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  1. The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…

    Either the object is, or is not unique.

    Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!

    Q
    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    A
    Unique up on it!!

    #DadJoke #BadJoke

  2. The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…

    Either the object is, or is not unique.

    Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!

    Q
    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    A
    Unique up on it!!

    #DadJoke #BadJoke

  3. What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
    They both bark.

    #badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke

  4. What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
    They both bark.

    #badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke

  5. How do you find something you have lost? Answer: Through a search engine.
    #badjoke, #humour, ##justjoking

  6. I know my partner's Vegan, but ONE of these days, they're gonna have to get used to my cheesiness.

    #BadJoke #DontMindMe

  7. has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

    #10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
    #programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

  8. has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

    #10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
    #programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

  9. has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

    #10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
    #programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

  10. has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

    #10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
    #programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

  11. has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

    #10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
    #programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

  12. Have you heard of the quick-change artist that exposed himself multiple times?

    Arturo Bracketing.

    #Photography #BadJoke #Punishable #SorryNotSorry

  13. Have you heard of the quick-change artist that exposed himself multiple times?

    Arturo Bracketing.

    #Photography #BadJoke #Punishable #SorryNotSorry

  14. I do not want to be rude and I'm sorry if I offend someone; but should not the pan-sexual flag be bacon colored or is that to wook?

    #badhumor #badjoke #Imdumb