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  1. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Drought, No Doubt

    The wee itty bitty frog’s brother
    Went hopping around for his mother
    He’s seeking her out
    In the midst of a drought
    Going from one ex-stream to another

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #drought #frog #extreme #stream

  2. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Drought, No Doubt

    The wee itty bitty frog’s brother
    Went hopping around for his mother
    He’s seeking her out
    In the midst of a drought
    Going from one ex-stream to another

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #drought #frog #extreme #stream

  3. Reincarbonation
    by Kevin Ahern

    My buddy got a job at Coke
    He really is a whiz
    They hired him very quickly
    After he aced their pop quiz

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #soda #coke #carbonation #pop #quiz #job

  4. Reincarbonation
    by Kevin Ahern

    My buddy got a job at Coke
    He really is a whiz
    They hired him very quickly
    After he aced their pop quiz

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #soda #coke #carbonation #pop #quiz #job

  5. Reincarbonation
    by Kevin Ahern

    My buddy got a job at Coke
    He really is a whiz
    They hired him very quickly
    After he aced their pop quiz

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #soda #coke #carbonation #pop #quiz #job

  6. Reincarbonation
    by Kevin Ahern

    My buddy got a job at Coke
    He really is a whiz
    They hired him very quickly
    After he aced their pop quiz

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #soda #coke #carbonation #pop #quiz #job

  7. Reincarbonation
    by Kevin Ahern

    My buddy got a job at Coke
    He really is a whiz
    They hired him very quickly
    After he aced their pop quiz

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #soda #coke #carbonation #pop #quiz #job

  8. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    How Dairy!

    I guess I will just have to see
    If that brand new flu bug’s caught me
    My doctor did mutter
    It’s just like warm butter
    Because it spreads so easily

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #dairy #cow #flu #butter #spread #contagious

  9. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    How Dairy!

    I guess I will just have to see
    If that brand new flu bug’s caught me
    My doctor did mutter
    It’s just like warm butter
    Because it spreads so easily

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #dairy #cow #flu #butter #spread #contagious

  10. Horse Sense
    by Kevin Ahern

    The riding academy should listen
    And avoid the urge to scoff
    Cuz they’re gonna need a lawyer
    If their business begins falling off

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #horse #sense #riding #lawyer #falling #fallingoff

  11. Horse Sense
    by Kevin Ahern

    The riding academy should listen
    And avoid the urge to scoff
    Cuz they’re gonna need a lawyer
    If their business begins falling off

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #horse #sense #riding #lawyer #falling #fallingoff

  12. Horse Sense
    by Kevin Ahern

    The riding academy should listen
    And avoid the urge to scoff
    Cuz they’re gonna need a lawyer
    If their business begins falling off

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #horse #sense #riding #lawyer #falling #fallingoff

  13. Horse Sense
    by Kevin Ahern

    The riding academy should listen
    And avoid the urge to scoff
    Cuz they’re gonna need a lawyer
    If their business begins falling off

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #horse #sense #riding #lawyer #falling #fallingoff

  14. Timber!
    by Kevin Ahern

    When it comes to lighting fires
    Pinocchio has one rule
    He doesn’t want to be involved
    Cuz he’s nobody’s fuel

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #timber #fire #Pinocchio #forest #fuel #fool

  15. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Big Stop

    The behavior of ruffian Ben
    Causes mayhem with all his bad zen
    I think he will stop
    The local Big Top
    If he goes for the juggler again

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #bigtop #circus #juggler #jugular #ruffian

  16. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Big Stop

    The behavior of ruffian Ben
    Causes mayhem with all his bad zen
    I think he will stop
    The local Big Top
    If he goes for the juggler again

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #bigtop #circus #juggler #jugular #ruffian

  17. Sticky Situation
    by Kevin Ahern

    The Scotch factory robber
    Did not make a great escape
    And so they identified him
    By looking at the tape

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #sticky #scotchtape #tape #robber #escape #identify

  18. Star Warns

    A saying I learned from a Quaker
    Is truly some kind of deal breaker
    If a rock from the sky
    Hits you in the eye
    You surely will meteor maker

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #Starwars #Quaker #sky #eye #meteor #maker

  19. No ROM for More
    by Kevin Ahern

    I told my computer teacher
    That it was just last night
    The dog ate all my homework
    In just a couple bytes

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #ROM #computer #teacher #dog #homework #bytes

  20. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Soon to be Charged

    The newspaper down by the stairs
    Has a headline that loudly declares
    “An electron is cheating”
    “A mistress he’s meeting”
    “Go read it in current affairs”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #charged #newspaper #headline #electron #cheating #current #affairs

  21. Speed Readers
    by Kevin Ahern

    Ghosts prefer
    Their books most thickly
    Cuz they go through them
    Rather quickly

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #reading #speed #ghost #books

  22. Speed Readers
    by Kevin Ahern

    Ghosts prefer
    Their books most thickly
    Cuz they go through them
    Rather quickly

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #reading #speed #ghost #books

  23. Speed Readers
    by Kevin Ahern

    Ghosts prefer
    Their books most thickly
    Cuz they go through them
    Rather quickly

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #reading #speed #ghost #books

  24. Speed Readers
    by Kevin Ahern

    Ghosts prefer
    Their books most thickly
    Cuz they go through them
    Rather quickly

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #reading #speed #ghost #books

  25. Speed Readers
    by Kevin Ahern

    Ghosts prefer
    Their books most thickly
    Cuz they go through them
    Rather quickly

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #reading #speed #ghost #books

  26. Kevin's Limerick of the Day
    Stinko

    That skunk over there by the fence
    Has a problem that’s rather immense
    The little guy’s plight?
    He’s not very bright
    And seems to have no common scents

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #skunk #stink #scents #sense #smell

  27. Memories

    The pie and the ice cream both flowed
    At the south Texas shop down the road
    They deserve mucho praise
    For coining the phrase
    “Just remember the ala mode”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #pie #icecream #Texas #Alamo

  28. Memories

    The pie and the ice cream both flowed
    At the south Texas shop down the road
    They deserve mucho praise
    For coining the phrase
    “Just remember the ala mode”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #pie #icecream #Texas #Alamo

  29. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Break In

    When a thief robbed my house of some dough
    The policemen all wanted to know
    Just how did this louse
    Get into the house?
    I said he came intruder window

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #thief #robbery #intruder #

  30. Network Difficulties
    by Kevin Ahern

    Our computer network
    Has been thrown asunder
    By the new Australian IT guy
    Who’s from a LAN down under

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #computer #network #Australia #IT #LAN #downunder

  31. Network Difficulties
    by Kevin Ahern

    Our computer network
    Has been thrown asunder
    By the new Australian IT guy
    Who’s from a LAN down under

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #computer #network #Australia #IT #LAN #downunder

  32. Network Difficulties
    by Kevin Ahern

    Our computer network
    Has been thrown asunder
    By the new Australian IT guy
    Who’s from a LAN down under

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #computer #network #Australia #IT #LAN #downunder

  33. Network Difficulties
    by Kevin Ahern

    Our computer network
    Has been thrown asunder
    By the new Australian IT guy
    Who’s from a LAN down under

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #computer #network #Australia #IT #LAN #downunder

  34. Network Difficulties
    by Kevin Ahern

    Our computer network
    Has been thrown asunder
    By the new Australian IT guy
    Who’s from a LAN down under

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #computer #network #Australia #IT #LAN #downunder

  35. Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Blubbering

    The Icelander down at the bay
    Was sad - no blubber buffet
    Then he heard someone sing
    This song in the spring
    It goes, “Whale meat again one day”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #Iceland #whale #blubber

  36. Swapped
    by Kevin Ahern

    After Mrs. Collins’ handbag was stolen
    Her insurance company
    Made sure
    She was reimpursed

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #handbag #purse #theft #insurance

  37. On this occasion
    of national celebration
    meet George Washington
    the father of our nation.

    Fought off the British empire, with bravery.
    Signed the constitution, continued slavery.
    Could not lie, cut down a cherry tree.
    Gave us the right to life and liberty.

    Framed the independence declaration.
    Called great, though he was a baddie.
    All the girls on his plantation
    called him “Cherry Poppin’ Daddy”!

    Rich people lied.
    Poor people died,
    for corporate profits.

    The Untied Snakes
    is coming untied.
    So say the prophets.

    the-lie-that-america.is-great.

    #USA #UsPol #MAGA #poem #verse

  38. On this occasion
    of national celebration
    meet George Washington
    the father of our nation.

    Fought off the British empire, with bravery.
    Signed the constitution, continued slavery.
    Could not lie, cut down a cherry tree.
    Gave us the right to life and liberty.

    Framed the independence declaration.
    Called great, though he was a baddie.
    All the girls on his plantation
    called him “Cherry Poppin’ Daddy”!

    Rich people lied.
    Poor people died,
    for corporate profits.

    The Untied Snakes
    is coming untied.
    So say the prophets.

    the-lie-that-america.is-great.

    #USA #UsPol #MAGA #poem #verse

  39. On this occasion
    of national celebration
    meet George Washington
    the father of our nation.

    Fought off the British empire, with bravery.
    Signed the constitution, continued slavery.
    Could not lie, cut down a cherry tree.
    Gave us the right to life and liberty.

    Framed the independence declaration.
    Called great, though he was a baddie.
    All the girls on his plantation
    called him “Cherry Poppin’ Daddy”!

    Rich people lied.
    Poor people died,
    for corporate profits.

    The Untied Snakes
    is coming untied.
    So say the prophets.

    the-lie-that-america.is-great.

    #USA #UsPol #MAGA #poem #verse

  40. On this occasion
    of national celebration
    meet George Washington
    the father of our nation.

    Fought off the British empire, with bravery.
    Signed the constitution, continued slavery.
    Could not lie, cut down a cherry tree.
    Gave us the right to life and liberty.

    Framed the independence declaration.
    Called great, though he was a baddie.
    All the girls on his plantation
    called him “Cherry Poppin’ Daddy”!

    Rich people lied.
    Poor people died,
    for corporate profits.

    The Untied Snakes
    is coming untied.
    So say the prophets.

    the-lie-that-america.is-great.

    #USA #UsPol #MAGA #poem #verse

  41. On this occasion
    of national celebration
    meet George Washington
    the father of our nation.

    Fought off the British empire, with bravery.
    Signed the constitution, continued slavery.
    Could not lie, cut down a cherry tree.
    Gave us the right to life and liberty.

    Framed the independence declaration.
    Called great, though he was a baddie.
    All the girls on his plantation
    called him “Cherry Poppin’ Daddy”!

    Rich people lied.
    Poor people died,
    for corporate profits.

    The Untied Snakes
    is coming untied.
    So say the prophets.

    the-lie-that-america.is-great.

    #USA #UsPol #MAGA #poem #verse

  42. Van Gone

    Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Van Gone

    Van Gogh in a bar by the pier
    Was asked, “Would you like, sir, a beer?”
    He replied to the gent
    In a Cockney accent
    “No thanks, because I have one ‘ere”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #vangogh #beer #cockney #ear

  43. Van Gone

    Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Van Gone

    Van Gogh in a bar by the pier
    Was asked, “Would you like, sir, a beer?”
    He replied to the gent
    In a Cockney accent
    “No thanks, because I have one ‘ere”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #vangogh #beer #cockney #ear

  44. Van Gone

    Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Van Gone

    Van Gogh in a bar by the pier
    Was asked, “Would you like, sir, a beer?”
    He replied to the gent
    In a Cockney accent
    “No thanks, because I have one ‘ere”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #vangogh #beer #cockney #ear

  45. Van Gone

    Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Van Gone

    Van Gogh in a bar by the pier
    Was asked, “Would you like, sir, a beer?”
    He replied to the gent
    In a Cockney accent
    “No thanks, because I have one ‘ere”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #vangogh #beer #cockney #ear

  46. Van Gone

    Kevin's Limerick of the Day

    Van Gone

    Van Gogh in a bar by the pier
    Was asked, “Would you like, sir, a beer?”
    He replied to the gent
    In a Cockney accent
    “No thanks, because I have one ‘ere”

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #vangogh #beer #cockney #ear

  47. Coming of Age
    by Kevin Ahern

    I was surprised to learn
    That my cracker’d turned thirteen
    But it all makes sense now -
    It was a Salteen

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #cracker #teenager #saltine #comingofage

  48. Limerick

    Super Dupe

    At all of the Xeroxing stations
    There’s limits on dupes of creations
    Each of them cites
    The law’s copyrights
    As statutes of imitations

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #Xerox #photocopy #duplicate #copyright #limitations #imatation

  49. Makes Scents
    by Kevin Ahern

    The Army’s canine corps
    Just got busted again
    However, in their defense
    They were just following odors

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #army #canine #busted #odor #following #orders

  50. Gateway

    The St. Louis cartoonist decrees
    His work will be more Japanese
    And so he’ll beguile
    His fans with a style
    When he creates his Arch animes

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #Stlouis #Japanese #gateway #arch #anime

  51. Getting Sentenced
    by Kevin Ahern

    To reduce misuse of English
    Grammar police at Facebook
    Are imposing on offenders
    A syntax

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #sentence #language #grammar #Facebook #syntax

  52. Getting Sentenced
    by Kevin Ahern

    To reduce misuse of English
    Grammar police at Facebook
    Are imposing on offenders
    A syntax

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #sentence #language #grammar #Facebook #syntax

  53. Getting Sentenced
    by Kevin Ahern

    To reduce misuse of English
    Grammar police at Facebook
    Are imposing on offenders
    A syntax

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #sentence #language #grammar #Facebook #syntax

  54. Getting Sentenced
    by Kevin Ahern

    To reduce misuse of English
    Grammar police at Facebook
    Are imposing on offenders
    A syntax

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #sentence #language #grammar #Facebook #syntax

  55. Getting Sentenced
    by Kevin Ahern

    To reduce misuse of English
    Grammar police at Facebook
    Are imposing on offenders
    A syntax

    #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #sentence #language #grammar #Facebook #syntax