#parody — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #parody, aggregated by home.social.
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#comic #comedy #satire #parody #trumpsteinclass #conartist #liar #donaldtrump #maga #trump #trumpcrimefamily #donaldvonshitsinpants #dementiadon #criminal #crime #corrupt #traitor #corruption #treason #news #usnews #globalnews #policy #politics #uspol #uspolitics #globalpolitics #history #ushistory #worldshitory -
Amazon Workflow Blizzard is a fully managed orchestration service that blankets your distributed systems in up to 14 inches of parallel execution, ensuring every downstream dependency is completely buried under a uniform layer of state transitions before you even know a storm is coming. Blizzard coordinates thousands of concurrent workflow steps across regions, though like all precipitation events, visibility into what is actually happening drops to near zero at scale, and the service will continue accumulating drift in your account until manually cleared, which requires an IAM policy that does not exist in any of the six documented examples. Blizzard is available today in us-east-1, with regional expansion anticipated for re:Invent 2027; the Free Tier includes 10,000 state transitions per month, after which you will be billed at $0.000025 per transition, per attempted transition, and per transition that was cancelled after the first byte.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody #UK #politics #ClimateChange #drought #water
#MrCodyDahler explains #AndyBurnham for the back rows
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Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter #antifa
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Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor #DoverPictoralArchives #ComputerScience #education -
AWS Volcano is a fully managed thermal escalation service that automatically erupts your monolithic workloads into distributed microservices, applying 1,400 degrees of sustained pressure until legacy architecture becomes something unrecognizable but faster. The Free Tier includes one eruption per month up to 5GB, after which data flows are billed per cubic meter of output at $0.023, plus a dormancy fee of $14.99/month while the service waits between eruptions. Note that re-cooling is handled by a separate service, AWS Obsidian, currently available in us-east-1 only.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.
Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. https://www.AngelIslandNovel.com
How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice
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Amazon Insight Harmonica is a fully managed analytics service that extracts meaningful signal from your data by drawing air across up to 10 reeds simultaneously, each reed corresponding to a distinct data channel, though reed 7 is reserved for AWS internal telemetry and cannot be disabled. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, Lake Formation, Glue, Athena, QuickSight, OpenSearch, and a new console experience that is currently available only in us-east-1, with additional regions planned for a future date that has not been announced. Insight Harmonica is free for the first 2,000 breath-units per month, after which you are billed at 0.0038 USD per breath-unit plus standard data transfer charges, cross-reed synchronization fees, and a flat monthly charge for each reed that was provisioned but not played, because the reed was still listening.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Integration Whipstitch is a fully managed service that binds your disparate microservices, event streams, and legacy workflows into a single tight seam using a continuous cross-stitch pattern of Lambda invocations, each one pulling the next thread at a rate of up to 10,000 stitches per second per shard, billed in increments of 0.3 milliseconds whether or not the thread catches. The Free Tier includes 1,000 stitches per month, after which pricing is per stitch, per seam, per fabric layer, and per the IAM role assumed during the binding operation, which must be a different role from the one used to describe the binding operation. Available now in us-east-1, with all other regions listed as coming soon in the same roadmap post that has said coming soon since re:Invent 2022.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Amazon Mega Identity Sand Castle is a fully managed, infinitely granular identity boundary service that constructs hierarchical permission structures one grain at a time, supporting up to 200,000 discrete policy layers before the whole thing collapses into a support ticket. Each castle is rebuilt from scratch on every authentication request, which AWS describes as a feature, and which your invoice will describe as $0.0000043 per grain evaluated, billed in increments of one million grains, rounded up. The Free Tier includes one castle per month, limited to dry sand, in us-east-1.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Modular Edge Banana is a fully managed, infinitely scalable edge orchestration service that ripens your distributed workloads by bundling compute, networking, and storage into discrete modular segments, each of which softens and separates from the cluster automatically when the downstream dependencies are ready — or after 14 days, whichever comes first. Each module is billed per peel at $0.0043, where a peel is defined as any API call, state transition, log emission, cross-AZ heartbeat, or review of your bill, and bunches containing more than one module are subject to the Modular Adjacency Surcharge, which is enabled by default and documented in section 4.7 of the pricing page that went live this morning. The Free Tier includes one module per month at no charge, provided it is deployed in us-east-1, remains unattached to any other AWS service, and is never actually invoked.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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If there is a "Play Store", why is there no "Stop Store"? Isn't that concerning?
