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  1. Ich brauche immer wieder Kicherfilme, aber bitte mit Intelligenz und Niveau. Seitdem aus dem Monty-Python-Stall nix mehr kommt, bin ich häufiger auf die französischen Gesellschaftssatiren ("Monsieur Claude und seine Töchter"), manchmal auch auf die deutschen Adaptionen ("Der Vorname") ausgewichen.

    Dass es dann doch mal wieder einen solchen Film aus den USA, aber mit bester GB-Anmutung gibt, hat mich sehr gefreut. "In Fackham Hall trifft Downton Abbey auf den Wahnsinn von Airplane! und Monty Python", schreibt kino-zeit.de . Wer den auch mal zotigen Humor von "Sausage Party" mochte, wäre hier auf jeden Fall richtig.

    Die Zeit ist viel zu schade, um Trübsal zu blasen. Guckt "Fackham Hall" bei dem Streamingdienst deines Vertrauens oder als Konserve.

    #Film #Humor #Satire

  2. President Dumpster

    bot by @davidaugust
    This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.

    #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

  3. Teflon Don

    bot by @davidaugust
    This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.

    #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

  4. Bad Salzuflen (stm) - Klaus (29) und Tanja (31) sind frisch gebackene Eltern. Und mit ihrer Elternschaft hat sich auch ihr Umweltbewusstsein verändert: "Erst, seit Kevin-Thorben auf der Welt ist, machen wir uns Gedanken über Mikroplastik in der Umwelt und was es für Auswirkungen auf uns Menschen haben kann." Kevin

    👉 Die ganze Meldung lesen: staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/k

    #staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor

  5. Bad Salzuflen (stm) - Klaus (29) und Tanja (31) sind frisch gebackene Eltern. Und mit ihrer Elternschaft hat sich auch ihr Umweltbewusstsein verändert: "Erst, seit Kevin-Thorben auf der Welt ist, machen wir uns Gedanken über Mikroplastik in der Umwelt und was es für Auswirkungen auf uns Menschen haben kann." Kevin

    👉 Die ganze Meldung lesen: staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/k

    #staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor

  6. Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shop 🎺 [Sponsored Post]

    Hi there, mate! Bozzer here and WELCOME to my second-hand trumpet shop. I’ve got literally 1,000s of trumpets in this place, they’re literally overflowing into the street outside the store! Literally!

    The council hate me for it and I keep getting slapped with health and safety warnings but my stance is THE PUBLIC NEEDS these trumpets!

    🎺 Second-Hand Trumpets GALORE 🎺

    The joys of second-hand musical instruments? They’re a lot cheaper than brand new ones, so for a fraction of the cost you can get solid equipment with only a small amount of drool and dribble all over them.

    Bozzer’s second-hand trumpet guarantee is that:

    • Less than 70% slobber on every trumpet GUARANTEED 🎺
    • Most of the slobber isn’t mine GUARANTEED 🎺
    • Trumpets!! 🎺

    Bozzer believes every dent tells a story. I don’t use buzzwords by Big Brass lightly, no no. That’s because I’m a smarmy used car salesman kinda guy! So come on down to Bozzer’s to experience the Bozzer Difference™!!

    🎺 SALE! SALE! SALE! Our Spring Cleaning Blowout Sale!!! 🎺

    HOT OFF THE PRESS! BOZZER’S HAS DONE AND GOT A MASSIVE SALE ON! THOUSANDS OF SECOND-HAND TRUMPETS NOW AT HALF PRICE! YOU’D HAVE TO BE CLINICALLY INSANE OR TOTALLY BEDRIDDEN WITH MALARIA TO MISS OUT ON THIS SALE, SALE, SALE!!!

    The SPECTACULAR Range at Bozzer’s Second-Hang Trumper Shop

    Bozzer’s is the BEST second-hand trumpet shop in all of Lancashire! I know that because I personally vandalised the two others and they had to go out of business. I’m the ONLY one available in Lancashire! So it’s either my way or the highway I’m afraid!

