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#WhiteHouse #Darkhumor
500feet….🤔🫣😉🤣
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#WhiteHouse #Darkhumor
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Bad Rap

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/26/tick-gets-a-bad-rap/

Bad Rap

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/26/tick-gets-a-bad-rap/

#NineEleven #September #September9 #WTC #WorldTradeCenter #TwinTowers 🇺🇸#DarkHumor #Comic #Comics #WebComic #WebComics.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

🧐 Ah, another groundbreaking #arXiv #paper on the myriad ways #AI might wipe us out—because clearly, sorting apocalyptic #extinction scenarios into neat little categories is the intellectual pastime we ALL needed. 🙄 But hey, at least it gives future cockroach historians something to chuckle over. 📚💀
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.09369 #threats #darkhumor #futureofAI #cockroachhistorians #HackerNews #ngated

🧐 Ah, another groundbreaking #arXiv #paper on the myriad ways #AI might wipe us out—because clearly, sorting apocalyptic #extinction scenarios into neat little categories is the intellectual pastime we ALL needed. 🙄 But hey, at least it gives future cockroach historians something to chuckle over. 📚💀
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.09369 #threats #darkhumor #futureofAI #cockroachhistorians #HackerNews #ngated

life has a twisted sense of humor. laugh back.

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Men in my father's line don't live long lives. Most of them go in their 50s. As I stare down 60, my mantra has become: Where's that heart attack? Where's my giant heart attack? Where's that massive angina?

But what if I just wasn't specific enough? Maybe I'm responsible for the death of #LindseyGraham.

If anyone's feeling gratitude, I'm happy to accept cash.

#USPol #DarkHumor #DorkHumor

Men in my father's line don't live long lives. Most of them go in their 50s. As I stare down 60, my mantra has become: Where's that heart attack? Where's my giant heart attack? Where's that massive angina?

But what if I just wasn't specific enough? Maybe I'm responsible for the death of #LindseyGraham.

If anyone's feeling gratitude, I'm happy to accept cash.

#USPol #DarkHumor #DorkHumor

Ah, the good ol' days when Soviet control rooms were "vintage" and "beautiful"—because nothing screams beauty like a room full of buttons that could end the world! 🤯🚀 But sure, let's all romanticize nuclear disaster chic while you hit 'like' on Facebook for more "awesome" content. 🙄
https://designyoutrust.com/2018/01/vintage-beauty-soviet-control-rooms/ #SovietNostalgia #NuclearChic #VintageControlRooms #DarkHumor #TechIrony #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the good ol' days when Soviet control rooms were "vintage" and "beautiful"—because nothing screams beauty like a room full of buttons that could end the world! 🤯🚀 But sure, let's all romanticize nuclear disaster chic while you hit 'like' on Facebook for more "awesome" content. 🙄
https://designyoutrust.com/2018/01/vintage-beauty-soviet-control-rooms/ #SovietNostalgia #NuclearChic #VintageControlRooms #DarkHumor #TechIrony #HackerNews #ngated

ADORO IL GENIO - GIRANDOLE

E voi? Siete favorevoli all'introduzione delle #girandole nei cantieri?

#adoroilgenio #9luglio #SpotTV #commercial #commercials #pubblicitá #pubblicita #comunicazione #mktg #marketing #AD #advertising #adv #comedy #humor #reel #reels #video #cantiere #cantieri #carpenters #carpentieri #trapano #utensili #utensileria #Tool #tools #girandola #darkhumor #blackhumor #umornero

ADORO IL GENIO - GIRANDOLE

E voi? Siete favorevoli all'introduzione delle #girandole nei cantieri?

#adoroilgenio #9luglio #SpotTV #commercial #commercials #pubblicitá #pubblicita #comunicazione #mktg #marketing #AD #advertising #adv #comedy #humor #reel #reels #video #cantiere #cantieri #carpenters #carpentieri #trapano #utensili #utensileria #Tool #tools #girandola #darkhumor #blackhumor #umornero

Ah, nothing says "I love you" like handing over a digital scavenger hunt for your impending demise. 🍂💀 With #LastShelf, you can ensure your family experiences the thrill of a bureaucratic escape room during their darkest hour—all for the low, low price of a trial that just *begs* for your payment info. 🤑💼
https://www.lastshelf.ai/ #digitalscavengerhunt #familythrills #bureaucraticescape #trialoffer #darkhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, nothing says "I love you" like handing over a digital scavenger hunt for your impending demise. 🍂💀 With #LastShelf, you can ensure your family experiences the thrill of a bureaucratic escape room during their darkest hour—all for the low, low price of a trial that just *begs* for your payment info. 🤑💼
https://www.lastshelf.ai/ #digitalscavengerhunt #familythrills #bureaucraticescape #trialoffer #darkhumor #HackerNews #ngated

https://www.fogolf.com/1314983/peanut-compared-himself-to-tiger-woods-%f0%9f%98%82/ Peanut compared himself to Tiger Woods 😂 ##DarkHumor #burntpeanut #Clips #funny #gaming #Shorts #Streamer #TigerWoods #twitchclips

https://www.fogolf.com/1314983/peanut-compared-himself-to-tiger-woods-%f0%9f%98%82/ Peanut compared himself to Tiger Woods 😂 ##DarkHumor #burntpeanut #Clips #funny #gaming #Shorts #Streamer #TigerWoods #twitchclips

#Lebanon is #Disappearing. by #Geopold #Geopolitics #Satire #DarkHumor #Zeitgeist #GenRiz #Truth #FckTrump #FckNetanyahu #yt

https://youtu.be/IOz_XSsBJHk

#Lebanon is #Disappearing. by #Geopold #Geopolitics #Satire #DarkHumor #Zeitgeist #GenRiz #Truth #FckTrump #FckNetanyahu #yt

https://youtu.be/IOz_XSsBJHk

ADORO IL GENIO - INDOVINA CHI VIENE A CENA

Caustici, scorretti, velenosi, perfidi e fenomenali. In una parola: adorabili.

#adoroilgenio #6luglio #comicità #comedy #humor #sitcom #vicious #darkhumor #cena #invitoacena #tv #sketch #sketches #scenette #vídeo #reel #reels #English #linguaoriginale #scherzi #cringe #imbarazzo #bere #drink #vino #wine #birra #beer #cinic #veleno

ADORO IL GENIO - INDOVINA CHI VIENE A CENA

Caustici, scorretti, velenosi, perfidi e fenomenali. In una parola: adorabili.

#adoroilgenio #6luglio #comicità #comedy #humor #sitcom #vicious #darkhumor #cena #invitoacena #tv #sketch #sketches #scenette #vídeo #reel #reels #English #linguaoriginale #scherzi #cringe #imbarazzo #bere #drink #vino #wine #birra #beer #cinic #veleno

Stick Bug

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/05/stick-bug-coat-rack-conference/

Stick Bug

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/05/stick-bug-coat-rack-conference/

#darkhumor #uspol

Mitch McConnell is...

#Politics #DarkHumor

Mitch McConnell is...

#Politics #DarkHumor

#NineEleven #September #September9 #WTC #WorldTradeCenter #TwinTowers 🇺🇸#DarkHumor #Comic #Comics #WebComic #WebComics.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Ebook: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1493779

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

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#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

Ebook: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1493779

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

one small fart for man. one less stupid idea for mankind.

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one small fart for man. one less stupid idea for mankind.

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ADORO IL GENIO - CHE DISGRAZIA!

Ve l'avevamo già detto che Dave Allen era un #genio?

#adoroilgenio #28giugno #comicità #comedy #humor #darkhumor #funeral #funerale #incidente #news #tv #sketch #sketches #newspaper #funerale #humor #comedy #notizie #incidentestradale #DaveAllen #Taffo #humornero #vídeo #reel #reels #strada

ADORO IL GENIO - CHE DISGRAZIA!

Ve l'avevamo già detto che Dave Allen era un #genio?

#adoroilgenio #28giugno #comicità #comedy #humor #darkhumor #funeral #funerale #incidente #news #tv #sketch #sketches #newspaper #funerale #humor #comedy #notizie #incidentestradale #DaveAllen #Taffo #humornero #vídeo #reel #reels #strada

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📚 Game On by: Navessa Allen

I hate that woman.

Tyler Neumann has spent years looking for his father, and not because he wants to meet the man. No, he wants to destroy him. And he’ll manipulate whoever he can to exact his revenge.

Including Stella McCormick. She’s everything Tyler hates. Her wealth and privilege have protected her ...

https://bookblabla.com/book/game-on

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#books #reading #libraries #fiction #romance #suspensefiction #humorous #darkhumor

📚 Game On by: Navessa Allen

I hate that woman.

Tyler Neumann has spent years looking for his father, and not because he wants to meet the man. No, he wants to destroy him. And he’ll manipulate whoever he can to exact his revenge.

