#parody — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #parody, aggregated by home.social.
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
...somehow I don't feel like laughing... :/
#USS #ToldYouSo
#scientists #climatechange #PlanB by #TheDailyShowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/2sXXzfXxjR4
#climate #ClimateScience #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #ClimateBreakdown #ClimateDisruption #globalWarming #globalHeating #ExtremeWeather #polycrisis
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
...somehow I don't feel like laughing... :/
#USS #ToldYouSo
#scientists #climatechange #PlanB by #TheDailyShowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/2sXXzfXxjR4
#climate #ClimateScience #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #ClimateBreakdown #ClimateDisruption #globalWarming #globalHeating #ExtremeWeather #polycrisis
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
...somehow I don't feel like laughing... :/
#USS #ToldYouSo
#scientists #climatechange #PlanB by #TheDailyShowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/2sXXzfXxjR4
#climate #ClimateScience #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #ClimateBreakdown #ClimateDisruption #globalWarming #globalHeating #ExtremeWeather #polycrisis
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
...somehow I don't feel like laughing... :/
#USS #ToldYouSo
#scientists #climatechange #PlanB by #TheDailyShowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/2sXXzfXxjR4
#climate #ClimateScience #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #ClimateBreakdown #ClimateDisruption #globalWarming #globalHeating #ExtremeWeather #polycrisis
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
...somehow I don't feel like laughing... :/
#USS #ToldYouSo
#scientists #climatechange #PlanB by #TheDailyShowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/2sXXzfXxjR4
#climate #ClimateScience #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #ClimateBreakdown #ClimateDisruption #globalWarming #globalHeating #ExtremeWeather #polycrisis
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AWS Illuminated Zipsword for Graph Sensing provides a fully managed graph traversal layer that cuts through complex node relationships with a single directed stroke, automatically re-sheathing after each query to prevent runaway edge propagation across your topology. The blade length — measured in relationship hops — scales horizontally up to 10,000 concurrent graph paths per millisecond, with each additional hop billed at $0.0000038, though it is worth noting that a typical enterprise workload averages 2.3 million hops per hour and the service will illuminate every one of them. The Free Tier includes 500 hops per month, which is enough to confirm that your IAM policy is wrong.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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The Jolly Green Giant is polling well for 2028.
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #Biden #JoeBiden #ThankYouJoe
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#NowWatching “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls” (1970) on The Criterion Channel
Blu-ray: https://amzn.to/4id6xGw
Directed by Russ Meyer
Written by Roger EbertAn all-girl rock band moves to Hollywood in the hopes of achieving success, only to be lured by an eccentric music producer and his entourage into a whirlpool of wickedness and decadence.
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#NowWatching “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls” (1970) on The Criterion Channel
Blu-ray: https://amzn.to/4id6xGw
Directed by Russ Meyer
Written by Roger EbertAn all-girl rock band moves to Hollywood in the hopes of achieving success, only to be lured by an eccentric music producer and his entourage into a whirlpool of wickedness and decadence.
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#NowWatching “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls” (1970) on The Criterion Channel
Blu-ray: https://amzn.to/4id6xGw
Directed by Russ Meyer
Written by Roger EbertAn all-girl rock band moves to Hollywood in the hopes of achieving success, only to be lured by an eccentric music producer and his entourage into a whirlpool of wickedness and decadence.
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#NowWatching “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls” (1970) on The Criterion Channel
Blu-ray: https://amzn.to/4id6xGw
Directed by Russ Meyer
Written by Roger EbertAn all-girl rock band moves to Hollywood in the hopes of achieving success, only to be lured by an eccentric music producer and his entourage into a whirlpool of wickedness and decadence.
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#NowWatching “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls” (1970) on The Criterion Channel
Blu-ray: https://amzn.to/4id6xGw
Directed by Russ Meyer
Written by Roger EbertAn all-girl rock band moves to Hollywood in the hopes of achieving success, only to be lured by an eccentric music producer and his entourage into a whirlpool of wickedness and decadence.