    I’ve got some of the hottest trumpets and horns on the UK market! Check it out:

    • 1974 Yamaha (Silver) in Black Tarnish: I found this on a bench in Manchester Piccadilly Gardens. After cleaning all the pigeon shit off it, the thing is almost as good as new!
    • Generic Pocket Trumpet: This was bent into a U shape because I parked my lardy ass on it by accident. It’s EXTRA discounted at ONLY £100.
    • The Horn of Destiny: Discovered at the bottom of the Loch Ness in 1783, the Horn of Destiny has passed through many generations until it was donated to my shop. It doesn’t work anymore, but legend has it if it’s fixed and played the Loch Ness Monster will descend upon your location with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge*! Good old Nessie!

    We have THOUSANDS more, of course, and they’re stacked all over the bloody place! Really, it’s difficult to even get into the store to pay! HAha. Except do goddamn pay, ya bastard, or I’ll chase after you, as God as my witness!!!

    Statement by Bozzer’s Second Hand Trumpet Shop

    *Events on, thereupon, or roundabout, the night of 13/05/2026 led to Barry “Bozzer” McDermott repairing The Horn of Destiny. He was warned not to by The Second-Hand Trumpet Organisation (TSHTO), but went ahead regardless. Upon playing The Horn of Destiny at precisely 7:09pm it took an estimated 135 seconds for the Loch Ness Monster to descend upon Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shot with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge. Barry “Bozzer” McDermott was woefully unprepared for such an attack and was knocked out cold in the assault. He was placed into a medically induced coma by the local hospital. Not as a precaution, just to get him to shut the hell for a bit and restore some local peace. Cheers, Nessie!

    #Business #Capitalism #Humor #Junk #Lifestyle #Music #Satire #satrical #secondHand #Silly #trumpet #trumpets
  7. Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shop 🎺 [Sponsored Post]

    Hi there, mate! Bozzer here and WELCOME to my second-hand trumpet shop. I’ve got literally 1,000s of trumpets in this place, they’re literally overflowing into the street outside the store! Literally!

    The council hate me for it and I keep getting slapped with health and safety warnings but my stance is THE PUBLIC NEEDS these trumpets!

    🎺 Second-Hand Trumpets GALORE 🎺

    The joys of second-hand musical instruments? They’re a lot cheaper than brand new ones, so for a fraction of the cost you can get solid equipment with only a small amount of drool and dribble all over them.

    Bozzer’s second-hand trumpet guarantee is that:

    • Less than 70% slobber on every trumpet GUARANTEED 🎺
    • Most of the slobber isn’t mine GUARANTEED 🎺
    • Trumpets!! 🎺

    Bozzer believes every dent tells a story. I don’t use buzzwords by Big Brass lightly, no no. That’s because I’m a smarmy used car salesman kinda guy! So come on down to Bozzer’s to experience the Bozzer Difference™!!

    🎺 SALE! SALE! SALE! Our Spring Cleaning Blowout Sale!!! 🎺

    HOT OFF THE PRESS! BOZZER’S HAS DONE AND GOT A MASSIVE SALE ON! THOUSANDS OF SECOND-HAND TRUMPETS NOW AT HALF PRICE! YOU’D HAVE TO BE CLINICALLY INSANE OR TOTALLY BEDRIDDEN WITH MALARIA TO MISS OUT ON THIS SALE, SALE, SALE!!!

    The SPECTACULAR Range at Bozzer’s Second-Hang Trumper Shop

    Bozzer’s is the BEST second-hand trumpet shop in all of Lancashire! I know that because I personally vandalised the two others and they had to go out of business. I’m the ONLY one available in Lancashire! So it’s either my way or the highway I’m afraid!

    I’ve got some of the hottest trumpets and horns on the UK market! Check it out:

    • 1974 Yamaha (Silver) in Black Tarnish: I found this on a bench in Manchester Piccadilly Gardens. After cleaning all the pigeon shit off it, the thing is almost as good as new!
    • Generic Pocket Trumpet: This was bent into a U shape because I parked my lardy ass on it by accident. It’s EXTRA discounted at ONLY £100.
    • The Horn of Destiny: Discovered at the bottom of the Loch Ness in 1783, the Horn of Destiny has passed through many generations until it was donated to my shop. It doesn’t work anymore, but legend has it if it’s fixed and played the Loch Ness Monster will descend upon your location with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge*! Good old Nessie!

    We have THOUSANDS more, of course, and they’re stacked all over the bloody place! Really, it’s difficult to even get into the store to pay! HAha. Except do goddamn pay, ya bastard, or I’ll chase after you, as God as my witness!!!

