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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Travel...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' and there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...

#Today, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedEast to #TheFarEast of #Folkestone to visit #Some of the #SixFooters for a #PlayDate; #StayingOvernight, #ReturningHome #Tomorrow

#TheBFF is #Planning to #StayAtHome and #DoSomethingElse... #TheBFF #Things...

There will be #Beer; #LotsAndLots of #Beer and #Plenty of #FuckingAround...

#HaveFun; #StaySafe and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano... And, #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules with a #Semicolon...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Travel...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' and there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...

#Today, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedEast to #TheFarEast of #Folkestone to visit #Some of the #SixFooters for a #PlayDate; #StayingOvernight, #ReturningHome #Tomorrow

#TheBFF is #Planning to #StayAtHome and #DoSomethingElse... #TheBFF #Things...

There will be #Beer; #LotsAndLots of #Beer and #Plenty of #FuckingAround...

#HaveFun; #StaySafe and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano... And, #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules with a #Semicolon...

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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#SpringIsComing...!

#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...

We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...

They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...

We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...

#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay #GeographyIsAFactor #InJapanese

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#SpringIsComing...!

#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...

We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...

They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...

We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...

#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay #GeographyIsAFactor #InJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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https://pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-displays/fw-65bz35l

#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...

I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...

I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

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#Oooph... That was a #SuperYummy, #Lovely #RoastChickenDinner...

#TheBFF did #Most of #IT; although, #MyLittleBigBuddy also #Helped with #Peeling the #Potatoes and #Preparing the #Broccoli...

#TheBFF is #TheMasterOfGravy; #So, he was #VeryMuchInCharge of #That...

I #Just had to #ShowUp and #EatIT, which was #Nice...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Now #DoingTheWashingUp and #TheBFF is #Drying and #PuttingStuff #Away in their #RespectivePlaces in #TheKitchen...

While I just #TypeUp #ExactlyWhatHappened in #MyOwn #InimitableStyle, which is #QuiteDistinctive... #IT's #SoGood that the #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst #KeepPlagiarising #IT #Because "they/them" are #TotalCunts even though #NoOneCares... | #LookAtTheEvidence

#SpeakingPersonally in #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery; I can #Say #WithoutFearOfContradiction that #NoOneCares; #Because #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance #Relies on "his" #ManyMultiple #SelfOwned #BullshitAccounts to #KeepBoosting #AllTheContent that "he's #Stolen from #Fakebook and #OtherPeople's #RedditPosts...

#NoOneCares about that, either...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

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#Oooph... That was a #SuperYummy, #Lovely #RoastChickenDinner...

#TheBFF did #Most of #IT; although, #MyLittleBigBuddy also #Helped with #Peeling the #Potatoes and #Preparing the #Broccoli...

#TheBFF is #TheMasterOfGravy; #So, he was #VeryMuchInCharge of #That...

I #Just had to #ShowUp and #EatIT, which was #Nice...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Now #DoingTheWashingUp and #TheBFF is #Drying and #PuttingStuff #Away in their #RespectivePlaces in #TheKitchen...

While I just #TypeUp #ExactlyWhatHappened in #MyOwn #InimitableStyle, which is #QuiteDistinctive... #IT's #SoGood that the #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst #KeepPlagiarising #IT #Because "they/them" are #TotalCunts even though #NoOneCares... | #LookAtTheEvidence

#SpeakingPersonally in #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery; I can #Say #WithoutFearOfContradiction that #NoOneCares; #Because #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance #Relies on "his" #ManyMultiple #SelfOwned #BullshitAccounts to #KeepBoosting #AllTheContent that "he's #Stolen from #Fakebook and #OtherPeople's #RedditPosts...

#NoOneCares about that, either...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#IT #CouldBeEvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09387980

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...

I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...

I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile... X is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...

I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #MovieNight...

With #TheBFF #SafelyEnsconced in #Thailand #Courtesy of our #TravelPartners, #Emirates who didn't #Crash #AnotherOne of their #Airbus #A380(s)...

Our #WestWingMarathon is in a #TemporalSuspension until #TheReturnOfTheBFF...

We got as far as #TheEulogy for #JohnSpencer (#Actor) and #LeoMcGarry (#FictionalWarCriminal) and we #ConsideredIT a #FineMoment to #TakeAPause...

#InTheMeantime; we have #Movies to #Choose... #Sammidges to #Eat... #Beer to #Drink...

And, there is #StillNoHope of us #EverWatching #Strictly... #WhateverThatIs...

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#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

We took #OurRubbishHome and got some #NotChristmasChocolates; because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Tonight we shall be #EatingSteak with #Mushrooms, and a #FriedEgg...

#InCelebrationMode

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFirstAnniversaryNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but... #IT's #PSiReN.eu's #FirstAnniversary #ComingUp...

#HowExciticatin'...?!

#IT's #PSiReN.eu's #FirstAnniversary... #Eve...!

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty; we're #FineForDiesel...

#HappyHappy #WorldMentalHealthDay...!

#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFirstAnniversaryNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but... #IT's #PSiReN.eu's #FirstAnniversary #ComingUp...

#HowExciticatin'...?!

#IT's #PSiReN.eu's #FirstAnniversary... #Eve...!

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty; we're #FineForDiesel...

#HappyHappy #WorldMentalHealthDay...!

#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

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#TrueFact... #ManyManyYearsAgo...

#TheBFF and I #MovedOut of #London because the #AirQuality was #SoBad #IT was #ReallyInterfering with our #Smoking...

#IT was a #GoodTime to #Downsize, too...

