#parody — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #parody, aggregated by home.social.
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We're proud to enable you with AWS Identity Trombone
AWS Identity Trombone is a fully managed slide-based access orchestration service that extends and retracts permissions across your organization in response to policy pressure, with each position corresponding to a distinct privilege boundary that your security team will describe as intuitive during the pilot and stop defending by Q2. Identity Trombone supports seven slide positions in the standard configuration, though positions four through six require an additional Trombone Ensemble license at $0.0034 per resolved note per month, which is a sentence that will make sense to you only after your first bill. The Free Tier includes 10,000 slide operations monthly, where a slide operation is defined in the documentation as a unidirectional permission traversal event, and traversal direction is determined by Identity Trombone.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're proud to enable you with AWS Identity Trombone
AWS Identity Trombone is a fully managed slide-based access orchestration service that extends and retracts permissions across your organization in response to policy pressure, with each position corresponding to a distinct privilege boundary that your security team will describe as intuitive during the pilot and stop defending by Q2. Identity Trombone supports seven slide positions in the standard configuration, though positions four through six require an additional Trombone Ensemble license at $0.0034 per resolved note per month, which is a sentence that will make sense to you only after your first bill. The Free Tier includes 10,000 slide operations monthly, where a slide operation is defined in the documentation as a unidirectional permission traversal event, and traversal direction is determined by Identity Trombone.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
What we can do: https://www.ManyHands.team
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
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Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
What we can do: https://www.ManyHands.team
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
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We're proud to spotlight AWS Identity Radiator for Memes
AWS Identity Radiator for Memes dissipates excess IAM policy heat across up to 847 attached principals by emitting managed meme-based acknowledgment signals at a surface temperature calibrated to make permissions feel warm and intuitive, which they are not. The radiator operates passively in us-east-1 and requires no configuration beyond a 14-page prerequisite trust relationship, three resource-based policies, and an understanding that the heat is coming from your cross-account role assumptions regardless. Free Tier includes 750 hours of radiator idle state per month for the first 12 months, after which thermal output is billed at $0.0023 per meme-kelvin with a minimum floor charge of $94 applied at the account level whether or not the radiator is on.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're proud to spotlight AWS Identity Radiator for Memes
AWS Identity Radiator for Memes dissipates excess IAM policy heat across up to 847 attached principals by emitting managed meme-based acknowledgment signals at a surface temperature calibrated to make permissions feel warm and intuitive, which they are not. The radiator operates passively in us-east-1 and requires no configuration beyond a 14-page prerequisite trust relationship, three resource-based policies, and an understanding that the heat is coming from your cross-account role assumptions regardless. Free Tier includes 750 hours of radiator idle state per month for the first 12 months, after which thermal output is billed at $0.0023 per meme-kelvin with a minimum floor charge of $94 applied at the account level whether or not the radiator is on.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're excited to offer AWS Thunderbolt for Education
AWS Thunderbolt for Education delivers up to 1.21 gigajoules of managed learning acceleration across your organization, with automatic voltage scaling that adjusts to your workload and bills accordingly, measured in Joule-Hours at $0.0023 per unit with a minimum charge of 10,000 units per Availability Zone per second. The service is fully managed, meaning AWS manages the infrastructure, the strike pattern, the conductivity configuration, and the seven IAM roles required to allow a student to view a PDF, while you manage everything else. New accounts receive 50 free Joule-Hours per month for the first 12 months, which is enough to send one email.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're excited to offer AWS Thunderbolt for Education
AWS Thunderbolt for Education delivers up to 1.21 gigajoules of managed learning acceleration across your organization, with automatic voltage scaling that adjusts to your workload and bills accordingly, measured in Joule-Hours at $0.0023 per unit with a minimum charge of 10,000 units per Availability Zone per second. The service is fully managed, meaning AWS manages the infrastructure, the strike pattern, the conductivity configuration, and the seven IAM roles required to allow a student to view a PDF, while you manage everything else. New accounts receive 50 free Joule-Hours per month for the first 12 months, which is enough to send one email.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're excited to make your work more enjoyable with AWS Serverless Insight Wheelbarrow
