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"It’s a new baby

and what a cherub he is.

Too bad about the talons.

And in his crib

he’s a ticklish giggle-fest

but be careful of the barbs."

Check out John Grey's #darkhumor #poem "Progeny" in issue 20

#funny #poetry #poetsoffacebook #poetrylovers #poetrycommunity #humor #humour #scifi #humorouswriting #horror #baby

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/progeny/

"It’s a new baby

and what a cherub he is.

Too bad about the talons.

And in his crib

he’s a ticklish giggle-fest

but be careful of the barbs."

Check out John Grey's #darkhumor #poem "Progeny" in issue 20

#funny #poetry #poetsoffacebook #poetrylovers #poetrycommunity #humor #humour #scifi #humorouswriting #horror #baby

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/progeny/

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Turd in a Pool

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/08/09/turd-in-a-pool-service/

Turd in a Pool

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Turd in a Pool

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Turd in a Pool

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/08/09/turd-in-a-pool-service/

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#WeekendatMitchs #MitchMcConnell #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalHumor #PoliticalParody #FunnyPolitics #ElectionHumor #RepublicanSatire #WashingtonDC #ConservativeHumor #PoliticalMemeDarkHumor #PopCultureParody #PoliticalMeme #Politics #USPolitics #Congress #Senate #CapitolHill #MoscowMitch #KentuckyPolitics #GOP #Republicans #RepublicanPolitics #WeekendAtBernies #MovieParody #PopCulture #ParodyArt #Satire #DarkHumor #ComedyArt #MemeCulture #GraphicDesign #MitchsVacation

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#WeekendatMitchs #MitchMcConnell #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalHumor #PoliticalParody #FunnyPolitics #ElectionHumor #RepublicanSatire #WashingtonDC #ConservativeHumor #PoliticalMemeDarkHumor #PopCultureParody #PoliticalMeme #Politics #USPolitics #Congress #Senate #CapitolHill #MoscowMitch #KentuckyPolitics #GOP #Republicans #RepublicanPolitics #WeekendAtBernies #MovieParody #PopCulture #ParodyArt #Satire #DarkHumor #ComedyArt #MemeCulture #GraphicDesign #MitchsVacation

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#WeekendatMitchs #MitchMcConnell #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalHumor #PoliticalParody #FunnyPolitics #ElectionHumor #RepublicanSatire #WashingtonDC #ConservativeHumor #PoliticalMemeDarkHumor #PopCultureParody #PoliticalMeme #Politics #USPolitics #Congress #Senate #CapitolHill #MoscowMitch #KentuckyPolitics #GOP #Republicans #RepublicanPolitics #WeekendAtBernies #MovieParody #PopCulture #ParodyArt #Satire #DarkHumor #ComedyArt #MemeCulture #GraphicDesign #MitchsVacation

https://www.redbubble.com/i/duvet-cover/Weekend-at-Mitch-s-by-kodiakj77/182697835/v62y

#WeekendatMitchs #MitchMcConnell #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalHumor #PoliticalParody #FunnyPolitics #ElectionHumor #RepublicanSatire #WashingtonDC #ConservativeHumor #PoliticalMemeDarkHumor #PopCultureParody #PoliticalMeme #Politics #USPolitics #Congress #Senate #CapitolHill #MoscowMitch #KentuckyPolitics #GOP #Republicans #RepublicanPolitics #WeekendAtBernies #MovieParody #PopCulture #ParodyArt #Satire #DarkHumor #ComedyArt #MemeCulture #GraphicDesign #MitchsVacation

"I smiled and walked over, placed a consoling hand on Sonny’s back – and shoved hard. With surprised eyes, Sonny’s body rotated as he fell. He slung curse words back up at me that intensified and diminished like a magical lighthouse of profanity."

Last part of MN Wiggins's "The Gathering" in issue 20

#funny #fiction #humor #humour #serials #novellas #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #darkhumor #golf #undead #DeathByChocolate

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/the-gathering-part-v/

"I smiled and walked over, placed a consoling hand on Sonny’s back – and shoved hard. With surprised eyes, Sonny’s body rotated as he fell. He slung curse words back up at me that intensified and diminished like a magical lighthouse of profanity."

