#dadjoke — Public Fediverse posts

My Dad is Dracula (and an Emerging Topiarist) 🌳 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

Went out for Italian last night and had pasta carburetor—it gave me gas.
#DadJoke

Und was, wenn Ri nicht Party will? Muss Ri trotzdem?
#dadjoke

My Dad is Dracula (and an Old 3.5 Inch Floppy Disk) 💾 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

Your ears are so dirty you could grow potatoes in them.

That would be irritating 😄

#Groan #DadJoke

@Viss @kajer

No I want someone to have the hacker handle "PacketLoss" just so I can introduce them at cons.

#dadJoke #infosec

If you ever are stuck on updating a password because it requires you to add a special character, just end it with &Knuckles.

There is no character more special Knuckles.

#Password #Silly #DadJoke #VideoGames

1978 - Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings released "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to Be Cowboys"
1996 - Paula Cole released "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"

I don't think that's a coincidence...

#Music #DadJoke #Silly

The AI so nice, they named it twice

#DadJoke #AI

I bought a toilet brush last week, but somehow I found using toilet paper better.

#dadJoke

#amazon #aws #jaws #DadJoke #Flachwitz #shitpost

Why do we say "I'm a huge fan of #LLM-generated music" and not "I listen to Slopify"

#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke #ai_music #noAI #artificialIntelligence #genAI #generativeAI #Spotify

A parenting is hard meme. A comic about how I really love my kids left overs, anyone else? And a dad joke about how good I am at sleeping.

#dadjoke #meme #dad #dadlife #funny

Why do we say "gay prison TV series" and not "soap opera"?

#badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes #antiJoke

My Dad is Dracula (and an Unread Pile of Schoolbooks) 📚 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes