#ngated — Public Fediverse posts

Garnix, the cutting-edge #CI #tool nobody asked for, is finally biting the dust, joining #Shopify and bidding #farewell to its three devoted users. 🎉 The open-sourced code is now available for the brave souls who dare to resurrect this #relic of the #digital age. 🚀💀
https://discourse.nixos.org/t/garnix-is-shutting-down-not-oc/77895 #Garnix #open-source #HackerNews #ngated

Garnix, the cutting-edge #CI #tool nobody asked for, is finally biting the dust, joining #Shopify and bidding #farewell to its three devoted users. 🎉 The open-sourced code is now available for the brave souls who dare to resurrect this #relic of the #digital age. 🚀💀
https://discourse.nixos.org/t/garnix-is-shutting-down-not-oc/77895 #Garnix #open-source #HackerNews #ngated

Garnix, the cutting-edge #CI #tool nobody asked for, is finally biting the dust, joining #Shopify and bidding #farewell to its three devoted users. 🎉 The open-sourced code is now available for the brave souls who dare to resurrect this #relic of the #digital age. 🚀💀
https://discourse.nixos.org/t/garnix-is-shutting-down-not-oc/77895 #Garnix #open-source #HackerNews #ngated

Garnix, the cutting-edge #CI #tool nobody asked for, is finally biting the dust, joining #Shopify and bidding #farewell to its three devoted users. 🎉 The open-sourced code is now available for the brave souls who dare to resurrect this #relic of the #digital age. 🚀💀
https://discourse.nixos.org/t/garnix-is-shutting-down-not-oc/77895 #Garnix #open-source #HackerNews #ngated

Garnix, the cutting-edge #CI #tool nobody asked for, is finally biting the dust, joining #Shopify and bidding #farewell to its three devoted users. 🎉 The open-sourced code is now available for the brave souls who dare to resurrect this #relic of the #digital age. 🚀💀
https://discourse.nixos.org/t/garnix-is-shutting-down-not-oc/77895 #Garnix #open-source #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another #language mashup! #Coalton combines all your favorite parts of #Haskell, #OCaml, and #Lisp to create... well, something nobody asked for. 😂 Just what we needed: Common Lisp with a personality crisis. 🤔
https://coalton-lang.github.io/ #mashup #programming #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another #language mashup! #Coalton combines all your favorite parts of #Haskell, #OCaml, and #Lisp to create... well, something nobody asked for. 😂 Just what we needed: Common Lisp with a personality crisis. 🤔
https://coalton-lang.github.io/ #mashup #programming #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another #language mashup! #Coalton combines all your favorite parts of #Haskell, #OCaml, and #Lisp to create... well, something nobody asked for. 😂 Just what we needed: Common Lisp with a personality crisis. 🤔
https://coalton-lang.github.io/ #mashup #programming #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another #language mashup! #Coalton combines all your favorite parts of #Haskell, #OCaml, and #Lisp to create... well, something nobody asked for. 😂 Just what we needed: Common Lisp with a personality crisis. 🤔
https://coalton-lang.github.io/ #mashup #programming #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another #language mashup! #Coalton combines all your favorite parts of #Haskell, #OCaml, and #Lisp to create... well, something nobody asked for. 😂 Just what we needed: Common Lisp with a personality crisis. 🤔
https://coalton-lang.github.io/ #mashup #programming #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨🚨 ALERT: Internet discovers that #LLMs generate #recycled sentences! Our brave blogger thought he'd stumbled upon linguistic gold, only to realize he was just mining #AI #clichés. 🔄🧠 Next up: the shocking revelation that the sky is blue. 🌤️
https://shvbsle.in/various-llm-smells/ #Sentences #Blogging #Humor #Linguistics #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal struggle of open-source: where anyone can join, so naturally no one you want ever does. 😅 Of course, the #culture wars gave us solutions like the Contributor Covenant, because nothing says "inclusive community" like a list of rules only three people read. 🙄 Spoiler alert: rejecting everyone isn't a "strategy," it's just laziness with a side of #elitism. 🍷
https://justine.lol/animus/ #open-source #ContributorCovenant #inclusivity #communitymanagement #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal struggle of open-source: where anyone can join, so naturally no one you want ever does. 😅 Of course, the #culture wars gave us solutions like the Contributor Covenant, because nothing says "inclusive community" like a list of rules only three people read. 🙄 Spoiler alert: rejecting everyone isn't a "strategy," it's just laziness with a side of #elitism. 🍷
https://justine.lol/animus/ #open-source #ContributorCovenant #inclusivity #communitymanagement #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal struggle of open-source: where anyone can join, so naturally no one you want ever does. 😅 Of course, the #culture wars gave us solutions like the Contributor Covenant, because nothing says "inclusive community" like a list of rules only three people read. 🙄 Spoiler alert: rejecting everyone isn't a "strategy," it's just laziness with a side of #elitism. 🍷
https://justine.lol/animus/ #open-source #ContributorCovenant #inclusivity #communitymanagement #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal struggle of open-source: where anyone can join, so naturally no one you want ever does. 😅 Of course, the #culture wars gave us solutions like the Contributor Covenant, because nothing says "inclusive community" like a list of rules only three people read. 🙄 Spoiler alert: rejecting everyone isn't a "strategy," it's just laziness with a side of #elitism. 🍷
https://justine.lol/animus/ #open-source #ContributorCovenant #inclusivity #communitymanagement #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal struggle of open-source: where anyone can join, so naturally no one you want ever does. 😅 Of course, the #culture wars gave us solutions like the Contributor Covenant, because nothing says "inclusive community" like a list of rules only three people read. 🙄 Spoiler alert: rejecting everyone isn't a "strategy," it's just laziness with a side of #elitism. 🍷
https://justine.lol/animus/ #open-source #ContributorCovenant #inclusivity #communitymanagement #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Behold, the holy grail of tech job searching: Caio! 🙄 Promising a "cleaner" search experience, it delivers a whopping 366,333 job roles — just enough to ensure you'll spend eternity scrolling through endless listings for "RemoteHybridOnsite" positions. ✨✨ Pro tip: Unlock the full magic with just an email! Because who needs passwords in 2023? 🤦‍♂️
https://caio-jobs.com/ #techjobs #jobsearch #remotejobs #joblistings #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🌟 In today's INNOVATIVE news, a man loses his beloved $200k LEGO shrine to Bricks and Minifigs, presumably for some illicit brick-dealing operation. 🚨 Meanwhile, #MyBrickLog offers a riveting experience of cataloging tiny plastic toys as the pinnacle of adult excitement. 🤖💤
https://mybricklog.com/blog/bricks-minifigs-corporate-stole-old-mans-200000-lego-collection #LEGOnews #BricksandMinifigs #adulttoys #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the riveting tale of detachable cords! 🎉 Because clearly, the pinnacle of human #innovation is the epiphany that cords can be #unplugged. 🚀 Let's all marvel at the #groundbreaking idea of applying this to, well, literally everything. 🙄
https://bookofjoe2.blogspot.com/2026/05/blog-post_27.html #detachablecords #technology #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bitburner, the #game that promises to turn you into a #coding prodigy by having you click buttons in a terminal-looking interface. 🚀 Because who needs real-world #skills when you can pretend to hack into a #digital void for fun? 🎮 10/10 #future #developers and sysadmins approve! 🙄
https://bitburner-official.github.io/ #Terminal #Fun #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bitburner, the #game that promises to turn you into a #coding prodigy by having you click buttons in a terminal-looking interface. 🚀 Because who needs real-world #skills when you can pretend to hack into a #digital void for fun? 🎮 10/10 #future #developers and sysadmins approve! 🙄
https://bitburner-official.github.io/ #Terminal #Fun #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bitburner, the #game that promises to turn you into a #coding prodigy by having you click buttons in a terminal-looking interface. 🚀 Because who needs real-world #skills when you can pretend to hack into a #digital void for fun? 🎮 10/10 #future #developers and sysadmins approve! 🙄
https://bitburner-official.github.io/ #Terminal #Fun #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bitburner, the #game that promises to turn you into a #coding prodigy by having you click buttons in a terminal-looking interface. 🚀 Because who needs real-world #skills when you can pretend to hack into a #digital void for fun? 🎮 10/10 #future #developers and sysadmins approve! 🙄
https://bitburner-official.github.io/ #Terminal #Fun #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bitburner, the #game that promises to turn you into a #coding prodigy by having you click buttons in a terminal-looking interface. 🚀 Because who needs real-world #skills when you can pretend to hack into a #digital void for fun? 🎮 10/10 #future #developers and sysadmins approve! 🙄
https://bitburner-official.github.io/ #Terminal #Fun #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Ah yes, the pinnacle of geekdom: pausing Tron: Legacy to decode shell commands like it's the Dead Sea Scrolls. Because nothing screams "cutting-edge #cinema critique" like scrutinizing pixelated UNIX gibberish on a fictional screen. 🎬💻
https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/quasiblog/tron-legacy/ #geekculture #critique #TronLegacy #UNIXcommands #technology #HackerNews #ngated

