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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Travel...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' and there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...
#Today, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedEast to #TheFarEast of #Folkestone to visit #Some of the #SixFooters for a #PlayDate; #StayingOvernight, #ReturningHome #Tomorrow
#TheBFF is #Planning to #StayAtHome and #DoSomethingElse... #TheBFF #Things...
There will be #Beer; #LotsAndLots of #Beer and #Plenty of #FuckingAround...
#HaveFun; #StaySafe and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano... And, #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules with a #Semicolon...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!
I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
#Meanwhile...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...
#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...
#Meanwhile...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...
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#Oooph... That was a #SuperYummy, #Lovely #RoastChickenDinner...
#TheBFF did #Most of #IT; although, #MyLittleBigBuddy also #Helped with #Peeling the #Potatoes and #Preparing the #Broccoli...
#TheBFF is #TheMasterOfGravy; #So, he was #VeryMuchInCharge of #That...
I #Just had to #ShowUp and #EatIT, which was #Nice...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Now #DoingTheWashingUp and #TheBFF is #Drying and #PuttingStuff #Away in their #RespectivePlaces in #TheKitchen...
While I just #TypeUp #ExactlyWhatHappened in #MyOwn #InimitableStyle, which is #QuiteDistinctive... #IT's #SoGood that the #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst #KeepPlagiarising #IT #Because "they/them" are #TotalCunts even though #NoOneCares... | #LookAtTheEvidence
#SpeakingPersonally in #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery; I can #Say #WithoutFearOfContradiction that #NoOneCares; #Because #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance #Relies on "his" #ManyMultiple #SelfOwned #BullshitAccounts to #KeepBoosting #AllTheContent that "he's #Stolen from #Fakebook and #OtherPeople's #RedditPosts...
#NoOneCares about that, either...
#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️
#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...
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#BTW: #JustInCase you #Missed #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay2025; #Well, #YouMissedIT...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I were #BusyBusyGaming in #DiabloIVWorld and #TheBFF was #StillSnoozlin'...
#IT's #OK; we #StillHave some #IndifferentStollen and a #MagnificentMincePie...
And, #CakeLeftOvers...
Can be #Served with #Cream and/or #Marmalade...
#ForBreakfast...!
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #QuiteContinental #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay #CakeInABox #InABox #NotInABox
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#OnACompleteTangent... From #TheKingOfTheTangents...
#YouKnow what's #TheBestThing about #TheBFF's #SafeReturn from #Thailand...
#CamelFilters... The #GeneralHealthWarnings on #ThaiCigarettes are #Gruesome...
I thought I was #LookingAt a #RoastChicken; until I #Realised... #IT was a #Heart... 🧡
#IT's #OK; #DontPanic... The #CamelFilters can be #Decanted into a #CigaretteCase... With #PlainPackaging
#Cigarettes are #Technically a #Vegetable; #JustLike the #AngryOrangeWotsit...
#IT's #TotallyNotNews...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFirstAnniversaryNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but... #IT's #PSiReN.eu's #FirstAnniversary #ComingUp...
#HowExciticatin'...?!
#IT's #PSiReN.eu's #FirstAnniversary... #Eve...!
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty; we're #FineForDiesel...
#HappyHappy #WorldMentalHealthDay...!
#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStroopwafelNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FarFewer... #PossiblyLess...
In a #Change to a #PreviouslyBroadcastToot; we have yet more #WelshCakes... They're #Still #VeryMuchLike a #DropScone, only #Welsh... #TotallyWelsh, #TheBFF says so.
There's also another #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...
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#ToTheStory...
I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...
#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...
I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...
#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...
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