#farts — Public Fediverse posts

Kissing and telling is all you deserve. You do not get to watch, let alone hear it happen. #farts #sub

Do me a favor and print these out. Post them around your neighborhood, will you? #sissified #farts #grossdom #censorship #servant

Fun Fact: Over 99% of the volume of flatulence is odorless.

The odor comes from trace amounts (less than 1%) of sulfur-containing compounds.

So imagine what a mere 1-2% increase of those sulfur-containing compounds would do to a long road trip or a sleepover.

#flatulance #farts #gas #funfact

Natural horn
#ass #butt #booty #anal #asshole #butthole #analhole #fart #farts #farting #fartfetish #nsfw #amateurporn

Since I've changed my okcupid profile description to read simply "I like glitter, cabins, and farts", I've had zero new messages. #dating #relationshipadvice #glitter #cabins #farts

@alice As funny as this is, this was debunked as fake: you can't see #farts on an #infrared camera that way. You'd see breathing out as well. 😞

#infraredcamera #thermalimaging #thermalcamera #thermal #aislob

NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump back to the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID to meet Kommandant Trenchstench and learn how he took over the Fartmeister's army. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

#newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️🌟🎀🌟 #newchapterbegins❤️📖 #book #books #weird #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #fart #farts #farting #bookboost #dinosaursofinstagram🦖 #fartghoul #ghoul #booktok #booksta #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #instabook

Oahu Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.
We get suckered into judging the advertising of people who live in paradise, and we were not okay with it.
#advertising #air #best #caribbean #costarica #farts #florida #hawaii #hotels #island #jamaica #mexico #miami #night #oahu #oceania #polynesia #short #television #unitedstates #volcano
https://www.crosbyreport.com/travel/oahu-hawaii-all-expenses-paid-trip-turns-out-to-be-advertising-club-ruse/?fsp_sid=218

ADORO IL GENIO - PER IL SOCIALE

Stavamo cercando un video sui botti di #capodanno ma in realtà ne avevamo già pubblicato uno tempo fa... State in campana amici geni e che il nuovo anno sia radioso!

#adoroilgenio #31dicembre #vídeo #comedy #humor #buonannonuovo #buonannoatutti #sansilvestro #bottidicapodanno #scorregge #puzze #fartsarefunny #farts #fart #commercials #video #spot #SpotTV #stories #ad #comunicazione #pubblicità #pubblicita #fuochidartificio #fuochi

ADORO IL GENIO - PER IL SOCIALE

Stavamo cercando un video sui botti di #capodanno ma in realtà ne avevamo già pubblicato uno tempo fa... State in campana amici geni e che il nuovo anno sia radioso!

#adoroilgenio #31dicembre #vídeo #comedy #humor #buonannonuovo #buonannoatutti #sansilvestro #bottidicapodanno #scorregge #puzze #fartsarefunny #farts #fart #commercials #video #spot #SpotTV #stories #ad #comunicazione #pubblicità #pubblicita #fuochidartificio #fuochi

ADORO IL GENIO - PER IL SOCIALE

Stavamo cercando un video sui botti di #capodanno ma in realtà ne avevamo già pubblicato uno tempo fa... State in campana amici geni e che il nuovo anno sia radioso!

#adoroilgenio #31dicembre #vídeo #comedy #humor #buonannonuovo #buonannoatutti #sansilvestro #bottidicapodanno #scorregge #puzze #fartsarefunny #farts #fart #commercials #video #spot #SpotTV #stories #ad #comunicazione #pubblicità #pubblicita #fuochidartificio #fuochi

ADORO IL GENIO - PER IL SOCIALE

Stavamo cercando un video sui botti di #capodanno ma in realtà ne avevamo già pubblicato uno tempo fa... State in campana amici geni e che il nuovo anno sia radioso!

#adoroilgenio #31dicembre #vídeo #comedy #humor #buonannonuovo #buonannoatutti #sansilvestro #bottidicapodanno #scorregge #puzze #fartsarefunny #farts #fart #commercials #video #spot #SpotTV #stories #ad #comunicazione #pubblicità #pubblicita #fuochidartificio #fuochi

ADORO IL GENIO - PER IL SOCIALE

Stavamo cercando un video sui botti di #capodanno ma in realtà ne avevamo già pubblicato uno tempo fa... State in campana amici geni e che il nuovo anno sia radioso!

#adoroilgenio #31dicembre #vídeo #comedy #humor #buonannonuovo #buonannoatutti #sansilvestro #bottidicapodanno #scorregge #puzze #fartsarefunny #farts #fart #commercials #video #spot #SpotTV #stories #ad #comunicazione #pubblicità #pubblicita #fuochidartificio #fuochi

Science confirms whose farts are smellier—women's or men's—and what that means for Alzheimer's.

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/man-farts-vs-women-farts

Here's a quick little chapter catching up with the Fartmeister the day after the Flatulenz Fairy Princess Tremorroid Titiana stole his enchanted jock strap. He's understandably unhappy. Flackfizer Kankersaur and Kommandant Whiff round out the cast: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

#newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #newchaptervibes #fart #farts #farting #book #books #booking #dinosaur #raptor #fartcano #hometheater #vcr #vhs #videotape #blecch #pyramid #pyramids #zine #zines #zinemaking

DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Chapter 13 of Part 2 of the Sifillis Stories Prequel Trilogy (Volume 7- 1990's "Mono & The Blecch Pyramid") is entitled "The Mephitic Fartmeister’s Fecklessly Fatuous Foul-Ups" and it features the first canonical appearance of the Fartmeister's flackfizer Kankersaur. Plus a new #zine page! Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

#newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #bookstodon #fart #farts #farting #flatulence #cockfighter #cockfighting #cockfightersofinstagram

DONG! DONG! FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! Today we enter the strange, surreal world of Sifillis XI: Soda & the Egregious Expeditions, featuring new character Le Popotin Sitzfleisch!
Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/139673/sifillis-xi-soda-and-the-egregious-expeditions

#book #books #bookboost #royalroads #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #ɴᴇᴡᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ #newchapters #newchapterbegins❤️📖 #newchaptervibes #fart #farts #farting #infinity #zine #zines #zinemaker #zinemaking #90s #90skid #90snostalgia #fantasy #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #tintin

NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Super best friends Titiana and Montana are still on their quest towards Wastewater Lake to find Splooge Refuge and prevent a war between the Sploogies and the Sheetheads. PLUS: A new #zine page! Read for free at: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/sifillis-x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps
#book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #90s #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqteen #lgbtqteens #lgbtqbooksforteens #lgbtqbooks #fart #farts #farting #farted #bookstodon #fartstodon

New Sifillis Halloween #Zine! A scary ghost story called THE CURSE OF KLYMYDYA! #halloweenspecial #zineフェス東京 #zines #fanzine #zineフェス京都 #ZINEフェス吉祥寺 #book #books #bookboost #fart #farts #farting #cleaver #colostomy #colostomybag #ostomy
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Sifillis franchise creator Zachariah Smith joins the good guys picketing the cartoonish supervillain and rapist game show host Donald Trump in the center of Lewistown, PA! 10/25/25

#noking #nokings #nokingrally #nokingprotest #nokingsinamerica #nokingsday #nokings #book #books #indieauthor #farts #fart #farting #bookstodon

Civil War is trending! Ken Burns' THE CIVIL WAR aired in 1990, the same year volume 7, Mono and the Blecch Pyramid, came out! #CivilWar #pyramids #jackass #chigger #puppet #bookboost #mono #blecch #book #books #civilwart #fart #farts #farting #zine #zines #90s #90skid #90szine #fanzine #civilwarrior #bookstodon

Promotional artwork from the 1998 Sifillis animated series "SODA AND THE SIFILLIS SHOW", which aired as part of the UPN Kids Action Zone.

#animation #animationart #animation2d #90s #90skid #90sanimation #90sanimatedseries #90snostalgia #90scartoon #90scartoons #90scartoonsarethebest #UPN #upnkids #upnkidsactionzone #art #artwork #illustration #illustrationart #soda #chunks #farts #drivein #driveintheaters #driveinmovies #vhs #vcr #videotape #vhscollector #zine #zines #fanzine #90szine

Promotional artwork from the 1998 Sifillis animated series "SODA AND THE SIFILLIS SHOW", which aired as part of the UPN Kids Action Zone.

#animation #animationart #animation2d #90s #90skid #90sanimation #90sanimatedseries #90snostalgia #90scartoon #90scartoons #90scartoonsarethebest #UPN #upnkids #upnkidsactionzone #art #artwork #illustration #illustrationart #soda #chunks #farts #drivein #driveintheaters #driveinmovies #vhs #vcr #videotape #vhscollector #zine #zines #fanzine #90szine

Promotional artwork from the 1998 Sifillis animated series "SODA AND THE SIFILLIS SHOW", which aired as part of the UPN Kids Action Zone.

#animation #animationart #animation2d #90s #90skid #90sanimation #90sanimatedseries #90snostalgia #90scartoon #90scartoons #90scartoonsarethebest #UPN #upnkids #upnkidsactionzone #art #artwork #illustration #illustrationart #soda #chunks #farts #drivein #driveintheaters #driveinmovies #vhs #vcr #videotape #vhscollector #zine #zines #fanzine #90szine

Series creator Zachariah Smith, Sr voiced several Sifillis Celebrities on the 1998 "Soda & The Sifillis Show" animated series, including "The Fartmeister" and "Agent Orange", two characters he had been playing since his days with the sketch comedy team "The Fartridge Family" in the 1970s.

#animation #art #animationart #animator #90s #90skid #90sanimation #90sanimatedseries #cartoon #cartoons #animatedseries #farts #animation2d #animatorsoninstagram #90snostalgia #vcr #vhs #videotape #drivein

Now there are FOUR complete Sifillis Stories novels available to read on royalroad.com (and six more ongoing)! Each chapter includes a page from the 1990s Sifillitica Psychotica fanzine. Rated PG-13.

They can be found at:
https://www.royalroad.com/profile/459992/fictions
or
https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #zine #zines #newrelease #90szine #90s #90skid #weird #wierd #grossout #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #PG13 #soda #titi #chunks #fart #farts #farting #bookboost #indieauthor #booksta #bookstagram #bookstodon

Now there are FOUR complete Sifillis Stories novels available to read on royalroad.com (and six more ongoing)! Each chapter includes a page from the 1990s Sifillitica Psychotica fanzine. Rated PG-13.

They can be found at:
https://www.royalroad.com/profile/459992/fictions
or
https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #zine #zines #newrelease #90szine #90s #90skid #weird #wierd #grossout #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #PG13 #soda #titi #chunks #fart #farts #farting #bookboost #indieauthor #booksta #bookstagram #bookstodon

Now there are FOUR complete Sifillis Stories novels available to read on royalroad.com (and six more ongoing)! Each chapter includes a page from the 1990s Sifillitica Psychotica fanzine. Rated PG-13.

They can be found at:
https://www.royalroad.com/profile/459992/fictions
or
https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #zine #zines #newrelease #90szine #90s #90skid #weird #wierd #grossout #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #PG13 #soda #titi #chunks #fart #farts #farting #bookboost #indieauthor #booksta #bookstagram #bookstodon

Now there are FOUR complete Sifillis Stories novels available to read on royalroad.com (and six more ongoing)! Each chapter includes a page from the 1990s Sifillitica Psychotica fanzine. Rated PG-13.

They can be found at:
https://www.royalroad.com/profile/459992/fictions
or
https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #zine #zines #newrelease #90szine #90s #90skid #weird #wierd #grossout #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #PG13 #soda #titi #chunks #fart #farts #farting #bookboost #indieauthor #booksta #bookstagram #bookstodon

Now there are FOUR complete Sifillis Stories novels available to read on royalroad.com (and six more ongoing)! Each chapter includes a page from the 1990s Sifillitica Psychotica fanzine. Rated PG-13.

They can be found at:
https://www.royalroad.com/profile/459992/fictions
or
https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #zine #zines #newrelease #90szine #90s #90skid #weird #wierd #grossout #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #PG13 #soda #titi #chunks #fart #farts #farting #bookboost #indieauthor #booksta #bookstagram #bookstodon

Sifillis's home on the World Wide Web has been updated, including a gallery of 100 '90s #fanzine covers. Check it out: https://sifillis.com/

#sifillis #book #books #zine #zines #ZINEフェス文芸 #ZINEフェス福岡 #90szine #90skid #vcr #vhs #videotape #website #indieauthor #bookboost #weird #wierd #farts #weirdfantasy #bookstodon

NEW SINISTER SNATCH CHAPTER! In today's exciting episode Soda & the gang face foamy diarrhea and snot prickers. Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107450/iv-soda-and-the-sinister-snatch
#book #books #zine #zines #ZINEフェス文芸 #vcr #vhs #90s #weird #wierd #weirdfantasy #soda #diarrhea #indieauthor #bookboost #bookstodon #fart #farts #farting #fartsofmastodon

New Chapter Alert! From part 2 of the prequel trilogy (1990's "The Sifillis Stories Volume VII: Mono & the Blecch Pyramid") it's "CHAPTER TEN: THE POUNDING OF THE BOT"! Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

or visit https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #zine #zines #robot #robots #bot #bots #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #90s #vcr #vhs #zineフェス #fart #farts #farting #bookboost #bookaddict #indieauthor #newrealease #bookstodon

One of my favorite Sifillis Celebrities is Scabatha, who is based on my dear late friend Kelly who had a horrible skin disease that took her toes and fingers. Now thanks to my illustrator Lucas she's running happily with new hands! Figure drawn by Lucas Alukkart, colored and composited by me. #book #books #illustration #illustrator #artwork #illustrationart #illustrationartwork #farts #scabs #puke #kites #drivein

FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! It's the very first chapter of 1994's MONO & TITI AND THE MOIST MISHAPS! Our favorite super best friends/Bonertania rulers Titiana and Montana take center stage in their very own adventure behind a sewage treatment plant. Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps

#newrelease #newreleasealert #titi #mono #newreleasedbook #newbook #book #books #LGBTQ #lgbtqpride #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqbooks🏳️‍🌈 #lgbtqbookstagram #farts #bookstodon #BooksofMastodon

FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! It's the very first chapter of 1994's MONO & TITI AND THE MOIST MISHAPS! Our favorite super best friends/Bonertania rulers Titiana and Montana take center stage in their very own adventure behind a sewage treatment plant. Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps

#newrelease #newreleasealert #titi #mono #newreleasedbook #newbook #book #books #LGBTQ #lgbtqpride #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqbooks🏳️‍🌈 #lgbtqbookstagram #farts #bookstodon #BooksofMastodon

FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! It's the very first chapter of 1994's MONO & TITI AND THE MOIST MISHAPS! Our favorite super best friends/Bonertania rulers Titiana and Montana take center stage in their very own adventure behind a sewage treatment plant. Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps

#newrelease #newreleasealert #titi #mono #newreleasedbook #newbook #book #books #LGBTQ #lgbtqpride #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqbooks🏳️‍🌈 #lgbtqbookstagram #farts #bookstodon #BooksofMastodon

FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! It's the very first chapter of 1994's MONO & TITI AND THE MOIST MISHAPS! Our favorite super best friends/Bonertania rulers Titiana and Montana take center stage in their very own adventure behind a sewage treatment plant. Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps

#newrelease #newreleasealert #titi #mono #newreleasedbook #newbook #book #books #LGBTQ #lgbtqpride #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqbooks🏳️‍🌈 #lgbtqbookstagram #farts #bookstodon #BooksofMastodon

FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! It's the very first chapter of 1994's MONO & TITI AND THE MOIST MISHAPS! Our favorite super best friends/Bonertania rulers Titiana and Montana take center stage in their very own adventure behind a sewage treatment plant. Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps

#newrelease #newreleasealert #titi #mono #newreleasedbook #newbook #book #books #LGBTQ #lgbtqpride #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqbooks🏳️‍🌈 #lgbtqbookstagram #farts #bookstodon #BooksofMastodon

NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Today's action-packed episode is from 1989's SODA & THE WAZZFISH KWEENDOM (volume 6). The crew of the Seapecker (including Soda and Chunks) face an immense horned sperm whale!!! Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107631/vi-soda-and-the-wazzfish-kweendom

or visit https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #newchapterbegins❤️ #bookboost #zine #zines #zinemaking #vcr #vhs #90s #weird #wierd #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #booktok #indieauthor #fart #farts #farting #fartsarefunny

Are you a super-Sifillitic? Send us a pic via https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #bookboost #zine #zine #ZINEフェス福岡 #tv #tvset #tvsetup #tvsets #television #thuglife #heaven #paradise #indieauthor #KrankorsTaint #cartoon #cartoonart #cartooning #desktop #influencer #fart #farts #farting #bookstodon #bookstodoner

Six random Sifillis Tarotting Deck cards featuring Zanghi, Gary, Procto, Chunks, Gorblecch, Jodo, Godo, Pud Pudtug, Nate Goiterhead, Tiny Tirdly, Dr. Slugg, Poo-Go, B.M. Foulfinger, and Qrt Vogelkot.

#tarot #tarotcards #tarotreadings #tarotreader #tarotcard #book #books #illustration #illustrationart #illustrationfart #tarotspread #tarotsistémico #tarotseansı #tarotdeck #tarotdecks #weird #wierd #90s #vcr #vhs #bookdragon #bookrecemnascido #bookboost #indieauthor #fart #farts #farting #sharts

The first eight chapters of the weird fantasy novel SODA AND THE SINISTER SNATCH are available to read for free at #RoyalRoad! Click here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107450/iv-soda-and-the-sinister-snatch

or visit https://sifillis.com/

#book #books #bookdragon #zine #zines #90s #bookstagram #bookboost #indieauthor #weird #wierd #booklover #bookhaul #bookhangover #90szine #90snostalgia #90svintage #90skid #fart #farts #farting #bookstodon

Kommandant Trenchstench & Kankersaur biocards.

#book #books #zine #zines #90s #vcr #vhs #fart #farts #farting #fartghoul #dinosaur #dinosaurs #biocard #biodiversity

THE CROSSOVER THE FANS DEMANDED!

#startrek #startrektos #startrekfans #startrekfanart #weird #weird #books #book #zine #zines #90s #vcr #vhs #booksta #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #instabook #booktok #booksky #bookstodon #booktwt #farts #fart #farting #farted #FartThursday #spock #sulu #soda #chunks #startrekking

The Gruesome Foursome: Gonorrena, Hepatitissa, Herpules, and Klymydya! Art by Josh Way. Learn more at sifillis.com!

#illustration #illustrationart #book #books #zine #zines #ZINEフェス広島 #fart #Villainous #villain #badguys #artwork #cartoon #cartooning #farts #barf #bookstodon #bookstAdon #bookrecommendations #bookrecommendations #vcr #vhs #90s #90szine

Gary the Green Jackalope, Soda Olheiser, Rumplemuss, Chunks, and the Spork Armadillo as they appear in SODA AND THE INEFFABLE CONCOCTION!

Learn more at sifillis.com!

#book #books #illustration #illustrationart #bookdragon #farts #fart #farting #fartsunday #illustrations #zine #zine #weird #wierd #bookrecommendations #ZINEフェス大磯 #indieauthor #cartoon #cartooning #jackalope #spork #rump #chunks #soda #booksbooksbooks #booksta #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #instabook

The Byzantium Hippopotamus #biocard. More stuff at: https://sifillis.com/

#books #book #illustration #illustrationart #hippo #hippos #hippopotamus #hippopotamuses #hippopotami #brad #zine #zines #90s #vcr #vhs #90szine #byzantium #farts #farting #fart #shart #sharts #sharting #booksbooksbooks #indieauthor #GIJoe #soda #bookstodon #bookstadon

Some of the G.L.O.P.S. (Gorgeous Ladies of Planet Sifillis!). Art by Josh Way. Learn more at sifillis.com!

#illustration #illustrationart #art #artwork #artworkทึเม #ZINEフェス東京 #zineフェス神戸 #zineフェス #book #books #bookstoread #cartooning #characterdesign #zit #weird #wierd #illustrations #bookart #farts #bookstodon #bookboost #BookStadon

Puppet-class yokai Smort (voice of Zachariah Smith) & Pucas (voice of Bruce Michael Hall), as they appeared in 1998's "Sifillis: The Animated Series".

#animation #animated #animationtidbits #animationart #animatedseries #animationfart #farts #cartoon #cartoons #zine #ZINEフェス東京 #zinester #zines #cartoonart #cartooning