#JimmyKimmel ≈ #JimmyKimmelLive
#Trump Cries Rigged #Election
“Kidding" About Hiring #DanaWhite
#WhiteHouse Insults #JimmyKimmel
#Comedy #Humour #Humor
#Pol #Politics #GeoPolitics
#WorldNews #News
#AusPol #CdnPoli #EUpol
#NZpol #UKpol #USpol
youtu.be/XMRsPleHZ4s
#humor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #humor, aggregated by home.social.
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>> #TheDailyShow ≈ Interview << #JonStewart & #RachelMaddow #Midterms & Examining the #DOJ in “Department of Fate” #TDS #DailyShow #Comedy #Humour #Humor #Pol #Politics #GeoPolitics #WorldNews #News #AusPol #CdnPoli #EUpol #NZpol #UKpol #USpol youtu.be/0Tglmmk6epY
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#TheDailyShow ≈ Precap ≈ #DesiLydic
#Midterms Have Desi Feeling
the "Opposite of Despair"
#TDS #DailyShow
#Comedy #Humour #Humor
#Pol #Politics #GeoPolitics
#WorldNews #News
#AusPol #CdnPoli #EUpol
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>> A Closer Look • #LateNight << #Trump on #60Minutes Promotes #StephenMiller #Boebert Loses #Zohran Schools #Fox #LateNightSeth #SethMeyers #Comedy #Humour #Humor #Pol #Politics #GeoPolitics #WorldNews #News #AusPol #CdnPoli #EUpol #NZpol #UKpol #USpol youtu.be/L_0ZhLWNgJU
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Iniciamos otakus. Aún no me baño.
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Nice coincidence... I see #XKCD comic was also thinking today about #helicopter flight on other planets. XKCD #3322 "Dragonfly" makes a checklist of where helicopters have been flown (Earth 90 years & Mars 5 years), what's planned (#NASADragonfly planned to launch in 2028 to Titan), and what may be feasible. Though it gets incredibly more difficult adding each one to the list. https://xkcd.com/3322/ #aviation #avgeek #spacegeek #NASA #Titan #Mars #MarsHelicopter #space #humor #humour
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Man’s Halloween Skeletons Prove Perfect Treat to Woman Battling Breast Cancer
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Corporate "training video"
"...real women don't solicit sex from software engineers..."
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Ovelhas Explosivas e Caos Incremental: Here Comes the Horde Chega ao Steam
#Gamerscore #AutoBattler #Estratégia #Fantasia #HereComestheHorde #Humor #incremental #Indie #Lançamento #ovelhasexplosivas
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ADORO IL GENIO - MISTERIOSO ORIENTE
Ora vogliamo andare in #tailandia per incontrare i loro #creativi.
LA CHICCA: lui che se ne spalma un po' sul baffo prima di andare ad alleviare le sofferenze del vampiro...#adoroilgenio #9novembre #medicina #SpotTV #commercial #comedy #selfcontrol #commercials #comunicazione #pubblicità #pubblicita #marketing #advertising #ad #humor #reel #reels #video #funny #funnyvideo #medicinaorientale #olio #balsamo #balsami #medicamento #medicamentoso #POMATA
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John Oliver Devotes Entire HBO Show to Pete Hegseth Takedown https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/john-oliver-devotes-entire-show-to-bashing-pete-hegseth-in-scathing-35-minute-takedown-pull/ #humor #satire #politics #iranWar
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EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Uber Sleigh Side Hustle 🚕
This time out, after last time out Santa tried to fit a doorbell to the factory, Father Christmas has a side hustle on the go. He’s taken to being an Uber driver and is using his sleigh to transport working class scumbags from A to B. This novelty wore off pretty fast and, spoiler alert, Santa didn’t want to keep his side hustle going for long.
Santa DOES Uber
Hello. Santa recently laid off 89% of my elf workforce and replaced them with AI. However, Santa soon found out AI chatbots can’t piece together Barbie Dolls, no matter how much bellowing I did at them. You also can’t give AI pay cuts, you can’t discriminate against it, demote it, fire it, or anything else… it’s a bit of a bastard, really, this is not why I went into business! Santa wants to be a bastard, belittle everyone around me, and prove my superiority by underpaying everyone. Can’t do that with AI…
So, Santa rehired the 89% back, fired 1% again to get the control freak kick, then rehired that 1% back on a lower age. Glorious. GLORIOUS. Santa drank a pint of gin to celebrate, passed out, then woke up the next morning to find Markus (my head elf) standing over me with a flipchat.
