#justjoking — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #justjoking, aggregated by home.social.
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How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
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What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.
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What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
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Before any #football match a group of men give soxes to women. Apparently it's called socc-her ⚽️.
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Before any #football match a group of men give soxes to women. Apparently it's called socc-her ⚽️.
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My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:
https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/
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My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:
https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/
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What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
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Humans read #newspapers, what do buildings read?
Answer: Wallpaper.
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Name a type of paper that makes #rapmusic?
Answer: Rapping paper
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Who knew?
They were keeping the Epstein files in the East Wing of the White House! -
@nixCraft .. not to talk about the keyboard! 🥶 #justjoking
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Astronimore: What are two suns called.
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Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag
Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement
Related: See Poe's Law
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Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag
Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement
Related: See Poe's Law
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Do you remember when AT&T rolled back the ksh repository to a version 8 years old dismissing all the changes made in the last years by contributors?
Maybe we can do the same with the last two years of xz-utils? -
#Worcestershire sauce is a condiment by a #hobbit from The #Shire in Middle-earth. He boiled vinegar, molasses, garlic, onion, anchovies, and secret spices, and used it on cheese and bread. Its name origins from the old hobbit word "Worche" which means "old sweaty underpants" which also describes the taste of the sauce fairly well.
#nottrue #justjoking #aiart #digitalaet #digitalpaint #humor #fun
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#Worcestershire sauce is a condiment by a #hobbit from The #Shire in Middle-earth. He boiled vinegar, molasses, garlic, onion, anchovies, and secret spices, and used it on cheese and bread. Its name origins from the old hobbit word "Worche" which means "old sweaty underpants" which also describes the taste of the sauce fairly well.
#nottrue #justjoking #aiart #digitalaet #digitalpaint #humor #fun
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Argh! Tu quoque.. #kde #linux #justjoking
KDE Goes and Does It (Double-Click By Default, That Is) - OMG! Linux
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@pseudonymsupreme @bookstodon simple solution! Buy large piles of books and stack them appropriately. #JustJoking #ITotallyDoNotDoThis #NopeNotAHabitAtAll
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@dopey_kun to be fair, looking at some artists' work you wonder if they're trying to steal the job to some AI! 😎
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@dopey_kun to be fair, looking at some artists' work you wonder if they're trying to steal the job to some AI! 😎
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#TouristSeason begins in #India but the #COVID19 has put a damper on travel plans once again.
International travellers are few & many #TouristDestinations are seeing very few #TouristsSee for yourself, in this c1800 #Rajput #Painting from #Jaipur #Rajasthan a major #TouristDestination how very few #Europeans Figures are Seated under a Terrace & Promenading by a City Wall.
#Rajasthani painting sold by Bonhams.
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@proteomicsnews The development of a vibrant cell fashion industry. Once we know what cells actually look like, we can help them become better dressed (and better looking) to boost cell confidence and cell success. We desperately need to figure out what glycosylation patterns look best together and what are appropriate for which occasions...
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@proteomicsnews The development of a vibrant cell fashion industry. Once we know what cells actually look like, we can help them become better dressed (and better looking) to boost cell confidence and cell success. We desperately need to figure out what glycosylation patterns look best together and what are appropriate for which occasions...
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@matthiastrost @neely I was kind of surprised Ben did not suggest using Zenodo to assign labs DOI strings and that labs should only be mentioned by their unique DOIs. I think SHA1 hashes, expressed in binary, would be even better lab names!
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@matthiastrost @neely I was kind of surprised Ben did not suggest using Zenodo to assign labs DOI strings and that labs should only be mentioned by their unique DOIs. I think SHA1 hashes, expressed in binary, would be even better lab names!
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Man...anyone notice how slow Twitter for Android is? 🤣
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Man...anyone notice how slow Twitter for Android is? 🤣
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So…is this the eternal October? #justjoking #eternalseptember #welcome
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@CSB @obihahn @CoffeeFingers
Do you teach pole dancing?
I thought that might actually be your side hustle.
A pole in the uk and all
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@Gargron It's nothing serious, I hope?? #justjoking #gnomeisking
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@AKanisetti See!
I am an new warrior who has no clue as regards these underhand tactics of the old generals.
Has been a tough day so far. I want my brain to take a break.
Will delve into your thread later & revert, if I have any value to add.
