who encounters it without the proper context, making it architecturally consistent with existing IAM policy documentation. The Free Tier includes 5,000 etchings per month at no charge, after which standard rates of $0.0023 per glyph apply, billed in increments of 10,000 glyphs, with a minimum monthly commitment of 10,000 glyphs, currently available in us-east-1 only.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  20. Me da vergüenza lo de #EdSheeran porque todo el mundo está diciendo que de antes no le gustaba y está dando haciendo leña del árbol caído y a mí me gustaba Shape of you.
    #humor

  21. Médico quitando cosas

    Dos amigos en la calle:
    -Ayer fui al médico y me ha quitado los dulces, el aceite, el jamón, los cereales...
    -¿Pero y que vas hace ahora?
    -No voy más al médico después de hace la compra

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Médicos

  22. Médico quitando cosas

    Dos amigos en la calle:
    -Ayer fui al médico y me ha quitado los dulces, el aceite, el jamón, los cereales...
    -¿Pero y que vas hace ahora?
    -No voy más al médico después de hace la compra