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  1. i am secret and full of countless untold mysteries ( i am upset because you didn't let me have another muffin but i'm not going to tell you )

    #shitpost

  2. They're sending our lads to old man yaoi camps where they get prepared to age into old men so that they can get into relationships with other old men and become old man yaoi

    #shitpost

  3. you can thicken your rice with mashed potato flakes

    #shitpost

  4. you can thicken your rice with mashed potato flakes

    #shitpost

  5. TIL:
    Wenn ich Beschleunigungspedal, Eco-Taste, Warnblinker-Taste und Lichthupe gleichzeitig betätige, während über Bluetooth knightrider.mp3 abgespielt wird, bekomme ich bei meinem Seat root-Zugriff.

    #shitpost #eauto

  6. Was macht die Ente auf der Firewall?

    NAK
    NAK
    NAK

    #shitpost

  7. S-Should I be playing more dodgeball? Is this what it's like in real life? :neocat_flush:

    #Anime #ShitPost

  8. S-Should I be playing more dodgeball? Is this what it's like in real life? :neocat_flush:

    #Anime #ShitPost

  9. Aa a Small Feline Model, I can't do a lot of things.
    But I can meow and purr and be cute and cause mayhem.

    #shitpost

  10. I am starting to believe this show is just trying to be overtly horny. :neocat_shocked:

    #Anime #ShitPost

  11. I am starting to believe this show is just trying to be overtly horny. :neocat_shocked:

    #Anime #ShitPost

  12. A friend sent this to me, and I appreciate the careful and attentive assessment of dinosaur-based intelligence and safety.

    taylor.town/leaving-openai

    #shitpost #AI #dinosaur

  13. A friend sent this to me, and I appreciate the careful and attentive assessment of dinosaur-based intelligence and safety.

    taylor.town/leaving-openai

    #shitpost #AI #dinosaur

  14. "Schatz, an der Tür stehen Leute von Hewlett Packard und wollen was verkaufen."

    "Ah, eine Druckerkolonne."

    #Shitpost
    #EinBuchstabedaneben

  15. "Schatz, an der Tür stehen Leute von Hewlett Packard und wollen was verkaufen."

    "Ah, eine Druckerkolonne."

    #Shitpost
    #EinBuchstabedaneben

  16. CW: Shitpost (dog), tongue-in-cheek drug reference

    Mired: Maned wolf

    Tired: Leggy

    Inspired: Pot dog

    #shitpost #ManedWolf

  17. CW: Shitpost (dog), tongue-in-cheek drug reference

    Mired: Maned wolf

    Tired: Leggy

    Inspired: Pot dog

    #shitpost #ManedWolf

  18. I assume this sounded better in the original Chinese.
    #AI #LLM #shitpost

  19. I assume this sounded better in the original Chinese.
    #AI #LLM #shitpost

  20. "Mir ist der österreichische Quark und das Gänsefett runtergefallen."

    "Da sind wohl Topfen und Schmalz verloren."

    #Shitpost

  21. "Mir ist der österreichische Quark und das Gänsefett runtergefallen."

    "Da sind wohl Topfen und Schmalz verloren."

    #Shitpost

  22. why the fuck are y'all consuming porn why can't you just jerk off to it like regular people

    #shitpost #nsfw

  23. I have the full confidence of the caucus after my second vote of confidence just to double check confidence.
    Might go for triple confidence later.
    #NZPol #shitpost

  24. I've got a really awesome caucus that fully supports me, but you wouldn't know them. They go to a different school.

    #NZPol #shitpost

  25. Yass girl, enforce that glass ceiling!

    (brilliant headline, actually)

    #NZPol #shitpost #feminism