Last part of MN Wiggins's "The Gathering" in issue 20

#funny #fiction #humor #humour #serials #novellas #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #darkhumor #golf #undead #DeathByChocolate

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/the-gathering-part-v/

"I smiled and walked over, placed a consoling hand on Sonny’s back – and shoved hard. With surprised eyes, Sonny’s body rotated as he fell. He slung curse words back up at me that intensified and diminished like a magical lighthouse of profanity."

Last part of MN Wiggins's "The Gathering" in issue 20

#funny #fiction #humor #humour #serials #novellas #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #darkhumor #golf #undead #DeathByChocolate

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/the-gathering-part-v/

"I smiled and walked over, placed a consoling hand on Sonny’s back – and shoved hard. With surprised eyes, Sonny’s body rotated as he fell. He slung curse words back up at me that intensified and diminished like a magical lighthouse of profanity."

Last part of MN Wiggins's "The Gathering" in issue 20

#funny #fiction #humor #humour #serials #novellas #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #darkhumor #golf #undead #DeathByChocolate

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/the-gathering-part-v/

"I smiled and walked over, placed a consoling hand on Sonny’s back – and shoved hard. With surprised eyes, Sonny’s body rotated as he fell. He slung curse words back up at me that intensified and diminished like a magical lighthouse of profanity."

Last part of MN Wiggins's "The Gathering" in issue 20

#funny #fiction #humor #humour #serials #novellas #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #darkhumor #golf #undead #DeathByChocolate

https://onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.com/current-issue/the-gathering-part-v/

"The fact that we Germans love Recycling that much just shows how much we miss segregation."

#darkhumor

"The fact that we Germans love Recycling that much just shows how much we miss segregation."

#darkhumor

Wish Mirror

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/08/02/magic-mirror-deepest-desire/

Birds aren't real. Owls are. 😁

#meme #shitpost #darkhumor #owls #owl

Alt-text: Originally an "I believe in bird supremacy", showing a masculine silhouette kneeled down before several photos of birds, but the birds (except for the barn owl who was originally in the image) were overlaid with and replaced by lots of different owl photos, mostly carrying preys or chasing preys. The word "bird" is stricken through and the word "owl" is on top of it. The species aren't exactly diverse: they're essentially burrowing owls (Athene cunicularia), eagle-owls (Bubo genus, particularly Bubo virginianus, Bubo ascalaphus, Bubo magellanicus, Bubo bubo and Bubo cinerascens), strix owls and screech owls (Megascops, particularly Megascops kennicotti), the latter of which are perched on top of the man's head and man's neck.

Birds aren't real. Owls are. 😁

#meme #shitpost #darkhumor #owls #owl

Alt-text: Originally an "I believe in bird supremacy", showing a masculine silhouette kneeled down before several photos of birds, but the birds (except for the barn owl who was originally in the image) were overlaid with and replaced by lots of different owl photos, mostly carrying preys or chasing preys. The word "bird" is stricken through and the word "owl" is on top of it. The species aren't exactly diverse: they're essentially burrowing owls (Athene cunicularia), eagle-owls (Bubo genus, particularly Bubo virginianus, Bubo ascalaphus, Bubo magellanicus, Bubo bubo and Bubo cinerascens), strix owls and screech owls (Megascops, particularly Megascops kennicotti), the latter of which are perched on top of the man's head and man's neck.

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

🌎 Humanity is truly living its best #ClimateCatch22 dream:

The hotter > The more ACs > The more Electricity consumption > The hotter

⛵ Meanwhile the #rich take advantage of the rising water levels, MOVING onto superyachts & forever cruiseships (for 1 last journey).

⛽ Burning through a cool $1 million of #diesel per refueling.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/villa-vie-odyssey-cruise-ship-sharon-lane-one-year-on

#Decadence #Climatechange #climatecrisis #nature #humor #news #water #weather #ocean #sea #funny #darkhumor #world #climate #Environment #cnn

🌎 Humanity is truly living its best #ClimateCatch22 dream:

The hotter > The more ACs > The more Electricity consumption > The hotter

⛵ Meanwhile the #rich take advantage of the rising water levels, MOVING onto superyachts & forever cruiseships (for 1 last journey).

⛽ Burning through a cool $1 million of #diesel per refueling.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/villa-vie-odyssey-cruise-ship-sharon-lane-one-year-on

#Decadence #Climatechange #climatecrisis #nature #humor #news #water #weather #ocean #sea #funny #darkhumor #world #climate #Environment #cnn

🌎 Humanity is truly living its best #ClimateCatch22 dream:

The hotter > The more ACs > The more Electricity consumption > The hotter

⛵ Meanwhile the #rich take advantage of the rising water levels, MOVING onto superyachts & forever cruiseships (for 1 last journey).

