#techtitans — Public Fediverse posts

In today's episode of *Tech Titans Tell Dad Jokes*, #Wozniak dazzles a room full of fresh graduates with a revelation as groundbreaking as the Apple Newton 😏📉. Nothing like a good ol' cheer for reminding humans they still have brains in an era dominated by algorithms and avocado toast. 🍏💡
https://www.businessinsider.com/steve-wozniak-apple-ai-graduation-speech-2026-5 #TechTitans #DadJokes #Innovation #Graduation #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/books/review/theo-baker-how-to-rule-the-world.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jVA.3WrC.Cc3aR8Jes0I2&smid=nytcore-ios-share

#stanford #techtitans #college

Lions, Geigers, and bears, oh my.

“I don’t find him amusing in real life, but he’s amusing in my play,” Mr. Reed said. “I started this because I read that 14 million people will possibly die because Elon Musk ended U.S.A.I.D. It took the Nazis maybe five or six years to accomplish that.” Mr. Reed acknowledged that his humor is very dark.

#ishmaelreed #art #techtitans

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/technology/ishmael-reed-elon-musk-play.html?unlocked_article_code=1.iVA.ylFy.UYJDBk0_cKts&smid=nytcore-ios-share

🚨 Alert: Tech Titans Unite! 🚨 Apparently, the world's biggest tech companies have banded together in a grand quest to "secure critical software," because apparently #AI is now a #superhero coder and we're all doomed without this committee of corporate overlords. 🤖💼 Oh, please, as if adding more buzzwords will magically make our software safe and sound. 🛡️✨
https://www.anthropic.com/glasswing #TechTitans #Unite #Coders #SoftwareSecurity #CorporateOverlords #BuzzwordOverload #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert: Tech Titans Unite! 🚨 Apparently, the world's biggest tech companies have banded together in a grand quest to "secure critical software," because apparently #AI is now a #superhero coder and we're all doomed without this committee of corporate overlords. 🤖💼 Oh, please, as if adding more buzzwords will magically make our software safe and sound. 🛡️✨
https://www.anthropic.com/glasswing #TechTitans #Unite #Coders #SoftwareSecurity #CorporateOverlords #BuzzwordOverload #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert: Tech Titans Unite! 🚨 Apparently, the world's biggest tech companies have banded together in a grand quest to "secure critical software," because apparently #AI is now a #superhero coder and we're all doomed without this committee of corporate overlords. 🤖💼 Oh, please, as if adding more buzzwords will magically make our software safe and sound. 🛡️✨
https://www.anthropic.com/glasswing #TechTitans #Unite #Coders #SoftwareSecurity #CorporateOverlords #BuzzwordOverload #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert: Tech Titans Unite! 🚨 Apparently, the world's biggest tech companies have banded together in a grand quest to "secure critical software," because apparently #AI is now a #superhero coder and we're all doomed without this committee of corporate overlords. 🤖💼 Oh, please, as if adding more buzzwords will magically make our software safe and sound. 🛡️✨
https://www.anthropic.com/glasswing #TechTitans #Unite #Coders #SoftwareSecurity #CorporateOverlords #BuzzwordOverload #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert: Tech Titans Unite! 🚨 Apparently, the world's biggest tech companies have banded together in a grand quest to "secure critical software," because apparently #AI is now a #superhero coder and we're all doomed without this committee of corporate overlords. 🤖💼 Oh, please, as if adding more buzzwords will magically make our software safe and sound. 🛡️✨
https://www.anthropic.com/glasswing #TechTitans #Unite #Coders #SoftwareSecurity #CorporateOverlords #BuzzwordOverload #HackerNews #ngated

Tech Titans Amass Multimillion-Dollar War Chests to Fight AI Regulation

https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/tech-titans-amass-multimillion-dollar-war-chests-to-fight-ai-regulation-88c600e1

#HackerNews #TechTitans #AIRegulation #WarChests #Innovation #Policy

🍪 In a stunning display of courtroom drama, two tech titans duke it out over something you'd probably only care about if you're deeply into digital cookie policies. Meanwhile, the National Archives reminds you that even your cookie preferences are more interesting than this spat. 🍪
https://caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025/3063 #courtroomdrama #techtitans #digitalcookies #cookiepolicies #NationalArchives #HackerNews #ngated

Why do solo devs and tech titans clash? 🤔 Well, it turns out they're both geniuses... just in different universes. One's crafting masterpieces while the other's drowning in corporate jargon—thankfully, AI is here to save the day... or not. 🙄
https://www.seangoedecke.com/pure-and-impure-engineering/ #soloDevs #techTitans #AIInnovation #corporateJargon #creativeGenius #HackerNews #ngated

OpenAI keeps the heat on Google, announcing a Jony Ive partnership for AI hardware right after I/O. Google's tech shines, but OpenAI wins the hype war, hinting at cool new AI gadgets. Fascinating rivalry. #AIWars #TechTitans #FutureDevices

🧐 Oh, look at the Silicon Valley overlords, now moonlighting as legislators! Because clearly, coding a social network is just one step away from writing laws. 🚀 Elon Musk probably thinks democracy is just another rocket to launch. 😂
https://www.theideasletter.org/essay/silicon-valleys-new-legislators/ #SiliconValleyPolitics #TechTitans #Legislation #ElonMusk #DemocracyInTech #HackerNews #ngated

Musk Says Bezos Recommended Selling Tesla Stocks Before Trump Election Defeat #ElonMusk #JeffBezos #Tesla #StockMarket #Trump #USPolitics #BusinessNews #TechTitans #BreakingNews #FinancialAdvice #News

https://newspiler.in/jeff-says-tesla-stocks-before-trump-election-defeat/

Who goes bankrupt first?

#AiHype #BigTech #TechGiants #TechTitans #Alphabet #Amazon #Apple #Meta #Microsoft #Nvidia #Tesla

#Billionaires like #Google co-founder #LarryPage and #Amazon #JeffBezos are on a mission to defeat aging. Page launched Calico Labs, while Bezos and billionaire Yuri Milner created Altos Labs, recruiting top scientists to explore reversing cell aging. Former #PayPal CEO Peter Thiel is taking things even further, using daily human growth hormone pills and planning to be cryogenically frozen after death. #Longevity #AntiAging #TechTitans #liveforever #ForeverYoung

https://fortune.com/2024/09/19/anti-aging-bryan-johnson-oracle-ceo-larry-ellison-age-death/

#Billionaires like #Google co-founder #LarryPage and #Amazon #JeffBezos are on a mission to defeat aging. Page launched Calico Labs, while Bezos and billionaire Yuri Milner created Altos Labs, recruiting top scientists to explore reversing cell aging. Former #PayPal CEO Peter Thiel is taking things even further, using daily human growth hormone pills and planning to be cryogenically frozen after death. #Longevity #AntiAging #TechTitans #liveforever #ForeverYoung

https://fortune.com/2024/09/19/anti-aging-bryan-johnson-oracle-ceo-larry-ellison-age-death/

Oh, well... just another book review: https://abeautifulmess.substack.com/p/burn-book-a-tech-love-story-by-kara.

#TechLoveStory #SiliconValleyExposé #KaraSwisherSays #TechTitans #SteveJobs #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #JeffBezos #BillGates #InsideTech #TechRoast #MustRead #BookReview #TechInsider #LaughAndLearn #DigitalDrama #BurnBook #TechTribes #InnovatorsAndDisruptors #TechHumor #ABeautifulMess

Oh, well... just another book review: https://abeautifulmess.substack.com/p/burn-book-a-tech-love-story-by-kara.

#TechLoveStory #SiliconValleyExposé #KaraSwisherSays #TechTitans #SteveJobs #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #JeffBezos #BillGates #InsideTech #TechRoast #MustRead #BookReview #TechInsider #LaughAndLearn #DigitalDrama #BurnBook #TechTribes #InnovatorsAndDisruptors #TechHumor #ABeautifulMess

Oh, well... just another book review: https://abeautifulmess.substack.com/p/burn-book-a-tech-love-story-by-kara.

#TechLoveStory #SiliconValleyExposé #KaraSwisherSays #TechTitans #SteveJobs #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #JeffBezos #BillGates #InsideTech #TechRoast #MustRead #BookReview #TechInsider #LaughAndLearn #DigitalDrama #BurnBook #TechTribes #InnovatorsAndDisruptors #TechHumor #ABeautifulMess

Oh, well... just another book review: https://abeautifulmess.substack.com/p/burn-book-a-tech-love-story-by-kara.

#TechLoveStory #SiliconValleyExposé #KaraSwisherSays #TechTitans #SteveJobs #ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #JeffBezos #BillGates #InsideTech #TechRoast #MustRead #BookReview #TechInsider #LaughAndLearn #DigitalDrama #BurnBook #TechTribes #InnovatorsAndDisruptors #TechHumor #ABeautifulMess