#cloud — Public Fediverse posts
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AWS Modular Edge Banana is a fully managed, infinitely scalable edge orchestration service that ripens your distributed workloads by bundling compute, networking, and storage into discrete modular segments, each of which softens and separates from the cluster automatically when the downstream dependencies are ready — or after 14 days, whichever comes first. Each module is billed per peel at $0.0043, where a peel is defined as any API call, state transition, log emission, cross-AZ heartbeat, or review of your bill, and bunches containing more than one module are subject to the Modular Adjacency Surcharge, which is enabled by default and documented in section 4.7 of the pricing page that went live this morning. The Free Tier includes one module per month at no charge, provided it is deployed in us-east-1, remains unattached to any other AWS service, and is never actually invoked.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Modular Edge Banana is a fully managed, infinitely scalable edge orchestration service that ripens your distributed workloads by bundling compute, networking, and storage into discrete modular segments, each of which softens and separates from the cluster automatically when the downstream dependencies are ready — or after 14 days, whichever comes first. Each module is billed per peel at $0.0043, where a peel is defined as any API call, state transition, log emission, cross-AZ heartbeat, or review of your bill, and bunches containing more than one module are subject to the Modular Adjacency Surcharge, which is enabled by default and documented in section 4.7 of the pricing page that went live this morning. The Free Tier includes one module per month at no charge, provided it is deployed in us-east-1, remains unattached to any other AWS service, and is never actually invoked.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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https://blog.fredericbezies-ep.fr/2026/07/05/ah-le-dematerialise-video-ludique-une-operation-beneficiaire-uniquement-pour-les-actionnaires/
C'est vraiment un sujet important, c'est assimilé pour moi l'#obsolescence programmée
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https://blog.fredericbezies-ep.fr/2026/07/05/ah-le-dematerialise-video-ludique-une-operation-beneficiaire-uniquement-pour-les-actionnaires/
C'est vraiment un sujet important, c'est assimilé pour moi l'#obsolescence programmée
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Ars Technica: PBS station fears losing 50TB of data after being ghosted by cloud storage provider
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Ars Technica: PBS station fears losing 50TB of data after being ghosted by cloud storage provider
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Amazon Transdimensional Warp Pretzel for IoT devices continuously twists your sensor data across multiple dimensional planes before locking it into a rigid, salted topology that is impossible to unwind without the correct IAM role, which you will not have. The managed pretzel layer handles all cross-dimensional routing automatically, though you remain responsible for provisioning the warp substrate, configuring the pretzel endpoints, selecting from one of nine pretzel deployment strategies, and understanding why your us-west-2 pretzel is 40ms slower than the one in us-east-1, which is the only region where the warm pretzel cache is available. The Free Tier includes 1,000 pretzel twists per month, after which each additional twist is billed at $0.000003, applied per byte per dimension per device per availability zone, rounded up to the nearest pretzel.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Transdimensional Warp Pretzel for IoT devices continuously twists your sensor data across multiple dimensional planes before locking it into a rigid, salted topology that is impossible to unwind without the correct IAM role, which you will not have. The managed pretzel layer handles all cross-dimensional routing automatically, though you remain responsible for provisioning the warp substrate, configuring the pretzel endpoints, selecting from one of nine pretzel deployment strategies, and understanding why your us-west-2 pretzel is 40ms slower than the one in us-east-1, which is the only region where the warm pretzel cache is available. The Free Tier includes 1,000 pretzel twists per month, after which each additional twist is billed at $0.000003, applied per byte per dimension per device per availability zone, rounded up to the nearest pretzel.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Now folks who abandoned Windows for Linux can play some of their favorite games again!
NVIDIA GeForce NOW cloud gaming for Linux levels up and leaves Beta
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Now folks who abandoned Windows for Linux can play some of their favorite games again!
NVIDIA GeForce NOW cloud gaming for Linux levels up and leaves Beta
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Updated Post: 🚀 How to Deploy Phanpy on AlmaLinux VPS
#Cloud #Guides #VPS
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AWS Interactive Airframe provides a fully managed aerodynamic control surface for your event-driven workloads, automatically adjusting lift and drag across up to six independently configured flight envelopes depending on which combination of SDKs, CLI versions, and regional endpoints you happened to use during setup. The airframe itself is highly durable and rated for sustained turbulence, though control authority is delegated through a nested IAM trust policy that you will need to update manually any time you change accounts, regions, or your opinion about resource-based policies. The Free Tier includes 750 hours of single-axis stabilization per month for the first 12 months, after which pitch and roll are billed separately at $0.023 per adjustment, yaw is priced on request, and thrust vectoring is available exclusively in us-east-1.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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This is why we have offsite AND onsite backups!
Cloud storage is great until your vendor goes out of business - Engadget
https://www.engadget.com/2236717/cloud-storage-great-until-vendor-goes-out-of-business-nine-pbs/
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This is why we have offsite AND onsite backups!
Cloud storage is great until your vendor goes out of business - Engadget
https://www.engadget.com/2236717/cloud-storage-great-until-vendor-goes-out-of-business-nine-pbs/
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Updated Post: 🚀 Deploy Self-Hosted AppFlowy on Ubuntu VPS
#Cloud #Guides #VPS
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Master #azure without the portal with Matt Burleigh at #techbash 2026.
Join us Oct 13-16 at Kalahari Resort in the #poconos: https://techbash.com/
#devconference #cloud #developers #cli #azd #devcommunity #kalahari
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Master #azure without the portal with Matt Burleigh at #techbash 2026.