    Statement by Bozzer’s Second Hand Trumpet Shop

    *Events on, thereupon, or roundabout, the night of 13/05/2026 led to Barry “Bozzer” McDermott repairing The Horn of Destiny. He was warned not to by The Second-Hand Trumpet Organisation (TSHTO), but went ahead regardless. Upon playing The Horn of Destiny at precisely 7:09pm it took an estimated 135 seconds for the Loch Ness Monster to descend upon Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shot with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge. Barry “Bozzer” McDermott was woefully unprepared for such an attack and was knocked out cold in the assault. He was placed into a medically induced coma by the local hospital. Not as a precaution, just to get him to shut the hell for a bit and restore some local peace. Cheers, Nessie!

    #Business #Capitalism #Humor #Junk #Lifestyle #Music #Satire #satrical #secondHand #Silly #trumpet #trumpets
  8. Today, we're proud to unveil Amazon Federation Quilt for ActivityPub

    Amazon Federation Quilt stitches together ActivityPub instances using proprietary "FediThreads" that cost $0.0003 per toot. Includes AI-powered "Boost Optimization" and requires 47 IAM policies. Free tier: 1,000 federated likes/month.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #satire #humor

  9. Los Gatos (stm) - Der Online-Streaming-Dienst Netflix bietet ab kommenden Monat eine neue Kategorie an: In der Kategorie "Filme und Serien, die nicht beim Handyschauen stören" bietet der Streaming-Marktführer ausschließlich Inhalte an, bei denen die Abonnenten nicht dabei gestört werden, auf ihr Handy zu schauen. Der

    👉 Die ganze Meldung lesen: staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/n

    #staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor

  10. Los Gatos (stm) - Der Online-Streaming-Dienst Netflix bietet ab kommenden Monat eine neue Kategorie an: In der Kategorie "Filme und Serien, die nicht beim Handyschauen stören" bietet der Streaming-Marktführer ausschließlich Inhalte an, bei denen die Abonnenten nicht dabei gestört werden, auf ihr Handy zu schauen. Der

    👉 Die ganze Meldung lesen: staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/n

    #staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor

  11. Normal Island News

    Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates

    Yesterday, an unelected man sat in the unelected House of Lords, wearing a silly hat and the skin of several small, furry animals that made him look like he had just returned from a medieval stag do and was bravely fighting a hangover. We’ve all been there…

    open.substack.com/pub/normalis

    #NormalIslandNews #satire #uk_politics #Starmer #Labour #fascism

  12. Normal Island News

    Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates

    Yesterday, an unelected man sat in the unelected House of Lords, wearing a silly hat and the skin of several small, furry animals that made him look like he had just returned from a medieval stag do and was bravely fighting a hangover. We’ve all been there…

    open.substack.com/pub/normalis

    #NormalIslandNews #satire #uk_politics #Starmer #Labour #fascism

  13. Normal Island News

    Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates

    Yesterday, an unelected man sat in the unelected House of Lords, wearing a silly hat and the skin of several small, furry animals that made him look like he had just returned from a medieval stag do and was bravely fighting a hangover. We’ve all been there…

    open.substack.com/pub/normalis

    #NormalIslandNews #satire #uk_politics #Starmer #Labour #fascism

  14. Normal Island News

    Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates

    Yesterday, an unelected man sat in the unelected House of Lords, wearing a silly hat and the skin of several small, furry animals that made him look like he had just returned from a medieval stag do and was bravely fighting a hangover. We’ve all been there…

    open.substack.com/pub/normalis

    #NormalIslandNews #satire #uk_politics #Starmer #Labour #fascism

  15. Normal Island News

    Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates

    Yesterday, an unelected man sat in the unelected House of Lords, wearing a silly hat and the skin of several small, furry animals that made him look like he had just returned from a medieval stag do and was bravely fighting a hangover. We’ve all been there…

    open.substack.com/pub/normalis

    #NormalIslandNews #satire #uk_politics #Starmer #Labour #fascism

  16. Keszthely, Sunnyvale (stm) - Heute vor 100 Jahren wurde György Horváth geboren. Horváth hat das Diskettenfett erfunden, womit Disketten aller Größen deutlich schneller laufen konnten. Mit seinem Diskettenfett wurden Disketten geschmiert und beschleunigt und erreichten dadurch Datenübertragungsraten, wie sie zuvor

