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The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…

Either the object is, or is not unique.

Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!

Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A
Unique up on it!!

#DadJoke #BadJoke

The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…

Either the object is, or is not unique.

Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!

Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A
Unique up on it!!

#DadJoke #BadJoke

So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁

#badJoke #bigPun #vegetarian #heavyMetal #thrashMetal

So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁

#badJoke #bigPun #vegetarian #heavyMetal #thrashMetal

When I grow up I want to be a #spooky #movie host (like #Elvira etc). My stage name could be "Monsieur Franc Le Terrifiant"

#horror #badjoke #gothic #goodLifeGoals

When I grow up I want to be a #spooky #movie host (like #Elvira etc). My stage name could be "Monsieur Franc Le Terrifiant"

#horror #badjoke #gothic #goodLifeGoals

What do #dogs and #trees have in common? They both bark.
#joke #humour #justjoking #badjoke

@UncleDuke1969 The only thing having fun is the door handle. It shakes everyone’s hand.

#BadJoke

What’s a physicist’s favorite dish? A Marie Curry.

I’m here all week!

#badJoke

What’s a physicist’s favorite dish? A Marie Curry.

I’m here all week!

#badJoke

If one of your legs is called right leg 🦵 then what is your other leg called?
Answer: The wrong leg.
#joke #badjoke ##jokeoftheday.

Imagine if Onyx & #BiohazardNYHC were from Bikini Bottom rather than #NY. "Now everyone wanna say I'm briny".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ELNLWjICY

#spongebob #hardcorePunk #hiphop #badjoke #bigpun

#DadJokes in their natural habitat
#DadJoke #BadJoke #BadJokes.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

#DadJokes in their natural habitat
#DadJoke #BadJoke #BadJokes.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.

#badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke

What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.

#badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke

What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

Where can you go to find what you need?
You go to a search engine.
#badjoke #humour #joke

Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.

Rude.

I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.

#joke #badjoke

Box and whisker plot: when a dog and mouse plan to take over the world.

#science #pinkyandthebrain #joke #badjoke #bigpun

Meet #VladTheImpala.

#meme #badjoke

What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

Geology: study of rocks
Geeology: study of mild surpise
#BadJoke #AbsolutelyTerrible #IllSeeMyselfOut

RE: https://mamot.fr/@vstinner/116206047308042523

Good news! Python is getting frozen snake dicks!

#CodingHumor #BadJoke #NotSorry

RE: https://mamot.fr/@vstinner/116206047308042523

Good news! Python is getting frozen snake dicks!

#CodingHumor #BadJoke #NotSorry

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She kept running from the ball...

#Joke #BadJoke #DadJoke

What's the #debuggers favourite #herb?

Parse-ley.

#tech #joke #pun #badjoke #bigpun #Dev

Christine Lagarde a changé de voix. #badjoke

"Merci à ceux qui dénigrent l'Europe!": en clôture du Forum de Davos, Christine Lagarde estime que c'est grâce aux critiques (notamment de Trump) que l'Europe va s'améliorer

https://www.bfmtv.com/economie/international/merci-a-ceux-qui-denigrent-l-europe-en-cloture-du-forum-de-davos-christine-lagarde-estime-que-c-est-grace-aux-critiques-notamment-de-trump-que-l-europe-va-s-ameliorer_AD-202601230551.html

Name a type of paper that makes #rapmusic?
Answer: Rapping paper
#justjoking, #joke, #badjoke

Is "suspended #animation" when #netflix cancels the popular #anime show?

#morbid #joke #badjoke #darkhumor #pun #asphyxia

Is "suspended #animation" when #netflix cancels the popular #anime show?

#morbid #joke #badjoke #darkhumor #pun #asphyxia

Is "suspended #animation" when #netflix cancels the popular #anime show?

#morbid #joke #badjoke #darkhumor #pun #asphyxia

Is "suspended #animation" when #netflix cancels the popular #anime show?

#morbid #joke #badjoke #darkhumor #pun #asphyxia

How do you find something you have lost? Answer: Through a search engine.
#badjoke, #humour, ##justjoking

How many types of bands are there? Answer: 3, #popband, #musical band, and #rubberband.

##badjoke, #joke, #humour.

I know my partner's Vegan, but ONE of these days, they're gonna have to get used to my cheesiness.

#BadJoke #DontMindMe

has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

Have you heard of the quick-change artist that exposed himself multiple times?

Arturo Bracketing.

#Photography #BadJoke #Punishable #SorryNotSorry

Have you heard of the quick-change artist that exposed himself multiple times?

Arturo Bracketing.

#Photography #BadJoke #Punishable #SorryNotSorry

I do not want to be rude and I'm sorry if I offend someone; but should not the pan-sexual flag be bacon colored or is that to wook?

#badhumor #badjoke #Imdumb

-Who are you?
-Bond, James Bond. And you?
-Don, John Mastodon.

#OKNo
#BadJoke but Birdsite is worse.
#JohnMastodon