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  1. proedie @[email protected] ·

    Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.

    Rude.

    I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.

    #joke #badjoke

    #onenightstand #joke #badjoke
  2. Hyo CheetiBurd @[email protected] ·

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    Cheeti just got a text on his phone! Wonder who it could be from!

    #furry #avali #dadjoke #humor #badjoke #texting

    #furry #avali #dadjoke #humor #badjoke #texting
  3. Eryck Gu⸸⸸eЯaL @[email protected] ·

    I've never been drunk in public but, I am always #punk in drublic!

    #badjoke #straightedge

    #straightedge #badjoke #punk
  4. Jo the Neenish Tart @[email protected] ·

    Plan for Day 2 of my long service leave: Put Linux on the PC I'm building for my mum, and plant the thyme I bought yesterday.

    I have a lot of thyme for gardening now that I'm on leave 🤣

    #LSL #LongServiceLeave #EndOf10 #ubuntu #dadjokes #mumjokes #badjoke

    #lsl #longserviceleave #endof10 #ubuntu #dadjokes #mumjokes
  5. Alexandre Franke @[email protected] ·

    Have you heard of the quick-change artist that exposed himself multiple times?

    Arturo Bracketing.

    #Photography #BadJoke #Punishable #SorryNotSorry

    #photography #badjoke #punishable #sorrynotsorry
  6. mdmrn @[email protected] ·

    Since the diet form of Baja Blast is called "Baja Blast Zero," does that mean that you have no Baja Blast? Or are you at a Zero Level of Blast in the Baja that you are having?

    #BajaBlast #BadJoke #WaitWhat

    #bajablast #badjoke #waitwhat