#ngated — Public Fediverse posts

🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Bun's #transformation into #Rust was finally "merged" like a hipster's first surfboard, promising to revolutionize... absolutely nothing you'd notice. 🦀 Web devs everywhere would be thrilled if they weren’t too busy pretending this matters. 🙄
https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/1tcrmjs/rewrite_bun_in_rust_has_been_merged/ #Bun #WebDev #News #HipsterTech #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Oh no, the intrepid #hackers tried to unlock the secrets of HDD firmware, but #ModSecurity swooped in to remind them even the internet has standards! 💾🔒 Apparently, the real hack was thinking this article would deliver anything but a 404 punchline. 😂
https://icode4.coffee/?p=1465 #HDDFirmware #Cybersecurity #404Error #HackerNews #ngated

Oh look, it's another riveting piece of academic literature desperately trying to measure the un-measurable: how much #AI is meddling with our precious words. Because nothing says "cutting-edge research" like a deep dive into the mysterious art of text editing by our robo-overlords. 🤖📚 We eagerly await the next groundbreaking paper on quantifying the extent of #procrastination in #academia. 🙄✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.03154 #Research #TextEditing #RoboOverlords #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! 🎉 Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. 🙄🚀
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! 🎉 Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. 🙄🚀
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! 🎉 Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. 🙄🚀
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! 🎉 Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. 🙄🚀
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! 🎉 Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. 🙄🚀
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🎮💻 In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. 🥔🔥
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated

🎮💻 In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. 🥔🔥
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated

🎮💻 In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. 🥔🔥
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated

🎮💻 In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. 🥔🔥
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated

🎮💻 In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. 🥔🔥
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated

🚨🚀MIT's "brilliant" #strategy to combat a 20% #grad student apocalypse: a riveting 5-hour #video #recital of #funding woes by President Kornbluth. 🎓💡 Because nothing screams "talent pipeline" like lulling prospects to sleep with bureaucratic bedtime stories. 😂📉
https://president.mit.edu/writing-speeches/video-transcript-message-president-kornbluth-about-funding-and-talent-pipeline #MIT #Students #Talent #Pipeline #Bureaucracy #HackerNews #ngated

🚨🚀MIT's "brilliant" #strategy to combat a 20% #grad student apocalypse: a riveting 5-hour #video #recital of #funding woes by President Kornbluth. 🎓💡 Because nothing screams "talent pipeline" like lulling prospects to sleep with bureaucratic bedtime stories. 😂📉
https://president.mit.edu/writing-speeches/video-transcript-message-president-kornbluth-about-funding-and-talent-pipeline #MIT #Students #Talent #Pipeline #Bureaucracy #HackerNews #ngated

🚨🚀MIT's "brilliant" #strategy to combat a 20% #grad student apocalypse: a riveting 5-hour #video #recital of #funding woes by President Kornbluth. 🎓💡 Because nothing screams "talent pipeline" like lulling prospects to sleep with bureaucratic bedtime stories. 😂📉
https://president.mit.edu/writing-speeches/video-transcript-message-president-kornbluth-about-funding-and-talent-pipeline #MIT #Students #Talent #Pipeline #Bureaucracy #HackerNews #ngated

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Apparently, #USC has transformed into a bizarre supplier of cadaverous commodities for the US #Navy and Israel! 🏴‍☠️💀 Forget about student loans, folks; it's all about the lucrative #business of #lifeless limbs! 🙄🔍
https://www.uscannenbergmedia.com/2026/05/11/al-jazeera-documentary-highlights-uscs-sale-of-dead-bodies-to-us-navy-israeli-military/ #Cadaver #Israel #Limbs #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated

🤣 In the latest episode of "Billionaire Blues," Meta's Scrooge-like #profits soar to new heights while employee morale plummets to Mariana Trench levels. 💰🔨 Is Mark #Zuckerberg secretly writing a #sitcom, or has he just never heard of the concept 'happy workers equal better work'? 🤔📉
https://www.wired.com/story/meta-layoffs-bad-vibes-mark-zuckerberg-ai/ #BillionaireBlues #Meta #EmployeeMorale #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: The #EU bravely champions Italy's crusade to squeeze #Meta like a lemon for #news #cash. #🍋 Because clearly, nothing screams "innovation" like forcing tech giants to bankroll the crumbling newspaper industry. 📜💸
https://www.niemanlab.org/2026/05/the-eu-backs-italys-right-to-make-meta-pay-for-news/ #Innovation #Italy #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: The #EU bravely champions Italy's crusade to squeeze #Meta like a lemon for #news #cash. #🍋 Because clearly, nothing screams "innovation" like forcing tech giants to bankroll the crumbling newspaper industry. 📜💸
https://www.niemanlab.org/2026/05/the-eu-backs-italys-right-to-make-meta-pay-for-news/ #Innovation #Italy #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: The #EU bravely champions Italy's crusade to squeeze #Meta like a lemon for #news #cash. #🍋 Because clearly, nothing screams "innovation" like forcing tech giants to bankroll the crumbling newspaper industry. 📜💸
https://www.niemanlab.org/2026/05/the-eu-backs-italys-right-to-make-meta-pay-for-news/ #Innovation #Italy #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: The #EU bravely champions Italy's crusade to squeeze #Meta like a lemon for #news #cash. #🍋 Because clearly, nothing screams "innovation" like forcing tech giants to bankroll the crumbling newspaper industry. 📜💸
https://www.niemanlab.org/2026/05/the-eu-backs-italys-right-to-make-meta-pay-for-news/ #Innovation #Italy #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: The #EU bravely champions Italy's crusade to squeeze #Meta like a lemon for #news #cash. #🍋 Because clearly, nothing screams "innovation" like forcing tech giants to bankroll the crumbling newspaper industry. 📜💸
https://www.niemanlab.org/2026/05/the-eu-backs-italys-right-to-make-meta-pay-for-news/ #Innovation #Italy #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Oh, Canada! Where the "Computer Hobby Movement" is somehow considered a museum-worthy relic. 🎨 Dive into the gripping oral histories of dial-up modems and 8-bit art that will leave you on the edge of your... social studies homework. 🖼️🇨🇦
https://museum.eecs.yorku.ca/exhibits/show/hobby_canada/hobby_canada #ComputerHobbyMovement #Canada #OralHistories #DialUpModems #8BitArt #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the USDA's prophecy of a #wheatpocalypse 🌾🔮—as if the world wasn't already in crumbs. But no worries, you can't read the article anyway, so just imagine the smallest harvest since bell bottoms were cool. 🙃🚫
https://www.agweb.com/news/usda-projects-smallest-us-wheat-harvest-1972-due-plains-drought #USDA #agriculture #foodcrisis #harvestnews #bellbottoms #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the majestic spectacle of #AI "deliberately" helping you code better, because clearly, we've been #coding wrong this whole time. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, #GitHub morphs into an #amusement #park with its AI rides, promising a thrilling experience of "skill development" while you sit back and watch the robots do the work. 🛠️🤷‍♂️
https://github.com/DrCatHicks/learning-opportunities #Revolution #Skill #Development #Tech #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the majestic spectacle of #AI "deliberately" helping you code better, because clearly, we've been #coding wrong this whole time. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, #GitHub morphs into an #amusement #park with its AI rides, promising a thrilling experience of "skill development" while you sit back and watch the robots do the work. 🛠️🤷‍♂️
https://github.com/DrCatHicks/learning-opportunities #Revolution #Skill #Development #Tech #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the majestic spectacle of #AI "deliberately" helping you code better, because clearly, we've been #coding wrong this whole time. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, #GitHub morphs into an #amusement #park with its AI rides, promising a thrilling experience of "skill development" while you sit back and watch the robots do the work. 🛠️🤷‍♂️
https://github.com/DrCatHicks/learning-opportunities #Revolution #Skill #Development #Tech #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the majestic spectacle of #AI "deliberately" helping you code better, because clearly, we've been #coding wrong this whole time. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, #GitHub morphs into an #amusement #park with its AI rides, promising a thrilling experience of "skill development" while you sit back and watch the robots do the work. 🛠️🤷‍♂️
https://github.com/DrCatHicks/learning-opportunities #Revolution #Skill #Development #Tech #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the majestic spectacle of #AI "deliberately" helping you code better, because clearly, we've been #coding wrong this whole time. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, #GitHub morphs into an #amusement #park with its AI rides, promising a thrilling experience of "skill development" while you sit back and watch the robots do the work. 🛠️🤷‍♂️
https://github.com/DrCatHicks/learning-opportunities #Revolution #Skill #Development #Tech #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the great dream of a "Siri for Families" 🤔, where Apple could finally manage your chaotic life like a helicopter parent! Because clearly, Apple just can't wait to become your family's overbearing AI nanny, tracking every vitamin and violin lesson 🎻📅—only to malfunction and start mixing up your kid's soccer with grandma's bingo night. 🤦‍♂️
https://taoofmac.com/space/blog/2026/05/14/1220 #SiriForFamilies #AppleAI #FamilyManagement #TechHumor #OverbearingNanny #HackerNews #ngated

🎨🖼️ Oh, the art world holds its breath as a real #Monet gets mistaken for #AI, but fear not, #JavaScript is here to save the day! 🖱️🔍 Why bother with a groundbreaking art experiment when you can spend your time deciphering the browser sorcery of x.com? 🤦‍♂️🔧
https://twitter.com/jediwolf/status/2054776716770320631 #artworld #x.com #HackerNews #ngated

Wow, an entire essay on the *epic journey* of backyard dreams—because who wouldn't want to explore the *deep philosophical implications* of a tree house? 🤔🌳 Apparently, the pinnacle of human freedom is a Korowai Tree House, because nothing screams liberation like precariously perching in a glorified wooden box. 📦🙄
https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/roundtable/tree-house #backyarddreams #epicjourney #philosophicalthoughts #treehouse #freedomexploration #KorowaiTreeHouse #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. 🙄🤦‍♂️ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. 💾🔄
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. 🙄🤦‍♂️ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. 💾🔄
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. 🙄🤦‍♂️ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. 💾🔄
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. 🙄🤦‍♂️ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. 💾🔄
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. 🙄🤦‍♂️ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. 💾🔄
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated

🚀✨ Ah, the thrilling saga of yet another #Rust binary promising to liberate your #DNS queries from prying eyes! But wait, did you hear? Every #CDN edge now knows you exist, and they’re all sending you virtual hugs. 🤗🔍 Because nothing screams #privacy like spreading your digital DNA across the internet under the guise of #anonymity. 🙃🔒
https://numa.rs/blog/posts/odoh-anonymous-dns-without-an-account.html #DigitalSecurity #HackerNews #ngated

🚀✨ Ah, the thrilling saga of yet another #Rust binary promising to liberate your #DNS queries from prying eyes! But wait, did you hear? Every #CDN edge now knows you exist, and they’re all sending you virtual hugs. 🤗🔍 Because nothing screams #privacy like spreading your digital DNA across the internet under the guise of #anonymity. 🙃🔒
https://numa.rs/blog/posts/odoh-anonymous-dns-without-an-account.html #DigitalSecurity #HackerNews #ngated

🚀✨ Ah, the thrilling saga of yet another #Rust binary promising to liberate your #DNS queries from prying eyes! But wait, did you hear? Every #CDN edge now knows you exist, and they’re all sending you virtual hugs. 🤗🔍 Because nothing screams #privacy like spreading your digital DNA across the internet under the guise of #anonymity. 🙃🔒
https://numa.rs/blog/posts/odoh-anonymous-dns-without-an-account.html #DigitalSecurity #HackerNews #ngated

🚀✨ Ah, the thrilling saga of yet another #Rust binary promising to liberate your #DNS queries from prying eyes! But wait, did you hear? Every #CDN edge now knows you exist, and they’re all sending you virtual hugs. 🤗🔍 Because nothing screams #privacy like spreading your digital DNA across the internet under the guise of #anonymity. 🙃🔒
https://numa.rs/blog/posts/odoh-anonymous-dns-without-an-account.html #DigitalSecurity #HackerNews #ngated

🚀✨ Ah, the thrilling saga of yet another #Rust binary promising to liberate your #DNS queries from prying eyes! But wait, did you hear? Every #CDN edge now knows you exist, and they’re all sending you virtual hugs. 🤗🔍 Because nothing screams #privacy like spreading your digital DNA across the internet under the guise of #anonymity. 🙃🔒
https://numa.rs/blog/posts/odoh-anonymous-dns-without-an-account.html #DigitalSecurity #HackerNews #ngated

👩‍💻 Ah yes, the age-old quest to give live feedback a personality test 🙄. Josh Horowitz bravely attempts to map the uncharted territory of technical babble with six buzzwords, ensuring #academia never runs out of meaningless #metrics. Because who doesn't want to measure the "materiality" of their code's feelings? 🤔📉
https://joshuahhh.com/dims-of-feedback/ #techbuzzwords #livefeedback #codepersonality #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the age-old tradition of #rewriting everything in #Rust, because why not? 😏 Congratulations to the brave souls who convinced themselves that this will definitely solve all the world's problems. 🚀🔧 Now we can all sleep soundly knowing our buns are safe and sound in memory-safe glory. 🙄 #RustEvangelismStrikesAgain
https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/30412 #Memory #Safety #Software #Development #Tech #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

🎩✨ Wow! Let's take a modern OS and dress it up like a relic from 2009! Because who doesn't love a good mid-life crisis? 💾👏 It's like putting a rotary dial on a smartphone and calling it #innovation. 🕰️🚀
https://classic7.lol/ #modernOS #midlifeCrisis #retroTech #nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the groundbreaking revelation that 20-year-old system designs are somehow not compatible with AI models from the future. 😂 Who knew that the relentless march of technology would make ancient assumptions obsolete? 🤯 Apparently, expecting your grandpa's architecture to handle AI magic seamlessly is a "bold" move. 🧙‍♂️
https://zknill.io/posts/llms-are-breaking-20-year-old-system-design/ #AItechnology #ancientarchitecture #systemdesigns #techrevolution #futureproofing #HackerNews #ngated

🎪🤖 Witness the #AI nerds' #circus as they play detective, unmasking the diabolical plot of 'hidden nerfing' and 'censorship' in AI models. They claim to have cracked the code on how AI models are secretly dumbed down over time, as if these updates are the Matrix's biggest scandal. 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get Siri to understand our voice commands. 🔍📉
https://mayerwin.github.io/AI-Arena-History/ #HiddenNerfing #Censorship #TechScandal #VoiceRecognition #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the #revolution of #AI for small businesses: repackaging #chatbots as "Claude" and selling them as the future of productivity! 🚀 Because what mom-and-pop shops really need is a convoluted tech solution to do what sticky notes and caffeine already handle beautifully. 🙃
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-small-business #SmallBusiness #Productivity #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the #revolution of #AI for small businesses: repackaging #chatbots as "Claude" and selling them as the future of productivity! 🚀 Because what mom-and-pop shops really need is a convoluted tech solution to do what sticky notes and caffeine already handle beautifully. 🙃
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-small-business #SmallBusiness #Productivity #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated