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  1. I just want #Krita's palette and color selector tools in #Inkscape or Inkscape's bezier shape tool in Krita. Is that really so much to ask?

    Why won't somebody devote hundreds of hours to developing the perfect #FOSS #DigitalArt app for my incredibly niche and specific needs?
    #Sarcasm

  2. I just want #Krita's palette and color selector tools in #Inkscape or Inkscape's bezier shape tool in Krita. Is that really so much to ask?

    Why won't somebody devote hundreds of hours to developing the perfect #FOSS #DigitalArt app for my incredibly niche and specific needs?
    #Sarcasm

  3. I just want #Krita's palette and color selector tools in #Inkscape or Inkscape's bezier shape tool in Krita. Is that really so much to ask?

    Why won't somebody devote hundreds of hours to developing the perfect #FOSS #DigitalArt app for my incredibly niche and specific needs?
    #Sarcasm

  4. If BGP Peering were like modern onlinedating; part 3:

    "I am running an unfiltered network and I expect you to neither"

    #peering #bgp #sarcasm

  5. @aral as an Irish woman, I am completely shocked by the notion that "#BritishJustice" might be an #oxymoron.

    The thought never occurred to #RobertEmmet, the #BirminghamSix, #GuilfordFour ... or indeed #LucyLetby.

    #sarcasm

  6. If Trump played in the MLB, he'd hit 486 HRs *every season*. All of them grand slam and in the river.

    His pitching line would be: ꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘ.

    Clemens, Ohtani, Judge would be his flunkies and brawl to hold up his spittoon.

    yahoo.com/news/articles/donald

    #sarcasm #hyperbole #MLB

  7. “These are sensitive diplomatic discussions and the U.S. will not negotiate through the press."

    Nope, we negotiate through mean tweets. 🙄

    cnn.com/2026/04/27/world/live-

    #Iran #negotiation #war #sarcasm

  8. “These are sensitive diplomatic discussions and the U.S. will not negotiate through the press."

    Nope, we negotiate through mean tweets. 🙄

    cnn.com/2026/04/27/world/live-

    #Iran #negotiation #war #sarcasm

  9. “These are sensitive diplomatic discussions and the U.S. will not negotiate through the press."

    Nope, we negotiate through mean tweets. 🙄

    cnn.com/2026/04/27/world/live-

  10. “These are sensitive diplomatic discussions and the U.S. will not negotiate through the press."

    Nope, we negotiate through mean tweets. 🙄

    cnn.com/2026/04/27/world/live-

    #Iran #negotiation #war #sarcasm

  11. “These are sensitive diplomatic discussions and the U.S. will not negotiate through the press."

    Nope, we negotiate through mean tweets. 🙄

    cnn.com/2026/04/27/world/live-

    #Iran #negotiation #war #sarcasm

  12. """""""""""""
    stusocial.com/posts/31659

    #sarcasm #humour #ibiza #cars #holiday #spain #italy

    the real #ibiza
    -------------------------------
    #humour #sarcasm
    what a great weekend in #ibiza #seat_ibiza .
    with #bond #james_bond , & #english #johnny_english .
    --------------------------------
    what do you call an italian car abandoned near a seaside town in spain ? ...... #lancia_rotten aka #lanzarote
    --------------------------------

    """""""""""""

  13. """""""""""""
    stusocial.com/posts/31659

    #sarcasm #humour #ibiza #cars #holiday #spain #italy

    the real #ibiza
    -------------------------------
    #humour #sarcasm
    what a great weekend in #ibiza #seat_ibiza .
    with #bond #james_bond , & #english #johnny_english .
    --------------------------------
    what do you call an italian car abandoned near a seaside town in spain ? ...... #lancia_rotten aka #lanzarote
    --------------------------------

    """""""""""""

  14. "Something will be happening soon"
    - Trump

    True. I'll soon be eating my meal. 🙄

    #sarcasm #stupid #vague

  15. "Something will be happening soon"
    - Trump

    True. I'll soon be eating my meal. 🙄

    #sarcasm #stupid #vague

  16. "Something will be happening soon"
    - Trump

    True. I'll soon be eating my meal. 🙄

  17. "Something will be happening soon"
    - Trump

    True. I'll soon be eating my meal. 🙄

    #sarcasm #stupid #vague

  18. "Something will be happening soon"
    - Trump

    True. I'll soon be eating my meal. 🙄

    #sarcasm #stupid #vague

  19. Environmental activists are such hypocrites.

    ... You can't complain about big companies polluting the earth through contributing to Co2 emissions WHILST actively consuming oxygen.. 🤔🙃

    #ragebait #joke #sarcasm

  20. Looks like Donald also failed to negotiate the annual "public appearance and behavior" agreement with the First Lady. 😭

    us.cnn.com/2026/04/09/politics

    #negotiation #sarcasm #fail #Melania #Epstein

  21. Obviously, it's çompletely normal for the President of a country to celebrate a religious holiday by briefing #children about his planned #warcrimes, while accompanied by a giant #rabbit. Totally #normal.

    Amidst huge purges of the #USA's top military officers, it is unclear whether the #GiantBunny remains in post.

    #EasterBunny #Easter #POTUS #Trump #sarcasm

  22. Original headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades to carry cross for entire Good Friday service

    Corrected headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades *fit enough* to carry cross for entire Good Friday service

    us.cnn.com/2026/04/03/world/vi

    #sarcasm #joke #pope #GoodFriday #corrections #headlines

  23. RE: mastodon.social/@madeindex/116

    🤖 - 🤖 Guess from now on;

    many apologies will read like:
    "Sorry my Asisstant-Intelligence made a mistake!"
    "Sorry my AI ate my homework!"

    and replies like:
    "That sounds really tough. It's OK to feel sorry - here are 2 options for you to solve..."

    #AI #Stupid #Humor #ArtificialIntelligence #Joke #WhatsApp #meta #Facebook #Tech #Robot #Reply #Messenger #Message #Email #fun #joke #sarcasm #corporation #future #dystopia #Bigtech #technology #apology

  24. The "Sports War" segment on the Daily Show is usually good. This episode particularly so. The sarcasm has extra bite. 💪

    youtu.be/BIF3fcDxcrU

    #entertainment #sports #commentary #spoofs #sarcasm #comedy #DailyShow

  25. Oh, look, yet another groundbreaking revelation: #multitasking is a thing! 🙄 Apparently, while #Claude takes its sweet seven-minute #breaks, we're supposed to actually do something else. Who knew? Better grab a PhD to comprehend such wisdom. 🤦‍♂️
    jeapostrophe.github.io/tech/jc #revelation #techhumor #sarcasm #education #HackerNews #ngated