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AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump #ScoobyDoo #DonaldTrump #PoliticalSatire #Parody #Comedy #MidnightOilProductions #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_ID0asQ3M
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump #ScoobyDoo #DonaldTrump #PoliticalSatire #Parody #Comedy #MidnightOilProductions #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_ID0asQ3M
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump #ScoobyDoo #DonaldTrump #PoliticalSatire #Parody #Comedy #MidnightOilProductions #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_ID0asQ3M
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump #ScoobyDoo #DonaldTrump #PoliticalSatire #Parody #Comedy #MidnightOilProductions #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_ID0asQ3M
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump #ScoobyDoo #DonaldTrump #PoliticalSatire #Parody #Comedy #MidnightOilProductions #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_ID0asQ3M
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Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
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Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
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Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
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Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
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Amazon Integration Sundae is a fully managed orchestration layer that sits on top of your existing EventBridge, Step Functions, MQ, AppFlow, and API Gateway configurations and holds them together, with additional toppings available from the AWS Marketplace at per-topping rates that are assessed each time a topping is accessed, read, written, listed, or exists. The Free Tier includes one scoop per month, defined as up to 1,000 integration events in us-east-1, after which standard sundae pricing applies at a rate determined by the number of layers, the temperature of your data at rest, and whether you have selected a waffle cone environment, which requires a separate IAM policy that AWS will not provide. Like all AWS integration services, Amazon Integration Sundae is the recommended replacement for the previous recommended replacement, and the console experience is generally available in us-east-1 with other regions expected to follow at a pace consistent with our historical commitment to that phrase.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Integration Sundae is a fully managed orchestration layer that sits on top of your existing EventBridge, Step Functions, MQ, AppFlow, and API Gateway configurations and holds them together, with additional toppings available from the AWS Marketplace at per-topping rates that are assessed each time a topping is accessed, read, written, listed, or exists. The Free Tier includes one scoop per month, defined as up to 1,000 integration events in us-east-1, after which standard sundae pricing applies at a rate determined by the number of layers, the temperature of your data at rest, and whether you have selected a waffle cone environment, which requires a separate IAM policy that AWS will not provide. Like all AWS integration services, Amazon Integration Sundae is the recommended replacement for the previous recommended replacement, and the console experience is generally available in us-east-1 with other regions expected to follow at a pace consistent with our historical commitment to that phrase.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Integration Sundae is a fully managed orchestration layer that sits on top of your existing EventBridge, Step Functions, MQ, AppFlow, and API Gateway configurations and holds them together, with additional toppings available from the AWS Marketplace at per-topping rates that are assessed each time a topping is accessed, read, written, listed, or exists. The Free Tier includes one scoop per month, defined as up to 1,000 integration events in us-east-1, after which standard sundae pricing applies at a rate determined by the number of layers, the temperature of your data at rest, and whether you have selected a waffle cone environment, which requires a separate IAM policy that AWS will not provide. Like all AWS integration services, Amazon Integration Sundae is the recommended replacement for the previous recommended replacement, and the console experience is generally available in us-east-1 with other regions expected to follow at a pace consistent with our historical commitment to that phrase.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Integration Sundae is a fully managed orchestration layer that sits on top of your existing EventBridge, Step Functions, MQ, AppFlow, and API Gateway configurations and holds them together, with additional toppings available from the AWS Marketplace at per-topping rates that are assessed each time a topping is accessed, read, written, listed, or exists. The Free Tier includes one scoop per month, defined as up to 1,000 integration events in us-east-1, after which standard sundae pricing applies at a rate determined by the number of layers, the temperature of your data at rest, and whether you have selected a waffle cone environment, which requires a separate IAM policy that AWS will not provide. Like all AWS integration services, Amazon Integration Sundae is the recommended replacement for the previous recommended replacement, and the console experience is generally available in us-east-1 with other regions expected to follow at a pace consistent with our historical commitment to that phrase.