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University of Maryland Develops Wearable Device to Measure Human Flatulence and Gut Activity
📰 Original title: How often do people really fart? Scientists built smart underwear to find out
🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
👥 Usuarios: It's clickbait ⚠️View full AI summary: https://killbait.com/en/university-of-maryland-develops-wearable-device-to-measure-human-flatulence-and-gut-activity/?redirpost=f724e325-1dce-493d-bcff-b2f10e7276e7
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University of Maryland Develops Wearable Device to Measure Human Flatulence and Gut Activity
📰 Original title: How often do people really fart? Scientists built smart underwear to find out
🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
👥 Usuarios: It's clickbait ⚠️View full AI summary: https://killbait.com/en/university-of-maryland-develops-wearable-device-to-measure-human-flatulence-and-gut-activity/?redirpost=f724e325-1dce-493d-bcff-b2f10e7276e7
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Nobody Can Complain When you Fart, If It’s For Science!
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DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Chapter 13 of Part 2 of the Sifillis Stories Prequel Trilogy (Volume 7- 1990's "Mono & The Blecch Pyramid") is entitled "The Mephitic Fartmeister’s Fecklessly Fatuous Foul-Ups" and it features the first canonical appearance of the Fartmeister's flackfizer Kankersaur. Plus a new #zine page! Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid
#newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #bookstodon #fart #farts #farting #flatulence #cockfighter #cockfighting #cockfightersofinstagram
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Who would've guessed? 😂
#storm #flatulence #vegan #market #Herefordshire -
Prep:
Put the slow-cooker on low, lid on.
Open the cans of beans. For each one, pour into the collander over a sink. Then run cold water over every millimeter of them. Shake them around to expose the parts that are touching each other. If you can flick it to bring the ones on the bottom to the top without spilling them all, do that. Keep rinsing until every bean has had every part rinsed *good*. Drain and pour the beans into the slow cooker and put the lid back on. Repeat for each type of bean.
Why? This is the beans-and-gas thing. The part of the bean that can give you gas is indigestible proteins that they contain. Your stomach can't break them down, so they go through and end up fermenting, basically, in your intestines, producing gas.
The trick is that these indigestible proteins are only on the *surface* of the bean. Not in the beans themselves. You rinse & shake & rinse & rinse the beans, and none of that indigestible protein ends up in the dish to start with, and you don't get gas.
Start heating the pot/pan over medium heat on the stove. Chop the onion, medium to fine. Add some cooking oil to the pot/pan. Throw in the garlic, minced. Add salt fairly liberally. Then fry and stir until the onions are starting to caramelize. Throw it all in the slow cooker.
3/x
#beans #gas #flatulence #protein #indigestible #IndigestibleProtein #ferment #stomach #intestine #garlic
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Enough political crap and technical bitching for today. My post about Mozilla's most recent stupidity with Firefox looks like it'll be my most-boosted post this week, so let's change it up.
Do something fun.
Like eat. Everyone likes eating, right? With cooler weather approaching (or here already) for northern-hemisphere folk like me, warm, filling comfort-food is popping into our heads. In my mind, there are 3 big category leaders - and one of them is chili.
If you immediately stop here and say it's not for you because of the beans => gas thing, stay with me. If beans give you gas, they're not being prepared correctly. I'll talk about this later.
Okay, here's how I make #chili. [1] It's easy, using a slow cooker or equivalent. It's not really a recipe, because I don't use, record, or follow recipes. I generally don't measure stuff when cooking (unlike baking). I substitute ingredients liberally, and season by taste. Pretty much nothing I make is made exactly the same way twice.
This will make enough for a couple of decent-sized meals for 2 or 3 people. Leftover chili is even better than just-cooked.
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[1] Real chili. See later in this thread for what I mean by this.
#chili #RealChili #cooking #EasyCooking #easy #ComfortFood #SlowCooker #meat #beans #gas #flatulence #recipe #technique #filling
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Enough political crap and technical bitching for today. My post about Mozilla's most recent stupidity with Firefox looks like it'll be my most-boosted post this week, so let's change it up.
Do something fun.
Like eat. Everyone likes eating, right? With cooler weather approaching (or here already) for northern-hemisphere folk like me, warm, filling comfort-food is popping into our heads. In my mind, there are 3 big category leaders - and one of them is chili.
If you immediately stop here and say it's not for you because of the beans => gas thing, stay with me. If beans give you gas, they're not being prepared correctly. I'll talk about this later.
Okay, here's how I make #chili. [1] It's easy, using a slow cooker or equivalent. It's not really a recipe, because I don't use, record, or follow recipes. I generally don't measure stuff when cooking (unlike baking). I substitute ingredients liberally, and season by taste. Pretty much nothing I make is made exactly the same way twice.
This will make enough for a couple of decent-sized meals for 2 or 3 people. Leftover chili is even better than just-cooked.
1/x
[1] Real chili. See later in this thread for what I mean by this.
#chili #RealChili #cooking #EasyCooking #easy #ComfortFood #SlowCooker #meat #beans #gas #flatulence #recipe #technique #filling
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Enough political crap and technical bitching for today. My post about Mozilla's most recent stupidity with Firefox looks like it'll be my most-boosted post this week, so let's change it up.
Do something fun.
Like eat. Everyone likes eating, right? With cooler weather approaching (or here already) for northern-hemisphere folk like me, warm, filling comfort-food is popping into our heads. In my mind, there are 3 big category leaders - and one of them is chili.
If you immediately stop here and say it's not for you because of the beans => gas thing, stay with me. If beans give you gas, they're not being prepared correctly. I'll talk about this later.
Okay, here's how I make #chili. [1] It's easy, using a slow cooker or equivalent. It's not really a recipe, because I don't use, record, or follow recipes. I generally don't measure stuff when cooking (unlike baking). I substitute ingredients liberally, and season by taste. Pretty much nothing I make is made exactly the same way twice.
This will make enough for a couple of decent-sized meals for 2 or 3 people. Leftover chili is even better than just-cooked.
1/x
[1] Real chili. See later in this thread for what I mean by this.
#chili #RealChili #cooking #EasyCooking #easy #ComfortFood #SlowCooker #meat #beans #gas #flatulence #recipe #technique #filling
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Enough political crap and technical bitching for today. My post about Mozilla's most recent stupidity with Firefox looks like it'll be my most-boosted post this week, so let's change it up.
Do something fun.
Like eat. Everyone likes eating, right? With cooler weather approaching (or here already) for northern-hemisphere folk like me, warm, filling comfort-food is popping into our heads. In my mind, there are 3 big category leaders - and one of them is chili.
If you immediately stop here and say it's not for you because of the beans => gas thing, stay with me. If beans give you gas, they're not being prepared correctly. I'll talk about this later.
Okay, here's how I make #chili. [1] It's easy, using a slow cooker or equivalent. It's not really a recipe, because I don't use, record, or follow recipes. I generally don't measure stuff when cooking (unlike baking). I substitute ingredients liberally, and season by taste. Pretty much nothing I make is made exactly the same way twice.
This will make enough for a couple of decent-sized meals for 2 or 3 people. Leftover chili is even better than just-cooked.
1/x
[1] Real chili. See later in this thread for what I mean by this.
#chili #RealChili #cooking #EasyCooking #easy #ComfortFood #SlowCooker #meat #beans #gas #flatulence #recipe #technique #filling
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"Researchers have captured what's likely the first-ever footage of a farting sloth."
#weird #weirdnews #cringe #nasty #animals #nature #offbeat #babies #flatulence
https://www.livescience.com/animals/scientists-thought-sloths-dont-fart-then-one-was-caught-tooting-on-camera -
#bloating #brainfog #digestion #digestivehealth #fartinghealth #fiber #flatulence #foodintolerances #gas #gastrointestinalhealth #gutbacteria #guthealth #GutMicrobiome #gutbrainconnection #healthydigestion #healthygut #IBS #intestinalhealth #MentalHealth #microbiomebalance #moodanddigestion #prebiotics #probiotics #SIBO #stressanddigestion #symptomsofgutissues
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So this is the original "singing and farting gorillas" video. Please ensure all open beverages are beyond arm's reach before playing.
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MAKE TRUMP MEAN FLATULENCE AGAIN!!!
F you Donald for sullying a much used and loved decent UK word.
💨💨💨💨
#MTMFA #politics #uk #fart #flatulence #wind #guff #bottomBurps
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If you are from #Australia you can take part in a rather unusual science project to measure your #flatulence - just download an app… https://research.csiro.au/cshw/projects/chart-your-fart/ #science #gut #microbiology
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"The 2010 book Was Hitler Ill? A Final Diagnosis by Henrik Eberle and Hans-Joachim Neumann, a historian and a professor of medicine, lists the 82 medications Hitler took and analyzes his myriad medical ailments and obsessions. Hitler had severe digestive problems including uncontrollable flatulence. In an attempt to manage the flatulence, his massive drug regimen included a drug containing the nerve agent strychnine, which is also used as rat poison."
https://toilet-guru.com/hitler.html
Thank you, @bobthetraveler
#hitler #fascistflatulence #flatulence #hitlersfarts #drugs #fascism
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Nuit Nanarland (à domicile) 1/4
F.A.R.T. The Movie (1991)
☆☆☆☆ 💩🪰
Bouchez-vous le nez, c’est particulièrement mauvais.
✍️ La suite ici :
https://www.senscritique.com/film/f_a_r_t_the_movie/critique/257170635 -
Damn, this is #hilarious. Woman leaves gastronomically crippled man at home for three weeks. Fun and extreme #flatulence ensues.
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News like this is why I stock champagne. Tonight, a toast to this lying thug going to jail. One can dream...
#Giuliani #disbarred #NewYork #state #bar #association #disbars #America's #mayor #ick #NYC #got #rid of #him #too #washington #DC is #next to #revoke #Rudy's #license to #practice #law no #CLE #credits #needed #anymore #tried #his #case in #parking #lots #lost in #court #sixty #five #times #fake #fraud #hearing #flatulent #flatulence #RudyGiuliani is #full of it. https://www.law.com/newyorklawjournal/2024/07/02/breaking-rudy-giuliani-is-disbarred-removed-from-new-york-rolls/ -
News like this is why I stock champagne. Tonight, a toast to this lying thug going to jail. One can dream...
#Giuliani #disbarred #NewYork #state #bar #association #disbars #America's #mayor #ick #NYC #got #rid of #him #too #washington #DC is #next to #revoke #Rudy's #license to #practice #law no #CLE #credits #needed #anymore #tried #his #case in #parking #lots #lost in #court #sixty #five #times #fake #fraud #hearing #flatulent #flatulence #RudyGiuliani is #full of it. https://www.law.com/newyorklawjournal/2024/07/02/breaking-rudy-giuliani-is-disbarred-removed-from-new-york-rolls/ -
News like this is why I stock champagne. Tonight, a toast to this lying thug going to jail. One can dream...
#Giuliani #disbarred #NewYork #state #bar #association #disbars #America's #mayor #ick #NYC #got #rid of #him #too #washington #DC is #next to #revoke #Rudy's #license to #practice #law no #CLE #credits #needed #anymore #tried #his #case in #parking #lots #lost in #court #sixty #five #times #fake #fraud #hearing #flatulent #flatulence #RudyGiuliani is #full of it. https://www.law.com/newyorklawjournal/2024/07/02/breaking-rudy-giuliani-is-disbarred-removed-from-new-york-rolls/ -
News like this is why I stock champagne. Tonight, a toast to this lying thug going to jail. One can dream...
#Giuliani #disbarred #NewYork #state #bar #association #disbars #America's #mayor #ick #NYC #got #rid of #him #too #washington #DC is #next to #revoke #Rudy's #license to #practice #law no #CLE #credits #needed #anymore #tried #his #case in #parking #lots #lost in #court #sixty #five #times #fake #fraud #hearing #flatulent #flatulence #RudyGiuliani is #full of it. https://www.law.com/newyorklawjournal/2024/07/02/breaking-rudy-giuliani-is-disbarred-removed-from-new-york-rolls/ -
I haven't been on a real ale train for a very long time
#ale #beer #RealAle #RealAleTrain #WatercressLine #SteamTrain #humour #flatulence #train #trains #rail #railway #transport
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Whenever you read stories about Trump's flatulence it's always good to remember that in Britain a "trump" is literally slang for farting.
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#Trump is big angry about the #courtroomSketches depicting him sleeping in court, and his attorneys giving him side-eye as he shits his pants. Just imagine how horrible it must be to have to sit next to that big, orange dumper as the worst stench known to man is repeatedly blown out into the world. What's worse is that those poor lawyers will probably never receive compensation, and are eating his #TrumpFarts for free.
#stinkyDonald #flatulence #DonaldDump #TrumpStank
https://radaronline.com/p/donald-trump-rages-court-sketch-report-falling-asleep-hush-money-trial/
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I think I've figured out Trump's courtroom #flatulence it's a fear reaction. Like a squid.
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There's a weird smell in the #ManhattanCourthouse, and multiple sources claim the foul stench is coming from former President #DonaldTrump who is allegedly farting throughout his #hushMoney criminal trial.
"He’s actually passing gas, and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell."
#stinkyDonald #flatulence #DonaldDump
https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/
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The word “fart” was been coined in 1632 and was defined as “to send forth wind from the anus.” It comes from the Old English word “feortan,” which means “to break wind.” Shakespeare may have pre-dated the word "fart" but that didn't stop him from mentioning flatulence five times in his plays.
10 things you might not know about flatulence:
https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2018/01/7th-january-national-pass-gas-day.html
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#Desperation is a stinky cologne. #Rudy's just trying to come up with #money to pay his ballooning #legal bills and various civil #judgements. But this is just sad.
#RudyColludy #flatulence #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping
https://www.businessinsider.com/rudy-giuliani-suing-joe-biden-for-defaming-him-years-ago-2023-10
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#Rudy is positively outraged that his #attorneys are trying to collect their legal fees. How dare these #lawyers expect that Rudy would fulfill his end of the #retainer and #representation agreements he signed up for!
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Rudy Colludy's defense consists entirely of highly-improbable "hail Marys". I suppose that's what having no money to pay for lawyers gets you.
#TrumpIndictment #FultonCounty #RudyColludy #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping #flatulence #drunkenRudy
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@aral Why is everyone against farts/farting? Suppressing farts can cause so much anxiety; yet there's nothing inherently *bad* about farting -- it's an integral part of digestion; every fart reminds us of our symbiotic relationship with bacteria; we literary couldn't survive without bacteria and without farts. I guess fart shaming is also ableist, since some people with intestine issues (or just 'healthy' people who just ate something that they're not used to, or people transitioning into a plant-based diet) need to fart very often. (seriously)
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Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Wait, a 'Fart Opera' Was Cut From Barbie? https://jezebel.com/wait-a-fart-opera-was-cut-from-barbie-1850686431 #Jezebel #entertainmentculture #timothychalamet #digestivesystem #flatulencehumor #saoirseronan #margotrobbie #gretagerwig #oppenheimer #helenmirren #ryangosling #littlewomen #flatulence #barbieland #mariecurie #nickyhouy #issarae #barbie #mattel #films #fart #joke #bird #ken
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Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Wait, a 'Fart Opera' Was Cut From Barbie? https://jezebel.com/wait-a-fart-opera-was-cut-from-barbie-1850686431 #Jezebel #entertainmentculture #timothychalamet #digestivesystem #flatulencehumor #saoirseronan #margotrobbie #gretagerwig #oppenheimer #helenmirren #ryangosling #littlewomen #flatulence #barbieland #mariecurie #nickyhouy #issarae #barbie #mattel #films #fart #joke #bird #ken