    👉 Die ganze Meldung lesen: staatsmedium.de/technik/vor-10

    #staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor

  17. Keszthely, Sunnyvale (stm) - Heute vor 100 Jahren wurde György Horváth geboren. Horváth hat das Diskettenfett erfunden, womit Disketten aller Größen deutlich schneller laufen konnten. Mit seinem Diskettenfett wurden Disketten geschmiert und beschleunigt und erreichten dadurch Datenübertragungsraten, wie sie zuvor

    👉 Die ganze Meldung lesen: staatsmedium.de/technik/vor-10

    #staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor

  18. We're excited to offer AWS Firebolt for Microservices

    AWS Firebolt for Microservices: Automatically fragments your monolith into 10,000 nano-services, each with its own VPC, load balancer, and dedicated support team. Includes AI that generates microservices you didn't know you needed. Starting at $847/month.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #satire #humor

  19. DAZZLINGLY WITTY AND BLEAK Spanish novel of office work and its bleakness skillfully threads the needle between bitter satire and farce. Smart, funny, sour protagonist is both a chaos goblin and a sharp, dispassionate observer of modern life. A MINUS

    bookshop.org/p/books/disconten

    @bookstodon

    #book #Books #bookreview #bookreviews #fiction #novel #novels #satire #Madrid #Spain #Spanishwriters

  20. DAZZLINGLY WITTY AND BLEAK Spanish novel of office work and its bleakness skillfully threads the needle between bitter satire and farce. Smart, funny, sour protagonist is both a chaos goblin and a sharp, dispassionate observer of modern life. A MINUS

    bookshop.org/p/books/disconten

    @bookstodon

    #book #Books #bookreview #bookreviews #fiction #novel #novels #satire #Madrid #Spain #Spanishwriters

  21. DAZZLINGLY WITTY AND BLEAK Spanish novel of office work and its bleakness skillfully threads the needle between bitter satire and farce. Smart, funny, sour protagonist is both a chaos goblin and a sharp, dispassionate observer of modern life. A MINUS

    bookshop.org/p/books/disconten

    @bookstodon

    #book #Books #bookreview #bookreviews #fiction #novel #novels #satire #Madrid #Spain #Spanishwriters

  22. DAZZLINGLY WITTY AND BLEAK Spanish novel of office work and its bleakness skillfully threads the needle between bitter satire and farce. Smart, funny, sour protagonist is both a chaos goblin and a sharp, dispassionate observer of modern life. A MINUS

    bookshop.org/p/books/disconten

    @bookstodon

    #book #Books #bookreview #bookreviews #fiction #novel #novels #satire #Madrid #Spain #Spanishwriters

  23. DAZZLINGLY WITTY AND BLEAK Spanish novel of office work and its bleakness skillfully threads the needle between bitter satire and farce. Smart, funny, sour protagonist is both a chaos goblin and a sharp, dispassionate observer of modern life. A MINUS

    bookshop.org/p/books/disconten

    @bookstodon

    #book #Books #bookreview #bookreviews #fiction #novel #novels #satire #Madrid #Spain #Spanishwriters

  24. Grabbing America by our pussies.

    Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

    #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #Ukraine #extortion

  25. Frankfurt am Main (stm) - Die DFL (Deutsche Fußball Liga) gibt eine neue Regelung bezüglich der Verpflegung der Fußballfans in deutschen Stadion bekannt: Ab der kommenden Saison müssen Pommes Frites, die im Stadion verzehrt werden, in gebrauchten, recycelten Fußbällen serviert werden. Die DFL will damit ihren Teil

    👉 Die ganze Meldung lesen: staatsmedium.de/sport/bundesli

    #staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor

  26. 🙈Ah yes, another riveting tale of #academic buzzword-bingo, where "rethinking retrieval" is code for "we need something to publish" and "direct corpus interaction" sounds like a euphemism for an awkward office party. 🤖💡 But don't worry, because soon we'll be 'agentic searching' for the meaning of life, if only we could comprehend what any of this actually means. 🙃
    arxiv.org/abs/2605.05242 #jargon #buzzword #bingo #retrieval #humor #tech #satire #HackerNews #ngated