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#DadJokes in their natural habitat
#DadJoke #BadJoke #BadJokes.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

#DadJokes in their natural habitat
#DadJoke #BadJoke #BadJokes.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

#DadJokes in their natural habitat
#DadJoke #BadJoke #BadJokes.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

#DadJokes in their natural habitat
#DadJoke #BadJoke #BadJokes.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

OH: I'm doing the 3-2-1 rule. I've three drives in this NAS, two in the other one, and one drive in the cloud.

#OH #BadJokes

@lirantal willy since it has been freed

#badjokes

So Werner Heisenberg is driving down the highway when he's pulled over.

The cop says "Mr. Heisenberg, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg says "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

#Joke #BadJokes

Good morning and happy Thursday!

It's Throwback Thursday, so here's an older science joke.

Neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

What?

I like that joke.

#Joke #BadJokes #Thursday #GoodMorning #TBT #ThrowbackThursday #Silly

The US secretary of defense and the director of the FBI go into a bar..... oh wait that happens every day..

#BadJokes #LiquorCabinet

The US secretary of defense and the director of the FBI go into a bar..... oh wait that happens every day..

#BadJokes #LiquorCabinet

The US secretary of defense and the director of the FBI go into a bar..... oh wait that happens every day..

#BadJokes #LiquorCabinet

The US secretary of defense and the director of the FBI go into a bar..... oh wait that happens every day..

#BadJokes #LiquorCabinet

The US secretary of defense and the director of the FBI go into a bar..... oh wait that happens every day..

#BadJokes #LiquorCabinet

Unhinged Monster Puppet with STINKY BREATH Tells Worst Joke Ever 😂 | Weird Puppet Comedy

🎭 Celebrating 25+ years of puppet comedy!

Support indie puppet artist Erica Crooks 👇
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#puppeteer #ericacrooks #sketchcomedy #puppets #puppet #puppetry #puppetcomedy #puppetshow #weirdcomedy #badjokes #slapstick #cartoonviolence

Unhinged Monster Puppet with STINKY BREATH Tells Worst Joke Ever 😂 | Weird Puppet Comedy

🎭 Celebrating 25+ years of puppet comedy!

Support indie puppet artist Erica Crooks 👇
🔗 https://linktr.ee/officialericcrooks
(Socials | Patreon | Shop Merch)

#puppeteer #ericacrooks #sketchcomedy #puppets #puppet #puppetry #puppetcomedy #puppetshow #weirdcomedy #badjokes #slapstick #cartoonviolence

Unhinged Monster Puppet with STINKY BREATH Tells Worst Joke Ever 😂 | Weird Puppet Comedy

🎭 Celebrating 25+ years of puppet comedy!

Support indie puppet artist Erica Crooks 👇
🔗 https://linktr.ee/officialericcrooks
(Socials | Patreon | Shop Merch)

#puppeteer #ericacrooks #sketchcomedy #puppets #puppet #puppetry #puppetcomedy #puppetshow #weirdcomedy #badjokes #slapstick #cartoonviolence

Chortle
#BadJokes #Saigon #HCMCity

Me, just before reaching my floor: Elevator Lady, what’s your favorite activity on a first date?

Elevator Lady (melodiously) Going down.

#badjokes

Euler? I hardly know her!

#badJokes #shortJokes #mathJokes #groaners

eggrolls? Obviously.

#badJokes #shortJokes #groaners

A "Let's see if this gets me blocked" thought of the Day:

Why is Mario bigger than Thunderbirds?

Mario has an entire Super Mario World, but Thunderbirds only have a Super Mario Nation.

#Thunderbirds #Gaming #BadJokes

#TFPeople #Religion #Deportation #FakeChristians #BadJokes

Knock knock--
Who's there?--
It's Jesus--
Jesus?? Show me yoyur papers! Call ICE right away!

@HopelessDemigod Just completed a FT8 QSO with French Guiana on 17 meters. I wonder if they are good GUI developers. #AmateurRadio #BadJokes

Oh, you are fascinated? What are you now, fascinist‽

#badjokes #wordplay

What cracked me up today:
"My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center."

#jokes #badjokes #humour

Ich werde ja nie verstehen, wie man die Einmalige Chance nicht nutzen konnte und das neue „Bundesministerium für Digitales und Staatsmodernisierung“ nicht offiziell mit BDSM abgekürzt hat.

#bmds #cyberministerium #badjokes #lewd

Was just reminded of a Kenny Everett Video Show skit where someone turns up to their mate’s and within the conversation says

‘Woke up this morning, and it looked good out, so I left it out’ 😂

#badJokes
#iAmOld

Which then reminds me of another skit where people are in space and a bloke says of a voluptuous girl - ‘not sure if she’s outside that space suit trying to get in, or inside it, trying to get out.’

I loved Kenny. RIP

Was just reminded of a Kenny Everett Video Show skit where someone turns up to their mate’s and within the conversation says

‘Woke up this morning, and it looked good out, so I left it out’ 😂

#badJokes
#iAmOld

Which then reminds me of another skit where people are in space and a bloke says of a voluptuous girl - ‘not sure if she’s outside that space suit trying to get in, or inside it, trying to get out.’

I loved Kenny. RIP

LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises

https://danfabulich.medium.com/llms-tell-bad-jokes-because-they-avoid-surprises-7f111aac4f96

#HackerNews #LLMs #BadJokes #Humor #AI #Surprises #Technology

Music

When ya get older music ya used to listen to while partying... Becomes chill music for daily activities! It just hits different!

I'm not old though! Haha!
#avali #furry #joke #vrchat #vrcfurry #music #badjokes #dadjoke

"Seville" by Luiz Bonfá sounds like a sample I used to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPsYRy9HHsc&ab_channel=LuizBonf%C3%A1-Topic

#music #badjokes #gotya?

I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.

#TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor #BadJokes

What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.

#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes

What's a computer's favorite dance?
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The Algo-rhythm.

#BadJokes #CodingHumor #TechComedy

A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert
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He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".

#BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Writing TODO comments in your code
...
..
.
just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Writing TODO comments in your code
...
..
.
just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Writing TODO comments in your code
...
..
.
just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Writing TODO comments in your code
...
..
.
just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
...
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
...
..
.
where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
...
..
.
where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor