#farts — Public Fediverse posts

I need a simp to take my anger out on after work. #aspergers #piss #dallas #farts #maledom

I may have just cooked my last meal on my current, electrical range.

Next time, I'll be cooking in the new apartment, with farts.

"Farts????"

Okay, gas. Why must you ruin everything? 😭

#cooking #farts #gas #moving #MovingWhileAutistic #MovingWhileMakingDubiousJokes

I may have just cooked my last meal on my current, electrical range.

Next time, I'll be cooking in the new apartment, with farts.

"Farts????"

Okay, gas. Why must you ruin everything? 😭

#cooking #farts #gas #moving #MovingWhileAutistic #MovingWhileMakingDubiousJokes

I may have just cooked my last meal on my current, electrical range.

Next time, I'll be cooking in the new apartment, with farts.

"Farts????"

Okay, gas. Why must you ruin everything? 😭

#cooking #farts #gas #moving #MovingWhileAutistic #MovingWhileMakingDubiousJokes

I may have just cooked my last meal on my current, electrical range.

Next time, I'll be cooking in the new apartment, with farts.

"Farts????"

Okay, gas. Why must you ruin everything? 😭

#cooking #farts #gas #moving #MovingWhileAutistic #MovingWhileMakingDubiousJokes

If you say the only thing you deserve is feet, surely the only thing you deserve is nothing at all. #farts #finsub #single #neurodivergent #dominant

Kellen Moore’s ‘Pardon My Take’ interview derailed by producer’s fart https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/898922/ #BigCat #farts #Football #HankLockwood #KellenMoore #PardonMyTake #PFTCommenter

Kellen Moore’s ‘Pardon My Take’ interview derailed by producer’s fart https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/898922/ #BigCat #farts #Football #HankLockwood #KellenMoore #PardonMyTake #PFTCommenter

Hope the $50 was worth it, loser. #audhd #caged #farts #redditor #simping

Watch my live drain on YouTube to watch me bully a paypig out of his savings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-zFLnnB1zE
#farts #redditor #neurodivergent #chud #slave

"Her face had crossed the event horizon. It was no longer merely the face of someone duckfacing, but the scrunched up face of someone who had smelled a fart."

#farts #face

"Her face had crossed the event horizon. It was no longer merely the face of someone duckfacing, but the scrunched up face of someone who had smelled a fart."

#farts #face

"Her face had crossed the event horizon. It was no longer merely the face of someone duckfacing, but the scrunched up face of someone who had smelled a fart."

#farts #face

"Her face had crossed the event horizon. It was no longer merely the face of someone duckfacing, but the scrunched up face of someone who had smelled a fart."

#farts #face

Supreme Ruler watches from above. #reddit #sweat #farts

I am frequently on my feet all day. #sweat #farts

Imagine being such a gross, desperate loser that you'd pay for me to use your face as a footrest in a hotel room. It's a true story. Listen here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cxAzhuZ9nNwwg7X5AT
#dronified #discordserver #farts #abuse #drain

Why do some of you chimp out when a dom tells you no? #cashmaster #farts

Take those extra hours at work. You know I deserve that overtime pay. #forcedbi #farts

Star Wars, but with more farts.

#StarWars #farts

Star Wars, but with more farts.

#StarWars #farts

Star Wars, but with more farts.

#StarWars #farts

Star Wars, but with more farts.

#StarWars #farts

I like going for walks in the Texas summer heat. How sweaty do you think my armpits and feet get? #cnc #brazos #farts

Kissing and telling is all you deserve. You do not get to watch, let alone hear it happen. #farts #sub

Good simps come over to my place just to do chores. #farts #foot #sissy #spoilme #redpill

Do me a favor and print these out. Post them around your neighborhood, will you? #sissified #farts #grossdom #censorship #servant

You think that's enough? Try again.
https://throne.com/urayamishii
#watersports #sissy #cashcow #hypno #farts

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116549699136627701

[Fart noise]

"What was that sound?"

"YOU farted! Haha!"

"No, your hand farted. And I can clearly see the contraption in your hand."

"You got me, haha!"

"What's that smell?"

"It's the fart. Hihi.."

"No. It's that liquid dripping from your hand. Get the fuck away from me!"

#farts

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116549699136627701

[Fart noise]

"What was that sound?"

"YOU farted! Haha!"

"No, your hand farted. And I can clearly see the contraption in your hand."

"You got me, haha!"

"What's that smell?"

"It's the fart. Hihi.."

"No. It's that liquid dripping from your hand. Get the fuck away from me!"

#farts

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116549699136627701

[Fart noise]

"What was that sound?"

"YOU farted! Haha!"

"No, your hand farted. And I can clearly see the contraption in your hand."

"You got me, haha!"

"What's that smell?"

"It's the fart. Hihi.."

"No. It's that liquid dripping from your hand. Get the fuck away from me!"

#farts

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116549699136627701

[Fart noise]

"What was that sound?"

"YOU farted! Haha!"

"No, your hand farted. And I can clearly see the contraption in your hand."

"You got me, haha!"

"What's that smell?"

"It's the fart. Hihi.."

"No. It's that liquid dripping from your hand. Get the fuck away from me!"

#farts

My phone just farted! :surprised_pikachu:

#farts #phone

My phone just farted! :surprised_pikachu:

#farts #phone

My phone just farted! :surprised_pikachu:

#farts #phone

My phone just farted! :surprised_pikachu:

#farts #phone

Fun Fact: Over 99% of the volume of flatulence is odorless.

The odor comes from trace amounts (less than 1%) of sulfur-containing compounds.

So imagine what a mere 1-2% increase of those sulfur-containing compounds would do to a long road trip or a sleepover.

#flatulance #farts #gas #funfact

Fun Fact: Over 99% of the volume of flatulence is odorless.

The odor comes from trace amounts (less than 1%) of sulfur-containing compounds.

So imagine what a mere 1-2% increase of those sulfur-containing compounds would do to a long road trip or a sleepover.

#flatulance #farts #gas #funfact

Fun Fact: Over 99% of the volume of flatulence is odorless.

The odor comes from trace amounts (less than 1%) of sulfur-containing compounds.

So imagine what a mere 1-2% increase of those sulfur-containing compounds would do to a long road trip or a sleepover.

#flatulance #farts #gas #funfact

Fun Fact: Over 99% of the volume of flatulence is odorless.

The odor comes from trace amounts (less than 1%) of sulfur-containing compounds.

So imagine what a mere 1-2% increase of those sulfur-containing compounds would do to a long road trip or a sleepover.

#flatulance #farts #gas #funfact

Fun Fact: Over 99% of the volume of flatulence is odorless.

The odor comes from trace amounts (less than 1%) of sulfur-containing compounds.

So imagine what a mere 1-2% increase of those sulfur-containing compounds would do to a long road trip or a sleepover.

#flatulance #farts #gas #funfact

"What's the time?"

"It is farts o'clock, right now."

#time #farts

"What's the time?"

"It is farts o'clock, right now."

#time #farts

"What's the time?"

"It is farts o'clock, right now."

#time #farts

"What's the time?"

"It is farts o'clock, right now."

#time #farts

The man who farted higher than his own asshole.

#farts #asshole

The man who farted higher than his own asshole.

#farts #asshole

The man who farted higher than his own asshole.

#farts #asshole

The man who farted higher than his own asshole.

#farts #asshole