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@dirt

There's #Still #QuiteALot [#TechnicalTerm] of #LeftOvers from #DefinitelyNotChristmas...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #StillDeciding:

• #WhatToEat;
• #WhatToFreeze; and,
• #WhatToCompost…

#ThatSaid... I am #InTheMood for #Sushi; #So...

#ThereWillBeSushi in #TheFuture, #TheVeryNearFuture... #MostProbably at #TheWeekend...

#Something to #LookForward to, aye... | #SushiPower...!

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109845523302966909

@dirt

There's #Still #QuiteALot [#TechnicalTerm] of #LeftOvers from #DefinitelyNotChristmas...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #StillDeciding:

• #WhatToEat;
• #WhatToFreeze; and,
• #WhatToCompost…

#ThatSaid... I am #InTheMood for #Sushi; #So...

#ThereWillBeSushi in #TheFuture, #TheVeryNearFuture... #MostProbably at #TheWeekend...

#Something to #LookForward to, aye... | #SushiPower...!

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109845523302966909

@selzero

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are doing #Lego's; #TheBFF is taking an early night with a book in bed...

#RockNRoll...!

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@MishaVanMollusq

Here's a #TrueStory for you, Misha - just for you...

#TheBFF was a #RegistrarGeneral in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom (and #IT's really #HisStory; but he uses #Flakebook and can't be bothered to #Migrate to the #Fediverse - I've already #ToldHimOff about #IT; but, he's 24-years #MySenior; so...)

#Look... I've #Digressed already... #ThatWasQuick...

[Cont...]

@MishaVanMollusq

Here's a #TrueStory for you, Misha - just for you...

#TheBFF was a #RegistrarGeneral in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom (and #IT's really #HisStory; but he uses #Flakebook and can't be bothered to #Migrate to the #Fediverse - I've already #ToldHimOff about #IT; but, he's 24-years #MySenior; so...)

#Look... I've #Digressed already... #ThatWasQuick...

[Cont...]

#BTW: #YouKnow what's also #StillTrue...?

My #RomanCatholicMother, #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #RedBeanBear and I are all #Still: #CovidFree...

"#BeingRight is #SuperAwesome" and you can #QuoteMe on that... | #IT's #True and #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; but #IT's #StillTrue...

#YoureWelcome

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1549640015449395201

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) your #Convictions / #Faith #Beliefs #Happen to #Inhibit / #Prohibit your #Consumption of my #ArmagnacAndWhiteChocolateCheesecake; that's #Fine...

I'll just have to #EatMore of #IT... With #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy...

#LoveInATimeOfCholesterol

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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTeddyBearPlantNotNews with a #SpecialBeefCasseroleBulletin #Update...

#WeHaveLeftovers...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I had #OneWholeDumplingEach, and #SomeBeefCasserole... There was #SomeWine in #IT... | #CleanPlateClub

#ManlyMuppets; #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#Tonight, #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #AllEating: #BeefCasserole with #SuetDumplings...

#IT's #GotBeef in #IT...!

#IT's #TotallySuitable for #KingChuckieCheese in the #MayorMcCheeseEra...

#How's all that #RoyalPatronage #WorkingOut in the #MayorMcCheeseEra, #MisterDen... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/nov/23/revealed-king-charles-secretly-profiting-from-the-assets-of-dead-citizens

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...

#PartOne of #Many:

#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...

#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...

#PartOne of #Many:

#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...

#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...

#SpookyCoincidence... When I #LivedInLondon, #One of the #NeighbourhoodCats was called #Wotan...

#OnceUponATime... #TheBFF and I were #PartTimeGenialHosts to #Wotan; #Collectively we were among many in #TheWotanClan

#TrueStory

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#Sometimes... Just #Sometimes...

#MyLittleBigBuddy #Forgets just #HowHandsome he is; #So...

I #Like to #RemindHim...

#TheBFF #AlreadyKnows #HowHandsome he is; #IT's #OneFactor, #OneAmongMany, as to #Why we're #StillBestFriends...

#IT's #ThatSimple... #IT's also a #WorkInProgress

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#Erasure: Sometimes (Love To Infinity 2015 Club Mix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP7A54-nyC0

#IT's a #Shame, really...

We've #JustCancelled our #NetflixSub after 8-years; #TheBFF will #HardlyNotice, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #NotThatHappy about #IT...

We shall just have to #FindAnotherWay to #EntertainOurselves...

That won't be #TooHard...

#IT'll #Soon be #WinterTime, #Anyways...

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#IT's a #Shame, really...

We've #JustCancelled our #NetflixSub after 8-years; #TheBFF will #HardlyNotice, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #NotThatHappy about #IT...

We shall just have to #FindAnotherWay to #EntertainOurselves...

That won't be #TooHard...

#IT'll #Soon be #WinterTime, #Anyways...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotEven24...

#TheBFF #Returned from old #LondonTown and can now #Safely #StopBeingAGrownUp

He had a #NiceButWyrdDay and there are #TooManyPeople in #LondonTown (apparently)...

He #QuiteLikes the #Refit at the #NPG (#NationalPortraitGallery; not, #NewPowerGeneration)... #IDIgress...

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#CarbonBasedLifeforms: Nattväsen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnEMnaBFxE

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPostSammidgeTimeReportAndAnalysisNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEvenThatMuch...

#TheBFF is in #LondonTown #BeingAGrownUp...

#Meanwhile...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #Finished #DescalingTheKettle and the #CoffeeMakers...

#CoffeeMakersOfTheWorldUnite...!

And, we have #MagickBeans

What have the #RestOfYou been up to...?

#AnythingProductive?

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109904587444851821

#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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