#parody — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #parody, aggregated by home.social.
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CURRENTLY IN ROTATION
https://youtu.be/e8xGVnLales
#TimCurry #RHPS #RockyHorror #1970s #LGBTQ #LGBT #musicals #cultmovie #cultclassic #drag #gay #lesbian #bi #bisexual #pansexual #demisexual #spoof #scifi #frankenstein #parody #franknfurter
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🎶 Any computers whizzes out there? I need help. I need words. Computo-buzz words for parody in the hopes Weird Al might notice.
🎶 To the tune of "Secret Agent Man" I'm working this up.
Words in quotes need that special techno verbage.
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“Instead, we're abolishing the FTC, SEC, EPA, and FBI and DOJ fraud units.”
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #BLM #defundPolice
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AWS Spiritual Ukulele is a fully managed, four-string resonance orchestration service that strums your distributed workloads into harmonic alignment across up to 12 Availability Zones, tuned automatically by the service except for the tuning, which is your responsibility and requires a separate IAM role with 23 permissions, several of which are undocumented. Each strum is billed as a discrete chord event at $0.000034 per string per invocation, which sounds negligible until you consider that a standard microservices architecture in production generates approximately 800 million strums per day. The Free Tier includes 2,000 strums per month and is available in us-east-1.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Vision Zodiac for Blockchain uses celestial alignment algorithms to predict distributed ledger states up to 13 astrological cycles in advance, giving your smart contracts the kind of forward visibility that your on-call rotation has never had. Each zodiac reading is processed as a discrete prophetic inference unit, billed at $0.0023 per sign per block with a 12-sign minimum per transaction, retrograde surcharges applied automatically during Mercury windows as determined by AWS-managed ephemeris data that you cannot audit or override. The Free Tier includes 1,000 prophetic inference units per month for the first month, which is enough to discover that you needed IAM permissions you did not know existed before your first successful prediction arrives, currently available in us-east-1 only.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Today is International Strange Music Day! Tell a stranger! This one is in rotation.
https://youtu.be/C0V5YVjjwIw
#strangemusicday #strange #unusual #rare #odd #offbeat #outsiderart #outsidermusic #parody #comedy #weird #covers #variety
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Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody #politics #corruption
Mr. Pie summarizes the symptom #trump
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AWS Observability Sprinkler for Food Delivery continuously distributes telemetry across your delivery fleet by rotating coverage in overlapping arcs, ensuring no cold spot in your metrics goes undetected, though the arc radius, rotation speed, and number of simultaneous sprinkler heads are each configured through separate IAM permission boundaries across three distinct consoles. When precipitation volume exceeds your provisioned throughput, the Sprinkler automatically activates Burst Soaking Mode, which is enabled by default, billed per-millisecond, and cannot be disabled without opening a support ticket at the Business tier or above. The Free Tier covers one sprinkler head for the first 30 days in us-east-1, after which coverage expands to all regions in a future release.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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In a world filled with obsessive infatuation, comes a new cautionary tale, "The Human Printer," by legendary director Tom Six, who also wrote, produced and directed, the critically acclaimed hit feel good movie, "The Human Centipede."
Featuring a haunting techno rendition of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" reinterpreted and performed by Trent Reznor.
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AWS Illuminated Edge Lint is a fully managed service that continuously collects the fine-grained residue shed by your distributed workloads — the forgotten Lambda invocations, the orphaned EBS snapshots, the CloudFormation stacks nobody deployed intentionally — and surfaces them as actionable visibility insights at the edge, where visibility is most needed and least expected. Lint accumulates naturally in warm environments, so AWS Illuminated Edge Lint is priced per micron of collected residue per availability zone per hour, with cross-region lint aggregation billed separately at a rate that becomes clear approximately three weeks after your first production deployment. The Free Tier includes up to 500 microns of lint collection per month in us-east-1, provided you have already configured the correct IAM trust policy, which is documented in a re:Post answer from 2023 that has since been marked resolved.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Organic Orchestration Blueflame is a fully managed workflow coordination service that ignites your container dependencies in the precise sequence they were always meant to burn, propagating heat directionally across up to 1,000 downstream microservices with sub-second thermal propagation, provided your execution role has the 43 IAM permissions listed in Appendix D of the service guide, which is currently available in us-east-1. Blueflame charges per ignition event at $0.000012, which is nearly nothing until you realize your misconfigured Step Functions retry policy has been triggering 800,000 ignition events per minute since Tuesday. The Free Tier includes 10,000 ignition events per month, after which standard rates apply retroactively to the first event of the billing cycle.