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Beyond Shadowgate, released in 1993
Released for: Turbografx-16/PC Engine CD
Point-and-click; Puzzle; Adventure
Action, Fantasy, Science fiction, Historical
ghosts, bloody, wizards, medieval, based on - tv show, graphic adventure, fairy, bird, backtracking, multiple endings, undead, dark humor, torture, dog, bats, turtle, trolls, anthropomorphism, monkey, human, mouse, damsel in distress, breaking the fourth wall, goblins, skeletons, non-player character, extreme violence, corpse, royalty, melee, liberation, reptilian humanoid, regicide, escaping imprisonment, innocent people die, musicians, moat, prince, framing, male protagonist

From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/beyond-shadowgate

#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #ghosts #bloody #wizards #medieval #basedontvshow #graphicadventure #fairy #bird #backtracking #multipleendings #undead #darkhumor #torture #dog #bats #turtle #trolls #anthropomorphism #monkey #human #mouse #damselindistress #breakingthefourthwall #goblins #skeletons #nonplayercharacter #extremeviolence #corpse #royalty #melee #liberation #reptilianhumanoid #regicide #escapingimprisonment #innocentpeopledie #musicians #moat #prince #framing #maleprotagonist #turbografx16slashpcenginecd #action #fantasy #sciencefiction #historical

Beyond Shadowgate, released in 1993
Released for: Turbografx-16/PC Engine CD
Point-and-click; Puzzle; Adventure
Action, Fantasy, Science fiction, Historical
ghosts, bloody, wizards, medieval, based on - tv show, graphic adventure, fairy, bird, backtracking, multiple endings, undead, dark humor, torture, dog, bats, turtle, trolls, anthropomorphism, monkey, human, mouse, damsel in distress, breaking the fourth wall, goblins, skeletons, non-player character, extreme violence, corpse, royalty, melee, liberation, reptilian humanoid, regicide, escaping imprisonment, innocent people die, musicians, moat, prince, framing, male protagonist

From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/beyond-shadowgate

#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #ghosts #bloody #wizards #medieval #basedontvshow #graphicadventure #fairy #bird #backtracking #multipleendings #undead #darkhumor #torture #dog #bats #turtle #trolls #anthropomorphism #monkey #human #mouse #damselindistress #breakingthefourthwall #goblins #skeletons #nonplayercharacter #extremeviolence #corpse #royalty #melee #liberation #reptilianhumanoid #regicide #escapingimprisonment #innocentpeopledie #musicians #moat #prince #framing #maleprotagonist #turbografx16slashpcenginecd #action #fantasy #sciencefiction #historical

Beyond Shadowgate, released in 1993
Released for: Turbografx-16/PC Engine CD
Point-and-click; Puzzle; Adventure
Action, Fantasy, Science fiction, Historical
ghosts, bloody, wizards, medieval, based on - tv show, graphic adventure, fairy, bird, backtracking, multiple endings, undead, dark humor, torture, dog, bats, turtle, trolls, anthropomorphism, monkey, human, mouse, damsel in distress, breaking the fourth wall, goblins, skeletons, non-player character, extreme violence, corpse, royalty, melee, liberation, reptilian humanoid, regicide, escaping imprisonment, innocent people die, musicians, moat, prince, framing, male protagonist

From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/beyond-shadowgate

#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #ghosts #bloody #wizards #medieval #basedontvshow #graphicadventure #fairy #bird #backtracking #multipleendings #undead #darkhumor #torture #dog #bats #turtle #trolls #anthropomorphism #monkey #human #mouse #damselindistress #breakingthefourthwall #goblins #skeletons #nonplayercharacter #extremeviolence #corpse #royalty #melee #liberation #reptilianhumanoid #regicide #escapingimprisonment #innocentpeopledie #musicians #moat #prince #framing #maleprotagonist #turbografx16slashpcenginecd #action #fantasy #sciencefiction #historical

Beyond Shadowgate, released in 1993
Released for: Turbografx-16/PC Engine CD
Point-and-click; Puzzle; Adventure
Action, Fantasy, Science fiction, Historical
ghosts, bloody, wizards, medieval, based on - tv show, graphic adventure, fairy, bird, backtracking, multiple endings, undead, dark humor, torture, dog, bats, turtle, trolls, anthropomorphism, monkey, human, mouse, damsel in distress, breaking the fourth wall, goblins, skeletons, non-player character, extreme violence, corpse, royalty, melee, liberation, reptilian humanoid, regicide, escaping imprisonment, innocent people die, musicians, moat, prince, framing, male protagonist

From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/beyond-shadowgate

#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #ghosts #bloody #wizards #medieval #basedontvshow #graphicadventure #fairy #bird #backtracking #multipleendings #undead #darkhumor #torture #dog #bats #turtle #trolls #anthropomorphism #monkey #human #mouse #damselindistress #breakingthefourthwall #goblins #skeletons #nonplayercharacter #extremeviolence #corpse #royalty #melee #liberation #reptilianhumanoid #regicide #escapingimprisonment #innocentpeopledie #musicians #moat #prince #framing #maleprotagonist #turbografx16slashpcenginecd #action #fantasy #sciencefiction #historical

Beyond Shadowgate, released in 1993
Released for: Turbografx-16/PC Engine CD
Point-and-click; Puzzle; Adventure
Action, Fantasy, Science fiction, Historical
ghosts, bloody, wizards, medieval, based on - tv show, graphic adventure, fairy, bird, backtracking, multiple endings, undead, dark humor, torture, dog, bats, turtle, trolls, anthropomorphism, monkey, human, mouse, damsel in distress, breaking the fourth wall, goblins, skeletons, non-player character, extreme violence, corpse, royalty, melee, liberation, reptilian humanoid, regicide, escaping imprisonment, innocent people die, musicians, moat, prince, framing, male protagonist

From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/beyond-shadowgate

#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #ghosts #bloody #wizards #medieval #basedontvshow #graphicadventure #fairy #bird #backtracking #multipleendings #undead #darkhumor #torture #dog #bats #turtle #trolls #anthropomorphism #monkey #human #mouse #damselindistress #breakingthefourthwall #goblins #skeletons #nonplayercharacter #extremeviolence #corpse #royalty #melee #liberation #reptilianhumanoid #regicide #escapingimprisonment #innocentpeopledie #musicians #moat #prince #framing #maleprotagonist #turbografx16slashpcenginecd #action #fantasy #sciencefiction #historical

Poe M

I had a lovely chat with Mr. Poe.
The Tell-Tale Heart is dead you know.
Twas in a gutter where he lay,
De Grave is the special of the day,
and Sylvia's supper is silence-fraught,
'neath airless glass forever caught,
while Emily's friends assist her decay.
Did I hear a fly buzz when a chariot
rolled away?

Here, death comes to the so-called gifted too,
with shriveled face and a pompous hairdo
to hand out the awards with a toothy grin.
She gives me one more honorable mention,
old as the hills with the hand of a child,
scribbles on a page, satisfied smile, 
simple-minded pupils, but they'll catch her gaze,
feasting on the tutor's highly-seasoned praise.

I leave with a bitter taste on my tongue, 
my thoughts on writers who died too young, 
and fossils mumbling weird poetry, 
leaving no room at the table for me.

The soup's rather tasteless, though I am sure it is wet. 
Pardon me, but I've already 'et, 
and I've had my fill of "no" and "not yet,"
So I won't be ordering from your menu, 
thou Poet Laureate.

June 1988 (rewritten June 2026)

Poe M

I had a lovely chat with Mr. Poe.
The Tell-Tale Heart is dead you know.
Twas in a gutter where he lay,
De Grave is the special of the day,
and Sylvia's supper is silence-fraught,
'neath airless glass forever caught,
while Emily's friends assist her decay.
Did I hear a fly buzz when a chariot
rolled away?

Here, death comes to the so-called gifted too,
with shriveled face and a pompous hairdo
to hand out the awards with a toothy grin.
She gives me one more honorable mention,
old as the hills with the hand of a child,
scribbles on a page, satisfied smile, 
simple-minded pupils, but they'll catch her gaze,
feasting on the tutor's highly-seasoned praise.

I leave with a bitter taste on my tongue, 
my thoughts on writers who died too young, 
and fossils mumbling weird poetry, 
leaving no room at the table for me.

The soup's rather tasteless, though I am sure it is wet. 
Pardon me, but I've already 'et, 
and I've had my fill of "no" and "not yet,"
So I won't be ordering from your menu, 
thou Poet Laureate.

June 1988 (rewritten June 2026)

Poe M

I had a lovely chat with Mr. Poe.
The Tell-Tale Heart is dead you know.
Twas in a gutter where he lay,
De Grave is the special of the day,
and Sylvia's supper is silence-fraught,
'neath airless glass forever caught,
while Emily's friends assist her decay.
Did I hear a fly buzz when a chariot
rolled away?

Here, death comes to the so-called gifted too,
with shriveled face and a pompous hairdo
to hand out the awards with a toothy grin.
She gives me one more honorable mention,
old as the hills with the hand of a child,
scribbles on a page, satisfied smile, 
simple-minded pupils, but they'll catch her gaze,
feasting on the tutor's highly-seasoned praise.

I leave with a bitter taste on my tongue, 
my thoughts on writers who died too young, 
and fossils mumbling weird poetry, 
leaving no room at the table for me.

The soup's rather tasteless, though I am sure it is wet. 
Pardon me, but I've already 'et, 
and I've had my fill of "no" and "not yet,"
So I won't be ordering from your menu, 
thou Poet Laureate.

June 1988 (rewritten June 2026)

Poe M

I had a lovely chat with Mr. Poe.
The Tell-Tale Heart is dead you know.
Twas in a gutter where he lay,
De Grave is the special of the day,
and Sylvia's supper is silence-fraught,
'neath airless glass forever caught,
while Emily's friends assist her decay.
Did I hear a fly buzz when a chariot
rolled away?

Here, death comes to the so-called gifted too,
with shriveled face and a pompous hairdo
to hand out the awards with a toothy grin.
She gives me one more honorable mention,
old as the hills with the hand of a child,
scribbles on a page, satisfied smile, 
simple-minded pupils, but they'll catch her gaze,
feasting on the tutor's highly-seasoned praise.

I leave with a bitter taste on my tongue, 
my thoughts on writers who died too young, 
and fossils mumbling weird poetry, 
leaving no room at the table for me.

The soup's rather tasteless, though I am sure it is wet. 
Pardon me, but I've already 'et, 
and I've had my fill of "no" and "not yet,"
So I won't be ordering from your menu, 
thou Poet Laureate.

June 1988 (rewritten June 2026)

Poe M

I had a lovely chat with Mr. Poe.
The Tell-Tale Heart is dead you know.
Twas in a gutter where he lay,
De Grave is the special of the day,
and Sylvia's supper is silence-fraught,
'neath airless glass forever caught,
while Emily's friends assist her decay.
Did I hear a fly buzz when a chariot
rolled away?

Here, death comes to the so-called gifted too,
with shriveled face and a pompous hairdo
to hand out the awards with a toothy grin.
She gives me one more honorable mention,
old as the hills with the hand of a child,
scribbles on a page, satisfied smile, 
simple-minded pupils, but they'll catch her gaze,
feasting on the tutor's highly-seasoned praise.

I leave with a bitter taste on my tongue, 
my thoughts on writers who died too young, 
and fossils mumbling weird poetry, 
leaving no room at the table for me.

The soup's rather tasteless, though I am sure it is wet. 
Pardon me, but I've already 'et, 
and I've had my fill of "no" and "not yet,"
So I won't be ordering from your menu, 
thou Poet Laureate.

June 1988 (rewritten June 2026)

🎶 "When the dark grey of night becomes a sparkling blue, it is time to take another sip of RadAway." 🎵

Sung in the style of a cheerful 1950s radio jingle between Sparkle-Cola ads, obviously.

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/RadAway (Fictional medicine delivered intravenously) #Fallout #DarkHumor

https://falloutequestria.fandom.com/wiki/Medicines#Rad-away (Fictional medicine one drinks) #FalloutEquestria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigengrau #Physiology #HumanVision #Vision

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1154020 #VeryBad #VitreousHumor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation #CherenkovRadiation

🎶 "When the dark grey of night becomes a sparkling blue, it is time to take another sip of RadAway." 🎵

Sung in the style of a cheerful 1950s radio jingle between Sparkle-Cola ads, obviously.

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/RadAway (Fictional medicine delivered intravenously) #Fallout #DarkHumor

https://falloutequestria.fandom.com/wiki/Medicines#Rad-away (Fictional medicine one drinks) #FalloutEquestria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigengrau #Physiology #HumanVision #Vision

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1154020 #VeryBad #VitreousHumor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation #CherenkovRadiation

🎶 "When the dark grey of night becomes a sparkling blue, it is time to take another sip of RadAway." 🎵

Sung in the style of a cheerful 1950s radio jingle between Sparkle-Cola ads, obviously.

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/RadAway (Fictional medicine delivered intravenously) #Fallout #DarkHumor

https://falloutequestria.fandom.com/wiki/Medicines#Rad-away (Fictional medicine one drinks) #FalloutEquestria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigengrau #Physiology #HumanVision #Vision

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1154020 #VeryBad #VitreousHumor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation #CherenkovRadiation

🎶 "When the dark grey of night becomes a sparkling blue, it is time to take another sip of RadAway." 🎵

Sung in the style of a cheerful 1950s radio jingle between Sparkle-Cola ads, obviously.

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/RadAway (Fictional medicine delivered intravenously) #Fallout #DarkHumor

https://falloutequestria.fandom.com/wiki/Medicines#Rad-away (Fictional medicine one drinks) #FalloutEquestria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigengrau #Physiology #HumanVision #Vision

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1154020 #VeryBad #VitreousHumor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation #CherenkovRadiation

🎶 "When the dark grey of night becomes a sparkling blue, it is time to take another sip of RadAway." 🎵

Sung in the style of a cheerful 1950s radio jingle between Sparkle-Cola ads, obviously.

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/RadAway (Fictional medicine delivered intravenously) #Fallout #DarkHumor

https://falloutequestria.fandom.com/wiki/Medicines#Rad-away (Fictional medicine one drinks) #FalloutEquestria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigengrau #Physiology #HumanVision #Vision

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1154020 #VeryBad #VitreousHumor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation #CherenkovRadiation

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