AWS Serverless Insight Wheelbarrow is a fully managed, load-bearing observability primitive that tilts your telemetry payloads toward a single collection point at exactly the angle required for gravity-assisted insight delivery, with wheel diameter automatically scaled to your data volume in increments of 0.25 vCPU per rotation. The wheelbarrow itself is serverless, though the handles are provisioned in your account and billed at $0.0038 per handle-hour whether or not you are gripping them, and cross-region handle replication is enabled by default. The Free Tier includes one wheelbarrow per month with a 40-kilogram payload limit, which is sufficient for evaluation purposes and for nothing that you would actually do in production.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're excited to make your work more enjoyable with AWS Serverless Insight Wheelbarrow
AWS Serverless Insight Wheelbarrow is a fully managed, load-bearing observability primitive that tilts your telemetry payloads toward a single collection point at exactly the angle required for gravity-assisted insight delivery, with wheel diameter automatically scaled to your data volume in increments of 0.25 vCPU per rotation. The wheelbarrow itself is serverless, though the handles are provisioned in your account and billed at $0.0038 per handle-hour whether or not you are gripping them, and cross-region handle replication is enabled by default. The Free Tier includes one wheelbarrow per month with a 40-kilogram payload limit, which is sufficient for evaluation purposes and for nothing that you would actually do in production.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're excited to push boundaries with AWS Insight Papyrus for Tokenization
AWS Insight Papyrus for Tokenization is a fully managed tokenization service that encodes sensitive data directly onto durable reed substrate, which AWS provisions, harvests, and stores on your behalf in a Papyrus Availability Zone at a rate of $0.023 per glyph, with cross-region replication charged separately per hieroglyph and a minimum storage increment of one scroll. The service integrates natively with IAM through a policy structure that inherits permissions from six parent roles, none of which are the one you think, and the managed drying layer automatically handles humidity normalization unless your account was created before 2019, in which case you must opt in via a CLI flag that is documented in a forum post from re:Invent 2022. The Free Tier includes 2,000 glyphs per month for the first twelve months, which is enough to tokenize approximately one database connection string, after which standard scroll rates apply retroactively to the first glyph.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're excited to push boundaries with AWS Insight Papyrus for Tokenization
AWS Insight Papyrus for Tokenization is a fully managed tokenization service that encodes sensitive data directly onto durable reed substrate, which AWS provisions, harvests, and stores on your behalf in a Papyrus Availability Zone at a rate of $0.023 per glyph, with cross-region replication charged separately per hieroglyph and a minimum storage increment of one scroll. The service integrates natively with IAM through a policy structure that inherits permissions from six parent roles, none of which are the one you think, and the managed drying layer automatically handles humidity normalization unless your account was created before 2019, in which case you must opt in via a CLI flag that is documented in a forum post from re:Invent 2022. The Free Tier includes 2,000 glyphs per month for the first twelve months, which is enough to tokenize approximately one database connection string, after which standard scroll rates apply retroactively to the first glyph.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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For Day 27 of #FlashFictionMonth, the 300 Spartans prepare to dine in Hell (after determining whether or not Hell has a menu that can accommodate their various dietary requirements).
#FlashFiction #flashfic #AmWriting #parody #300https://damonwakes.wordpress.com/2026/07/27/then-we-will-eat-in-the-shade/
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For Day 27 of #FlashFictionMonth, the 300 Spartans prepare to dine in Hell (after determining whether or not Hell has a menu that can accommodate their various dietary requirements).
#FlashFiction #flashfic #AmWriting #parody #300https://damonwakes.wordpress.com/2026/07/27/then-we-will-eat-in-the-shade/
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Today, we're proud to unveil Amazon Spiritual Deep Waffle for Service Now
Amazon Spiritual Deep Waffle for ServiceNow provides fully managed syrup absorption and grid-based compartmentalization for your enterprise workflows, with each waffle iron session delivering up to 1,400 simultaneous pocket isolations across a single Availability Zone in us-east-1. Deep Waffle integrates natively with IAM, allowing you to express pocket-level access policies through a combination of resource-based conditions, permission boundaries, and a separate Waffle Execution Role that must be created manually and is not documented in the Getting Started guide. Spiritual resonance processing is billed at $0.0023 per pocket per invocation after the first 847 pockets, the Free Tier covers one waffle per month provided it is consumed before the end of the billing cycle and was not battered using a cross-account IAM principal, and Deep Waffle is currently available in preview with general availability expected following the resolution of a known issue in which all waffles are burned.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Today, we're proud to unveil Amazon Spiritual Deep Waffle for Service Now
Amazon Spiritual Deep Waffle for ServiceNow provides fully managed syrup absorption and grid-based compartmentalization for your enterprise workflows, with each waffle iron session delivering up to 1,400 simultaneous pocket isolations across a single Availability Zone in us-east-1. Deep Waffle integrates natively with IAM, allowing you to express pocket-level access policies through a combination of resource-based conditions, permission boundaries, and a separate Waffle Execution Role that must be created manually and is not documented in the Getting Started guide. Spiritual resonance processing is billed at $0.0023 per pocket per invocation after the first 847 pockets, the Free Tier covers one waffle per month provided it is consumed before the end of the billing cycle and was not battered using a cross-account IAM principal, and Deep Waffle is currently available in preview with general availability expected following the resolution of a known issue in which all waffles are burned.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #rfkjr #peptides
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We're proud to innovate beyond expectations with AWS Ultra Governance Radiator for Microsoft Excel
AWS Ultra Governance Radiator for Microsoft Excel continuously dissipates excess compliance heat across your spreadsheet workloads by circulating policy metadata through a managed thermal loop, ensuring that governance obligations do not accumulate in a single cell and cause a formula meltdown. The Radiator integrates natively with IAM, though you will need to attach a custom policy to allow radiator:EmitGovernance on specific xlsx ARNs, and a separate policy to allow radiator:StopEmitting, which is a different permission. Pricing is 0.0034 USD per governance unit radiated, where a governance unit is defined in the supplementary FAQ as approximately one cell, except during cross-region replication where it is defined as a row, and new customers receive 2,000 free governance units per month for the first month in us-east-1 only, after which the Radiator will continue running.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're proud to innovate beyond expectations with AWS Ultra Governance Radiator for Microsoft Excel
AWS Ultra Governance Radiator for Microsoft Excel continuously dissipates excess compliance heat across your spreadsheet workloads by circulating policy metadata through a managed thermal loop, ensuring that governance obligations do not accumulate in a single cell and cause a formula meltdown. The Radiator integrates natively with IAM, though you will need to attach a custom policy to allow radiator:EmitGovernance on specific xlsx ARNs, and a separate policy to allow radiator:StopEmitting, which is a different permission. Pricing is 0.0034 USD per governance unit radiated, where a governance unit is defined in the supplementary FAQ as approximately one cell, except during cross-region replication where it is defined as a row, and new customers receive 2,000 free governance units per month for the first month in us-east-1 only, after which the Radiator will continue running.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Make Fart Great Again! 🇺🇸💨
Observed in the wild: The early warning sign of explosive diarrhea. 🩺💨
When the leg day routine turns into a high-stakes gamble... -
We're proud to demonstrate AWS Pretzel
AWS Pretzel is a fully managed service for interconnecting distributed workloads through a proprietary twist topology, allowing teams to fold up to 128 dependency graphs into a single unified knot before they realize they needed to unfold them in a different order. Pretzel handles the salting layer automatically, though salt egress is billed at $0.09 per GB and cross-region salt transfer incurs an additional recrystallization fee that will appear on your bill under a separate line item named NACL-XFER-PREMIUM approximately six weeks after you thought you turned it off. The Free Tier includes one twist per month in us-east-1, which is enough to get started and not enough to finish.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We're proud to demonstrate AWS Pretzel
AWS Pretzel is a fully managed service for interconnecting distributed workloads through a proprietary twist topology, allowing teams to fold up to 128 dependency graphs into a single unified knot before they realize they needed to unfold them in a different order. Pretzel handles the salting layer automatically, though salt egress is billed at $0.09 per GB and cross-region salt transfer incurs an additional recrystallization fee that will appear on your bill under a separate line item named NACL-XFER-PREMIUM approximately six weeks after you thought you turned it off. The Free Tier includes one twist per month in us-east-1, which is enough to get started and not enough to finish.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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And now we face a rashist takeover.
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. https://www.AngelIslandNovel.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
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And now we face a rashist takeover.
