Kevin Ahern

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

The generation that sang “We’re Not Gonna Take It Anymore” did

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All in Your Head

A beatnik psychiatrist, Matt
Does his biz at the drop of a hat
He might make a beeline
On spotting a feline
Cuz he is a real Freudy cat

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #beatnik #psychiatrist #feline #cat #Freud

Dodged a Bullet
by Kevin Ahern

The bachelor has managed
To avoid another scrape
Cupid almost got him
But he made an arrow escape

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Dollar Sighin’

My kids’ orthodontist named Liz
Is truly a straightening wiz
She says rather snappy
That folks should be happy
To put their money where their mouth is

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #dollar #orthodontist #money #mouth #dentist

Best Guess
by Kevin Ahern

At this point in my life,
I’ve reached the stage
Where I want you to underestimate me
When we’re talking weight or age

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #guess #underestimate #weight #age

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

I just bought a book called “Can of Worms.” No way I’m gonna get into that.

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Mommy Issues

That building demolisher Lex
Always goes in the house first and checks
That his efforts won’t smother
A boy or his mother
When he deals with edifice wrecks

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #mom #mother #demolish #smother #edifice #Oedipus #Rex

You’re So Vain
by Kevin Ahern

I can’t imagine anyone
As vain as my buddy Jim
He went and joined the Navy
So the world could see him

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #vain #vanity #Navy #service #world