#douchebags — Public Fediverse posts

The ridiculous thing about ¨smart" glasses is, if you see someone wearing them, going up to them and punching them is- SOMEHOW!! - seen as "assault", and then you are arrested, etc. FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE!!!1111

#LLM #techbros #douchebags

The ridiculous thing about ¨smart" glasses is, if you see someone wearing them, going up to them and punching them is- SOMEHOW!! - seen as "assault", and then you are arrested, etc. FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE!!!1111

#LLM #techbros #douchebags

The ridiculous thing about ¨smart" glasses is, if you see someone wearing them, going up to them and punching them is- SOMEHOW!! - seen as "assault", and then you are arrested, etc. FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE!!!1111

#LLM #techbros #douchebags

I was starting to believe people on Lemmy were nicer the those on Reddit. Boy was I wrong …

Something about that social media format that really brings out the douchebags
#lemmy #douchebags #internet

I was starting to believe people on Lemmy were nicer the those on Reddit. Boy was I wrong …

Something about that social media format that really brings out the douchebags
#lemmy #douchebags #internet

I was starting to believe people on Lemmy were nicer the those on Reddit. Boy was I wrong …

Something about that social media format that really brings out the douchebags
#lemmy #douchebags #internet

@thetnholler.bsky.social ALL libertarians should be gathered, dropped at some bare rock island in the middle of the ocean, and left there, without any water, food, medicine, to see what they think of cooperation and building upon what others built.

Then we talk. After, say, 6months.

If they can't talk after 6months there, I am ok with that, too. No loss.

#libertarians #douchebags #MAGAts

@thetnholler.bsky.social ALL libertarians should be gathered, dropped at some bare rock island in the middle of the ocean, and left there, without any water, food, medicine, to see what they think of cooperation and building upon what others built.

Then we talk. After, say, 6months.

If they can't talk after 6months there, I am ok with that, too. No loss.

#libertarians #douchebags #MAGAts

Lost faith in anyone at mainstream DNC/Dem party will ever grow a spine or a pair of balls to DO something against the GOP

Past time that we burn ALL the diseased brain centrist gerontocrats, elect only the youngest, FIERCEST. UNCOMPROMISING, MOST PROGRESSIVE leadership who will conduct a Nuremberg set of trials against every MAGAt who is supports tRumpo.

Find me a latina or black woman and put them behind the goddamned Resolute Desk, already.

#TurdReich @USPol #Democrats #Douchebags

Lost faith in anyone at mainstream DNC/Dem party will ever grow a spine or a pair of balls to DO something against the GOP

Past time that we burn ALL the diseased brain centrist gerontocrats, elect only the youngest, FIERCEST. UNCOMPROMISING, MOST PROGRESSIVE leadership who will conduct a Nuremberg set of trials against every MAGAt who is supports tRumpo.

Find me a latina or black woman and put them behind the goddamned Resolute Desk, already.

#TurdReich @USPol #Democrats #Douchebags

Phakt

#TurdReich #fascist #nazi #douchebags #JDVance #MikeJohnson #MAGAts

@JulianOliver buT tHIs TiME wILl bE DiFFeRENt

#bluesky #douchebags #DTBO #SocialMedia

@JulianOliver buT tHIs TiME wILl bE DiFFeRENt

#bluesky #douchebags #DTBO #SocialMedia

@JulianOliver buT tHIs TiME wILl bE DiFFeRENt

#bluesky #douchebags #DTBO #SocialMedia

#youtube #google purposely creates #lag and interruption on videos so they can try to sell you their ad free #subscription. dont be duped by #douchebags
#landback
#Native
#NativeMastodon
#IndigenousMastodon
#Indigedon
#NativeTwitter
#Indigenous
#IndigenousPeople
#indigisky
#IndigenousTwitter
#FirstNations
#makeamericanativeagain
#GOPFASCISTS
#FIGHTFASCISM
#SAVEOURDEMOCRACY

😬

#argentina #nazi #douchebags

Kakistocrats

#TurdReich #MAGAts #J6 #kakistocracy #douchebags #assholes #ClownCarCabinet #USPol

USOPC (olympics, paraolympics) licks tRumpy balls.

