#joke — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #joke, aggregated by home.social.
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https://www.fogolf.com/1254686/this-new-golf-club-is-no-joke/ This New GOLF CLUB is…NO JOKE!! #AlexEtches #Club #ExoticsGolf #ExoticsMiniDriver #ExoticsMiniDriverReview #Golf #GolfClubs #GolfClubsVideos #GolfClubsVlog #GolfClubsYouTube #GolfEquipment #GolfEquipmentVideos #GolfEquipmentVlog #GolfEquipmentYouTube #GolfLife #GolfReview #GolfTips #GolfVideos #GolfVlog #GolfVlogs #GolfYoutube #golfer #golfing #IsNO #joke #TourEdgeGolf #TourEdgeMiniDriver
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https://www.fogolf.com/1254686/this-new-golf-club-is-no-joke/ This New GOLF CLUB is…NO JOKE!! #AlexEtches #Club #ExoticsGolf #ExoticsMiniDriver #ExoticsMiniDriverReview #Golf #GolfClubs #GolfClubsVideos #GolfClubsVlog #GolfClubsYouTube #GolfEquipment #GolfEquipmentVideos #GolfEquipmentVlog #GolfEquipmentYouTube #GolfLife #GolfReview #GolfTips #GolfVideos #GolfVlog #GolfVlogs #GolfYoutube #golfer #golfing #IsNO #joke #TourEdgeGolf #TourEdgeMiniDriver
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I experienced the WORST customer service today at a store in town
I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Friday I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. Got home and found out it didn't work. So I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the store told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrr. I'll NEVER buy another lottery ticket from them again.
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The #performance of #syslog_ng is not a #joke. However, some announcements are safer to be made on April 1st, just to make sure that people think before they expect 7 million EPS from a single syslog-ng instance in #production :-) Well, in a few years...
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RE: https://mstdn.ca/@uesp/116559150649350764
He will willingly give me what?!
Oh... I misread that...
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Furry Patch Notes 1:
- Fixed a bug where Axolotl characters would not act amphibious.
- Raccoon character domestication factor has been changed from 50% to 5%
- Changed the synth's type tag from "Machine" to "Synthetic Life"
- Fixed an issue where a wolf character's howl would crash the game.
- The Dinosaur characters have been re-added.
- Possum characters now have a functioning pouch
- Fox characters now have a slightly bigger intelligence and speed buff, causing them to be more agile and sneaky
- Fixed a shader issue where robotic characters have too much gloss on them.
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Finally, interview an accountant. Worked for the IRS and also corporations, well balanced. They ask, "what is 1+1?"
Accountant gets up, closes the office door, sits back down, leans in, and with a twinkle in their eye asks, "what do you want it to be?"
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I heard this joke long ago, about accountants, but now feels maybe it's about AI agents.
Firm was hiring new person. Call in an engineer. Resume is great, love their experiences, and at the interview's end, ask, "what's 1+1?"
Engineer says, "tests out between 1.99999999 and 2.00000001."
Thank them. Then interview a statistician. Great training and references. They ask "what's 1+1?"
Statistician says, "it's within one standard deviation of 2."
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Talking of amusing comments I wish I had made (and it could be applied to others)
‘David Lammy probably thinks Erudite is a glue.’
Of course we have people such as ‘Cleverly' in Westiminsterwho has been a boon for silly jokes.
I know I am easily pleased and generally pissed off at the moment so the little things that are easy to appreciate satisfy.
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rot13 rot_gag.nfo
install rot13 for your OS
I've always liked playing with rot13
ROT13 is a simple letter substitution cipher that replaces a letter with the 13th letter after it in the Latin alphabet. It is a special case of the Caesar cipher which was developed in ancient Rome, and used by Julius Caesar in the 1st century BC[1] (see timeline of cryptography).
Usage
rot13 filename- Sbe lbhe frphevgl, guvf cbfg unf orra rapelcgrq jvgu EBG-13, gjvpr.
- ZvyvgnelTenqrRapelcgvba
sources:
man rot13(1)
man tr(1)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROT13
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_cryptography
#programming #ROT13 #encryption #fallacy #fun #joke #mathematics
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"Hey, what should I call a package that provides a binary 'foo'?"
> "Usually just 'foo'."
"Oh, of course.""Ok, what do I call a package that provides a library 'foo', or libraries for 'foo'?"
> "Usually 'libfoo'."
"Ah, ok, thanks.""Ok, what about a package that provides a graphical version of 'foo'?"
> "Uhh, we usually name it something like 'gfoo', or 'foo-gtk', 'foo-qt', or 'foo-tk', something like that."
"Ah, of course, of course, thanks.""Ok, so we've got a program called 'qalc', that has GUIs written for qt and gtk."
> "Okay."
"So, I'm going to call the packages 'qalc', 'qalc-gtk', and 'qalc-qt'."
> "No."
"What??"
> "It needs to be 'libqalculate', 'qalculate-gtk', and 'qalculate-qt'."
"WHY!? Why would the package that provides the command-line tool be a 'lib*' package?!?"
> "I said so."
"You know what? You're NUTS, man. I'm going back to Debian."https://archlinux.org/packages/?sort=&q=qalc
https://openports.pl/search?file=qalc&descr=&path=&pkgname=&category=&maintainer=
https://ports.freebsd.org/cgi/ports.cgi?query=qalc&stype=all&sektion=all
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Did you know?
There's actually only a finite amount of souls on earth, so they have to keep reincarnating every now and then to keep the planet populated.
But due to climate change, habitat destruction and hunting by humans there's far less animals than there used to be. At the same time, there's also far more humans than there used to be.
And this is where furries and therians come from.
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First Kimmel, Now ‘the View’: Disney Is Pushing Back Against Trump.
Disney’s first approach to Trump 2.0: Give Donald Trump what he wants. Loading audio narration… Now it’s trying…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #TV #Air #carr #case #Disney+ #Donald #Entertainment #FCC #federalgovernment #filing #firstkimmel #FreeSpeech #joke #Trump #week #WhiteHouse #year
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Here's a story of a lost #joke One of the funniest pieces of spontaneous repartee ever devised and uttered by yours truly. Read on and share my sorrow.
#DEC #DigitalEquipmentCorporation #VAX #VMS #Pun #PlayOnWords
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Here's a story of a lost #joke One of the funniest pieces of spontaneous repartee ever devised and uttered by yours truly. Read on and share my sorrow.
#DEC #DigitalEquipmentCorporation #VAX #VMS #Pun #PlayOnWords
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Here's a story of a lost #joke One of the funniest pieces of spontaneous repartee ever devised and uttered by yours truly. Read on and share my sorrow.
#DEC #DigitalEquipmentCorporation #VAX #VMS #Pun #PlayOnWords
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#film #crime #lol #funny #joke #comedy #humor #death #mystery #comedian #standup #show #actor #law #horror #kids #family #health #healthy #wellness #fight #lifestyle #fitness #scary #travel #danger #safety #police #cops #illegal #camping #scouting #jail #fishing #hiking #hunting #spooky #hotel #sick #arrest #criminal #scouts #weird
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#film #crime #lol #funny #joke #comedy #humor #death #mystery #comedian #standup #show #actor #law #horror #kids #family #health #healthy #wellness #fight #lifestyle #fitness #scary #travel #danger #safety #police #cops #illegal #camping #scouting #jail #fishing #hiking #hunting #spooky #hotel #sick #arrest #criminal #scouts #weird
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#film #crime #lol #funny #joke #comedy #humor #death #mystery #comedian #standup #show #actor #law #horror #kids #family #health #healthy #wellness #fight #lifestyle #fitness #scary #travel #danger #safety #police #cops #illegal #camping #scouting #jail #fishing #hiking #hunting #spooky #hotel #sick #arrest #criminal #scouts #weird
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#film #crime #lol #funny #joke #comedy #humor #death #mystery #comedian #standup #show #actor #law #horror #kids #family #health #healthy #wellness #fight #lifestyle #fitness #scary #travel #danger #safety #police #cops #illegal #camping #scouting #jail #fishing #hiking #hunting #spooky #hotel #sick #arrest #criminal #scouts #weird
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A quotation from Samuel Johnson
Merriment is always the effect of a sudden impression. The jest which is expected is already destroyed.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Essay (1759-05-26), The Idler, No. 58More about this quote: wist.info/johnson-samuel/20598…
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #samueljohnson #expectations #humor #jest #joke #merriment #reaction #surprise
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A quotation from Samuel Johnson
Merriment is always the effect of a sudden impression. The jest which is expected is already destroyed.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Essay (1759-05-26), The Idler, No. 58More about this quote: wist.info/johnson-samuel/20598…
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #samueljohnson #expectations #humor #jest #joke #merriment #reaction #surprise
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A quotation from Samuel Johnson
Merriment is always the effect of a sudden impression. The jest which is expected is already destroyed.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Essay (1759-05-26), The Idler, No. 58More about this quote: wist.info/johnson-samuel/20598…
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #samueljohnson #expectations #humor #jest #joke #merriment #reaction #surprise
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A quotation from Samuel Johnson
Merriment is always the effect of a sudden impression. The jest which is expected is already destroyed.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Essay (1759-05-26), The Idler, No. 58More about this quote: wist.info/johnson-samuel/20598…
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #samueljohnson #expectations #humor #jest #joke #merriment #reaction #surprise