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Warp Blowgun for Apache Tentacles is a fully managed, highly targeted event delivery service that propels discrete payloads through precisely aimed integration pipelines at sub-millisecond velocity, with each Tentacle endpoint independently auto-scaling to wrap around your downstream consumers with the kind of firm, distributed grip that your previous message queue simply lacked the appendages to achieve. Configuration is handled through a 34-step IAM policy bootstrap, a regional Tentacle Attachment Role, and your choice of six SDK clients, all of which are correct. Blowgun darts are priced at $0.0000082 per thousand, Tentacle-hours are billed in 100-millisecond increments rounded up to the nearest six minutes, cross-region Tentacle Reach incurs a $0.09 per GB data transfer fee that is separate from but adjacent to your existing PrivateLink costs, and the Free Tier includes 10,000 darts per month provided your account was created before the announcement, you have not yet used more than 5 GB of Tentacle storage in us-east-1, and you are not running this inside a VPC.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Warp Blowgun for Apache Tentacles is a fully managed, highly targeted event delivery service that propels discrete payloads through precisely aimed integration pipelines at sub-millisecond velocity, with each Tentacle endpoint independently auto-scaling to wrap around your downstream consumers with the kind of firm, distributed grip that your previous message queue simply lacked the appendages to achieve. Configuration is handled through a 34-step IAM policy bootstrap, a regional Tentacle Attachment Role, and your choice of six SDK clients, all of which are correct. Blowgun darts are priced at $0.0000082 per thousand, Tentacle-hours are billed in 100-millisecond increments rounded up to the nearest six minutes, cross-region Tentacle Reach incurs a $0.09 per GB data transfer fee that is separate from but adjacent to your existing PrivateLink costs, and the Free Tier includes 10,000 darts per month provided your account was created before the announcement, you have not yet used more than 5 GB of Tentacle storage in us-east-1, and you are not running this inside a VPC.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Warp Blowgun for Apache Tentacles is a fully managed, highly targeted event delivery service that propels discrete payloads through precisely aimed integration pipelines at sub-millisecond velocity, with each Tentacle endpoint independently auto-scaling to wrap around your downstream consumers with the kind of firm, distributed grip that your previous message queue simply lacked the appendages to achieve. Configuration is handled through a 34-step IAM policy bootstrap, a regional Tentacle Attachment Role, and your choice of six SDK clients, all of which are correct. Blowgun darts are priced at $0.0000082 per thousand, Tentacle-hours are billed in 100-millisecond increments rounded up to the nearest six minutes, cross-region Tentacle Reach incurs a $0.09 per GB data transfer fee that is separate from but adjacent to your existing PrivateLink costs, and the Free Tier includes 10,000 darts per month provided your account was created before the announcement, you have not yet used more than 5 GB of Tentacle storage in us-east-1, and you are not running this inside a VPC.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Warp Blowgun for Apache Tentacles is a fully managed, highly targeted event delivery service that propels discrete payloads through precisely aimed integration pipelines at sub-millisecond velocity, with each Tentacle endpoint independently auto-scaling to wrap around your downstream consumers with the kind of firm, distributed grip that your previous message queue simply lacked the appendages to achieve. Configuration is handled through a 34-step IAM policy bootstrap, a regional Tentacle Attachment Role, and your choice of six SDK clients, all of which are correct. Blowgun darts are priced at $0.0000082 per thousand, Tentacle-hours are billed in 100-millisecond increments rounded up to the nearest six minutes, cross-region Tentacle Reach incurs a $0.09 per GB data transfer fee that is separate from but adjacent to your existing PrivateLink costs, and the Free Tier includes 10,000 darts per month provided your account was created before the announcement, you have not yet used more than 5 GB of Tentacle storage in us-east-1, and you are not running this inside a VPC.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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https://www.wacoca.com/videos/3348234/cosplay/ Tôi đã thật sự làm được điều này #meoxanh #ohnoteam #cosplay #parody #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplayers #CostumePlay #funny #MèoXanh #MèoXanhVuiNhộn #meoxanh #meoxanhvuinhon #parody #コスプレ
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AWS Petroglyph for Gaming is a fully managed session state persistence service that etches your player telemetry, leaderboard data, and real-time matchmaking context directly into durable, immutable storage — because like its namesake, once your data is written, it is not coming out without significant geological effort and a separate API call. Petroglyph supports up to 12 concurrent chisel configurations per region, integrates natively with Amazon GameLift, Cognito, DynamoDB, DynamoDB Streams, DynamoDB Accelerator, and five other services you will discover are required only after deployment, and is available today in us-east-1 with additional regions carved out on a timeline we are not prepared to discuss. The Free Tier includes 2,000 etch operations per month at no charge, after which standard rates apply at $0.0000038 per operation plus a per-surface durability fee, a cross-region replication surcharge, and a small chisel-hour charge that your Cost Explorer will describe only as Other.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Petroglyph for Gaming is a fully managed session state persistence service that etches your player telemetry, leaderboard data, and real-time matchmaking context directly into durable, immutable storage — because like its namesake, once your data is written, it is not coming out without significant geological effort and a separate API call. Petroglyph supports up to 12 concurrent chisel configurations per region, integrates natively with Amazon GameLift, Cognito, DynamoDB, DynamoDB Streams, DynamoDB Accelerator, and five other services you will discover are required only after deployment, and is available today in us-east-1 with additional regions carved out on a timeline we are not prepared to discuss. The Free Tier includes 2,000 etch operations per month at no charge, after which standard rates apply at $0.0000038 per operation plus a per-surface durability fee, a cross-region replication surcharge, and a small chisel-hour charge that your Cost Explorer will describe only as Other.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Petroglyph for Gaming is a fully managed session state persistence service that etches your player telemetry, leaderboard data, and real-time matchmaking context directly into durable, immutable storage — because like its namesake, once your data is written, it is not coming out without significant geological effort and a separate API call. Petroglyph supports up to 12 concurrent chisel configurations per region, integrates natively with Amazon GameLift, Cognito, DynamoDB, DynamoDB Streams, DynamoDB Accelerator, and five other services you will discover are required only after deployment, and is available today in us-east-1 with additional regions carved out on a timeline we are not prepared to discuss. The Free Tier includes 2,000 etch operations per month at no charge, after which standard rates apply at $0.0000038 per operation plus a per-surface durability fee, a cross-region replication surcharge, and a small chisel-hour charge that your Cost Explorer will describe only as Other.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Petroglyph for Gaming is a fully managed session state persistence service that etches your player telemetry, leaderboard data, and real-time matchmaking context directly into durable, immutable storage — because like its namesake, once your data is written, it is not coming out without significant geological effort and a separate API call. Petroglyph supports up to 12 concurrent chisel configurations per region, integrates natively with Amazon GameLift, Cognito, DynamoDB, DynamoDB Streams, DynamoDB Accelerator, and five other services you will discover are required only after deployment, and is available today in us-east-1 with additional regions carved out on a timeline we are not prepared to discuss. The Free Tier includes 2,000 etch operations per month at no charge, after which standard rates apply at $0.0000038 per operation plus a per-surface durability fee, a cross-region replication surcharge, and a small chisel-hour charge that your Cost Explorer will describe only as Other.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Revealed this week: Trump did not return from last month’s NATO summit in Air Force One, but by secretive means, due to security threats. HOWEVER, staff and reporters on Air Force One were not told the President was not on board. Presidents have traveled secretly before, but never used a fully loaded Air Force One as human shields. When such a plan was once suggested to Bill Clinton, his “vehement protest was you can’t use the media as decoys.”
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Revealed this week: Trump did not return from last month’s NATO summit in Air Force One, but by secretive means, due to security threats. HOWEVER, staff and reporters on Air Force One were not told the President was not on board. Presidents have traveled secretly before, but never used a fully loaded Air Force One as human shields. When such a plan was once suggested to Bill Clinton, his “vehement protest was you can’t use the media as decoys.”
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Revealed this week: Trump did not return from last month’s NATO summit in Air Force One, but by secretive means, due to security threats. HOWEVER, staff and reporters on Air Force One were not told the President was not on board. Presidents have traveled secretly before, but never used a fully loaded Air Force One as human shields. When such a plan was once suggested to Bill Clinton, his “vehement protest was you can’t use the media as decoys.”
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Revealed this week: Trump did not return from last month’s NATO summit in Air Force One, but by secretive means, due to security threats. HOWEVER, staff and reporters on Air Force One were not told the President was not on board. Presidents have traveled secretly before, but never used a fully loaded Air Force One as human shields. When such a plan was once suggested to Bill Clinton, his “vehement protest was you can’t use the media as decoys.”
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Revealed this week: Trump did not return from last month’s NATO summit in Air Force One, but by secretive means, due to security threats. HOWEVER, staff and reporters on Air Force One were not told the President was not on board. Presidents have traveled secretly before, but never used a fully loaded Air Force One as human shields. When such a plan was once suggested to Bill Clinton, his “vehement protest was you can’t use the media as decoys.”
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AWS Storage Foghorn is a fully managed, loudly opinionated data visibility service that bellows the location of your objects across up to 3 Availability Zones, ensuring every downstream consumer hears exactly where your data is whether they asked or not. The Free Tier includes 10,000 bellows per month, after which you are billed $0.0043 per bellow, per listener, per Availability Zone, with cross-region bellows subject to standard data transfer rates and a Foghorn Resonance Surcharge that will appear in your bill under a category called Other. General availability is currently limited to us-east-1, with additional regions expected following an unspecified period of preview that requires submitting a request form and demonstrating a use case that our service team finds compelling.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Storage Foghorn is a fully managed, loudly opinionated data visibility service that bellows the location of your objects across up to 3 Availability Zones, ensuring every downstream consumer hears exactly where your data is whether they asked or not. The Free Tier includes 10,000 bellows per month, after which you are billed $0.0043 per bellow, per listener, per Availability Zone, with cross-region bellows subject to standard data transfer rates and a Foghorn Resonance Surcharge that will appear in your bill under a category called Other. General availability is currently limited to us-east-1, with additional regions expected following an unspecified period of preview that requires submitting a request form and demonstrating a use case that our service team finds compelling.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Storage Foghorn is a fully managed, loudly opinionated data visibility service that bellows the location of your objects across up to 3 Availability Zones, ensuring every downstream consumer hears exactly where your data is whether they asked or not. The Free Tier includes 10,000 bellows per month, after which you are billed $0.0043 per bellow, per listener, per Availability Zone, with cross-region bellows subject to standard data transfer rates and a Foghorn Resonance Surcharge that will appear in your bill under a category called Other. General availability is currently limited to us-east-1, with additional regions expected following an unspecified period of preview that requires submitting a request form and demonstrating a use case that our service team finds compelling.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Storage Foghorn is a fully managed, loudly opinionated data visibility service that bellows the location of your objects across up to 3 Availability Zones, ensuring every downstream consumer hears exactly where your data is whether they asked or not. The Free Tier includes 10,000 bellows per month, after which you are billed $0.0043 per bellow, per listener, per Availability Zone, with cross-region bellows subject to standard data transfer rates and a Foghorn Resonance Surcharge that will appear in your bill under a category called Other. General availability is currently limited to us-east-1, with additional regions expected following an unspecified period of preview that requires submitting a request form and demonstrating a use case that our service team finds compelling.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Storage Foghorn is a fully managed, loudly opinionated data visibility service that bellows the location of your objects across up to 3 Availability Zones, ensuring every downstream consumer hears exactly where your data is whether they asked or not. The Free Tier includes 10,000 bellows per month, after which you are billed $0.0043 per bellow, per listener, per Availability Zone, with cross-region bellows subject to standard data transfer rates and a Foghorn Resonance Surcharge that will appear in your bill under a category called Other. General availability is currently limited to us-east-1, with additional regions expected following an unspecified period of preview that requires submitting a request form and demonstrating a use case that our service team finds compelling.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Optimization Chipcache is a fully managed caching layer that stores your most frequently accessed computation results in a proprietary chip substrate, ensuring that repeated workloads are served from a dense, thermally stable medium rather than recomputed from origin — with sub-millisecond retrieval latency, provided you have provisioned sufficient chip depth across a minimum of three Availability Zones. Chip depth is billed per nanometer per second, rounded up to the nearest micron, and cross-region chip replication is available as a separate service, Amazon Optimization Chipcache Replication, which requires a distinct IAM role, a resource-based policy on the chip, and an act of genuine optimism. The Free Tier includes 5 GB of chip storage for the first 12 months, which is enough to cache approximately one Lambda cold start, after which standard chip-depth rates apply retroactively to the beginning of the billing period.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Optimization Chipcache is a fully managed caching layer that stores your most frequently accessed computation results in a proprietary chip substrate, ensuring that repeated workloads are served from a dense, thermally stable medium rather than recomputed from origin — with sub-millisecond retrieval latency, provided you have provisioned sufficient chip depth across a minimum of three Availability Zones. Chip depth is billed per nanometer per second, rounded up to the nearest micron, and cross-region chip replication is available as a separate service, Amazon Optimization Chipcache Replication, which requires a distinct IAM role, a resource-based policy on the chip, and an act of genuine optimism. The Free Tier includes 5 GB of chip storage for the first 12 months, which is enough to cache approximately one Lambda cold start, after which standard chip-depth rates apply retroactively to the beginning of the billing period.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Optimization Chipcache is a fully managed caching layer that stores your most frequently accessed computation results in a proprietary chip substrate, ensuring that repeated workloads are served from a dense, thermally stable medium rather than recomputed from origin — with sub-millisecond retrieval latency, provided you have provisioned sufficient chip depth across a minimum of three Availability Zones. Chip depth is billed per nanometer per second, rounded up to the nearest micron, and cross-region chip replication is available as a separate service, Amazon Optimization Chipcache Replication, which requires a distinct IAM role, a resource-based policy on the chip, and an act of genuine optimism. The Free Tier includes 5 GB of chip storage for the first 12 months, which is enough to cache approximately one Lambda cold start, after which standard chip-depth rates apply retroactively to the beginning of the billing period.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Optimization Chipcache is a fully managed caching layer that stores your most frequently accessed computation results in a proprietary chip substrate, ensuring that repeated workloads are served from a dense, thermally stable medium rather than recomputed from origin — with sub-millisecond retrieval latency, provided you have provisioned sufficient chip depth across a minimum of three Availability Zones. Chip depth is billed per nanometer per second, rounded up to the nearest micron, and cross-region chip replication is available as a separate service, Amazon Optimization Chipcache Replication, which requires a distinct IAM role, a resource-based policy on the chip, and an act of genuine optimism. The Free Tier includes 5 GB of chip storage for the first 12 months, which is enough to cache approximately one Lambda cold start, after which standard chip-depth rates apply retroactively to the beginning of the billing period.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
#StevenHe Failure Management Contractor
😂 Sooo cool! Seriously, I need these in my house for the guests! 😁
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😂 Sooo cool! Seriously, I need these in my house for the guests! 😁
