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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Travel...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' and there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...
#Today, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedEast to #TheFarEast of #Folkestone to visit #Some of the #SixFooters for a #PlayDate; #StayingOvernight, #ReturningHome #Tomorrow
#TheBFF is #Planning to #StayAtHome and #DoSomethingElse... #TheBFF #Things...
There will be #Beer; #LotsAndLots of #Beer and #Plenty of #FuckingAround...
#HaveFun; #StaySafe and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano... And, #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules with a #Semicolon...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews in #4KFormat #UltraHD...
#Intermission: #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I have been #BusyBusyBusy #Watching #TheLast of #Psychoville... #HalloweenSpecialIncluded...
With a #FollowUp with #ActionTransvestite, #EddieIzzard... #Sexie [#Recorded in #Eastbourne - #Just... #DownTheRoad]
#TheBFF has #RetiredToBed with a #GoodBook; #VerySatisified with #TheOutcome of #SomeMoreRugby...
#Leaving #TheRestOfUs to...
#StrangeDays...
#DontPanic; there'll be #AnotherMillennium soon... #Soonish™️
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!
I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
#Meanwhile...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...
I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
#Meanwhile...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#Oooph... That was a #SuperYummy, #Lovely #RoastChickenDinner...
#TheBFF did #Most of #IT; although, #MyLittleBigBuddy also #Helped with #Peeling the #Potatoes and #Preparing the #Broccoli...
#TheBFF is #TheMasterOfGravy; #So, he was #VeryMuchInCharge of #That...
I #Just had to #ShowUp and #EatIT, which was #Nice...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Now #DoingTheWashingUp and #TheBFF is #Drying and #PuttingStuff #Away in their #RespectivePlaces in #TheKitchen...
While I just #TypeUp #ExactlyWhatHappened in #MyOwn #InimitableStyle, which is #QuiteDistinctive... #IT's #SoGood that the #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst #KeepPlagiarising #IT #Because "they/them" are #TotalCunts even though #NoOneCares... | #LookAtTheEvidence
#SpeakingPersonally in #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery; I can #Say #WithoutFearOfContradiction that #NoOneCares; #Because #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance #Relies on "his" #ManyMultiple #SelfOwned #BullshitAccounts to #KeepBoosting #AllTheContent that "he's #Stolen from #Fakebook and #OtherPeople's #RedditPosts...
#NoOneCares about that, either...
#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...
I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
#Meanwhile...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...
I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
#Meanwhile... X is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...
I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
Meanwhile...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingProvisioningNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #Provisions... #Provisioning...
#TheBFF is #HeadedHome with a #SlightDelay; #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Doing the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Thing and #CaptainRedBeanBear is #LostInSpace...
There is #Soup in #TheFuture and a #Chilli... With #Bread; #LotsAndLots of #Bread... And, #Bacon
#HaveABiscuit... #OrSomething...
#Welcome to #Nopevember... #YouAreLate
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #MovieNight...
With #TheBFF #SafelyEnsconced in #Thailand #Courtesy of our #TravelPartners, #Emirates who didn't #Crash #AnotherOne of their #Airbus #A380(s)...
Our #WestWingMarathon is in a #TemporalSuspension until #TheReturnOfTheBFF...
We got as far as #TheEulogy for #JohnSpencer (#Actor) and #LeoMcGarry (#FictionalWarCriminal) and we #ConsideredIT a #FineMoment to #TakeAPause...
#InTheMeantime; we have #Movies to #Choose... #Sammidges to #Eat... #Beer to #Drink...
And, there is #StillNoHope of us #EverWatching #Strictly... #WhateverThatIs...
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There's #Still #QuiteALot [#TechnicalTerm] of #LeftOvers from #DefinitelyNotChristmas...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #StillDeciding:
• #WhatToEat;
• #WhatToFreeze; and,
• #WhatToCompost…#ThatSaid... I am #InTheMood for #Sushi; #So...
#ThereWillBeSushi in #TheFuture, #TheVeryNearFuture... #MostProbably at #TheWeekend...
#Something to #LookForward to, aye... | #SushiPower...!
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We've #JustCancelled our #NetflixSub after 8-years; #TheBFF will #HardlyNotice, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #NotThatHappy about #IT...
We shall just have to #FindAnotherWay to #EntertainOurselves...
That won't be #TooHard...
#IT'll #Soon be #WinterTime, #Anyways...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotEven24...
#TheBFF #Returned from old #LondonTown and can now #Safely #StopBeingAGrownUp
He had a #NiceButWyrdDay and there are #TooManyPeople in #LondonTown (apparently)...
He #QuiteLikes the #Refit at the #NPG (#NationalPortraitGallery; not, #NewPowerGeneration)... #IDIgress...
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#CarbonBasedLifeforms: Nattväsen
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPostSammidgeTimeReportAndAnalysisNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEvenThatMuch...
#TheBFF is in #LondonTown #BeingAGrownUp...
#Meanwhile...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #Finished #DescalingTheKettle and the #CoffeeMakers...
#CoffeeMakersOfTheWorldUnite...!
And, we have #MagickBeans
What have the #RestOfYou been up to...?
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#ToTheStory...
I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...
#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...
I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...
#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...
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