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Warp Sandstorm is a fully managed, infinitely scalable distortion fabric that accelerates your workloads by eroding all unnecessary latency — and, given enough throughput, some necessary latency as well — through a proprietary high-velocity particle mesh that scours your architecture down to the load-bearing infrastructure, which is why Sandstorm recommends you review your VPC dependencies before enabling Aggressive Grain Mode. Pricing is per-micron of erosion depth across all active surfaces, measured in 6-millisecond increments, with cross-region grit transfer charged separately at standard data transfer rates plus a Particulate Routing surcharge that will appear on your bill under a line item called "Environmental Displacement Fee" starting in month two. The Free Tier includes 500,000 microns of erosion per month for the first month, in us-east-1 only, after which your existing IAM policies will continue to allow Sandstorm full access to everything they allowed before, because you said yes to that during setup.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Fluid Network Chalice for Influencers is a fully managed, serverless goblet-shaped network acceleration layer that holds up to 11.4 petabytes of egress per sip, routing traffic along the path of least resistance until it reaches the rim, at which point standard data transfer rates apply to every drop. The Chalice maintains its vessel geometry automatically across all Availability Zones where it is available, which is currently us-east-1, though the session at re:Invent suggested broader availability was imminent, a statement that remains accurate in spirit. Free Tier includes one ceremonial pour per month up to 500MB, after which the Chalice bills at $0.23 per GB for the first 10TB, $0.19 per GB for the next 40TB, and a separate Chalice Depth Utilization charge that is calculated based on how full the goblet was at peak concurrency, denominated in a unit called the Fluid Capacity Unit whose definition is in a footnote in the pricing page that links to another pricing page.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
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Amazon Warp Iceberg is a fully managed sub-light data acceleration layer that works by exposing only the top 10% of your query surface area while the remaining 90% silently accrues cross-AZ transfer charges beneath it. Like any iceberg, the structural mass responsible for the actual workload is invisible until you hit it, at which point your cost anomaly detector will notify you up to 72 hours after the event, assuming you configured it correctly, which you did not. Available now in us-east-1, with a Free Tier that includes 5 GB of warp capacity per month, redeemable only on the portion of the iceberg you can see.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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“The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the Rebel scum as they move from playground to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium…”
#weird #weirdnews #sarcasm #lol #cosplay #surveillance #flock #joke #starwars #parody #scifi #omg
https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/darth-vader-san-diego-city-council/ -
It's National Senior Citizens Day!
Enjoy this #WKRP theme #parody
https://youtu.be/nOUv3bKjgqY
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Amazon Quantum Papyrus is a fully managed, infinitely durable document entanglement service that unrolls your data across up to 99 availability zones simultaneously, allowing any state to be read before it has technically been written, provided your IAM role includes the papyrus:Unscroll permission, which is granted by default to no one. Pricing is per-character, per-entanglement, per-unroll, and per-observation, with a cross-region re-rolling fee that is waived in us-east-1 during non-peak hours as defined by AWS; the Free Tier includes 2,000 characters per month, which is approximately this product description. Currently available in preview to customers who attended the correct re:Invent session and did not leave early for the keynote swag line.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Vision Roadrunner is a fully managed computer vision service that analyzes images and video streams at speeds your workloads will never actually reach, because Roadrunner operates at a sustained velocity that your upstream S3 event notifications, Lambda cold starts, and cross-region replication lag will collectively ensure you never witness in production. Like its namesake, Roadrunner covers enormous distances before you realize it has left, which is the recommended mental model for understanding why your bill reflects 4.2 million inference requests you did not knowingly initiate, billed at $0.0018 per image after the first 1,000 images per month, with each video frame counted as an image, at 30 frames per second. The Free Tier includes 5,000 image analyses per month for the first 12 months, which is enough to detect whether your architecture diagram contains a roadrunner, and it does not.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Professional Resilience Shovel is a fully managed digging service that lets you excavate technical debt, unresolved incident retrospectives, and legacy VPC configurations by applying precisely calibrated downward force across up to 16 Availability Zones, with blade depth configurable in the console or via a 437-line CloudFormation template that is currently the only supported deployment method. Each shovel stroke is billed at $0.0000023 per cubic centimeter of disturbed architecture, measured from the AWS side, with a minimum commitment of 500 million strokes per month and egress fees applied whenever material crosses a subnet boundary. The Free Tier includes one shallow dig per account per lifetime, performed only in us-east-1, and is not available to accounts created after the announcement.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Antifa Derangement Syndrome
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
How America would look if we put a bunch of fascists in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/fascists
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter #antifa
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Star Trek Cartoon Parody: Stellar Excursion by Allan Cavanagh https://www.caricatures-ireland.com/star-trek-cartoon-parody-cartoonist-allan-cavanagh/ #mastoart #mastodaoine #startrek #startrektng #tng #picard #riker #parody #procreate #cartoon #cartoonist #speirgorm #scifi #tv
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Dear Texan Driver... if driving was like football and parking between the lines was like kicking a field goal/extra point, your score would always be a multiple of 6.
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #funny #sarcasm #irony #parody #song #music #mother #motherhood
#BigMerla issued a new verse of the song ! *.*
#TheLandOfToddler Verse No. 4 =D
