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  1. Why did the mechanic eat a fuel injector for dinner?

    Because his doctor told him to stop eating carbs.

    #dadjoke #joke

  2. Why did the mechanic eat a fuel injector for dinner?

    Because his doctor told him to stop eating carbs.

    #dadjoke #joke

  3. Why did the mechanic eat a fuel injector for dinner?

    Because his doctor told him to stop eating carbs.

    #dadjoke #joke

  4. Why did the mechanic eat a fuel injector for dinner?

    Because his doctor told him to stop eating carbs.

    #dadjoke #joke

  5. Why did the mechanic eat a fuel injector for dinner?

    Because his doctor told him to stop eating carbs.

    #dadjoke #joke

  6. Our nation’s farmers work very hard to grow this High Fructose Corn Syrup you better give thanks, Son.
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    #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

  7. My partner and I went birding at Point Pelee National Park last week, saw tons of warblers amongst others, and a woodcock (unsuccessfully) perform his mating display.

    No egrets

    #birding #dadjoke

  8. My partner and I went birding at Point Pelee National Park last week, saw tons of warblers amongst others, and a woodcock (unsuccessfully) perform his mating display.

    No egrets

    #birding #dadjoke

  9. My partner and I went birding at Point Pelee National Park last week, saw tons of warblers amongst others, and a woodcock (unsuccessfully) perform his mating display.

    No egrets

    #birding #dadjoke

  10. My partner and I went birding at Point Pelee National Park last week, saw tons of warblers amongst others, and a woodcock (unsuccessfully) perform his mating display.

    No egrets

    #birding #dadjoke

  11. My partner and I went birding at Point Pelee National Park last week, saw tons of warblers amongst others, and a woodcock (unsuccessfully) perform his mating display.

    No egrets

    #birding #dadjoke

  12. There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
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    #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

  13. There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
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    #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

  14. There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
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    #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

  15. There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
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    #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

  16. There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
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    #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

  17. What do you call it when your overdraft at the bank gets too big? Uh-owe. #dadjokes #dadjoke #joke #jokes

  18. What do you call it when your overdraft at the bank gets too big? Uh-owe. #dadjokes #dadjoke #joke #jokes

  19. What do you call it when your overdraft at the bank gets too big? Uh-owe. #dadjokes #dadjoke #joke #jokes

  20. What do you call it when your overdraft at the bank gets too big? Uh-owe. #dadjokes #dadjoke #joke #jokes

  21. What do you call it when your overdraft at the bank gets too big? Uh-owe. #dadjokes #dadjoke #joke #jokes

  22. I once gave my non-furry friend a fursuit glove as a present...

    It turns out, that's a faux paw.

    (This probably won't translate well between languages, so let me explain: in English, "faux paw" borrows "faux" from French. It is also pronounced almost identically to "faux pas," meaning a critical error in a social situation.)

    #furrypuns #puns #pun #furryhumor #dadjoke #dadjokes

  23. I once gave my non-furry friend a fursuit glove as a present...

    It turns out, that's a faux paw.

    (This probably won't translate well between languages, so let me explain: in English, "faux paw" borrows "faux" from French. It is also pronounced almost identically to "faux pas," meaning a critical error in a social situation.)

    #furrypuns #puns #pun #furryhumor #dadjoke #dadjokes

  24. I once gave my non-furry friend a fursuit glove as a present...

    It turns out, that's a faux paw.

    (This probably won't translate well between languages, so let me explain: in English, "faux paw" borrows "faux" from French. It is also pronounced almost identically to "faux pas," meaning a critical error in a social situation.)

    #furrypuns #puns #pun #furryhumor #dadjoke #dadjokes

  25. I once gave my non-furry friend a fursuit glove as a present...

    It turns out, that's a faux paw.

    (This probably won't translate well between languages, so let me explain: in English, "faux paw" borrows "faux" from French. It is also pronounced almost identically to "faux pas," meaning a critical error in a social situation.)

    #furrypuns #puns #pun #furryhumor #dadjoke #dadjokes

  26. I once gave my non-furry friend a fursuit glove as a present...

    It turns out, that's a faux paw.

    (This probably won't translate well between languages, so let me explain: in English, "faux paw" borrows "faux" from French. It is also pronounced almost identically to "faux pas," meaning a critical error in a social situation.)

    #furrypuns #puns #pun #furryhumor #dadjoke #dadjokes

  27. My Best : In the Old West, the plan of Ickleburg, Arizona to be a “No Horse” town went off without a hitch.