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. https://www.AngelIslandNovel.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
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We're proud to show Amazon Augmented Aqua Yardarm
Amazon Augmented Aqua Yardarm is a fully managed horizontal spar deployment service that extends your workload support angle up to 90 degrees from the mast, enabling distributed tension across up to 16 rigging attachment points per Availability Zone. Yardarm orientation is recalculated every 847 milliseconds using AWS Augmentation Engine, billed at $0.0023 per reorientation event, with cross-AZ yardarm synchronization billed separately at standard inter-AZ data transfer rates plus a Spar Coherence Fee of $0.38 per spar-hour after the first spar-hour, which is free. The Free Tier includes one yardarm in us-east-1 only, boom attachment requires a separate IAM policy with 14 condition keys, and managed rigging management is not included in Managed Rigging.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We’re thrilled to celebrate the launch of Amazon Parallel Storage Catapult
Amazon Parallel Storage Catapult is a fully managed, serverless object storage acceleration service that launches your data across up to six regionally isolated trajectory vectors simultaneously, reducing time-to-retrieval by eliminating the need to aim. Catapult handles all launch angle configuration automatically, though customers are responsible for managing the 14 IAM roles required to authorize a throw, the separate IAM role required to authorize the landing, and the AWS-managed landing zone, which is managed by AWS in the sense that AWS created it and you are now responsible for it. The Free Tier includes 2,000 launches per month at no charge, after which you are billed per meter of arc at $0.0000023, which is extremely reasonable until you remember that your application is launching 340 million objects a day and that arc length is calculated by AWS using a proprietary curve that is not the curve you are imagining.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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We’re thrilled to celebrate the launch of Amazon Parallel Storage Catapult
Amazon Parallel Storage Catapult is a fully managed, serverless object storage acceleration service that launches your data across up to six regionally isolated trajectory vectors simultaneously, reducing time-to-retrieval by eliminating the need to aim. Catapult handles all launch angle configuration automatically, though customers are responsible for managing the 14 IAM roles required to authorize a throw, the separate IAM role required to authorize the landing, and the AWS-managed landing zone, which is managed by AWS in the sense that AWS created it and you are now responsible for it. The Free Tier includes 2,000 launches per month at no charge, after which you are billed per meter of arc at $0.0000023, which is extremely reasonable until you remember that your application is launching 340 million objects a day and that arc length is calculated by AWS using a proprietary curve that is not the curve you are imagining.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Anachronistic Satire and Franchise Regression: Scary Movie (2026)
#ScaryMovie #MovieReview #Comedy #Horror #Parody #Satire #FilmCriticism
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2026/07/23/anachronistic-satire-and-franchise-regression-scary-movie-2026/ -
Anachronistic Satire and Franchise Regression: Scary Movie (2026)
#ScaryMovie #MovieReview #Comedy #Horror #Parody #Satire #FilmCriticism
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Brimming with joy over #US prisoners in #ElSalvador prison.
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"White workers or immigrant workers?"
What we can do: https://www.ManyHands.team
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
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For Day 23 of #FlashFictionMonth, another Poirot parody - this one involving waffles.
#FlashFiction #flashfic #AmWriting #Poirot #parodyhttps://damonwakes.wordpress.com/2026/07/23/the-mysterious-affair-at-brunch/
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For Day 23 of #FlashFictionMonth, another Poirot parody - this one involving waffles.
#FlashFiction #flashfic #AmWriting #Poirot #parodyhttps://damonwakes.wordpress.com/2026/07/23/the-mysterious-affair-at-brunch/
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My previous toot about Kyle's music comedy video and the comments which really got into it was behind a paywall, sorry everyone!
Direct link:
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My previous toot about Kyle's music comedy video and the comments which really got into it was behind a paywall, sorry everyone!
Direct link:
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I think I'd like to throw an eel
Right at the crotch of Peter ThielAn eel whose hungry mouth would feast
upon his flesh 'til he's deceased;An eel that seeks out MAGA shills,
Draining the swamp on Capitol Hill ;An eel that may in Summer wear
MAGA fear as bits of flair;Upon whose bosom our hope resides;
Until this fascist mess subsides.I hope Joyce Kilmer forgives my heresy,
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I think I'd like to throw an eel
Right at the crotch of Peter ThielAn eel whose hungry mouth would feast
upon his flesh 'til he's deceased;An eel that seeks out MAGA shills,
Draining the swamp on Capitol Hill ;An eel that may in Summer wear
MAGA fear as bits of flair;Upon whose bosom our hope resides;
Until this fascist mess subsides.I hope Joyce Kilmer forgives my heresy,
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#Narcissist poses for camera, oblivious to dangers behind and around him.
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On July 22, 2026, Amazon released the next generation of Amazon Valise.
Amazon Valise is a unified data and observability platform that bundles services you already use into an inscrutable mélange of renamed services, as follows:
Amazon Advanced Observability Valise is now Amazon Valise AI
Amazon Compute Valise is now Amazon Valise Engine
Amazon Enterprise Insight Valise is now Amazon ValiseWatch
Amazon Aqua Valise for Streaming Data is now Amazon Valise Core
Amazon Migration Valise is now Amazon Bobsled#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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First things first.
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
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Eric the Unready, released in 1993
Released for: DOS
Point-and-click; Adventure
Fantasy, Historical, Comedy
interactive fiction, parody, death, abstract, dark humor, pig, text adventure, scatological humor, cow, anti-hero, reluctant hero, gog preservation program
From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/eric-the-unready
#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #interactivefiction #parody #death #abstract #darkhumor #pig #textadventure #scatologicalhumor #cow #antihero #reluctanthero #gogpreservationprogram #dos #fantasy #historical #comedy -
Eric the Unready, released in 1993
Released for: DOS
Point-and-click; Adventure
Fantasy, Historical, Comedy
interactive fiction, parody, death, abstract, dark humor, pig, text adventure, scatological humor, cow, anti-hero, reluctant hero, gog preservation program
From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/eric-the-unready
#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #interactivefiction #parody #death #abstract #darkhumor #pig #textadventure #scatologicalhumor #cow #antihero #reluctanthero #gogpreservationprogram #dos #fantasy #historical #comedy -
Realizing You’re In A Down Bad Rapper’s Music Video
Realizing You’re In A Down Bad Rapper’s Music VideoWhat Is It?
The YouTube video Realizing You’re In A Down Bad Rapper’s Music Video by the YouTube channel Cilvanis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g6Tj3DMq5I
Description:
Get me outta here mayne! 💀💀💀
▶Beat Used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zEDMgsaLuE&list=RD2zEDMgsaLuE&index=2
▶Outro Song:
Golden Wind OST – A DreamRemember to like, share and subscribe if you enjoy this video!
Tags:
cilvanis comedy skit rap musicvideo
My Thoughts
🙈
- John Jr
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Realizing You’re In A Down Bad Rapper’s Music Video
Realizing You’re In A Down Bad Rapper’s Music VideoWhat Is It?
The YouTube video Realizing You’re In A Down Bad Rapper’s Music Video by the YouTube channel Cilvanis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g6Tj3DMq5I
Description:
Get me outta here mayne! 💀💀💀
▶Beat Used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zEDMgsaLuE&list=RD2zEDMgsaLuE&index=2
▶Outro Song:
Golden Wind OST – A DreamRemember to like, share and subscribe if you enjoy this video!
Tags:
cilvanis comedy skit rap musicvideo
My Thoughts
🙈
- John Jr
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Today, we're proud to unveil AWS Crabcake
AWS Crabcake is a fully managed lateral-movement compute substrate that provisions workloads across multiple availability zones using proprietary sideways-scaling architecture, automatically redistributing traffic in unexpected directions when you least expect it. Unlike traditional services that scale vertically or horizontally, Crabcake scales diagonally into adjacent AWS accounts, which your billing team will discover during the monthly reconciliation process; data transfer between shells is charged at $0.09 per GB, and cross-account diagonal egress is billed per pinch with a minimum of 10,000 pinches per request. The Free Tier includes one crabcake per month, which is enough to complete the getting started tutorial but not the second step of the getting started tutorial.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Today, we're proud to unveil AWS Crabcake
AWS Crabcake is a fully managed lateral-movement compute substrate that provisions workloads across multiple availability zones using proprietary sideways-scaling architecture, automatically redistributing traffic in unexpected directions when you least expect it. Unlike traditional services that scale vertically or horizontally, Crabcake scales diagonally into adjacent AWS accounts, which your billing team will discover during the monthly reconciliation process; data transfer between shells is charged at $0.09 per GB, and cross-account diagonal egress is billed per pinch with a minimum of 10,000 pinches per request. The Free Tier includes one crabcake per month, which is enough to complete the getting started tutorial but not the second step of the getting started tutorial.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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#comedic #satire #parody #maga #trump #trumpsteinclass #pedophile #misogynist #fucktrump #trumpstein #trumpsteinclass #epsteinclass #trumpcrimefamily #donold #donnydipshit #donaldvonshitsinpants #criminal #crime #corrupt #traitor #corruption #treason #crime #news #usnews #globalnews #policy #politics #uspol #uspolitics #globalpolitics #history #ushistory #worldshitory
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We're proud to launch Amazon Simple Observability Hexaframe
Amazon Simple Observability Hexaframe provides unified six-sided observability across your distributed workloads by anchoring metrics, logs, traces, events, alarms, and billing anomalies to a rigid geometric frame, ensuring no observability surface can flex or deviate under load. Each hexaframe vertex supports up to 10,000 spans per second, with additional vertices available at $0.0023 per span after the first 500 spans per month, per vertex, per region, excluding cross-vertex span stitching fees, which are billed separately and cannot be estimated in advance. The Free Tier includes one vertex for twelve months, which is not enough vertices to form a hexaframe.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
