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#Meanwhile...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers in #TheShed...
He's #WearingShortShorts; because, he #Likes #ShortShorts... His #MassiveCock keeps #FallingOut of #HisPants, which is #JustFine... #InOurWorkPlace...
He's in #GoodCompany; with a #GoodCompany...
#NoCircumcisionRequired; his #Genitals are #EntirelyIntact and #FunctioningNormally, #AsRequired
The #Soundcast is #BlastingOut #Tunes; #GreatTunes... #Some of #TheBestTunes... #Ever...
We're #Getting #AGoodSweat on...
We'll be #Snufflin' and #Lickin' #Later... With #LickyLickyLollies...
#Once we're #Done... #ForTheDay...
#BTW: #CrimeSceneInvestigation - #One of #TheNeighbourhoodCats has #Murdered a #Pigeon... #However, a #PigeonFatality is #AsNothing #Compared to an #AntMassacre
#BurgersForTea #Tonight; #HomeMade... #TheBFF is also #BusyBusyBusy #MakingThat...
#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired and #AllSystemsOperational... #Unlike #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst...
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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #NothingToSell #NoOneBuyingIT #NatureBeingNatural #NaturalHabitat
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Travel...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' and there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...
#Today, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedEast to #TheFarEast of #Folkestone to visit #Some of the #SixFooters for a #PlayDate; #StayingOvernight, #ReturningHome #Tomorrow
#TheBFF is #Planning to #StayAtHome and #DoSomethingElse... #TheBFF #Things...
There will be #Beer; #LotsAndLots of #Beer and #Plenty of #FuckingAround...
#HaveFun; #StaySafe and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano... And, #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules with a #Semicolon...
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#Now...
#TheBFF has #Issued an #AdvisoryNotice on #ThisCake; #Because, #HealthWarnings...
#NotOnly does #ThisCake contain #SeveralSpecies of #Nuts; #IT also has #Fruits in #IT... #So, #IT's #Technically a #Vegetable and #IT's #Healthy; #Because, #Frooties are #GoodForYou, #ExceptStrawberries, which are #PotentiallyLethal for #MyLittleBigBuddy... #LikeKryptonite; but, #Fruity...
#TheAssortedFruits comprise: #Raisins, #Sultanas (#BasicallyGrapes), #Apricots and #Cranberries...
They have been #Soaking in a #CommonOrGarden #BreakfastScotch for a #WeeWhile; #But, #IF you don't have #AnyScotch, you can #AlwaysUse #GrandMarnier... #Or, #Cointreau (#IF you're #French)...
#IT can also be #Served with #Cigars and/or #MoreCigars...
#See... #VeryHealthy... And, #Multilingual...!
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #BeenTold that #ThisCake has to #Mature over #TwoDays (#AtLeast); #So, we're going to #Eat some #WelshCakes, #Instead... And, #SaveThisCake for #Later...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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#Oooph... That was a #SuperYummy, #Lovely #RoastChickenDinner...
#TheBFF did #Most of #IT; although, #MyLittleBigBuddy also #Helped with #Peeling the #Potatoes and #Preparing the #Broccoli...
#TheBFF is #TheMasterOfGravy; #So, he was #VeryMuchInCharge of #That...
I #Just had to #ShowUp and #EatIT, which was #Nice...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Now #DoingTheWashingUp and #TheBFF is #Drying and #PuttingStuff #Away in their #RespectivePlaces in #TheKitchen...
While I just #TypeUp #ExactlyWhatHappened in #MyOwn #InimitableStyle, which is #QuiteDistinctive... #IT's #SoGood that the #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst #KeepPlagiarising #IT #Because "they/them" are #TotalCunts even though #NoOneCares... | #LookAtTheEvidence
#SpeakingPersonally in #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery; I can #Say #WithoutFearOfContradiction that #NoOneCares; #Because #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance #Relies on "his" #ManyMultiple #SelfOwned #BullshitAccounts to #KeepBoosting #AllTheContent that "he's #Stolen from #Fakebook and #OtherPeople's #RedditPosts...
#NoOneCares about that, either...
#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...
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#HowExciticatin'...?!
#TheBFF is #JettingOff to #Thailand soon...
#IT's #JustAsWell we can #PrintOut his #BoardingPass and #DigitalArrivalCard, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark
#InAddition; #AtLeast #One of #MySpare #Microsoft #Lumia950XL(s) can #Carry his #PDF(s) for him...
#So... #ThatsNice...
#DontForget; #Thailand is a #PolicedState... #NotLike #TheFediverse
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTrueTrueTuesdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#GoodNews...! #IT's #NotReallyNews; but #GoodNews...!
#TheBFF and I have #Commissioned a #FireAndSafetyEngineer to #Install a #NewBoiler... He #StartsWork on #Thursday and #TheWork is #Expected to #Run for a #Couple of #Days...
We're all #JollyExcited... The #FireAndSafetyEngineer, #Mark, is #HighlyCompetent and #SuperHot...
Our #OldBoiler gets #ServicedRegularly (by #Mark - #TheBoilerGuy) and #IT's #AtLeast 30-#Years old; the #ControlSwitches and #SwitchGear are #Ancient... #IT's #Safe and #FullyOperational; but, #IT could be #MoreEfficient... #So...
#NewBoiler...! #NewSwitchGear...! #ComingSoon...! #Soonish™️
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I shall be #SuperWarm and #Toasty - #NoChangeThere
#TheBenefit is that our #GasConsumption should #Drop by about 35%...
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#Meanwhile...
#Ahead of #ThisEvening's #Continuation of our #WestWingMarathon; #TheBFF is #Making: #ToadInTheHole... #IT's a #HouseFavourite...
#IT's #EspeciallySuitableForVegetarians; #Particularly #IF "they" like #Snozzidges and #OnionGravy...
#Tomorrow is also #HappyBaconBagelDay; there's going to be #Bagels with #Bacon, and #Possibly a #FriedEgg... #TrueFacts... | #MakeTimeForBacon
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