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The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…
Either the object is, or is not unique.
Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?A
Unique up on it!! -
The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…
Either the object is, or is not unique.
Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!
Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?A
Unique up on it!! -
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Imagine if Onyx & #BiohazardNYHC were from Bikini Bottom rather than #NY. "Now everyone wanna say I'm briny".
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How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
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How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
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What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.
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What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.
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What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
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What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
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What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
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What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
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RE: https://mamot.fr/@vstinner/116206047308042523
Good news! Python is getting frozen snake dicks!
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RE: https://mamot.fr/@vstinner/116206047308042523
Good news! Python is getting frozen snake dicks!
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Name a type of paper that makes #rapmusic?
Answer: Rapping paper
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Is "suspended #animation" when #netflix cancels the popular #anime show?
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Is "suspended #animation" when #netflix cancels the popular #anime show?
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Is "suspended #animation" when #netflix cancels the popular #anime show?
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Is "suspended #animation" when #netflix cancels the popular #anime show?
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How do you find something you have lost? Answer: Through a search engine.
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How many types of bands are there? Answer: 3, #popband, #musical band, and #rubberband.
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I know my partner's Vegan, but ONE of these days, they're gonna have to get used to my cheesiness.
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has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.
#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
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has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.
#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke -
has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.
#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke -
has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.
#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke -
has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.
#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke -
Have you heard of the quick-change artist that exposed himself multiple times?
Arturo Bracketing.
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Have you heard of the quick-change artist that exposed himself multiple times?
Arturo Bracketing.
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I do not want to be rude and I'm sorry if I offend someone; but should not the pan-sexual flag be bacon colored or is that to wook?