#humor #humour #parody #meme #funny #technology #language #framing #control #consumption #platforms #Google #manipulation #awareness #truth #design #psychology #capitalism #choice #systems
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Amazon Transdimensional Warp Pretzel for IoT devices continuously twists your sensor data across multiple dimensional planes before locking it into a rigid, salted topology that is impossible to unwind without the correct IAM role, which you will not have. The managed pretzel layer handles all cross-dimensional routing automatically, though you remain responsible for provisioning the warp substrate, configuring the pretzel endpoints, selecting from one of nine pretzel deployment strategies, and understanding why your us-west-2 pretzel is 40ms slower than the one in us-east-1, which is the only region where the warm pretzel cache is available. The Free Tier includes 1,000 pretzel twists per month, after which each additional twist is billed at $0.000003, applied per byte per dimension per device per availability zone, rounded up to the nearest pretzel.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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ICE caught on camera: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1043077885109139
How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
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🚨 TODAY AT 9AM ET! 📷 The new GRATEFUL DEAD-inspired hit CATERIN’ TRUCK premieres on Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies now!
https://youtu.be/E9B8CDQHkXs
Trump’s truckin’… just not on Air Force One. 📷📷 #Trump #PoliticalSatire #Parody -
Amazon Turbo Doorknob is a fully managed rotational access service that lets you open, close, and re-open the same entry point up to 14 times before realizing you needed a different door entirely. The knob itself turns up to 270 degrees, which is enough to get you in but not quite enough to get you back out, and latency is measured from the moment your hand makes contact to the moment you accept that the door was push, not pull. Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month for the first 12 months, after which you are billed per degree of rotation, per availability zone, and separately for the click.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump #ScoobyDoo #DonaldTrump #PoliticalSatire #Parody #Comedy #MidnightOilProductions #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_ID0asQ3M
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Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. https://www.FascistSaidWhat.com
How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
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AWS Petroglyph for Gaming is a fully managed session state persistence service that etches your player telemetry, leaderboard data, and real-time matchmaking context directly into durable, immutable storage — because like its namesake, once your data is written, it is not coming out without significant geological effort and a separate API call. Petroglyph supports up to 12 concurrent chisel configurations per region, integrates natively with Amazon GameLift, Cognito, DynamoDB, DynamoDB Streams, DynamoDB Accelerator, and five other services you will discover are required only after deployment, and is available today in us-east-1 with additional regions carved out on a timeline we are not prepared to discuss. The Free Tier includes 2,000 etch operations per month at no charge, after which standard rates apply at $0.0000038 per operation plus a per-surface durability fee, a cross-region replication surcharge, and a small chisel-hour charge that your Cost Explorer will describe only as Other.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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Revealed this week: Trump did not return from last month’s NATO summit in Air Force One, but by secretive means, due to security threats. HOWEVER, staff and reporters on Air Force One were not told the President was not on board. Presidents have traveled secretly before, but never used a fully loaded Air Force One as human shields. When such a plan was once suggested to Bill Clinton, his “vehement protest was you can’t use the media as decoys.”
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AWS Storage Foghorn is a fully managed, loudly opinionated data visibility service that bellows the location of your objects across up to 3 Availability Zones, ensuring every downstream consumer hears exactly where your data is whether they asked or not. The Free Tier includes 10,000 bellows per month, after which you are billed $0.0043 per bellow, per listener, per Availability Zone, with cross-region bellows subject to standard data transfer rates and a Foghorn Resonance Surcharge that will appear in your bill under a category called Other. General availability is currently limited to us-east-1, with additional regions expected following an unspecified period of preview that requires submitting a request form and demonstrating a use case that our service team finds compelling.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
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#ShortBreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #satire #parody
#StevenHe Failure Management Contractor
😂 Sooo cool! Seriously, I need these in my house for the guests! 😁
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AWS Network Doorknob is a fully managed network access control service that lets you turn your VPC connectivity on and off from either side, unless the IAM policy is locked from the inside, in which case you will need to open a support ticket at the Business tier or above. Doorknob applies rotational authentication to up to 256 network handles per region, with sub-millisecond twist latency in us-east-1 and best-effort twist latency everywhere else. The Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month, after which you are billed per partial turn at $0.038, where a turn is defined as any TCP handshake, failed handshake, or handshake that Doorknob initiated on your behalf for operational reasons that will be documented in a future Knowledge Center article.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