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AWS Orchestration Caliper precisely measures the gap between your intended microservice architecture and what you actually deployed, with sub-millisecond precision across up to 12 dimensions of deviation including IAM policy drift, cross-region latency variance, and the distance between your Terraform state and reality. Caliper integrates natively with EventBridge, Step Functions, AppMesh, Service Catalog, Control Tower, and nine other services that were each, at one point, the recommended way to do this. Measurements are priced per caliper-inch at $0.0043, prorated to six decimal places and billed in a separate line item for each AWS account in your Organization, with a Free Tier of exactly one measurement per month, which is enough to know something is wrong.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Orchestration Caliper precisely measures the gap between your intended microservice architecture and what you actually deployed, with sub-millisecond precision across up to 12 dimensions of deviation including IAM policy drift, cross-region latency variance, and the distance between your Terraform state and reality. Caliper integrates natively with EventBridge, Step Functions, AppMesh, Service Catalog, Control Tower, and nine other services that were each, at one point, the recommended way to do this. Measurements are priced per caliper-inch at $0.0043, prorated to six decimal places and billed in a separate line item for each AWS account in your Organization, with a Free Tier of exactly one measurement per month, which is enough to know something is wrong.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Orchestration Caliper precisely measures the gap between your intended microservice architecture and what you actually deployed, with sub-millisecond precision across up to 12 dimensions of deviation including IAM policy drift, cross-region latency variance, and the distance between your Terraform state and reality. Caliper integrates natively with EventBridge, Step Functions, AppMesh, Service Catalog, Control Tower, and nine other services that were each, at one point, the recommended way to do this. Measurements are priced per caliper-inch at $0.0043, prorated to six decimal places and billed in a separate line item for each AWS account in your Organization, with a Free Tier of exactly one measurement per month, which is enough to know something is wrong.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Orchestration Caliper precisely measures the gap between your intended microservice architecture and what you actually deployed, with sub-millisecond precision across up to 12 dimensions of deviation including IAM policy drift, cross-region latency variance, and the distance between your Terraform state and reality. Caliper integrates natively with EventBridge, Step Functions, AppMesh, Service Catalog, Control Tower, and nine other services that were each, at one point, the recommended way to do this. Measurements are priced per caliper-inch at $0.0043, prorated to six decimal places and billed in a separate line item for each AWS account in your Organization, with a Free Tier of exactly one measurement per month, which is enough to know something is wrong.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Orchestration Caliper precisely measures the gap between your intended microservice architecture and what you actually deployed, with sub-millisecond precision across up to 12 dimensions of deviation including IAM policy drift, cross-region latency variance, and the distance between your Terraform state and reality. Caliper integrates natively with EventBridge, Step Functions, AppMesh, Service Catalog, Control Tower, and nine other services that were each, at one point, the recommended way to do this. Measurements are priced per caliper-inch at $0.0043, prorated to six decimal places and billed in a separate line item for each AWS account in your Organization, with a Free Tier of exactly one measurement per month, which is enough to know something is wrong.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Back when the world made sense. Now it needs more of our help: https://www.ManyHands.team
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #Biden #JoeBiden #ThankYouJoe
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Back when the world made sense. Now it needs more of our help: https://www.ManyHands.team
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #Biden #JoeBiden #ThankYouJoe
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Back when the world made sense. Now it needs more of our help: https://www.ManyHands.team
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #Biden #JoeBiden #ThankYouJoe
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Back when the world made sense. Now it needs more of our help: https://www.ManyHands.team
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #Biden #JoeBiden #ThankYouJoe
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AWS Crystalstream is a fully managed predictive data refraction service that analyzes the spectral patterns of your workloads to surface insights before your engineers have finished arguing about which of the seven logging solutions to use. Like all crystals, Crystalstream operates most efficiently under sustained pressure, which is why throughput is metered in Refraction Units and billed per facet per millisecond once you exceed the Free Tier limit of one (1) GetVision API call per month. IAM policies for Crystalstream support 43 distinct principal types and must be applied at the shard, cluster, stream, and vision-plane levels independently, because seeing the future does not include seeing your own permissions errors.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Crystalstream is a fully managed predictive data refraction service that analyzes the spectral patterns of your workloads to surface insights before your engineers have finished arguing about which of the seven logging solutions to use. Like all crystals, Crystalstream operates most efficiently under sustained pressure, which is why throughput is metered in Refraction Units and billed per facet per millisecond once you exceed the Free Tier limit of one (1) GetVision API call per month. IAM policies for Crystalstream support 43 distinct principal types and must be applied at the shard, cluster, stream, and vision-plane levels independently, because seeing the future does not include seeing your own permissions errors.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Crystalstream is a fully managed predictive data refraction service that analyzes the spectral patterns of your workloads to surface insights before your engineers have finished arguing about which of the seven logging solutions to use. Like all crystals, Crystalstream operates most efficiently under sustained pressure, which is why throughput is metered in Refraction Units and billed per facet per millisecond once you exceed the Free Tier limit of one (1) GetVision API call per month. IAM policies for Crystalstream support 43 distinct principal types and must be applied at the shard, cluster, stream, and vision-plane levels independently, because seeing the future does not include seeing your own permissions errors.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Crystalstream is a fully managed predictive data refraction service that analyzes the spectral patterns of your workloads to surface insights before your engineers have finished arguing about which of the seven logging solutions to use. Like all crystals, Crystalstream operates most efficiently under sustained pressure, which is why throughput is metered in Refraction Units and billed per facet per millisecond once you exceed the Free Tier limit of one (1) GetVision API call per month. IAM policies for Crystalstream support 43 distinct principal types and must be applied at the shard, cluster, stream, and vision-plane levels independently, because seeing the future does not include seeing your own permissions errors.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Crystalstream is a fully managed predictive data refraction service that analyzes the spectral patterns of your workloads to surface insights before your engineers have finished arguing about which of the seven logging solutions to use. Like all crystals, Crystalstream operates most efficiently under sustained pressure, which is why throughput is metered in Refraction Units and billed per facet per millisecond once you exceed the Free Tier limit of one (1) GetVision API call per month. IAM policies for Crystalstream support 43 distinct principal types and must be applied at the shard, cluster, stream, and vision-plane levels independently, because seeing the future does not include seeing your own permissions errors.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Transdimensional Migration Granite is a fully managed service that applies the dense, immovable weight of enterprise-grade stone to your inter-dimensional workload transitions, ensuring that legacy infrastructure sinks permanently to the bottom of whatever environment it came from while your modern applications remain on the surface where billing can reach them. Like all granite, it is extremely hard, will outlast the civilization that produced it, and cannot be easily broken into smaller pieces, which is reflected in the minimum provisioned shard size of 40 TB at $0.38 per GB-hour with a mandatory 12-month dimensional anchor commitment. The Free Tier includes one transdimensional boundary crossing per month at no charge, provided the source and destination dimensions share the same AWS Region, which is currently us-east-1.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Workflow Volcano for Financial Services provides a fully managed eruption pipeline that continuously surfaces regulatory compliance data, audit trails, and real-time transaction workflows from deep within your infrastructure to the top of your stack, where they cool into immutable, queryable ledger records at a rate determined entirely by the temperature of your egress layer. The service integrates natively with Amazon EventBridge, AWS Step Functions, and 11 other orchestration services you are already paying for, and automatically selects the optimal eruption path from the four supported flow topologies, though the recommended topology for production workloads requires a separate Magma Acceleration add-on billed at $0.0023 per cubic event after the first 10,000 events per month, which resets per account per region and not per organization. Workflow Volcano is available today in us-east-1 with a Free Tier that includes one dormant volcano per month.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Dear #firealpaca users, once you see it can you ever unsee it...? :blobfoxnotlikethisgoogly:
(Disclaimer: obviously I just #traced this and I didn't make the original logo, and this is just meant for #parody and fun!)
