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  1. Man, if I was ANYWHERE near #NewYork right now, I would march RIGHT down to James "Babydoll" Dixon's office, look his secretary or receptionist in the face, and say:

    >"What would it cost in dollars to get #JonStewart to appear in a five minute discussion where I directly ask him:

    >>'What would it take to get you to seriously run for #President of the #UnitedStates to save our country's soul?

    >>See, over 20 years ago, you sat onstage between Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala, and you implored them,

    >>>"we NEED you, we NEED what you do."

    >>Well, I am here now, saying to you, Mister Stewart, we NEED you. We NEED what you do.

    >>Since at least 1999, the turn of the millennium, we've been watching you.

    >>We've watched you play the court jester... but the one that revealed the Emperor's New Clothes.

    >>We've seen you grow from a slightly mawkish and self-deprecating shy guy to a commanding and somber elder statesman. The voice of a rational generation.

    >>Your unique career trajectory has been guiding you to this moment in time, this place in space.

    >>We need you, like the #Ukraine needed #Zelenskyy. We need your strength, your intelligence, your wit, your candor.

    >>We need you. Please, step up. Help save us.

    >>We need you.

    >>#NoJoke.'

    >Either recorded or private, his choice, of course. Do you validate?"

    You know, if I lived anywhere near New York, that is. 😉

    -West Bennett, 02.27.2026

    #DailyShow #USPol #US #America #USPolitics #USA

  2. —> #TheDailyShow #TDS <—

    #Trump's Pervy #Epstein Bday Card Released, & #MAGA Allies Run Cover

    Trump’s Cryptic & Sexually Suggestive #BirthdayCard to #Epstein
    A lazy cover-up by the #WhiteHouse,
    A possible Quid Pro Quo to buy #GhislaineMaxwell’s Silence
    and an Excuse to Blame it on #Biden

    #DailyShow #MichaelKosta
    #Comedy #Humour #Humor
    #Pol #Politics #GeoPolitics #WorldNews #News
    #AusPol #CdnPoli #EUpol #NZpol #UKpol #USpol
    youtu.be/28CWM6df2tk

  3. I do like the smell of a fresh can of tennis balls. 🎾🏓🥒

    The Tennis vs. Pickleball Turf War

    The great turf wars between tennis and pickleball players comes to a head as Michael Kosta recruits former pro and sports commentator Patrick McEnroe to narrate an epic pickleball showdown: Kosta and Ronny Chieng vs. The Pickleball Twins.

    youtube.com/watch?v=cW7mPQkWW1

    #DailyShow #Pickleball #Tennis #Humor #Sports #MichaelKosta #McEnroe