⛽ Burning through a cool $1 million of #diesel per refueling.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/villa-vie-odyssey-cruise-ship-sharon-lane-one-year-on

#Decadence #Climatechange #climatecrisis #nature #humor #news #water #weather #ocean #sea #funny #darkhumor #world #climate #Environment #cnn

🌎 Humanity is truly living its best #ClimateCatch22 dream:

The hotter > The more ACs > The more Electricity consumption > The hotter

⛵ Meanwhile the #rich take advantage of the rising water levels, MOVING onto superyachts & forever cruiseships (for 1 last journey).

⛽ Burning through a cool $1 million of #diesel per refueling.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/villa-vie-odyssey-cruise-ship-sharon-lane-one-year-on

#Decadence #Climatechange #climatecrisis #nature #humor #news #water #weather #ocean #sea #funny #darkhumor #world #climate #Environment #cnn

🌎 Humanity is truly living its best #ClimateCatch22 dream:

The hotter > The more ACs > The more Electricity consumption > The hotter

⛵ Meanwhile the #rich take advantage of the rising water levels, MOVING onto superyachts & forever cruiseships (for 1 last journey).

⛽ Burning through a cool $1 million of #diesel per refueling.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/villa-vie-odyssey-cruise-ship-sharon-lane-one-year-on

#Decadence #Climatechange #climatecrisis #nature #humor #news #water #weather #ocean #sea #funny #darkhumor #world #climate #Environment #cnn

Knock knock

Who's there?

"Grandad."

Shit, stop the funeral.

#DarkHumor

If you think about it, the fact that soon not just Europe, but the whole world, will be literally on fire is, in fact, a very bright future.

#climateChange #climateDisaster #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #Humor #Humour

If you think about it, the fact that soon not just Europe, but the whole world, will be literally on fire is, in fact, a very bright future.

#climateChange #climateDisaster #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #Humor #Humour

If you think about it, the fact that soon not just Europe, but the whole world, will be literally on fire is, in fact, a very bright future.

#climateChange #climateDisaster #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #Humor #Humour

If you think about it, the fact that soon not just Europe, but the whole world, will be literally on fire is, in fact, a very bright future.

#climateChange #climateDisaster #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #Humor #Humour

If you think about it, the fact that soon not just Europe, but the whole world, will be literally on fire is, in fact, a very bright future.

#climateChange #climateDisaster #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #Humor #Humour

#WhiteHouse #Darkhumor
500feet….🤔🫣😉🤣
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jackson_john_jackson on Instag...

#WhiteHouse #Darkhumor
500feet….🤔🫣😉🤣
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jackson_john_jackson on Instag...

#WhiteHouse #Darkhumor
500feet….🤔🫣😉🤣
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jackson_john_jackson on Instag...

#WhiteHouse #Darkhumor
500feet….🤔🫣😉🤣
www.instagram.com/reel/DbK1IBC...

jackson_john_jackson on Instag...

#WhiteHouse #Darkhumor
500feet….🤔🫣😉🤣
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jackson_john_jackson on Instag...

What's the downside to birthdays?

Too many will kill you.

#DarkHumor

Bad Rap

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/26/tick-gets-a-bad-rap/

Bad Rap

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/26/tick-gets-a-bad-rap/

Bad Rap

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/26/tick-gets-a-bad-rap/

Bad Rap

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/26/tick-gets-a-bad-rap/

Bad Rap

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/07/26/tick-gets-a-bad-rap/

#NineEleven #September #September9 #WTC #WorldTradeCenter #TwinTowers 🇺🇸#DarkHumor #Comic #Comics #WebComic #WebComics.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

#NineEleven #September #September9 #WTC #WorldTradeCenter #TwinTowers 🇺🇸#DarkHumor #Comic #Comics #WebComic #WebComics.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

#NineEleven #September #September9 #WTC #WorldTradeCenter #TwinTowers 🇺🇸#DarkHumor #Comic #Comics #WebComic #WebComics.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

#NineEleven #September #September9 #WTC #WorldTradeCenter #TwinTowers 🇺🇸#DarkHumor #Comic #Comics #WebComic #WebComics.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor