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I parked in a spot that was reserved for witches.

When I got back there was a warning on my car saying, “You will be toad”.

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You can count on him.

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I wondered how many shoulders vampires have.

I decided to count scapula.

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He won't be pulling the wool over his eyes.

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I’m reading a horror book in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.

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🌊😂 My beach cleanup career washed out—couldn’t tide over my struggles. #DadJokes #Pun #FamilyFun

There are two simple words that will open a lot of doors in your life…
Push and Pull

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI".

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