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OH: I'm doing the 3-2-1 rule. I've three drives in this NAS, two in the other one, and one drive in the cloud.

#OH #BadJokes

Chortle
#BadJokes #Saigon #HCMCity

Euler? I hardly know her!

#badJokes #shortJokes #mathJokes #groaners

eggrolls? Obviously.

#badJokes #shortJokes #groaners

A "Let's see if this gets me blocked" thought of the Day:

Why is Mario bigger than Thunderbirds?

Mario has an entire Super Mario World, but Thunderbirds only have a Super Mario Nation.

#Thunderbirds #Gaming #BadJokes

#TFPeople #Religion #Deportation #FakeChristians #BadJokes

Knock knock--
Who's there?--
It's Jesus--
Jesus?? Show me yoyur papers! Call ICE right away!

LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises

https://danfabulich.medium.com/llms-tell-bad-jokes-because-they-avoid-surprises-7f111aac4f96

#HackerNews #LLMs #BadJokes #Humor #AI #Surprises #Technology

"Seville" by Luiz Bonfá sounds like a sample I used to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPsYRy9HHsc&ab_channel=LuizBonf%C3%A1-Topic

#music #badjokes #gotya?

I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.

#TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor #BadJokes

What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.

#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes

What's a computer's favorite dance?
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The Algo-rhythm.

#BadJokes #CodingHumor #TechComedy

A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert
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He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".

#BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to.

#BadJokes #TechComedy #DevJokes

How do trees access the internet?
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They log in.

#ProgrammingJokes #TechComedy #BadJokes

(Q): Why does snow melt
Only where the angles meet?
(A): Ninety degrees

#Haiku #OneHaikuADay #WritersCollective #writingcommunity #BackToHaiku #Snow #March #Melt #Thaw #Angles #90Degrees #RightAngles #Puns #DadJokes #BadJokes

March 4, 2025

(Q): Why does snow melt
Only where the angles meet?
(A): Ninety degrees

#Haiku #OneHaikuADay #WritersCollective #writingcommunity #BackToHaiku #Snow #March #Melt #Thaw #Angles #90Degrees #RightAngles #Puns #DadJokes #BadJokes

March 4, 2025

(Q): Why does snow melt
Only where the angles meet?
(A): Ninety degrees

#Haiku #OneHaikuADay #WritersCollective #writingcommunity #BackToHaiku #Snow #March #Melt #Thaw #Angles #90Degrees #RightAngles #Puns #DadJokes #BadJokes

March 4, 2025

(Q): Why does snow melt
Only where the angles meet?
(A): Ninety degrees

#Haiku #OneHaikuADay #WritersCollective #writingcommunity #BackToHaiku #Snow #March #Melt #Thaw #Angles #90Degrees #RightAngles #Puns #DadJokes #BadJokes

March 4, 2025

Why do Pythonists hate whitespace?
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It makes their code snakey.

#ProgrammerJokes #DeveloperHumor #BadJokes

What's a programmer's favorite musical note?
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C#.

#GeekHumor #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Why was the developer broke?
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He used up all his cache.

#TechComedy #DevHumor #BadJokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?
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A hobbyte.

#BadJokes #TechFun #NerdHumor

If two #fungi experts fall in #love suddenly, is that a sporeatic love affair, or a match made in #hyphae?

#BadJokes #DadJokes #Biology #joke

Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
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They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.

#DeveloperJokes #BadJokes #TechComedy

Why couldn’t the computer remove its hat?
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BECAUSE IT HAD CAPSLOCK ON.

#DevJokes #BadJokes #TechComedy

My computer said my password is insecure.
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If it didn't have such strict requirements I bet it would be more confident.

#BadJokes #ProgrammingHumor #ProgrammingJokes

Why did the OOP programmer get kicked out of school?
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Because he kept breaking the class rules.

#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world
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Those who know binary and those who don't.

#DevJokes #CodingHumor #BadJokes

Why wasn’t the programmer hungry after skipping lunch?
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Because they're a full snack developer!

#DevJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Achilleus: "Can't outrace a tortoise," huh? Well, tough guy, why don't you come over HERE and say that?

Zeno of Elea: ... 🤗 🤓

#zeno #achilles #infiniteSeries #badJokes

Why are programmers bad at saving money?
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They burn through their cache.

#BadJokes #TechLaughts #GeekHumor

Why was the composed object struggling financially?
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He had lost all of his inheritance.

#DeveloperJokes #TechLaughts #BadJokes

What's a hacker's favorite season?
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Phishing season.

#NerdHumor #BadJokes #DevJokes

What's the second best career path for a tech-savvy spider?
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Building multi-threaded applications.

#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes

A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".

#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#TechLaughts #BadJokes #ProgrammingJokes

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes

What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.

#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #BadJokes

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman

I'll leave you with that.
#badjokes #sciencejokes

To celebrate the 20th year since #Akon's Locked Up came out, let me share when Akon got his name: A type from an early 1800s Akron Ohio map!! 😂

#badjokes #ohiojokes

All kidding aside, Locked Up is a great fucking track that I still listen to from time to time...

#rapstodon

https://punnyfunny.com/bad-jokes-and-puns

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! 😂🚲

#BadJokes #Puns #DadJokes #LameHumor #Comedy #FunnyBone #LOL #Jokester #SillyLaughs #LaughOutLoud"

https://punnyfunny.com/bad-jokes-and-puns

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! 😂🚲

#BadJokes #Puns #DadJokes #LameHumor #Comedy #FunnyBone #LOL #Jokester #SillyLaughs #LaughOutLoud"

https://punnyfunny.com/bad-jokes-and-puns

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! 😂🚲

#BadJokes #Puns #DadJokes #LameHumor #Comedy #FunnyBone #LOL #Jokester #SillyLaughs #LaughOutLoud"

https://punnyfunny.com/bad-jokes-and-puns

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! 😂🚲

#BadJokes #Puns #DadJokes #LameHumor #Comedy #FunnyBone #LOL #Jokester #SillyLaughs #LaughOutLoud"

https://punnypeak.com/short-puns/ "
" Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! #shortjokes #puns #dadjokes #badjokes #funny #humor #comedy #bikesarelife #lmao #laughter