#justjoking — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #justjoking, aggregated by home.social.
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How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
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How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking -
What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke -
What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.
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What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
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What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking -
Before any #football match a group of men give soxes to women. Apparently it's called socc-her ⚽️.
#joke, #humour, #justjoking. -
Before any #football match a group of men give soxes to women. Apparently it's called socc-her ⚽️.
#joke, #humour, #justjoking. -
Before any #football match a group of men give soxes to women. Apparently it's called socc-her ⚽️.
#joke, #humour, #justjoking. -
Before any #football match a group of men give soxes to women. Apparently it's called socc-her ⚽️.
#joke, #humour, #justjoking. -
My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:
https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/
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My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:
https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/
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My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:
https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/
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My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:
https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/
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My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:
https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/
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What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
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What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking -
Humans read #newspapers, what do buildings read?
Answer: Wallpaper.
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Name a type of paper that makes #rapmusic?
Answer: Rapping paper
#justjoking, #joke, #badjoke -
Vampire: Where's my #blood?
Porter: Its undergoing a #bloodtest.
#joke, #humour #justjoking -
Who knew?
They were keeping the Epstein files in the East Wing of the White House! -
Who knew?
They were keeping the Epstein files in the East Wing of the White House! -
Who knew?
They were keeping the Epstein files in the East Wing of the White House! -
How do you find something you have lost? Answer: Through a search engine.
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@nixCraft .. not to talk about the keyboard! 🥶 #justjoking
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@nixCraft .. not to talk about the keyboard! 🥶 #justjoking
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@nixCraft .. not to talk about the keyboard! 🥶 #justjoking
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@nixCraft .. not to talk about the keyboard! 🥶 #justjoking
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Astronimore: What are two suns called.
Student: Brothers. -
Astronimore: What are two suns called.
Student: Brothers. -
Astronimore: What are two suns called.
Student: Brothers. -
Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag
Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement
Related: See Poe's Law
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Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag
Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement
Related: See Poe's Law
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Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag
Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement
Related: See Poe's Law
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Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag
Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement
Related: See Poe's Law
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Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag
Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement
Related: See Poe's Law
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Man haters: they don’t actually hate men, they’re just on a lifelong mission to dodge mansplainers like it’s an Olympic sport. 🏅🤣
#MansplainingSurvivor #DodgingDrama #ProSanity #EyeRollOlympics #NotAllMenButMost #JustJoking #Kinda -
Do you remember when AT&T rolled back the ksh repository to a version 8 years old dismissing all the changes made in the last years by contributors?
Maybe we can do the same with the last two years of xz-utils? -
#Worcestershire sauce is a condiment by a #hobbit from The #Shire in Middle-earth. He boiled vinegar, molasses, garlic, onion, anchovies, and secret spices, and used it on cheese and bread. Its name origins from the old hobbit word "Worche" which means "old sweaty underpants" which also describes the taste of the sauce fairly well.
#nottrue #justjoking #aiart #digitalaet #digitalpaint #humor #fun
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#Worcestershire sauce is a condiment by a #hobbit from The #Shire in Middle-earth. He boiled vinegar, molasses, garlic, onion, anchovies, and secret spices, and used it on cheese and bread. Its name origins from the old hobbit word "Worche" which means "old sweaty underpants" which also describes the taste of the sauce fairly well.
#nottrue #justjoking #aiart #digitalaet #digitalpaint #humor #fun
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#Worcestershire sauce is a condiment by a #hobbit from The #Shire in Middle-earth. He boiled vinegar, molasses, garlic, onion, anchovies, and secret spices, and used it on cheese and bread. Its name origins from the old hobbit word "Worche" which means "old sweaty underpants" which also describes the taste of the sauce fairly well.
#nottrue #justjoking #aiart #digitalaet #digitalpaint #humor #fun
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#Worcestershire sauce is a condiment by a #hobbit from The #Shire in Middle-earth. He boiled vinegar, molasses, garlic, onion, anchovies, and secret spices, and used it on cheese and bread. Its name origins from the old hobbit word "Worche" which means "old sweaty underpants" which also describes the taste of the sauce fairly well.
#nottrue #justjoking #aiart #digitalaet #digitalpaint #humor #fun
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#Worcestershire sauce is a condiment by a #hobbit from The #Shire in Middle-earth. He boiled vinegar, molasses, garlic, onion, anchovies, and secret spices, and used it on cheese and bread. Its name origins from the old hobbit word "Worche" which means "old sweaty underpants" which also describes the taste of the sauce fairly well.
#nottrue #justjoking #aiart #digitalaet #digitalpaint #humor #fun
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Argh! Tu quoque.. #kde #linux #justjoking
KDE Goes and Does It (Double-Click By Default, That Is) - OMG! Linux
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Argh! Tu quoque.. #kde #linux #justjoking
KDE Goes and Does It (Double-Click By Default, That Is) - OMG! Linux
https://www.omglinux.com/kde-plasma-makes-double-click-default/