Join us Oct 13-16 at Kalahari Resort in the #poconos: https://techbash.com/
#devconference #cloud #developers #cli #azd #devcommunity #kalahari
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“An April 2026 study finds that 90% of all public cloud infrastructure globally runs on Linux.” ☁️🐧
Simone Davide “Simo” Bertulli explains why Linux is an important foundation for modern #cloud infrastructure and server environments.
Dive into it: https://lpi.org/q3gc
#LPI #Linux #opensource #FOSS #cloud #IaaS #PaaS #hybridcloud #DevOps
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“An April 2026 study finds that 90% of all public cloud infrastructure globally runs on Linux.” ☁️🐧
Simone Davide “Simo” Bertulli explains why Linux is an important foundation for modern #cloud infrastructure and server environments.
Dive into it: https://lpi.org/q3gc
#LPI #Linux #opensource #FOSS #cloud #IaaS #PaaS #hybridcloud #DevOps
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Updated Post: Complete Identity and Access Management Deployment on Ubuntu VPS
#Cloud #Guides #VPS
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DON'T RELY on the #CLOUD
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DON'T RELY on the #CLOUD
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SAP Commerce Cloud é alvo de ataques que exploram vulnerabilidade CVE-2026-58231, classificada com gravidade máxima de 10.0, apenas 3 dias após correção. A plataforma está a ser explorada por investidas que começaram a atingir os sensores de teste após a correção do boletim de segurança oficial." 🚨
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SAP Commerce Cloud é alvo de ataques que exploram vulnerabilidade CVE-2026-58231, classificada com gravidade máxima de 10.0, apenas 3 dias após correção. A plataforma está a ser explorada por investidas que começaram a atingir os sensores de teste após a correção do boletim de segurança oficial." 🚨
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Updated Post: How to Install LibreNMS on Rocky Linux VPS
#Cloud #Guides #VPS
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“It seems like #American #firms do not just want #Canadians as customers; they want #businesses, #governments, and individuals to be totally reliant on the American #technology #stack, without any other options for #cloud services, #paymentsystems, #AI models and more.”
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5zca2ola2zxpkw37w4f3wxtu/post/3mt2an3b6t225 -
“It seems like #American #firms do not just want #Canadians as customers; they want #businesses, #governments, and individuals to be totally reliant on the American #technology #stack, without any other options for #cloud services, #paymentsystems, #AI models and more.”
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5zca2ola2zxpkw37w4f3wxtu/post/3mt2an3b6t225 -
“A modernized #CUSMA, it says, should create a more predictable environment for #U.S. #cloud, #software and #AI providers, supporting Washington’s goal of exporting an ‘American AI #technology stack’.” app.cyberimpact.com/newsletter-v...
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“A modernized #CUSMA, it says, should create a more predictable environment for #U.S. #cloud, #software and #AI providers, supporting Washington’s goal of exporting an ‘American AI #technology stack’.” app.cyberimpact.com/newsletter-v...
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Updated Post: HTTP/1 vs HTTP/2 vs HTTP/3
#Cloud #DedicatedHosting #Guides #Resellers #VPS #WebHosting
HTTP/1 Vs HTTP/2 Vs HTTP/3 - R... -
Amazon Turbo Doorknob is a fully managed rotational access service that lets you open, close, and re-open the same entry point up to 14 times before realizing you needed a different door entirely. The knob itself turns up to 270 degrees, which is enough to get you in but not quite enough to get you back out, and latency is measured from the moment your hand makes contact to the moment you accept that the door was push, not pull. Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month for the first 12 months, after which you are billed per degree of rotation, per availability zone, and separately for the click.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Turbo Doorknob is a fully managed rotational access service that lets you open, close, and re-open the same entry point up to 14 times before realizing you needed a different door entirely. The knob itself turns up to 270 degrees, which is enough to get you in but not quite enough to get you back out, and latency is measured from the moment your hand makes contact to the moment you accept that the door was push, not pull. Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month for the first 12 months, after which you are billed per degree of rotation, per availability zone, and separately for the click.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Updated Post: How to Install PeerTube on Ubuntu VPS
#Cloud #Guides #VPS
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AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Updated Post: How to Install Microsoft SQL Server on Ubuntu VPS (10 Minute Quick-Start Guide)
#Cloud #Guides #VPS
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Wenn ein Gerät ohne Internet zum Briefbeschwerer wird, hat es in meinem Zuhause nichts verloren. Ich kaufe Technik nicht aus dem Bauch heraus. Bevor irgendetwas Smartes bei mir einzieht, lese ich mich ein: Datenblätter, Foren, Handbücher, das ganze Programm, heute gern mit KI vorab zusammengefasst. Für mich ist das eine Risikoanalyse, denn so ein Gerät steuert am Ende vielleicht kritische Teile meines Zuhauses. Das sollte man auch tu…
https://tbsch.de/post/2026-08-14-cloudzwang-als-red-flag-mein-kauf-filter-fur-iot/
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Choosing a Dallas-based #Cloud and Hosting Provider (6 Step Checklist)
When it comes to choosing a Dallas-based cloud and hosting provider, there are several factors to consider.
Let's start by examining the what makes Dallas, TX a top global cloud and ...
Continued 👉 #dfw #hostingprovider
Choosing a Dallas-based Cloud ... -
on-premise "token generator" can become financially beneficial, with some analyses showing a break-even in as little as three months compared to public cloud API costs
500m input/output a mo for average smb - dev labs with heavy agentic pipelines will have 10x that
the mkt is wide open for smb open source ai consulting/praxis low tco, quick roi #cloud costs can vary by 68x
#iops #rag pipelines #orchestration #harness #hybrid models