Including Stella McCormick. She’s everything Tyler hates. Her wealth and privilege have protected her ...

https://bookblabla.com/book/game-on

@bookstodon

#books #reading #libraries #fiction #romance #suspensefiction #humorous #darkhumor

Sale ends June 24th! (Only $2.99US)

Alpha Max is the first in a profound (and silly) multiverse series, as seen through the eyes of Dr. Maximilian Tundra. Rather, through the eyes of multiple versions of the everyman, as he and his duplicates attempt to save all existence. (Even if sometimes it seems reality is tenuous and unreal.) Some versions of Max are brave. Some are ridiculous. Some are urologists. Others are wildly unprepared for their own consciousness, yet alone able to accept they must save the cosmos.

Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Other ebook: https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY
Indie Bookstores: https://bookshop.org/p/books/alpha-max-mark-a-rayner/1f805ce9fa9cd57c

And if you prefer papberback, it's on sale too: $21 (US)

#book #books #sciencefiction #humor #humour #comedy #darkhumor

Sale ends June 24th! (Only $2.99US)

Alpha Max is the first in a profound (and silly) multiverse series, as seen through the eyes of Dr. Maximilian Tundra. Rather, through the eyes of multiple versions of the everyman, as he and his duplicates attempt to save all existence. (Even if sometimes it seems reality is tenuous and unreal.) Some versions of Max are brave. Some are ridiculous. Some are urologists. Others are wildly unprepared for their own consciousness, yet alone able to accept they must save the cosmos.

Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Other ebook: https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY
Indie Bookstores: https://bookshop.org/p/books/alpha-max-mark-a-rayner/1f805ce9fa9cd57c

And if you prefer papberback, it's on sale too: $21 (US)

#book #books #sciencefiction #humor #humour #comedy #darkhumor

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN
Try the audio stream for more laughs!
#meme #memes #cringe #darkhumor

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN
Try the audio stream for more laughs!
#meme #memes #cringe #darkhumor

Poe M

I had a lovely chat with Mr. Poe.
The Tell-Tale Heart is dead you know.
Twas in a gutter where he lay,
De Grave is the special of the day,
and Sylvia's supper is silence-fraught,
'neath airless glass forever caught,
while Emily's friends assist her decay.
Did I hear a fly buzz when a chariot
rolled away?

Here, death comes to the so-called gifted too,
with shriveled face and a pompous hairdo
to hand out the awards with a toothy grin.
She gives me one more honorable mention,
old as the hills with the hand of a child,
scribbles on a page, satisfied smile, 
simple-minded pupils, but they'll catch her gaze,
feasting on the tutor's highly-seasoned praise.

I leave with a bitter taste on my tongue, 
my thoughts on writers who died too young, 
and fossils mumbling weird poetry, 
leaving no room at the table for me.

The soup's rather tasteless, though I am sure it is wet. 
Pardon me, but I've already 'et, 
and I've had my fill of "no" and "not yet,"
So I won't be ordering from your menu, 
thou Poet Laureate.

June 1988 (rewritten June 2026)

Poe M

I had a lovely chat with Mr. Poe.
The Tell-Tale Heart is dead you know.
Twas in a gutter where he lay,
De Grave is the special of the day,
and Sylvia's supper is silence-fraught,
'neath airless glass forever caught,
while Emily's friends assist her decay.
Did I hear a fly buzz when a chariot
rolled away?

Here, death comes to the so-called gifted too,
with shriveled face and a pompous hairdo
to hand out the awards with a toothy grin.
She gives me one more honorable mention,
old as the hills with the hand of a child,
scribbles on a page, satisfied smile, 
simple-minded pupils, but they'll catch her gaze,
feasting on the tutor's highly-seasoned praise.

I leave with a bitter taste on my tongue, 
my thoughts on writers who died too young, 
and fossils mumbling weird poetry, 
leaving no room at the table for me.

The soup's rather tasteless, though I am sure it is wet. 
Pardon me, but I've already 'et, 
and I've had my fill of "no" and "not yet,"
So I won't be ordering from your menu, 
thou Poet Laureate.

June 1988 (rewritten June 2026)

#BDSM #Submissive #Wordplay #DarkHumor #KitchenMemes #Sub #Kink #ShitIFind #MakeMeASandwich

#BDSM #Submissive #Wordplay #DarkHumor #KitchenMemes #Sub #Kink #ShitIFind #MakeMeASandwich

remember when people used to be embarrassed about being wrong? good times.

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A bit of absurd writing (for fun) on a #typewriter. A #vigilante that takes it too far all the time. Cliches for texture.

#humor #darkHumor #silly

A bit of absurd writing (for fun) on a #typewriter. A #vigilante that takes it too far all the time. Cliches for texture.

#humor #darkHumor #silly