#art #doodle #interpretation #funny #drawing #humor #digitalart
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AWS Data Forklift is a fully managed heavy-lift migration service that elevates your on-premises data up to 128TB per job and sets it down in S3, with tine-level precision routing configurable via 14 JSON parameters or the console, whichever you trust less. Lifting is billed per kilogram-equivalent at $0.038 per GB with a separate $0.012 per GB lowering fee, and cross-region sets carry an additional repositioning surcharge that is documented in the pricing page for the destination region, not the source. The Free Tier includes two lifts per month up to 1GB each, which is enough to migrate a single CloudWatch log file from 2019 that you forgot was there.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Parallel Fabric Napkin is a fully managed, multi-threaded absorbency layer that sits between your distributed workloads and the inevitable mess they produce, automatically folding execution contexts across up to 16 parallel threads before discretely disappearing from the table when the bill arrives. Each napkin is single-use by default; reuse requires enabling the NapkinRetentionPolicy, configuring a minimum of three IAM roles, and acknowledging that throughput degrades by 40% per fold after the second crease, which AWS measures in Crease Units billed at $0.0000023 per CU with a 10-million-CU monthly minimum. The Free Tier includes one napkin per account per region, available in us-east-1 only, and expires at the end of your first request.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
#Zuckerberg #MarkZuckerberg #Meta #Facebook #court #courtcase #socialmedia #mentalhealth3/3 #MrCodyDahler explains the business of a bunch of #techbros aka. #men with #psychiatricdisorders for the back rows (part III)
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
#Zuckerberg #MarkZuckerberg #Meta #Facebook #court #courtcase #socialmedia #mentalhealth1/3 #MrCodyDahler explains the business of a bunch of #techbros aka. #men with #psychiatricdisorders for the back rows (part I)
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AWS Hexaframe for Government provides a fully managed six-sided compliance boundary that rigidly encloses your workloads, ensuring no data escapes any of the six faces without passing through at least fourteen IAM policy evaluations, three Service Control Policies, and one resource-based permission that nobody on your team wrote but everyone is afraid to delete. Each frame edge is independently billable at $0.0023 per edge-second, with cross-edge data transfer charged separately, and because a hexagonal frame has no diagonal, there is no direct path between any two non-adjacent services, which AWS documentation refers to as an architectural feature. The Free Tier includes one complete frame per account per month, provided your account was created before the service launched and you are not in us-east-1.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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The Onion can soon do the funniest thing: having a bigger circulation than WaPo, owned by billionaire Jeff Bezos.🖕
As for the Infowars IPR, things are clear:
“Business plans? Not really. Comedy and fuck-you plans? Definitely, yes.”🫠
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Amazon Compute Linkline for Startups connects your workloads through a fully managed linkline architecture that continuously routes compute resources along a straight path until they reach their intended destination, at which point they are automatically redirected to a slightly different destination for optimization purposes. The linkline operates at up to 10 Gbps throughput with sub-millisecond latency in us-east-1, and is available in other regions once you open a support ticket, wait 6 to 8 weeks, and accept that the latency numbers in the press release were measured under conditions that no longer exist. The Free Tier includes 500 linkline-hours per month for the first month only, after which your account will be billed per segment traversed, per redirect event, per optimization suggestion whether accepted or not, and a monthly linkline-presence fee that is listed in the pricing page under a tab that renders incorrectly in Firefox.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Spiritual Data Radiator continuously emits your organization's most deeply held architectural intentions outward across all Availability Zones, warming adjacent workloads through a proprietary heat-transfer protocol that AWS has determined is the preferred method over the six legacy intention-propagation approaches, which remain available but are no longer documented. Radiance units are measured in BTUs (Belief Throughput Units) per millisecond and billed at $0.0023 per BTU after the first 10,000, which sounds reasonable until you check your Cost Explorer and discover that a single Lambda invocation generates 4.2 million BTUs due to a default configuration setting in the IAM role you did not write. The Free Tier includes one spiritual data radiator per account, active for 12 months, in us-east-1 only, provided you have not previously emitted intentions in that region, which you have.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Spiritual Ukulele is a fully managed, four-string resonance orchestration service that strums your distributed workloads into harmonic alignment across up to 12 Availability Zones, tuned automatically by the service except for the tuning, which is your responsibility and requires a separate IAM role with 23 permissions, several of which are undocumented. Each strum is billed as a discrete chord event at $0.000034 per string per invocation, which sounds negligible until you consider that a standard microservices architecture in production generates approximately 800 million strums per day. The Free Tier includes 2,000 strums per month and is available in us-east-1.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Vision Zodiac for Blockchain uses celestial alignment algorithms to predict distributed ledger states up to 13 astrological cycles in advance, giving your smart contracts the kind of forward visibility that your on-call rotation has never had. Each zodiac reading is processed as a discrete prophetic inference unit, billed at $0.0023 per sign per block with a 12-sign minimum per transaction, retrograde surcharges applied automatically during Mercury windows as determined by AWS-managed ephemeris data that you cannot audit or override. The Free Tier includes 1,000 prophetic inference units per month for the first month, which is enough to discover that you needed IAM permissions you did not know existed before your first successful prediction arrives, currently available in us-east-1 only.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor