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  1. Vanilla JavaScript => #JavaScript written by hand without frameworks/huge libraries

    Willi-Nilly JavaScript => #LLM-generated JavaScript slop

    #Pun #Puns

  2. Vanilla JavaScript => #JavaScript written by hand without frameworks/huge libraries

    Willi-Nilly JavaScript => #LLM-generated JavaScript slop

    #Pun #Puns

  3. Vanilla JavaScript => #JavaScript written by hand without frameworks/huge libraries

    Willi-Nilly JavaScript => #LLM-generated JavaScript slop

    #Pun #Puns

  4. Vanilla JavaScript => #JavaScript written by hand without frameworks/huge libraries

    Willi-Nilly JavaScript => #LLM-generated JavaScript slop

    #Pun #Puns

  5. Does a spinal surgeon buy parts from the lumbar yard? #pun #dadjokes

  6. CW: What is a pigeon’s favorite pasta?

    Couscous!
    #pun

  7. See: tiny serve of clotted cream
    Say: that's barely a platelet!

    Going to be chasing that high for the rest of the year.

    #pun #funny #witty repartee

  8. CW: how do you call a monk on a plane?

    an air-friar

    #pun

  9. A local #plumber's tag line: “In our business, a flush beats a full house”

    #advertising #brand #pun

  10. Here's a story of a lost #joke One of the funniest pieces of spontaneous repartee ever devised and uttered by yours truly. Read on and share my sorrow.

    #DEC #DigitalEquipmentCorporation #VAX #VMS #Pun #PlayOnWords

    (ETA hashtags)

    /1

  11. Here's a story of a lost #joke One of the funniest pieces of spontaneous repartee ever devised and uttered by yours truly. Read on and share my sorrow.

    #DEC #DigitalEquipmentCorporation #VAX #VMS #Pun #PlayOnWords

    (ETA hashtags)

    /1

  12. Here's a story of a lost #joke One of the funniest pieces of spontaneous repartee ever devised and uttered by yours truly. Read on and share my sorrow.

    #DEC #DigitalEquipmentCorporation #VAX #VMS #Pun #PlayOnWords

    (ETA hashtags)

    /1

  13. People should have brought their Wu-Wu-Zelas today.

    #snooker #pun

  14. "But why not?" they ask.

    "That's the thing that holds the end of the alphabet together" I reply in my most sagely of voices.

    #dadjoke #pun #monday #pappavits

  15. Why do people dislike Africa's most diverse viper genus? Because they Bitis

    #pun #biodiversity #joke #biology

  16. CW: How does a German military drone startup greet a swede?
  17. It's another one because they are always 'robin' my attention...(sorry!).

    This one was taken on a recent walk; I was sat on a low wall when the robin landed nearby and hopped along towards me. It seemed quite content by my presence and I with its.

    #robin #bird #birds #pun #wild #wildlife #birdsofmastodon #nature #natur #naturephotography #photo #photography #wildlifephotography #joke

  18. CW: Where and how do software engineers in Frankfurt discard broken code?

    They push it into Main.

    #frankfurt #main #pun

  19. CW: Quelle est la chanson anglaise qui représente le moins Cafou ?

    @cafou
    Akène get no satisfaction
    #ironeme #pun

  20. Beware the IDEs of March. Especially those with an extension model. Or built with Electron.

    #ides #IdesOfMarch #vscode #pun

  21. Beware the IDEs of March. Especially those with an extension model. Or built with Electron.

    #ides #IdesOfMarch #vscode #pun

  22. Beware the IDEs of March. Especially those with an extension model. Or built with Electron.

    #ides #IdesOfMarch #vscode #pun