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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Travel...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' and there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...

#Today, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedEast to #TheFarEast of #Folkestone to visit #Some of the #SixFooters for a #PlayDate; #StayingOvernight, #ReturningHome #Tomorrow

#TheBFF is #Planning to #StayAtHome and #DoSomethingElse... #TheBFF #Things...

There will be #Beer; #LotsAndLots of #Beer and #Plenty of #FuckingAround...

#HaveFun; #StaySafe and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano... And, #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules with a #Semicolon...

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#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#SpringIsComing...!

#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...

We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...

They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...

We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...

#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay #GeographyIsAFactor #InJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingInnocentsDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews and #SomeWeather...

We're #PartlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is such a #HandsomeBoy; he #LooksGreat in #ShortShorts...

#HisMum should be #VeryProud of #Him; under the #SnugglyBlankets you #BearlyNotice his #MassiveCock... #AtLeastUntil he #GetsExciticated...

He's been #PlayingVeryWell with #Others, too; #So...

He gets #BonusPoints and a #MincePie, while #TheBFF and I get to #EatStollen... #DecidedlyUnderwhelmingStollen from the #QatariSovereignWealthFund's #OutletStore in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...

#IT's #OK, we have #LeftOverPanettone from #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay2025...

#ForLater...!

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #StillNotHitler #BeingRight #SuperAwesome #DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHomeAgainNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because we're #HomeAgain...

While #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #HittingThingsWithHammers and #TheBFF is #Preparing #FishFingerSammidges for #Supper, I went to my #Local #GPSurgery to #Discuss my #SlightlyHigh #BloodPressure...

#BookingAnAppointment was #SimplicityItself and #VeryQuick (within 24-hours)... #MyGP recommended some #VeryCommon and #VeryCheap #Medication and some #SmokingCessation; but, because he was also #ChronicallyObese, I also #Recommended that he try #WorkingOut maybe #TwoToThree #TimesPerWeek and #NotSitting #BehindADesk #AllHisWorkingLife...

That seemed like a #FairTransaction, right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

There will be a #FollowUp #InSoFar as I have an #ECG #Booked for #NextWeek and "they" also want a #UrineSample to #MakeSure I'm not #PreDiabetic, which I #AlreadyKnow I'm not...

He was #MightyRelieved to #Learn that he was #NotTheOnlyDoctor in #TheConsultationRoom...

#So... #That's #AllFine...

#AsYouWere... #KeepCarryingOn... | #SelfExamination #ZeroFallOut

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@dirt

There's #Still #QuiteALot [#TechnicalTerm] of #LeftOvers from #DefinitelyNotChristmas...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #StillDeciding:

• #WhatToEat;
• #WhatToFreeze; and,
• #WhatToCompost…

#ThatSaid... I am #InTheMood for #Sushi; #So...

#ThereWillBeSushi in #TheFuture, #TheVeryNearFuture... #MostProbably at #TheWeekend...

#Something to #LookForward to, aye... | #SushiPower...!

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#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...

#PartOne of #Many:

#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...

#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...

#PartOne of #Many:

#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...

#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...

#PartOne of #Many:

#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...

#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...

#PartOne of #Many:

#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...

#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...

#PartOne of #Many:

#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...

#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...

#SpookyCoincidence... When I #LivedInLondon, #One of the #NeighbourhoodCats was called #Wotan...

#OnceUponATime... #TheBFF and I were #PartTimeGenialHosts to #Wotan; #Collectively we were among many in #TheWotanClan

#TrueStory

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#IT's a #Shame, really...

We've #JustCancelled our #NetflixSub after 8-years; #TheBFF will #HardlyNotice, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #NotThatHappy about #IT...

We shall just have to #FindAnotherWay to #EntertainOurselves...

That won't be #TooHard...

#IT'll #Soon be #WinterTime, #Anyways...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEvenWithDoughnuts...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #RedBeanBear and I are #AllAbout to #FinishOff #TheCake...

#DontPanic; I'll #MakeAnotherCake... #Sometime...

#DontCryAboutIT... #PullYourselvesTogether...

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