#puns — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #puns, aggregated by home.social.
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Man killed by Camellia sinensis; it was an unfortunate casual-tea.
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Jetzt ist die Jahreszeit für Schultüten, und von den #FediEltern Schultröten
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Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: can you hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.
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CW: Pun: what do you get when you feed raw fish to Norwegian sheep?
sau-shi
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Sometimes I feel my actions are controlled by an invisible grasshopper, but my shrink think I am just struggling with the Locust of Control.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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If an AI plays James Bond but doesn't tell anyone it's an AI is it...
....a secret agent?
(sorry)
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Every year around this time I keep hoping for some gold to blow my way.
Alas, Au-gust is not living up to its name. :( -
#MastoPrompt tarnation #Vss366 saber
The pawn broker handed his apprentice a #saber thickly encrusted with verdigris. “What do you think this is worth?”
“Given the #tarnation, I would guess very little.”
The master cuffed the apprentice. “Wrong in so many ways!”
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Ah, yes, because what the internet desperately needed was a 9-minute dive into the riveting world of boat names. ⚓️ Ever wonder what happens when you combine Tolkien's Middle-earth with a midlife crisis and too much disposable income? Well, this list of 50,000 #puns and dad jokes is your answer. 🙄
https://www.beautifulpublicdata.com/boat-names/ #boatnames #Tolkien #dadjokes #midlifecrisis #HackerNews #ngated -
In the Persona series, the Velvet Room is an extradimensional space which the protagonist visits to perform tasks essential to their journey, such as the fusion of captured spirits into more powerful forms, the acquisition of hints, and occasionally other more esoteric mechanisms. It is always depicted as somewhere between, such as an endlessly-ascending elevator, a lounge with a piano and blue curtains, or even the character select screen.
In Persona 4, it appears as a long, moving automobile with a bar set up inside, which of course makes it a limo-nal space.
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Crow and Ghost
Have an argument6-Link #Rengay
Paul David Mena @extraspecialbitter
Nara Moore @NaraMoore#Poetry #詩 #NMPoetry #
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CW: Pun: what do you call a bag for river herrings?
A shad-chel.
#FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #PunDay #SundayPun #shad #satchel