Boycotts ARE a thing, peeps.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2025/07/23/sports-Olympics-Trump-transgender-ban/7551753275522/

#TurdReich #bigotry #LGBTQ #MAGAts #GOP #Olympics #ParaOlympics #douchebags #cowards #USPol

USOPC (olympics, paraolympics) licks tRumpy balls.

Boycotts ARE a thing, peeps.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2025/07/23/sports-Olympics-Trump-transgender-ban/7551753275522/

#TurdReich #bigotry #LGBTQ #MAGAts #GOP #Olympics #ParaOlympics #douchebags #cowards #USPol

The MAGAdom of Florida

#TurdReich #MAGAts #douchebags #Florida #nazi #PiecesofShit #GOP #USPol

@kenwhite.bsky.social Opus Dei, Opus Dei, Opus Dei....

#MAGAts #OpusDei #douchebags #nazi #christianism #WhiteSupremacy

@resistancewins ...and she will vote, lockstep, with whatever tRump plops in front of her.

As she did in his first term. As she has been doing, so far.

As did every repugnant gopper.

Let's stop lionizing the MAGAts.

#TurdReich #nazi #douchebags

@resistancewins ...and she will vote, lockstep, with whatever tRump plops in front of her.

As she did in his first term. As she has been doing, so far.

As did every repugnant gopper.

Let's stop lionizing the MAGAts.

#TurdReich #nazi #douchebags

@resistancewins ...and she will vote, lockstep, with whatever tRump plops in front of her.

As she did in his first term. As she has been doing, so far.

As did every repugnant gopper.

Let's stop lionizing the MAGAts.

#TurdReich #nazi #douchebags

Deport Rubio by "mistake"

#TurdReich #MAGAts #douchebags #inhuman #soulless #ICE #CBP #USPol

The US system of security clearances just became meaningless. All of us who worked hard, diligently, kept out of trouble, and held ourselves accountable to be granted and keep a sec clearance wasted so much time.

We could have taken ketamine every day and still be able to be briefed about the most secret plans of the US Govt.

#TurdReich #LoneSkum #MAGAts #china #tRump #musk #douchebags #USPol

The US system of security clearances just became meaningless. All of us who worked hard, diligently, kept out of trouble, and held ourselves accountable to be granted and keep a sec clearance wasted so much time.

We could have taken ketamine every day and still be able to be briefed about the most secret plans of the US Govt.

#TurdReich #LoneSkum #MAGAts #china #tRump #musk #douchebags #USPol

The US system of security clearances just became meaningless. All of us who worked hard, diligently, kept out of trouble, and held ourselves accountable to be granted and keep a sec clearance wasted so much time.

We could have taken ketamine every day and still be able to be briefed about the most secret plans of the US Govt.

#TurdReich #LoneSkum #MAGAts #china #tRump #musk #douchebags #USPol

Kid Rock says
"You can look for answers
but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit
and try to urinate on someone
Bawitaba be dang a dang diggy. . . "
#kidrock #douchebags

Kid Rock says
"You can look for answers
but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit
and try to urinate on someone
Bawitaba be dang a dang diggy. . . "
#kidrock #douchebags

Kid Rock says
"You can look for answers
but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit
and try to urinate on someone
Bawitaba be dang a dang diggy. . . "
#kidrock #douchebags

schumer and the gerontocrats GOT TO GO.

ENOUGH HALF DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING IT UP FOR US.

#TurdReich #democrats #douchebags

The 7 biggest #douchebags in #America

https://linkiest.com/the-7-biggest-douchebags-in-america-2/

The 7 biggest #douchebags in #America

https://linkiest.com/the-7-biggest-douchebags-in-america-2/

Dedicated to Donald Trump and all the heinous creeps who surround him. Don't join the asshole carnival.

#USA #Trump #MAGA #resist #inauguration #GOP #douchebags #dictator #SCOTUS

https://rayfork.bandcamp.com/track/asshole-carnival-live-2015

And we make national news again.

https://www.wired.com/story/neo-nazi-demonstrations-trump/

#columbus #douchebags

And we make national news again.

https://www.wired.com/story/neo-nazi-demonstrations-trump/

#columbus #douchebags

And we make national news again.

https://www.wired.com/story/neo-nazi-demonstrations-trump/

#columbus #douchebags

Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag

Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement

Related: See Poe's Law

#bigots #douchebags #JustJoking #LogicalFallacy #PoesLaw

Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag

Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement

Related: See Poe's Law

#bigots #douchebags #JustJoking #LogicalFallacy #PoesLaw

Randomly reminded of one of my favorite terms: Schrodinger's Douchebag

Definition: someone who is or is not "joking" depending on whether or not people around them agree with the statement

Related: See Poe's Law

#bigots #douchebags #JustJoking #LogicalFallacy #PoesLaw

#GiftArticle

What #ElonMusk Really Wants

The #Tesla & #X mogul has long dreamed of redesigning the #world in his own #extreme image. #Trump may be his Trojan horse.

By Franklin Foer

#WhiteSupremacy #MaleSupremacy #Tech #SocialMedia #Republicans #Kleptocracy #RulingClass #Bourgeoisie #Aristocracy #Totalitarianism #Dictator #Authoritarianism #autocracy #tyranny #narcissism #megalomania #GodComplex #billionaires #douchebags
https://www.theatlantic.com/books/archive/2024/10/donald-trump-is-elon-musks-trojan-horse/680309/?gift=guxsrl_dAdXUP9zqbQPWxZZ8Ogad9AfMHJdXRzrhYX8&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

#GiftArticle

What #ElonMusk Really Wants

The #Tesla & #X mogul has long dreamed of redesigning the #world in his own #extreme image. #Trump may be his Trojan horse.

By Franklin Foer

#WhiteSupremacy #MaleSupremacy #Tech #SocialMedia #Republicans #Kleptocracy #RulingClass #Bourgeoisie #Aristocracy #Totalitarianism #Dictator #Authoritarianism #autocracy #tyranny #narcissism #megalomania #GodComplex #billionaires #douchebags
https://www.theatlantic.com/books/archive/2024/10/donald-trump-is-elon-musks-trojan-horse/680309/?gift=guxsrl_dAdXUP9zqbQPWxZZ8Ogad9AfMHJdXRzrhYX8&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

#GiftArticle

What #ElonMusk Really Wants

The #Tesla & #X mogul has long dreamed of redesigning the #world in his own #extreme image. #Trump may be his Trojan horse.

By Franklin Foer

#WhiteSupremacy #MaleSupremacy #Tech #SocialMedia #Republicans #Kleptocracy #RulingClass #Bourgeoisie #Aristocracy #Totalitarianism #Dictator #Authoritarianism #autocracy #tyranny #narcissism #megalomania #GodComplex #billionaires #douchebags
https://www.theatlantic.com/books/archive/2024/10/donald-trump-is-elon-musks-trojan-horse/680309/?gift=guxsrl_dAdXUP9zqbQPWxZZ8Ogad9AfMHJdXRzrhYX8&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

All the pundits, all the analysts keep asking:

1. “How is it that they are so close?”

Or:

2. “What does Harris need to do to pull ahead?”

Obvious answers:

1. She’s a woman. She’s black. She’s Indian.

2. Stop being black. Stop being a woman. Stop being Indian.

Article:

‘Trump, Harris neck & neck in latest polls’

#USpol #sexism #misogyny #racism #WhiteSupremacy #MAGA #Douchebags
https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2024/09/08/2024-election-campaign-updates-harris-trump/

All the pundits, all the analysts keep asking:

1. “How is it that they are so close?”

Or:

2. “What does Harris need to do to pull ahead?”

Obvious answers:

1. She’s a woman. She’s black. She’s Indian.

2. Stop being black. Stop being a woman. Stop being Indian.

Article:

‘Trump, Harris neck & neck in latest polls’

#USpol #sexism #misogyny #racism #WhiteSupremacy #MAGA #Douchebags
https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2024/09/08/2024-election-campaign-updates-harris-trump/

All the pundits, all the analysts keep asking:

1. “How is it that they are so close?”

Or:

2. “What does Harris need to do to pull ahead?”

Obvious answers:

1. She’s a woman. She’s black. She’s Indian.

2. Stop being black. Stop being a woman. Stop being Indian.

Article:

‘Trump, Harris neck & neck in latest polls’

#USpol #sexism #misogyny #racism #WhiteSupremacy #MAGA #Douchebags
https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2024/09/08/2024-election-campaign-updates-harris-trump/

Congratulations to @augieray on winning the biggest twat in the entire fediverse award.

I'm sitting here literally being sick from covid and made an offhand comment in what I thought was solidarity about that being scary, so this guy rips me two new assholes and blocks me.

I don't care how good your stats are or what kind of public service you think you're doing. There's no excuse for this kind of shitheel behavior.

#covid #douchebags

Congratulations to @augieray on winning the biggest twat in the entire fediverse award.

I'm sitting here literally being sick from covid and made an offhand comment in what I thought was solidarity about that being scary, so this guy rips me two new assholes and blocks me.

I don't care how good your stats are or what kind of public service you think you're doing. There's no excuse for this kind of shitheel behavior.

#covid #douchebags

Congratulations to @augieray on winning the biggest twat in the entire fediverse award.

I'm sitting here literally being sick from covid and made an offhand comment in what I thought was solidarity about that being scary, so this guy rips me two new assholes and blocks me.

I don't care how good your stats are or what kind of public service you think you're doing. There's no excuse for this kind of shitheel behavior.

#covid #douchebags

@parismarx "don't be evil" indeed...

#google #douchebags

@parismarx "don't be evil" indeed...

#google #douchebags

@parismarx "don't be evil" indeed...

#google #douchebags

@MATAK79

Im glad I left the "Twatter" cesspool.

#twitter #xtwitter #elon #elonmusk #douchebags #twatter #cyberdouche #twittercesspool #troll #rightwing

This is NOT fake. Yes, they spent time proposing and debating and voting on this.
https://www.capitol.tn.gov/Bills/113/Amend/SA0653.pdf

#Tennessee #chemtrails #dumbass #MAGAts #GOP #douchebags

Choose the recipients of your custom well.

Vote with your wallet.

#Volkswagen #douchebags

Choose the recipients of your custom well.

Vote with your wallet.

#Volkswagen #douchebags

How to look like a complete douchebag while dating.

I've run into this into the profile of some woman's partner, a straight man. The lady says she's neurodivergent. The man does not declare any neurodivergence. He claims a fondness for therapy, but I'm going to bet that this appreciation of therapy is mere lip service.

Looks like a match made in heaven to me.

So I see this:

"Chill presides over the funeral of reasonable expectations. Chill takes and never gives. Chill is pathologically unfeeling, but not even interesting enough to kill anyone. Chill is a garbage virtue that will destroy the species. Fuck Chill."

What a load of crap.

Chill does not impose itself on others. Chill gives a thousand times over and takes very little. Chill feels everything to the umpteenth degree, but does not drown you in those feelings. Chill is the virtue that allows you to listen to someone's insults directed right at you, without you throwing hate back out. Fuck you, sir! Fuck you very much.

#dating #DatingProfile #douchebags #chill #neurodivergent #FuckYou

I never SERIOUSLY try to guess at a porn model's interiority based on their facial expressions, but I am sometimes amused by speculating. This enema model gazing pensively at an assortment of cheap 1980s enema gear amused me a lot!

http://www.erosblog.com/2024/02/20/enema-porn-model-regrets-her-choices/

#Enema #EnemaPorn #EnemaBags #EnemaModel #Douchebags #VintagePorn #EnemaFetish #Enemas #EnemaKink #Porn

I never SERIOUSLY try to guess at a porn model's interiority based on their facial expressions, but I am sometimes amused by speculating. This enema model gazing pensively at an assortment of cheap 1980s enema gear amused me a lot!

http://www.erosblog.com/2024/02/20/enema-porn-model-regrets-her-choices/

#Enema #EnemaPorn #EnemaBags #EnemaModel #Douchebags #VintagePorn #EnemaFetish #Enemas #EnemaKink #Porn