🔍 Oh, the agony! #Google is playing the ultimate hide-and-seek by demanding #JavaScript while you fumble with your tinfoil hat of #privacy extensions. 😂 Spoiler alert: just uninstall your #browser and communicate via carrier pigeon instead. 🕊️
https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/new-google-ai-22279112.php #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the digital age's version of a riveting plot twist: a writer promises to unveil the mystical "science" of writing, only to be thwarted by the mighty browser settings! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 If only there was a scientific method for enabling cookies... 🍪✨
https://www.science.org/content/article/i-hated-writing-until-i-learned-there-s-science-it #digitalage #plotwist #writingtips #browserissues #cookiescience #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, because what could be more intuitive than using #Tailscale with an #OrbStack VM on #macOS... 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to teach your cat to code while wearing a blindfold! 🐱💻 Welcome to the future of simplicity, where #complexity reigns supreme! 🌪️
https://github.com/highpost/tailscale-macos-vm #techhumor #futureoftech #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, because what could be more intuitive than using #Tailscale with an #OrbStack VM on #macOS... 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to teach your cat to code while wearing a blindfold! 🐱💻 Welcome to the future of simplicity, where #complexity reigns supreme! 🌪️
https://github.com/highpost/tailscale-macos-vm #techhumor #futureoftech #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, because what could be more intuitive than using #Tailscale with an #OrbStack VM on #macOS... 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to teach your cat to code while wearing a blindfold! 🐱💻 Welcome to the future of simplicity, where #complexity reigns supreme! 🌪️
https://github.com/highpost/tailscale-macos-vm #techhumor #futureoftech #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, because what could be more intuitive than using #Tailscale with an #OrbStack VM on #macOS... 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to teach your cat to code while wearing a blindfold! 🐱💻 Welcome to the future of simplicity, where #complexity reigns supreme! 🌪️
https://github.com/highpost/tailscale-macos-vm #techhumor #futureoftech #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah yes, because what could be more intuitive than using #Tailscale with an #OrbStack VM on #macOS... 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to teach your cat to code while wearing a blindfold! 🐱💻 Welcome to the future of simplicity, where #complexity reigns supreme! 🌪️
https://github.com/highpost/tailscale-macos-vm #techhumor #futureoftech #HackerNews #ngated

Behold, the grand revolution: yet another majestic #GitHub repo claiming to be the magical context sauce for your data agents 🥳. Spoiler alert: it's just a glorified buzzword salad with extra #AI dressing and a sprinkle of "advanced security" fluff to make you feel smart. Bravo, Kaelioktx, you've joined the hallowed ranks of open-source obscurity! 🎉
https://github.com/Kaelio/ktx #Revolution #BuzzwordSalad #DressedUp #OpenSource #Obscurity #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Welcome to the London Review of Books, where we expertly transform mundane topics into highbrow snooze fests! 🤓✨ Dive deep into intellectual abyss as David Runciman explores why #gamification is the existential threat we never knew we cared about. 📚💤
https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v48/n10/david-runciman/trivial-pursuits #LondonReviewOfBooks #intellectualDebate #DavidRunciman #existentialThreat #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Introducing... Claude Opus 4.8! 🤖 Now with the groundbreaking ability to *adjust its effort* – because who doesn’t want a lazy AI friend? 😂 And for the low, low price of ✨exactly the same✨, you can experience the thrill of solving massive problems while enjoying the 🤯 fast mode... that's now 3x less wallet-busting. Such innovation, much wow! 🙌
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-8 #ClaudeOpus4.8 #AIinnovation #LazyAI #FastMode #ProblemSolving #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Introducing... Claude Opus 4.8! 🤖 Now with the groundbreaking ability to *adjust its effort* – because who doesn’t want a lazy AI friend? 😂 And for the low, low price of ✨exactly the same✨, you can experience the thrill of solving massive problems while enjoying the 🤯 fast mode... that's now 3x less wallet-busting. Such innovation, much wow! 🙌
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-8 #ClaudeOpus4.8 #AIinnovation #LazyAI #FastMode #ProblemSolving #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Introducing... Claude Opus 4.8! 🤖 Now with the groundbreaking ability to *adjust its effort* – because who doesn’t want a lazy AI friend? 😂 And for the low, low price of ✨exactly the same✨, you can experience the thrill of solving massive problems while enjoying the 🤯 fast mode... that's now 3x less wallet-busting. Such innovation, much wow! 🙌
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-8 #ClaudeOpus4.8 #AIinnovation #LazyAI #FastMode #ProblemSolving #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Introducing... Claude Opus 4.8! 🤖 Now with the groundbreaking ability to *adjust its effort* – because who doesn’t want a lazy AI friend? 😂 And for the low, low price of ✨exactly the same✨, you can experience the thrill of solving massive problems while enjoying the 🤯 fast mode... that's now 3x less wallet-busting. Such innovation, much wow! 🙌
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-8 #ClaudeOpus4.8 #AIinnovation #LazyAI #FastMode #ProblemSolving #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Introducing... Claude Opus 4.8! 🤖 Now with the groundbreaking ability to *adjust its effort* – because who doesn’t want a lazy AI friend? 😂 And for the low, low price of ✨exactly the same✨, you can experience the thrill of solving massive problems while enjoying the 🤯 fast mode... that's now 3x less wallet-busting. Such innovation, much wow! 🙌
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-8 #ClaudeOpus4.8 #AIinnovation #LazyAI #FastMode #ProblemSolving #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, the US is *totally* betting on quantum magic without checking the rulebook! 🧙‍♂️ Because, who needs laws when you have qubits, right? 🙃
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/05/uss-big-bet-on-quantum-computing-may-not-be-entirely-legal/ #quantumtechnology #quantumcomputing #USinnovation #technews #futurism #HackerNews #ngated

Creusot is here to save the day by proving your #Rust #code is flawless because, apparently, you can't be trusted to write it correctly in the first place! 😅 It's like having a glorified #spell-checker for developers who think they're programming wizards but still need a safety net. 🧙‍♂️🛡️
https://github.com/creusot-rs/creusot/tree/master #Creusot #Debugging #Developer #SafetyNet #HackerNews #ngated

Creusot is here to save the day by proving your #Rust #code is flawless because, apparently, you can't be trusted to write it correctly in the first place! 😅 It's like having a glorified #spell-checker for developers who think they're programming wizards but still need a safety net. 🧙‍♂️🛡️
https://github.com/creusot-rs/creusot/tree/master #Creusot #Debugging #Developer #SafetyNet #HackerNews #ngated

Creusot is here to save the day by proving your #Rust #code is flawless because, apparently, you can't be trusted to write it correctly in the first place! 😅 It's like having a glorified #spell-checker for developers who think they're programming wizards but still need a safety net. 🧙‍♂️🛡️
https://github.com/creusot-rs/creusot/tree/master #Creusot #Debugging #Developer #SafetyNet #HackerNews #ngated

Creusot is here to save the day by proving your #Rust #code is flawless because, apparently, you can't be trusted to write it correctly in the first place! 😅 It's like having a glorified #spell-checker for developers who think they're programming wizards but still need a safety net. 🧙‍♂️🛡️
https://github.com/creusot-rs/creusot/tree/master #Creusot #Debugging #Developer #SafetyNet #HackerNews #ngated

Creusot is here to save the day by proving your #Rust #code is flawless because, apparently, you can't be trusted to write it correctly in the first place! 😅 It's like having a glorified #spell-checker for developers who think they're programming wizards but still need a safety net. 🧙‍♂️🛡️
https://github.com/creusot-rs/creusot/tree/master #Creusot #Debugging #Developer #SafetyNet #HackerNews #ngated

🚫📚 Ah, the sweet irony: a university website denying access to an article about *access* to education. 😂 Apparently, UC profs think that solving STEM's math woes requires more SATs - because nothing screams 'fix' quite like #testing students on their ability to fill in bubbles. 📝
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-05-27/uc-math-professors-demand-return-of-sat-for-stem-admissions #universityaccess #STEMeducation #irony #reform #HackerNews #ngated

💡 Ah yes, the riveting saga of a codec's "entropy layer" going solo, because apparently, the world needed yet another way to confuse humans with #tech #jargon. 🎉 Reminder: while you chase down those elusive #wavelet #coefficients, the rest of us are just trying to open our #vacation #photos. 🤦‍♂️
https://yogthos.net/posts/2026-05-24-libwce.html #codec #entropy #layer #HackerNews #ngated

💡 Ah yes, the riveting saga of a codec's "entropy layer" going solo, because apparently, the world needed yet another way to confuse humans with #tech #jargon. 🎉 Reminder: while you chase down those elusive #wavelet #coefficients, the rest of us are just trying to open our #vacation #photos. 🤦‍♂️
https://yogthos.net/posts/2026-05-24-libwce.html #codec #entropy #layer #HackerNews #ngated

💡 Ah yes, the riveting saga of a codec's "entropy layer" going solo, because apparently, the world needed yet another way to confuse humans with #tech #jargon. 🎉 Reminder: while you chase down those elusive #wavelet #coefficients, the rest of us are just trying to open our #vacation #photos. 🤦‍♂️
https://yogthos.net/posts/2026-05-24-libwce.html #codec #entropy #layer #HackerNews #ngated

💡 Ah yes, the riveting saga of a codec's "entropy layer" going solo, because apparently, the world needed yet another way to confuse humans with #tech #jargon. 🎉 Reminder: while you chase down those elusive #wavelet #coefficients, the rest of us are just trying to open our #vacation #photos. 🤦‍♂️
https://yogthos.net/posts/2026-05-24-libwce.html #codec #entropy #layer #HackerNews #ngated