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  1. What kind of plane would Magnus Carlsen fly?
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    A Chessna!
    #pun

  2. What kind of plane would Magnus Carlsen fly?
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    A Chessna!
    #pun

  3. What kind of plane would Magnus Carlsen fly?
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    A Chessna!
    #pun

  4. What kind of plane would Magnus Carlsen fly?
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    A Chessna!
    #pun

  5. CW: Poem, Pun, Lose Head Not Noms

    Deca Pita Ted
    August 18, 2026

    Deca Pita Ted
    hasn’t any head
    but he’s fully fed
    ten yums of good bread

    he jams ‘em with no muss
    down lantern hole and thus
    he doesn’t answer us
    he doesn’t cause a fuss

    * * *

    #poem #poetry #writing #pun

    * * *

    Sometimes I wake up vaguely normal. Today was not that day.

  6. CW: Poem, Pun, Lose Head Not Noms

    Deca Pita Ted
    August 18, 2026

    Deca Pita Ted
    hasn’t any head
    but he’s fully fed
    ten yums of good bread

    he jams ‘em with no muss
    down lantern hole and thus
    he doesn’t answer us
    he doesn’t cause a fuss

    * * *

    #poem #poetry #writing #pun

    * * *

    Sometimes I wake up vaguely normal. Today was not that day.

  7. CW: Poem, Pun, Lose Head Not Noms

    Deca Pita Ted
    August 18, 2026

    Deca Pita Ted
    hasn’t any head
    but he’s fully fed
    ten yums of good bread

    he jams ‘em with no muss
    down lantern hole and thus
    he doesn’t answer us
    he doesn’t cause a fuss

    * * *

    #poem #poetry #writing #pun

    * * *

    Sometimes I wake up vaguely normal. Today was not that day.

  8. CW: Poem, Pun, Lose Head Not Noms

    Deca Pita Ted
    August 18, 2026

    Deca Pita Ted
    hasn’t any head
    but he’s fully fed
    ten yums of good bread

    he jams ‘em with no muss
    down lantern hole and thus
    he doesn’t answer us
    he doesn’t cause a fuss

    * * *

    #poem #poetry #writing #pun

    * * *

    Sometimes I wake up vaguely normal. Today was not that day.

  9. CW: Why do artists paint to relax?

    It's where they feel most at easel… #pun

  10. It's August 16 which means Capitano Testosteroné has a Joke of the Day for National Tell A Joke Day.... at least... if he can remember it?...

    #CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Comedy #Mask #Joke #DadJoke #DadJokeOfTheDay #Pun

  11. It's August 16 which means Capitano Testosteroné has a Joke of the Day for National Tell A Joke Day.... at least... if he can remember it?...

    #CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Comedy #Mask #Joke #DadJoke #DadJokeOfTheDay #Pun

  12. It's August 16 which means Capitano Testosteroné has a Joke of the Day for National Tell A Joke Day.... at least... if he can remember it?...

    #CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Comedy #Mask #Joke #DadJoke #DadJokeOfTheDay #Pun

  13. It's August 16 which means Capitano Testosteroné has a Joke of the Day for National Tell A Joke Day.... at least... if he can remember it?...

    #CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Comedy #Mask #Joke #DadJoke #DadJokeOfTheDay #Pun

  14. It's August 16 which means Capitano Testosteroné has a Joke of the Day for National Tell A Joke Day.... at least... if he can remember it?...

    #CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Comedy #Mask #Joke #DadJoke #DadJokeOfTheDay #Pun

  15. Every year around this time I keep hoping for some gold to blow my way.
    Alas, Au-gust is not living up to its name. :(

    #FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #august #gold

  16. Every year around this time I keep hoping for some gold to blow my way.
    Alas, Au-gust is not living up to its name. :(

    #FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #august #gold

  17. Every year around this time I keep hoping for some gold to blow my way.
    Alas, Au-gust is not living up to its name. :(

    #FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #august #gold

  18. Every year around this time I keep hoping for some gold to blow my way.
    Alas, Au-gust is not living up to its name. :(

    #FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #august #gold

  19. Every year around this time I keep hoping for some gold to blow my way.
    Alas, Au-gust is not living up to its name. :(

    #FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #august #gold

  20. I organized my garage today. Now I’m basking in a glow of dignity and shelf-respect. #pun

  21. I organized my garage today. Now I’m basking in a glow of dignity and shelf-respect. #pun

  22. I organized my garage today. Now I’m basking in a glow of dignity and shelf-respect. #pun

  23. I organized my garage today. Now I’m basking in a glow of dignity and shelf-respect. #pun

  24. I organized my garage today. Now I’m basking in a glow of dignity and shelf-respect. #pun

  25. In order to Windows you have to lose DOS… #pun

  26. What do you call it when you're dashing round looking for a container to put flowers in?

    Evasive manoeuvres

    #pun #badjokes

  27. What do you call it when you're dashing round looking for a container to put flowers in?

    Evasive manoeuvres

    #pun #badjokes

  28. What do you call it when you're dashing round looking for a container to put flowers in?

    Evasive manoeuvres

    #pun #badjokes

  29. What do you call it when you're dashing round looking for a container to put flowers in?

    Evasive manoeuvres

    #pun #badjokes

  30. What do you call it when you're dashing round looking for a container to put flowers in?

    Evasive manoeuvres

    #pun #badjokes

  31. 😂🚢 Curious why a cruise ship is so expensive? Watch this dad joke and find out! #DadJokes #Comedy #Pun

  32. Just back from the cinema. The movie was nearly three hours long. That was quite an ... Odyssey 😎

    SCNR

    #pun #odyssey #cinema

  33. Just back from the cinema. The movie was nearly three hours long. That was quite an ... Odyssey 😎

    SCNR

    #pun #odyssey #cinema

  34. Just back from the cinema. The movie was nearly three hours long. That was quite an ... Odyssey 😎

    SCNR

    #pun #odyssey #cinema

  35. Just back from the cinema. The movie was nearly three hours long. That was quite an ... Odyssey 😎

    SCNR

    #pun #odyssey #cinema

  36. Just back from the cinema. The movie was nearly three hours long. That was quite an ... Odyssey 😎

    SCNR

    #pun #odyssey #cinema

  37. my friend told me she had to fight a guy in pathfinder: wrath of the righteous and he had 41 AC so combat was like "miss miss miss miss miss" and i said "that's gender affirming combat"

    #pun #shitpost #trans

  38. my friend told me she had to fight a guy in pathfinder: wrath of the righteous and he had 41 AC so combat was like "miss miss miss miss miss" and i said "that's gender affirming combat"

    #pun #shitpost #trans

  39. my friend told me she had to fight a guy in pathfinder: wrath of the righteous and he had 41 AC so combat was like "miss miss miss miss miss" and i said "that's gender affirming combat"

    #pun #shitpost #trans

  40. my friend told me she had to fight a guy in pathfinder: wrath of the righteous and he had 41 AC so combat was like "miss miss miss miss miss" and i said "that's gender affirming combat"

    #pun #shitpost #trans

  41. my friend told me she had to fight a guy in pathfinder: wrath of the righteous and he had 41 AC so combat was like "miss miss miss miss miss" and i said "that's gender affirming combat"

    #pun #shitpost #trans