#parody — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #parody, aggregated by home.social.
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Amazon Warp Iceberg is a fully managed sub-light data acceleration layer that works by exposing only the top 10% of your query surface area while the remaining 90% silently accrues cross-AZ transfer charges beneath it. Like any iceberg, the structural mass responsible for the actual workload is invisible until you hit it, at which point your cost anomaly detector will notify you up to 72 hours after the event, assuming you configured it correctly, which you did not. Available now in us-east-1, with a Free Tier that includes 5 GB of warp capacity per month, redeemable only on the portion of the iceberg you can see.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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“The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the Rebel scum as they move from playground to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium…”
#weird #weirdnews #sarcasm #lol #cosplay #surveillance #flock #joke #starwars #parody #scifi #omg
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It's National Senior Citizens Day!
Enjoy this #WKRP theme #parody
https://youtu.be/nOUv3bKjgqY
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Amazon Quantum Papyrus is a fully managed, infinitely durable document entanglement service that unrolls your data across up to 99 availability zones simultaneously, allowing any state to be read before it has technically been written, provided your IAM role includes the papyrus:Unscroll permission, which is granted by default to no one. Pricing is per-character, per-entanglement, per-unroll, and per-observation, with a cross-region re-rolling fee that is waived in us-east-1 during non-peak hours as defined by AWS; the Free Tier includes 2,000 characters per month, which is approximately this product description. Currently available in preview to customers who attended the correct re:Invent session and did not leave early for the keynote swag line.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Vision Roadrunner is a fully managed computer vision service that analyzes images and video streams at speeds your workloads will never actually reach, because Roadrunner operates at a sustained velocity that your upstream S3 event notifications, Lambda cold starts, and cross-region replication lag will collectively ensure you never witness in production. Like its namesake, Roadrunner covers enormous distances before you realize it has left, which is the recommended mental model for understanding why your bill reflects 4.2 million inference requests you did not knowingly initiate, billed at $0.0018 per image after the first 1,000 images per month, with each video frame counted as an image, at 30 frames per second. The Free Tier includes 5,000 image analyses per month for the first 12 months, which is enough to detect whether your architecture diagram contains a roadrunner, and it does not.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Professional Resilience Shovel is a fully managed digging service that lets you excavate technical debt, unresolved incident retrospectives, and legacy VPC configurations by applying precisely calibrated downward force across up to 16 Availability Zones, with blade depth configurable in the console or via a 437-line CloudFormation template that is currently the only supported deployment method. Each shovel stroke is billed at $0.0000023 per cubic centimeter of disturbed architecture, measured from the AWS side, with a minimum commitment of 500 million strokes per month and egress fees applied whenever material crosses a subnet boundary. The Free Tier includes one shallow dig per account per lifetime, performed only in us-east-1, and is not available to accounts created after the announcement.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Antifa Derangement Syndrome
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
How America would look if we put a bunch of fascists in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/fascists
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter #antifa
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Star Trek Cartoon Parody: Stellar Excursion by Allan Cavanagh https://www.caricatures-ireland.com/star-trek-cartoon-parody-cartoonist-allan-cavanagh/ #mastoart #mastodaoine #startrek #startrektng #tng #picard #riker #parody #procreate #cartoon #cartoonist #speirgorm #scifi #tv
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Dear Texan Driver... if driving was like football and parking between the lines was like kicking a field goal/extra point, your score would always be a multiple of 6.
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #funny #sarcasm #irony #parody #song #music #mother #motherhood
#BigMerla issued a new verse of the song ! *.*
#TheLandOfToddler Verse No. 4 =D
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Amazon Ultra Optimization Cucumber is a fully managed elongation service that stretches your workloads to their maximum viable length before they are harvested by the scheduler, ensuring peak density across all Availability Zones with a cool, firm latency profile that competitors simply cannot match. Pricing is per-millimeter of workload elongation per second, billed in six-decimal increments with a minimum elongation floor of 0.3mm regardless of actual growth, and cross-region replication is charged at the standard data transfer rate plus a separate Vine Attachment Fee that is not currently documented but will appear on your invoice. The Free Tier includes 5mm of elongation per month for the first 12 months, which is enough to run the getting-started tutorial once, partially.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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#comic #comedy #satire #parody #trumpsteinclass #conartist #liar #donaldtrump #maga #trump #trumpcrimefamily #donaldvonshitsinpants #dementiadon #criminal #crime #corrupt #traitor #corruption #treason #news #usnews #globalnews #policy #politics #uspol #uspolitics #globalpolitics #history #ushistory #worldshitory -
Amazon Workflow Blizzard is a fully managed orchestration service that blankets your distributed systems in up to 14 inches of parallel execution, ensuring every downstream dependency is completely buried under a uniform layer of state transitions before you even know a storm is coming. Blizzard coordinates thousands of concurrent workflow steps across regions, though like all precipitation events, visibility into what is actually happening drops to near zero at scale, and the service will continue accumulating drift in your account until manually cleared, which requires an IAM policy that does not exist in any of the six documented examples. Blizzard is available today in us-east-1, with regional expansion anticipated for re:Invent 2027; the Free Tier includes 10,000 state transitions per month, after which you will be billed at $0.000025 per transition, per attempted transition, and per transition that was cancelled after the first byte.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Identity Granite is a fully managed, metamorphic identity foundation that compresses millions of IAM policies, trust relationships, and cross-account permission boundaries into a single dense layer capable of withstanding 650 million years of organizational restructuring without erosion. Like all igneous-class services, Granite forms under extreme pressure, which is why provisioning a new identity shard triggers a synchronous evaluation of your existing 4,200 inline policies across 17 dependent services before returning a response, typically within one billing cycle. Free Tier includes 500 identity compressions per month at standard metamorphic depth, after which each additional compression is billed at $0.0038 per gigapascal-second plus applicable cross-region recrystallization fees, which AWS will explain in a Cost Explorer anomaly detection email you will receive six weeks after your first production deployment.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody #UK #politics #ClimateChange #drought #water
#MrCodyDahler explains #AndyBurnham for the back rows
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Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter #antifa
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Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor #DoverPictoralArchives #ComputerScience #education -
AWS Volcano is a fully managed thermal escalation service that automatically erupts your monolithic workloads into distributed microservices, applying 1,400 degrees of sustained pressure until legacy architecture becomes something unrecognizable but faster. The Free Tier includes one eruption per month up to 5GB, after which data flows are billed per cubic meter of output at $0.023, plus a dormancy fee of $14.99/month while the service waits between eruptions. Note that re-cooling is handled by a separate service, AWS Obsidian, currently available in us-east-1 only.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.
Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. https://www.AngelIslandNovel.com
How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice
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Amazon Insight Harmonica is a fully managed analytics service that extracts meaningful signal from your data by drawing air across up to 10 reeds simultaneously, each reed corresponding to a distinct data channel, though reed 7 is reserved for AWS internal telemetry and cannot be disabled. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, Lake Formation, Glue, Athena, QuickSight, OpenSearch, and a new console experience that is currently available only in us-east-1, with additional regions planned for a future date that has not been announced. Insight Harmonica is free for the first 2,000 breath-units per month, after which you are billed at 0.0038 USD per breath-unit plus standard data transfer charges, cross-reed synchronization fees, and a flat monthly charge for each reed that was provisioned but not played, because the reed was still listening.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Integration Whipstitch is a fully managed service that binds your disparate microservices, event streams, and legacy workflows into a single tight seam using a continuous cross-stitch pattern of Lambda invocations, each one pulling the next thread at a rate of up to 10,000 stitches per second per shard, billed in increments of 0.3 milliseconds whether or not the thread catches. The Free Tier includes 1,000 stitches per month, after which pricing is per stitch, per seam, per fabric layer, and per the IAM role assumed during the binding operation, which must be a different role from the one used to describe the binding operation. Available now in us-east-1, with all other regions listed as coming soon in the same roadmap post that has said coming soon since re:Invent 2022.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Mega Identity Sand Castle is a fully managed, infinitely granular identity boundary service that constructs hierarchical permission structures one grain at a time, supporting up to 200,000 discrete policy layers before the whole thing collapses into a support ticket. Each castle is rebuilt from scratch on every authentication request, which AWS describes as a feature, and which your invoice will describe as $0.0000043 per grain evaluated, billed in increments of one million grains, rounded up. The Free Tier includes one castle per month, limited to dry sand, in us-east-1.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Modular Edge Banana is a fully managed, infinitely scalable edge orchestration service that ripens your distributed workloads by bundling compute, networking, and storage into discrete modular segments, each of which softens and separates from the cluster automatically when the downstream dependencies are ready — or after 14 days, whichever comes first. Each module is billed per peel at $0.0043, where a peel is defined as any API call, state transition, log emission, cross-AZ heartbeat, or review of your bill, and bunches containing more than one module are subject to the Modular Adjacency Surcharge, which is enabled by default and documented in section 4.7 of the pricing page that went live this morning. The Free Tier includes one module per month at no charge, provided it is deployed in us-east-1, remains unattached to any other AWS service, and is never actually invoked.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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If there is a "Play Store", why is there no "Stop Store"? Isn't that concerning?
#humor #humour #parody #meme #funny #technology #language #framing #control #consumption #platforms #Google #manipulation #awareness #truth #design #psychology #capitalism #choice #systems
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Amazon Transdimensional Warp Pretzel for IoT devices continuously twists your sensor data across multiple dimensional planes before locking it into a rigid, salted topology that is impossible to unwind without the correct IAM role, which you will not have. The managed pretzel layer handles all cross-dimensional routing automatically, though you remain responsible for provisioning the warp substrate, configuring the pretzel endpoints, selecting from one of nine pretzel deployment strategies, and understanding why your us-west-2 pretzel is 40ms slower than the one in us-east-1, which is the only region where the warm pretzel cache is available. The Free Tier includes 1,000 pretzel twists per month, after which each additional twist is billed at $0.000003, applied per byte per dimension per device per availability zone, rounded up to the nearest pretzel.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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ICE caught on camera: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1043077885109139
How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
