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@koutropoulos I think they made a mistake and deposited it into my account. Thanks! #InMyDreams #JustKidding #ReallyNotTrue

@pitrh @mischa updates again? I move to #OpenBSD because I don't have to update all the time.

#justkidding ;-)

I think it's safe to say the Great Experiment has failed. Thusly I propose we return to the clearly superior system of government:

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords.

#democracy #politics #montypython #satire #justkidding #unless

Ich sollte weniger spielen.
Hab letztens in der Eisdiele wieder einen Nekromat-Becher bestellt. 🙈

#justkidding

Day 5:

Me vs. the Sandbox , A Love-Hate Story

I’m this close to throwing in the towel and becoming a full-time Vibe Coder.

Frustrated by the code, the non-existent architecture, and security holes worshipping me like a church praises its ‘heroic’ (but probably just drunk) prophet.

… Wait—does that mean the Bible, Quran, and Torah are basically the Instagram Stories of ancient times? 😇 #justkidding

#silentsunday #justkidding #dogsofmastodon #hyena #achoo #bark #bork

#silentsunday #justkidding #dogsofmastodon #hyena #achoo #bark #bork

#silentsunday #justkidding #dogsofmastodon #hyena #achoo #bark #bork

#silentsunday #justkidding #dogsofmastodon #hyena #achoo #bark #bork

Our troops are all stoned.

Our Secretary of Defense had to bury his pants in college.

Our Commander in Chief is a ridiculous caricature of a leader, a caustic child bashing tanks and planes together on a sodden mat.

If you ever wanted to invade the United States, now's the time.

#JustKidding #SortOf #USPol

I guess we can expect the USA to topple the regime of IMF (International Monetary Fund )pretty soon.

"IMF calls for US fiscal consolidation to bring down 'too big' current account deficit"

https://www.reuters.com/world/imf-sees-steady-us-growth-calls-deficit-reduction-2026-02-25/
#imf #usa #justkidding

Visited the optometrist today. Still 20/20, but I've got a slight astigmatism, so it's a good chance I'll be needing glasses at some point (if they gestapo doesn't haul me off to the gas chamber first).

The doctor was kind of enough to send me the pictures she took of my retinas. I thought they looked sort of celestial and pretty neat.

#optometry #eye #retina #astrophotography #justkidding #alttext

Now Russia wants the US purchase of Alaska in 1867 to be revoked.

#JustKidding

Trump erbjuder Danmark Skåne i utbyte för Grönland.

#justkidding

While installing shower doors, the instructions tell us which way to install gravity. The doors are only sealed at the bottom, so installing gravity backwards would cause the shower to leak all over the ceiling.

#JustKidding #NotActuallyTrue #HomeReno

中年大叔已经准备好去跳 What is Love? 🍭

#justkidding

@da_667

might be a use for #AI - writing things you don't give a fuck about

#JustKidding, even a worst waste of water and energy for something you don't give a fuck about

Everyone gets a little tired on Yom Kippur. I can fix this. Ok so Avinu Malkeinu. It starts normal, but after verse 3 the base drops and the fog and lasers roll. #JustKidding #OrAmI

Is the fact that so many German dentists were in the Nazi party a sign that dentists in general have a sadistic tendency?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/30/german-dentists-memorial-recognising-sadistic-practices-under-nazis
#justkidding #dentistry #sadism #nazi

So, when does the baseball go to penalty kicks?

#justKidding #DontHurtMe

I have finally obtained the ACTUAL VIDEO CLIP that told Donald Trump that Portland was burning and needed a military response! Watch and understand:

https://youtu.be/mm-aovm1axQ?si=Ul7LE6KafHIdlZaG
#trump #portland #sendinthetroops #justKidding #probably #homestarrunner

@jeremydmiller @ICooper I mean, how hard would it be to add two interfaces, IPublisher and ISubscriber, be? #justKidding #dontHurtMe

Stone cold truth.

🦉

#justkidding #sarcasm #MenInWigs

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#JustKidding

Der OGH hat noch ausreichend Verständnis und Fürsorgeverpflichtung fürs Kapital.

#MietenrunterLöhnerauf

The length of Earth's day is stable due to dozens of counter-rotating Kugel fountains all over the globe. It's only a meter in diameter, but is spinning much faster than the Earth!

Martin-Luther-Platz, Dresden, Germany

#JustKidding #NotActuallyTrue #Dresden #KugelFountain

Deutsche stammen also von der Tomate ab.

Gut zu wissen.

#Kartoffel #Science #JustKidding

Swift 26 syntax will be just like this. 😅 #justkidding

A tree that was grown from seed by the owners. A master pruner was there, and I was there for the workout. The tree is 'saved': for another decade or so 🙂

#thicktrunktuesday #JustKidding

@libraries My silly brain keeps trying to “read” the concrete, er, “letters” in that photo, but I had to look away because it kept shorting out, and I was afraid the sparks might cause a fire. #SillyMe #JustKidding

Now I don’t want to make it look like I like to rag on #Android, but if you’re one of the (un?)lucky few who has already received your #OnePlusWatch3 then you might want to hold onto it. The few that were shipped could be worth something, someday. 😜
#MedaInChina #OnePlusWatch #OnePlus #Android #JustKidding 😜

https://www.howtogeek.com/oneplus-watch-3-delayed/

After hearing it a few times in a talk, "MISRA guidelines" starts to sound a lot like "miserable guidelines". Coincidence?

😜

#cpp #safety #MISRA #justKidding #joke #nerdJoke

I have now been at 2 Pride shut downs.

I have seen a LOT of history first-hand.
One day, I should write a book.

Once the statutes of limitations run out, obvs.

#JustKidding #OrAmI

@dj2mn @lardmotel @blurk preserving things is good, but putting them in/on the blockchain I don't think will work. Short of a new breakthrough in materials science for digital data storage, I'm with the "write it down"/"carve it into rocks" camp.
Laser etched stone LP's, anyone? #JustKidding #OrAmI?

#WaterfallWednesday 😆
#Wednesday
#Mittwoch
#Miercoles
#Mercoledi
#HashtagGames
#video
#lunch
#JustKidding

Here at McDonalds in Maryland USA.

Someone who works in the same organisation as I do, sent me an email which read "the situation should of resolved after..." and a follow up one stating "I don't know how that could of happened."

I emailed her manager and asked him to push her out have a window immediately. #JustKidding #OrAmI

Thursday #DailyTracks : Hopefully the strikes will be over soon. Are you ready if they are ? Don't get left in the #Soundtrack dust. Pretend you've been working the whole time. What ? You have ? Farkng scab bastards !
#JustKidding
#NoReally !

The lesson I am learning from this session, in which the public access counsel at Indiana st. Archives put enormous restrictions on access laws, is: "NEVER TELL LAWYERS WHAT YOU ARE DOING." #JustKidding #OrAmI #saa23

#Weather #conditions are pretty bad at the moment. Wind chill is about 5 degrees Celsius, lots of rain, and wind gusts of up to 80 km per hour.

No one dares to go outside and my #dog #hating sister-in-law does nothing but stare through the kitchen window.

If the weather does not improve, I'm afraid I have no other choice than to let her back in again.

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #JustKidding

#TouristSeason begins in #India but the #COVID19 has put a damper on travel plans once again.
International travellers are few & many #TouristDestinations are seeing very few #Tourists

See for yourself, in this c1800 #Rajput #Painting from #Jaipur #Rajasthan a major #TouristDestination how very few #Europeans Figures are Seated under a Terrace & Promenading by a City Wall.

#JustJoking #JustKidding

#Rajasthani painting sold by Bonhams.

#Art #Heritage #History #IndianMiniaturePaintings

Based on this #ARGMEX game - the #USMNT can definitely beat Argentina 1-0 if they meet.

#JustKidding

@Keltounet @cadey

Fine, but what do we do about JavaScript developers? 😬

#DontShoot #JustKidding #MaybeNot #WhoKnows