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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews in #4KFormat #UltraHD...

#Intermission: #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I have been #BusyBusyBusy #Watching #TheLast of #Psychoville... #HalloweenSpecialIncluded...

With a #FollowUp with #ActionTransvestite, #EddieIzzard... #Sexie [#Recorded in #Eastbourne - #Just... #DownTheRoad]

#TheBFF has #RetiredToBed with a #GoodBook; #VerySatisified with #TheOutcome of #SomeMoreRugby...

#Leaving #TheRestOfUs to...

#StrangeDays...

#DontPanic; there'll be #AnotherMillennium soon... #Soonish™️

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #DiscordIsForImbeciles

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

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#Meanwhile...

In #TodaysRamen; we have #HowToRamen: #Six - #TheRevenge of #TheNoodles...

[#Viewers are #Advised that #TheFollowingPerformance #MayContain #LimeJuice and #Tuna... And, #MustardSeeds... And, #EatingIrons... #AlsoContains #ZeroPercentAccordion]

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #SharingOurNoodles for #TheEnvironment...

#TheBFF has #Decided that he also wants to #HowToRamenToo; but, #MostProbably after his #Routine #DiabeticRetinopathyAppointment... #Later...

With #FancyHats...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #SendNoodles...

#BTW: #IT's #StillNotYule... #FictionalChristmas

#JustinBimblebottom is #AllAboutTheNoodles...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #StillServingIT #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #WhatsUpBro #DeadInstance #StiillDead

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NotEven24...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that, #Tonight, we shall be #MostlyEating... #Homolettes; they're #VeryMuchLike #Omelettes... But, for #MaleHomos...

#IT's another #MushroomMonday, #People...

#Homelettes are #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; but, #Vegans will have to #EatSomethingElse... #TreeBark; or #Spanners, or #Something...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFirstAnniversaryNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but... #IT's #PSiReN.eu's #FirstAnniversary #ComingUp...

#HowExciticatin'...?!

#IT's #PSiReN.eu's #FirstAnniversary... #Eve...!

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty; we're #FineForDiesel...

#HappyHappy #WorldMentalHealthDay...!

#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

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@dirt

There's #Still #QuiteALot [#TechnicalTerm] of #LeftOvers from #DefinitelyNotChristmas...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #StillDeciding:

• #WhatToEat;
• #WhatToFreeze; and,
• #WhatToCompost…

#ThatSaid... I am #InTheMood for #Sushi; #So...

#ThereWillBeSushi in #TheFuture, #TheVeryNearFuture... #MostProbably at #TheWeekend...

#Something to #LookForward to, aye... | #SushiPower...!

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#SpookyCoincidence... When I #LivedInLondon, #One of the #NeighbourhoodCats was called #Wotan...

#OnceUponATime... #TheBFF and I were #PartTimeGenialHosts to #Wotan; #Collectively we were among many in #TheWotanClan

#TrueStory

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