#douchebags — Public Fediverse posts

The ridiculous thing about ¨smart" glasses is, if you see someone wearing them, going up to them and punching them is- SOMEHOW!! - seen as "assault", and then you are arrested, etc. FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE!!!1111

#LLM #techbros #douchebags

I was starting to believe people on Lemmy were nicer the those on Reddit. Boy was I wrong …

Something about that social media format that really brings out the douchebags
#lemmy #douchebags #internet

@JulianOliver buT tHIs TiME wILl bE DiFFeRENt

#bluesky #douchebags #DTBO #SocialMedia

@resistancewins ...and she will vote, lockstep, with whatever tRump plops in front of her.

As she did in his first term. As she has been doing, so far.

As did every repugnant gopper.

Let's stop lionizing the MAGAts.

#TurdReich #nazi #douchebags

The US system of security clearances just became meaningless. All of us who worked hard, diligently, kept out of trouble, and held ourselves accountable to be granted and keep a sec clearance wasted so much time.

We could have taken ketamine every day and still be able to be briefed about the most secret plans of the US Govt.

#TurdReich #LoneSkum #MAGAts #china #tRump #musk #douchebags #USPol

Kid Rock says
"You can look for answers
but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit
and try to urinate on someone
Bawitaba be dang a dang diggy. . . "
#kidrock #douchebags

And we make national news again.

https://www.wired.com/story/neo-nazi-demonstrations-trump/

#columbus #douchebags

Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag

Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement

Related: See Poe's Law

#bigots #douchebags #JustJoking #LogicalFallacy #PoesLaw

#GiftArticle

What #ElonMusk Really Wants

The #Tesla & #X mogul has long dreamed of redesigning the #world in his own #extreme image. #Trump may be his Trojan horse.

By Franklin Foer

#WhiteSupremacy #MaleSupremacy #Tech #SocialMedia #Republicans #Kleptocracy #RulingClass #Bourgeoisie #Aristocracy #Totalitarianism #Dictator #Authoritarianism #autocracy #tyranny #narcissism #megalomania #GodComplex #billionaires #douchebags
https://www.theatlantic.com/books/archive/2024/10/donald-trump-is-elon-musks-trojan-horse/680309/?gift=guxsrl_dAdXUP9zqbQPWxZZ8Ogad9AfMHJdXRzrhYX8&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

All the pundits, all the analysts keep asking:

1. “How is it that they are so close?”

Or:

2. “What does Harris need to do to pull ahead?”

Obvious answers:

1. She’s a woman. She’s black. She’s Indian.

2. Stop being black. Stop being a woman. Stop being Indian.

Article:

‘Trump, Harris neck & neck in latest polls’

#USpol #sexism #misogyny #racism #WhiteSupremacy #MAGA #Douchebags
https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2024/09/08/2024-election-campaign-updates-harris-trump/

Congratulations to @augieray on winning the biggest twat in the entire fediverse award.

I'm sitting here literally being sick from covid and made an offhand comment in what I thought was solidarity about that being scary, so this guy rips me two new assholes and blocks me.

I don't care how good your stats are or what kind of public service you think you're doing. There's no excuse for this kind of shitheel behavior.

#covid #douchebags

@parismarx "don't be evil" indeed...

#google #douchebags

Choose the recipients of your custom well.

Vote with your wallet.

#Volkswagen #douchebags

I never SERIOUSLY try to guess at a porn model's interiority based on their facial expressions, but I am sometimes amused by speculating. This enema model gazing pensively at an assortment of cheap 1980s enema gear amused me a lot!

http://www.erosblog.com/2024/02/20/enema-porn-model-regrets-her-choices/

#Enema #EnemaPorn #EnemaBags #EnemaModel #Douchebags #VintagePorn #EnemaFetish #Enemas #EnemaKink #Porn

ROFLMAO

#Florida Natl Guard is not sending ANY single person to #Sitler's #texas #border political stunt.

The LEGALITIES killed it. #Abbott's bullshit is tantamount to insurrection.

#DeathSantis is cutting losses.

#MAGAts #douchebags #GOP #Gilead

These #guys are #such frigging #douchebags unbelievable, not the #screaming #girl

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x_u5RQ9Wfqc?feature=share

"Controversy follows Prince George's Council vote not to allow member to attend, vote remotely"

The lady is pregnant, for fuck's sake! Why not allow her to attend and vote at the meetings remotely???

Because douchebags are in charge, that's why.

Calvin Hawkins said this bullshit:

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“I’ve sat in this chair and listened to your moralistic, holier-than-thou comments," he said.
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What the fuck "holier-than-thou" thing did she say? She's bloody pregnant, you dumbass!

There should be no bloody question about allowing her to work remotely. You're just beclowning yourself with your bullshit.

#pregnancy #PGCounty #PrinceGeorgeCounty #CalvingHawkins #USNews #USPol #assholes #douchebags #idiots #bullshit #dumbasses #beclowning #RemoteWork #WorkingRemotely

https://www.nbcwashington.com/investigations/controversy-follows-prince-georges-council-vote-not-to-allow-member-to-attend-vote-remotely/3426830/

"Biden's son Hunter hit with gun charge, first for a US president's child"

Well... it was bound to happen someday.

Did they go back into history and check how many douchebags should have been charged but weren't?

#USNews #USPol #Bider #HunterBiden #douchebags

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/bidens-son-hunter-hit-with-criminal-gun-charge-us-special-counsel-probe-2023-09-14/

Another #MAGA schmuck who craves #victimhood. I've seen a lot of people who drive around in unnecessarily lifted trucks with flags mounted on them, and without exception they are all #douchebags. Every. Single. One. This one is taking a stand by relegating himself to #homeschooling. How brave of him. I'm sure this intellectual powerhouse will be a scientist in no time!

#MAGAcult #RepublicanIdiocy

https://meaww.com/who-is-christopher-hartless-virginia-teen-decides-to-be-homeschooled-after-school-demands-he-removes-flags-from-truck

“We see you’re using an ad-blocker.”

I see you’re douchebags.

#surveillanceCapitalism #adtech #web #tracking #douchebags

https://www.commondreams.org/news/house-republicans-raise

#Congress #GOP #CarpetBaggers #Whores #PayRaise #Pay #PayIncrease #MinimumWage #FightFor15 #Slackers #DoucheBags #GravyTrain #BackUpToThePayCounter #GoldBricks #LazyFooks #SockPuppets #Republicans #Hookers #ScumBags #DoucheNozzles #NationalStrike

Folks in Silicon Valley: We’re so glad some poor schmuck created Mastodon on his own dime and time while we were busy making mint festering the Twitters of the world. Isn’t it great? We’re really enjoying it… Now, how do we enclose, exploit, and monetise the shit out of this thing?

#SiliconValley #BigTech #peopleFarmers #fediverse #mastodon #enclosure #embraceExtendExtinguish #ventureCapital #vc #billionaire #douchebags

@malwaretech in the same way that Victoria's Secret models & other #influencers set a body image bar for women at unreachable. These #toxicmasculinity influencers are telling all men that they should be #douchebags like #AndrewTate in order to get all these women. The facts are, anyone who can pay their modeling fee can have a flock of beautiful women. It's all just another #grift. Followers = 💰 other social networking platforms.