#dadjoke — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #dadjoke, aggregated by home.social.
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My Best #DadJoke: In the Old West, the plan of Ickleburg, Arizona to be a “No Horse” town went off without a hitch.
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In Microsoft's browser, every problem is an Edge case.
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Ich frage mich, ob ich diese ständige Müdigkeit von meinen Eltern geerbt habe.
Ich bin Gähnforscher.
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Warum finden Seeräuber im Hafen häufig nicht das richtige Schiff?
Weil sie das Pier raten.
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Now let's talk about your underwear drawer, Son.
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CW: bad pun | lewd joke
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I had to poo in the bin. I think I might be doing this wrong.
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CW: bad puns | drug mention
Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.
Joint Chief of Stuff
Roaming Stoned
Yes weed can
Highve mind
Grim reefers#badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub
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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free
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No need to compromise, son.
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Give my feet a pull, Son... Oops! There go my dang boots.
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I totally agree that people should not be fishing for ducks but they could have proofread the sign a bit before putting it up... #sign #ducks #dusk #DadJoke #WellIAmADad
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I totally agree that people should not be fishing for ducks but they could have proofread the sign a bit before putting it up... #sign #ducks #dusk #DadJoke #WellIAmADad
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I totally agree that people should not be fishing for ducks but they could have proofread the sign a bit before putting it up... #sign #ducks #dusk #DadJoke #WellIAmADad
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I totally agree that people should not be fishing for ducks but they could have proofread the sign a bit before putting it up... #sign #ducks #dusk #DadJoke #WellIAmADad
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I totally agree that people should not be fishing for ducks but they could have proofread the sign a bit before putting it up... #sign #ducks #dusk #DadJoke #WellIAmADad
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"But why not?" they ask.
"That's the thing that holds the end of the alphabet together" I reply in my most sagely of voices.
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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.
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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.
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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.
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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.
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"Rock bottom is just the *bass* of a mountain." - My husband.
Is the comic or that comment funnier?
(Available on webtoon and tapas.)
#dadjoke #dadjokes #guitar #music #bassguitar #pixelart #comic #comics #sliceoflife #aprilfools #aprilfoolsday #dog #dogs #funny #joke #marriedlife #webtoon #tapas #jokes #humor #humour #lol #rock #rockandroll
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CW: German Humour
- Wieso ist dieser Schwan mittem im Flug einfach abgestürzt?
Das war der Schreinermeister.
- Wie das?
Naja, wo gehobelt wird, da fallen Schwäne...
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My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
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My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
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My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
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My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
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@deutschestechnikmuseum Today I learned that the 1929 Hellschreiber was named for the inventor Rudoph Hell (1901-2002) and not for the place from which Fax spam originates.
#Hellschreiber #GermanInvention #Fax #FaxSpam #RudolphHell #DadJoke
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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?
Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks
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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?
Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks
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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?
Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks
