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  1. What do you call it when you're dashing round looking for a container to put flowers in?

    Evasive manoeuvres

    #pun #badjokes

  2. What do you call it when you're dashing round looking for a container to put flowers in?

    Evasive manoeuvres

    #pun #badjokes

  3. CW: Boring electronics! schematics

    @ai6yr

    Spent too long looking for the Door Falls Off Resistor

    Then I realized a Boeing doesn't have anything that resists doors falling off

    Then I realized I misread Boring 😆

    #BadJokes

  4. CW: Boring electronics! schematics

    @ai6yr

    Spent too long looking for the Door Falls Off Resistor

    Then I realized a Boeing doesn't have anything that resists doors falling off

    Then I realized I misread Boring 😆

    #BadJokes

  5. LOL, sorry, can't find one night stand on Craiglist, you can only have 2, plus two lamps. 🤪 #badjokes

  6. LOL, sorry, can't find one night stand on Craiglist, you can only have 2, plus two lamps. 🤪 #badjokes

  7. OH: I'm doing the 3-2-1 rule. I've three drives in this NAS, two in the other one, and one drive in the cloud.

    #OH #BadJokes