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  1. Kevin Ahern @[email protected] ·

    Van Gone

    Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Van Gone

    Van Gogh in a bar by the pier
    Was asked, “Would you like, sir, a beer?”
    He replied to the gent
    In a Cockney accent
    “No thanks, because I have one ‘ere”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #vangogh #beer #cockney #ear

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour
  2. Kevin Ahern @[email protected] ·

    Van Gone

    Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Van Gone

    Van Gogh in a bar by the pier
    Was asked, “Would you like, sir, a beer?”
    He replied to the gent
    In a Cockney accent
    “No thanks, because I have one ‘ere”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #vangogh #beer #cockney #ear

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour
  3. CLondoner92 @[email protected] ·

    🇮🇪 The National #Transport Authority (NTA), with Limerick City and County Council, has launched a public consultation on the Draft #Limerick City Centre Transport Plan in #Ireland. The plan outlines transport improvements to support the city's future growth, improve access and movement for residents, workers, students and visitors, and promote economic development, sustainability and climate goals. It also supports the Limerick Shannon Metropolitan Area Transport Strategy. Consultation documents, including the draft plan, Strategic Environmental Assessment Environmental Report and Appropriate Assessment Screening Report, are available online and at council offices and selected libraries. The consultation runs from 23 July to 12 October 2026, with the public, stakeholders and interested parties invited to submit feedback to help shape the final plan.
    nationaltransport.ie/news/publ

    #transport #limerick #ireland
  4. CLondoner92 @[email protected] ·

    🇮🇪 The National #Transport Authority (NTA), with Limerick City and County Council, has launched a public consultation on the Draft #Limerick City Centre Transport Plan in #Ireland. The plan outlines transport improvements to support the city's future growth, improve access and movement for residents, workers, students and visitors, and promote economic development, sustainability and climate goals. It also supports the Limerick Shannon Metropolitan Area Transport Strategy. Consultation documents, including the draft plan, Strategic Environmental Assessment Environmental Report and Appropriate Assessment Screening Report, are available online and at council offices and selected libraries. The consultation runs from 23 July to 12 October 2026, with the public, stakeholders and interested parties invited to submit feedback to help shape the final plan.
    nationaltransport.ie/news/publ

    #transport #limerick #ireland
  5. Wetdryvac @[email protected] ·
    CW: Challenge Poem, Limerick, Blasphemy, Crass, Gross

    Hygiene Importance
    July 31, 2026

    werecats, goddammit, their sasses
    come fast, never slow like molasses
    but their human form blight
    despite their delight
    should be dropped before licking their asses

    * * *

    #poem #poetry #writing #limerick

    * * *

    Challenge: Werecat Limerick

    #poem #poetry #writing #limerick
  6. Wetdryvac @[email protected] ·
    CW: Challenge Poem, Limerick, Blasphemy, Crass, Gross

    Hygiene Importance
    July 31, 2026

    werecats, goddammit, their sasses
    come fast, never slow like molasses
    but their human form blight
    despite their delight
    should be dropped before licking their asses

    * * *

    #poem #poetry #writing #limerick

    * * *

    Challenge: Werecat Limerick

    #poem #poetry #writing #limerick