#badjoke — Public Fediverse posts

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Fabirucho/116990407310282656

Why do we say "gay village" and not "fruity streets"?

#dadJoke #badJoke #badPun #antiJoke

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Fabirucho/116990407310282656

Why do we say "gay village" and not "fruity streets"?

#dadJoke #badJoke #badPun #antiJoke

Warum sagt man "KI-gesteuerter chirurgischer Eingriff" und nicht LLM-OP¹"?

¹ muss man laut vorlesen, um es herauszuhören

#badJoke #dadJoke #badPun #antiJoke #KI #AI #künstlicheIIntelligenz #kuenstlicheIntelligenz #artificialIntelligence #LLM #Flachwitz

Warum sagt man "KI-gesteuerter chirurgischer Eingriff" und nicht LLM-OP¹"?

¹ muss man laut vorlesen, um es herauszuhören

#badJoke #dadJoke #badPun #antiJoke #KI #AI #künstlicheIIntelligenz #kuenstlicheIntelligenz #artificialIntelligence #LLM #Flachwitz

@mike If I'd get a 1 CHF every time a technology explodes in my face, I would be much frank very soon. 🥁 #BadJoke #CurrencyJoke

@mike If I'd get a 1 CHF every time a technology explodes in my face, I would be much frank very soon. 🥁 #BadJoke #CurrencyJoke

The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…

Either the object is, or is not unique.

Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!

Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A
Unique up on it!!

#DadJoke #BadJoke

The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…

Either the object is, or is not unique.

Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!

Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A
Unique up on it!!

#DadJoke #BadJoke

So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁

#badJoke #bigPun #vegetarian #heavyMetal #thrashMetal

So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁

#badJoke #bigPun #vegetarian #heavyMetal #thrashMetal

When I grow up I want to be a #spooky #movie host (like #Elvira etc). My stage name could be "Monsieur Franc Le Terrifiant"

#horror #badjoke #gothic #goodLifeGoals

When I grow up I want to be a #spooky #movie host (like #Elvira etc). My stage name could be "Monsieur Franc Le Terrifiant"

#horror #badjoke #gothic #goodLifeGoals

@UncleDuke1969 The only thing having fun is the door handle. It shakes everyone’s hand.

#BadJoke

What’s a physicist’s favorite dish? A Marie Curry.

I’m here all week!

#badJoke

What’s a physicist’s favorite dish? A Marie Curry.

I’m here all week!

#badJoke

If one of your legs is called right leg 🦵 then what is your other leg called?
Answer: The wrong leg.
#joke #badjoke ##jokeoftheday.

Imagine if Onyx & #BiohazardNYHC were from Bikini Bottom rather than #NY. "Now everyone wanna say I'm briny".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ELNLWjICY

#spongebob #hardcorePunk #hiphop #badjoke #bigpun

#DadJokes in their natural habitat
#DadJoke #BadJoke #BadJokes.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

#DadJokes in their natural habitat
#DadJoke #BadJoke #BadJokes.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.

#badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke

What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

Where can you go to find what you need?
You go to a search engine.
#badjoke #humour #joke

Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.

Rude.

I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.

#joke #badjoke

Box and whisker plot: when a dog and mouse plan to take over the world.

#science #pinkyandthebrain #joke #badjoke #bigpun

Meet #VladTheImpala.

#meme #badjoke

Geology: study of rocks
Geeology: study of mild surpise
#BadJoke #AbsolutelyTerrible #IllSeeMyselfOut

RE: https://mamot.fr/@vstinner/116206047308042523

Good news! Python is getting frozen snake dicks!

#CodingHumor #BadJoke #NotSorry