#dadjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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CW: bad pun | lewd joke
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CW: bad puns | drug mention
Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.
Joint Chief of Stuff
Roaming Stoned
Yes weed can
Highve mind
Grim reefers#badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Greetings. Expect a lot of Star Trek talk, F1 ramblings, and LFC results. I am also trying to keep up with the latest gaming news without the usual corporate fluff. Friendly banter and dad jokes are very much welcome, the worse the joke, the better!
Live long and prosper🖖🏼
#Introduction #StarTrek #F1 #LFC #LiverpoolFC #Gaming #PCGaming #Linux #ROGAllyX #DadJokes #YNWA
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The army’s enlisted men helped build this fence
Specifically, Private Fishing and Private Property.
#dadJokeWithPhoto #dadJokes #PrivateFishing #PrivateProperty -
"Rock bottom is just the *bass* of a mountain." - My husband.
Is the comic or that comment funnier?
(Available on webtoon and tapas.)
#dadjoke #dadjokes #guitar #music #bassguitar #pixelart #comic #comics #sliceoflife #aprilfools #aprilfoolsday #dog #dogs #funny #joke #marriedlife #webtoon #tapas #jokes #humor #humour #lol #rock #rockandroll
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Okay, that was a good one.
Noel: "I don't like giants. I'm afraid of them."
Sandi: "That's fee-fie-phobia."
Heh.
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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?
Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks
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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?
Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks
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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?
Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks
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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?
Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks
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Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?
Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #badpuns #puns #terriblepuns #dadpuns #sheep #sheepjokes #fleas #ticks
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I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
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📅 February, 17th
🥬 NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY 🇺🇸
───────────────#nationalcabbageday #cabbage #hootintootintuesday #hootintootintuesday #FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday
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Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
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Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
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Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
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Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
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Yesterday was One Liners Day but we aren't going to let some technical difficulties stop us from bringing the puns showcased by our commedia dell'arte fools!
#CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Pennsic #PennsicWar #SocietyForCreativeAnachronism #SCA #MySCA #OneLiners #Puns #Jokes #DadJokes
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@willi ok. Nächster Abschnitt Tiere / Hashtags auf Englisch
#Caturday - Samstags schöne Bilder von Katzen (oder auch sonst)
#CatsWithJobs Katzen an der Arbeit
#DogsOfMastodon Hunde, Hunde, Hunde
#Asstodon für Photos von Eseln
#Corvid Krähen Content (oder Raben?)
#Ants Ameisen
#ThickTrunkThursday für Fotos von dicken Baumstämmen
#BloomScrolling liefert hübsche Blumen
#DadJokes für die entsprechenden Witze (auf Englisch)
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Watch Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson try to top each other's dad jokes with wholesome perfection
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/hugh-jackman-kate-hudson-dad-jokes
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Watch Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson try to top each other's dad jokes with wholesome perfection
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/hugh-jackman-kate-hudson-dad-jokes
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Watch Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson try to top each other's dad jokes with wholesome perfection
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/hugh-jackman-kate-hudson-dad-jokes
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Watch Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson try to top each other's dad jokes with wholesome perfection
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/hugh-jackman-kate-hudson-dad-jokes
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Dad shares the hilarious conversations he has with 5-year-old daughter and folks are cracking up
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/funny-things-kids-say-ex1
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Dumbledore and his pet bird went into a restaurant.
He ordered a steak and ale pie and 3 live mice.
The pie was for him.
The mice were the order of the phoenix.