All this firing and rehiring has hit the Santa budget head on. Funds are (and is) down.
In a wave of hungover genius, Santa decided to set up a side hustle. I downloaded the Uber app and demanded the elves go out back to the garage to dust down the sleigh for the year. Santa was ready to do some taxi type stuff! Never done this before, but what the hell? Seems a good racket. I can drink on the job, too, of course, and pimp up the sleigh to make it great for customers.
Santa had Markus and the lads pimp up the sleigh with a swanky stereo system, some baubles dangling off the side, and a cushion sprinkled with lavender oils. I topped it off by chucked some baked beans into the back to give it a homely look. That’ll keep the working class scumbags happy!
MASSIVE Pay Rise (and on with mundane working class scumbag taxi work)
Markus (my head elf) warned me against drinking on the job, so I fired and rehired him with a 3% pay cut. Little bastard now earns $0.3 an hour and should feel MIGHTILY privileged for that. Before I began my shift I decided to send out a company-wide email boasting about the bonus I’ve decided to give myself for being so hard working:
Subject: SANTA’S BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT
Dear putrid and pathetic staff members,
Due to exceptional levels of personal brilliance, Santa is giving myself a bonus/pay rise (one of these, not really sure yet) of 1,345% of my annual wage of $130 million. I work too long and hard being a genius to let you bastards restrict my income to this extent. Thus, my new wage of $1.7586 billion is an accurate reflection of what I bring to this organisation.
Thank you for your attention on this matter,
Father Christmas
Santa then drank a pint of gin and commenced my first shift Ubering, blasting over to Bolton of Greater Manchester for my first shift (intended to be a 72 slog fuelled by gin, Red Bull, cheap cigarettes, and fish & chips).
Do you want to know the most ANNOYING bastard of a thing!? It kept bloody happening with EVERY SINGLE customer. Santa would pull up in my sleigh at some dismal stop in Bolton of Greater Manchester, wait for the working class scumbag to get on the sleigh, they’d get in the sleigh, and then the questioning would begin.
“Jesus, mate, are you Santa Claus?!?” They’d ask.
“NO!! BUGGER OFF!!!” I’d bellow in a rage.
“Yeah you are, dickhead!!!”
A mixture of scenarios would then play out based on that. Some of them would settle down into the journey and listen to Santa’s spectacular tales of drunkenness and Barbie Dolls. Others would get argy bargy and abusive, to which me and them would have a rampaging argument of bellowing and swearing as I attempted to steer the sleigh in the right direction. Sometimes, Rudolph (out of it on heroin) would then want to get involved. So, we’d often have to park up on some random street and Santa and some working class scumbag would start battering the living shite out of each other. Santa got a bruised eye and a broken nose from all this revelry, plus a lot of 1/5 reviews on the Uber app for being “obnoxious” and “volatile” and “incompetent” and “drunk”. Bastards.
Anyway, I kept it up for three days (three shifts) and made a grand total of £53.51. Santa used the money for a massive drinking spree in Bolton of Greater Manchester. I got so drunk I couldn’t use the sleigh, so I had to get an Uber home… but none of the bastards in Bolton of Greater Manchester have a bloody sleigh to fly me back to the North Pole, so I had to blackmail the UK government to fly me back in a helicopter.
Later, I had Markus hike it out to Bolton of Greater Manchester to get the sleigh back. Markus (my head elf, remember) was mugged while out there.
Lol.
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"Enough sci-fi and medieval humour to create a fun mix of The Expanse and Red Dwarf. A load of great conflicts and crazy antagonists to prevent a second book from being just a corridor to the third. Amazingly well defined characters given that they’re mostly various versions of the same bloke.. Loses a star in my world for how horny it is." (4 stars)
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Starting off the work week with some ridiculously adorable content: a jam sesh with beagle and tiny dancer. [sound on]
#MondayMotivation #Mondayvibes #monday #humor #humour #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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✨🌟 My sparkly star holographic stickers are officially available in my shop, and I couldn't be happier with how these turned out! ✨🌟
My shop: https://www.luckyduckpaperie.com/collections/clearance-sale
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Okay Mastodon do your thing, I need a version of this for book snobs 😂
Because confusing snobs will never not be fun! 😇😁
@reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @[email protected] @[email protected] @aiop
#All #Wine #Tastes #Sour
#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
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Introducing Amazon Organic Aqua Zipsword, or AOAZ, AWS's newest fully managed, serverless, event-driven blade-as-a-service platform that allows developers to cut through up to 14 layers of abstraction using a single API call.
AOAZ integrates natively with S3, DynamoDB, Lambda, and an actual sword, which AWS will mail to your registered billing address after you exceed the free tier.
The service is currently available in us-east-1 only, because us-west-2 is still recovering from the last time AWS named something.
Pricing is per gigaslash, with volume discounts available for enterprise customers who have already accepted the updated terms of service that were quietly pushed to your email at 2am on a Sunday.
AWS reminds customers that the word "Organic" in the name does not mean what you think it means, and the word "Zipsword" means exactly what you think it means.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Photomanipulation - Humor
https://photomani.jouwweb.nl/
https://www.facebook.com/manipulaasje
https://nl.pinterest.com/Drakre52/humor/
#drakre52 #funny #humor #lol #photomanipulation #manipulationdephoto #fotomanipulimi #manipolazionefotografica #grappig #umorismo #umorea #mizah #ormop #kuseka #malie #umor -
Alas de guardia
Una noche de desesperación, una ermita solitaria y una plegaria al cielo aguardando un milagro. Lo que descendió en aquel imponente haz de luz no tenía alas, pero le sobraba desparpajo.https://eldescansodelonironauta.com/2026/11/09/alas-de-guardia/
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Your daily dose of true inspiration.
#dailyinspiration #motivationalquote #motivation #humor #comedy
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#TheTonightShow • #JimmyFallon
#Trump,
Hires #StephenMiller as #ChiefOfStaff
Butchers "Genome" Pronunciation
#Comedy #Humour #Humor
#Pol #Politics #GeoPolitics
#WorldNews #News #Midterms
#AusPol #CdnPoli #EUpol
#NZpol #UKpol #USpol
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Moin! ☕️☕️☕️😊
Wenn mir auf Zugfahrten langweilig ist, google ich die Krimis, die Mitreisende lesen, und verrate ihnen den Mörder. 😉#moin #gutenmorgen #fun #humor #humour #fotografie #photography #photo #quote #myphoto #onephotoaday #flowers #nature
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Negah Amiri - Schön laut
Kabarett Kaarst, Donnerstag, 18. November um 19:30 MEZ
„Brav, leise und angepasst? Das kann ja jeder. Negah Amiri kann aber auch: „Schön laut“. Sie ist zurück mit ihrem neuen Solo-Programm und nimmt kein Blatt vor den Mund – genau das macht ihre Comedy so befreiend!
Weitere Informationen:
https://www.kabarett-kaarst.de/events/negah-amiri-schon-laut
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Stefan Verhasselt - "Best of Niederrhein"
Kabarett Kaarst, Donnerstag, 14. Oktober um 19:30 MESZ
Viele machen Stand-up-Comedy. Stefan Verhasselt hat sich anlässlich seines 20. Kleinkunstjubiläums für „Sit-down-Kabarett“ entschieden. In den Medien wird Stefan Verhasselt häufig als „Niederrheiner unter den Kabarettisten“ beschrieben. Viele kennen ihn auch als Vormittags-Moderator von WDR4.
Weitere Informationen:
https://www.kabarett-kaarst.de/events/stefan-verhasselt-best-of-niederrhein
https://calendar.kufoka.de/event/stefan-verhasselt-best-of-niederrhein
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9. Kaarster Comedy Night
Kabarett Kaarst, Donnerstag, 7. Oktober um 19:30 MESZ
9. Kaarster Comedy Night
Weitere Informationen:
https://www.kabarett-kaarst.de/events/9-kaarster-comedy-night
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die feisten - Moskito
Kabarett Kaarst, Sonntag, 12. September um 19:00 MESZ
Das 2MannSongComedy-Duo erzählt Geschichten, die das Leben schreiben würde, hätte es
einen Stift.
Weitere Informationen:
https://www.kabarett-kaarst.de/events/die-feisten-moskito
