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  1. Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

  2. Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

  3. Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

  4. Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

  5. Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.

    Rude.

    I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.

    #joke #badjoke

  6. Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

    She kept running from the ball...

    #Joke #BadJoke #DadJoke

  7. Christine Lagarde a changé de voix. #badjoke

    "Merci à ceux qui dénigrent l'Europe!": en clôture du Forum de Davos, Christine Lagarde estime que c'est grâce aux critiques (notamment de Trump) que l'Europe va s'améliorer

    bfmtv.com/economie/internation

  8. If the maker of the iThings made a single-board micro-computer, what do you think they'd call it? LOL! #BadJoke #BadJoke I'm about to heat and eat this, with black coffee to wash it down. Here goes...

  9. CW: Dumb thought or business idea

    I was driving to Walgreens on break and saw two jacked up trucks with "truck nuts" on the trailer hitch cruising around. It made me wonder, why is there no equivalent for redneck women driving jacked up trucks?

    So I give you "truck tits" for the big, jacked up truck driving ladies out there.

    Not sure how I come up with this crap? Broken brain maybe?

    Sorry in advance if I've offended anyone.

    #badjoke #adulthumor