#newchapterinlife — Public Fediverse posts

We jump back to the prequel story MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID. A tweenage Mono has befriended novelty salesman Zanghi, who has conned his way into being the new royal thaumaturge of Prodeuce Province. Unfortunately they- along with Pucas, Vira, and Crassgass the Gassy Jackass- have been sentenced to death by farmer prince Leek. Find out what happens next for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! In today's installment of volume V, SODA AND THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT, our hapless heroes Poo-Go, Dr. Slugg, Vogelkot, and Tiny Tirdly ride the Zedarcoaster to a town populated by jarred kaiju fetuses! Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! In today's installment of volume V, SODA AND THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT, our hapless heroes Poo-Go, Dr. Slugg, Vogelkot, and Tiny Tirdly ride the Zedarcoaster to a town populated by jarred kaiju fetuses! Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump to 1993's TITI & MONO AND THE MOIST MISHAPS. Our heroines have found Mount Opísthia but can't quite figure out how to get inside. Find out what happens next for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/sifillis-x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps

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Today's installment is from SODA & THE VEXATIOUS VENTRILOQUOID. Our heroine Soda and her new friend, the animate ventriloquisd dummy "Happy Haploid" Hallister- find themselves taken prisoner in the curious land of Sighen, where all the citizens have two synchronized heads. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114991/sifillis-viii-soda-and-the-vexatious-ventriloquoid

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Today's installment is from SODA & THE VEXATIOUS VENTRILOQUOID. Our heroine Soda and her new friend, the animate ventriloquisd dummy "Happy Haploid" Hallister- find themselves taken prisoner in the curious land of Sighen, where all the citizens have two synchronized heads. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114991/sifillis-viii-soda-and-the-vexatious-ventriloquoid

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump back to the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID to meet Kommandant Trenchstench and learn how he took over the Fartmeister's army. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump back to the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID to meet Kommandant Trenchstench and learn how he took over the Fartmeister's army. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! T-t-two Cydroidobots!? No! One is Kommandant Fistur, built using the same blueprints. Can these two androids get along? Find out for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! T-t-two Cydroidobots!? No! One is Kommandant Fistur, built using the same blueprints. Can these two androids get along? Find out for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! From Volume XII, SODA & THE FEROCIOUS PHLEGM. Learn Procto's origin for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/139831/sifillis-xii-soda-and-the-ferocious-phlegm

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! From Volume XII, SODA & THE FEROCIOUS PHLEGM. Learn Procto's origin for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/139831/sifillis-xii-soda-and-the-ferocious-phlegm

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Can Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly find a way to escape the mad Handies? Find out free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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Can Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly find a way to escape the mad Handies? Find out free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump to 1992's volume 9, SODA & THE KRAPATERIAN KALAMITY. Soda and Chunks go to visit the alleged "largest toilet on Sifillis". Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132171/sifillis-ix-soda-and-the-krapaterian-kalamity

Ilustration of Chunks & Soda in der terlit by the immensely talented @joshway!

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump to 1992's volume 9, SODA & THE KRAPATERIAN KALAMITY. Soda and Chunks go to visit the alleged "largest toilet on Sifillis". Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132171/sifillis-ix-soda-and-the-krapaterian-kalamity

Ilustration of Chunks & Soda in der terlit by the immensely talented @joshway!

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Today's installment is from the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID & stars Zanghi, the novelty-salesman-turned-thaumaturge played in the TV shows and movies by my husband @hermitsdaily. Read for free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Today's installment is from the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID & stars Zanghi, the novelty-salesman-turned-thaumaturge played in the TV shows and movies by my husband @hermitsdaily. Read for free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Chapter 15 ("Titi & Mono") of Volume 5 ("Soda and the Spazmotronic Slughunt") is now available! Vira, Mono and Titi meet the belchkins at Rebekkah Earwax's farm. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT!
We return to the wet and wild world of SODA AND THE WAZZFISH KWEENDOM! Soda and Chunks, still transmogrified into seahorse mermaids, travel deep beneath the Wormspotz Ocean and meet Supreme Kween Ureen as well as Pink Snapper (a colonoscion monognathus).
Read Free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107631/sifillis-vi-soda-and-the-wazzfish-kweendom

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Here's a quick little chapter catching up with the Fartmeister the day after the Flatulenz Fairy Princess Tremorroid Titiana stole his enchanted jock strap. He's understandably unhappy. Flackfizer Kankersaur and Kommandant Whiff round out the cast: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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DONG DONG!! NEW "Soda & The Spazmotronic Slughunt*" CHAPTER!!

Rebekkah Earwax returns, and she's quite unpleasantly surprised to find four filthy belchkins farting into her couch. Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

or visit https://sifillis.com/
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*The Sifillis Stories Volume V

A very eventful chapter from MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID (Vol.7). Being a prequel, this chapter features the 1st canonical appearances of Zanghi & Crassgass, nefarious vegetable thaumaturge Che Cavolo, & doomed whoopee cushion Mr. Banguu! Vira & Pucas round out the cast. Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER ALERT!
It's back to the weird, wild world of SODA & THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT (Volume V). Dr. Lubricious Slugg, Poo-Go the Spijökenian Nekroklown, and Krapaterian orphan Tiny Tirdly are still stuck on the skyland of Handieland at the mercy of the merciless Handies! Plus an all new zine page!

Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Chapter 13 of Part 2 of the Sifillis Stories Prequel Trilogy (Volume 7- 1990's "Mono & The Blecch Pyramid") is entitled "The Mephitic Fartmeister’s Fecklessly Fatuous Foul-Ups" and it features the first canonical appearance of the Fartmeister's flackfizer Kankersaur. Plus a new #zine page! Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER AND ZINE PAGE ALERT!

Today we return to "Soda and the Spazmotronic Slughunt" (volume 5). Soda is still in her transmogrified belchkin state (a belchkin is a type of gremlin-class yokai). She's swallowed up by the fleshy ground and falls into a sticky situation...

Read for free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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DONG! DONG! FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! Today we enter the strange, surreal world of Sifillis XI: Soda & the Egregious Expeditions, featuring new character Le Popotin Sitzfleisch!
Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/139673/sifillis-xi-soda-and-the-egregious-expeditions

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Super best friends Titiana and Montana are still on their quest towards Wastewater Lake to find Splooge Refuge and prevent a war between the Sploogies and the Sheetheads. PLUS: A new #zine page! Read for free at: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/sifillis-x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps
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NEW CHAPTER of "Soda & the Krapaterian Kalamity" starring Pucas! https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132171/sifillis-ix-soda-and-the-krapaterian-kalamity

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Soda finally meets up with "Happy Haploid" Hallister, a ventriloquist dummy who wants to be a stuntman, in an all new segment of 1991's SODA & THE VEXATIOUS VENTRILOQUOID. Plus an all new #zine page!

Read for free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114991/sifillis-viii-soda-and-the-vexatious-ventriloquoid
or visit sifillis.com

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DONG! DONG! NEW CHAPTER ALERT!
In this installment of volume 8 (part 2 of the prequel trilogy), young Mono Shingles and her fuzzy puppy-dog-shaped yokai pal Vira are plunged into darkness towards total annihilation. Plus, as always, a new #SifilliticaPsychotica #zine page! Read for free at #RoyalRoad:

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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DONG! DONG! NEW CHAPTER ALERT!! Godo (the hovering krasue from the Phung dimension) had a cameo at the beach party in volume three, but here is her big introduction from volume six (1988's "Soda and the Wazzfish Kweendom"). She and her best friend Jodo determine that something is rotten in the city of Schmegma.
Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107631/sifillis-vi-soda-and-the-wazzfish-kweendom

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DONG! DONG! NEW CHAPTER ALERT! It's chapter 2 of 1993's "Titi & Mono and the Moist Mishaps", in which SBFs* Titiana and Montana face a hoard of meat-tube-excreting violet widowers! Read for free:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/sifillis-x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps

*Super Best Friends

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Soda & co are still belching gremlin-class yokai! Can our friends escape the clutches (and cleavage) of the nefarious Mrs. Minj? Find out free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! In honor of this week's Smortzflicks Live show here's a chapter starring Smort & Agent Orange from 1992's "Soda & the Krapaterian Kalamity"!

Read for FREE: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132171/sifillis-ix-soda-and-the-krapaterian-kalamity

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After a 2 month hiatus we return to volume VIII, SODA & THE VEXATIOUS VENTRILOQUOID, with a chapter that features no Soda and no Ventriloquoids. But it does feature Chunks and Titi, as many well as fan favorite Sifillis Celebrities. Plus a new #zine page detailing Videotape Palace's minigolf course!
Read free:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114991/sifillis-viii-soda-and-the-vexatious-ventriloquoid

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DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER ALERT!!!
Today's exciting episode is from 1988's "The Sifillis Stories Volume Five: Soda & the Spazmotronic Slughunt". Includes a new print-and-play game called "BOMB THE BADDIES"! Read for free:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! The Fartmeister is back, for the very first time! I'll explain: The nefarious Fartmeister made his first appearance in volume one. Volume seven is a prequel, so this is his first canonical appearance. Now that that's cleared up you can enjoy today's new episode of MONO AND THE BLECCH PYRAMID more fully-er: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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After almost 15 lovely years in Guam, we are starting a new chapter in Southern California. Here's to meeting new people, making more art, and most importantly, getting my family the medical help they need. ❤️🙏🏼🥰

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