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#One of #MyOldJag's #DesignFeatures...
#TheLeaper vs #TheGrowler...
#LeaperVsGrowler... #UltimateDeathMatch...!
#APerspective: #OneAmongMany...
#BeingStruck by 180Kg [ #UnladenWeight ] #AtSpeed [ #AnySpeed ] is #VeryLikely to #CauseInjury...
#ThrowOn #BellsAndWhistles; #Driver and #Passengers; #Luggage and #ChocolateMiniRolls and the #ForcedRemoval of #TheLeaper seems a #SomewhatRedundant #SafetyPrecaution for #Pedestrians...
#AtLeast #TheClaw #Served as a #GrippingPoint to #Hold #DeadPedestrians #InPosition until #MyOldJag could be #Brought to a #ControlledStop; #Rather than #Bouncing #AllOver the #VeryWellPolished; #StylishlyDesigned #Bonnet / #EngineCover...
#DoingMoreDamage and #Obscuring #TheView of #TheMotorist... #EvenMoreDangerous...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #ConsideredTheOptions and #ThePerspective of #DeadPedestrians and #OtherRoadUsers; but, "they/them" were #AlreadyDead... #InAllProbability... #ServesThemRight for #Strolling onto a #MainArterialRoad without #DueCare and #Attention... #Or... #DueDiligence...
#NeedMoreData... And, #Beer...
#IT's #StoppedRaining for a #Moment; #So... We're going to #HaveALittleThink about #IT in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
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#OpenLetter...
#DearJaguar / #LandRover / #JLR #Or #Whatever you're #CallingYourselves #Now...
#YouKnow #KnowHow you can #Restore your #Brand...
#TryMaking #SomeCars that #Work and #KeepingYourBusiness #Profitable rather than #Relying on #GovernmentBailouts / #CorporateBuyouts to #Fund your #InflatedExecutiveSalaries... #AllTheFuckingTime...
#Oh... And, #Polish; #UsePolish and #SparklyStuff...
#Definitely #KeepMakingCars and #NotTrashing your #Brand and #MakingShit that #NoOne can #ActuallyBuy...
#PSiReN-Group - #StillSmoking...!
#HaveABiscuit... #OrSomething...
#PostScript / #PS: #I #StillMiss #MyOldJag; as #V8s #Go, #IT went #LikeStink - #ShitOffAShovel...
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#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #BeingLegal #StayingLegal #NotBankrupt #GroovyMerch
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There are #SomeDays that I #QuiteMiss #MyOldJag...
As #V8s #Go; #IT #WentLikeStink...
#DontPanic; #NoOneCares and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have the #PrideOrange #WarMachine and #ZeroInterest in #Visiting #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica with #ITs #LimitedHorizons and #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...
#So... #GoodLuckWithThat...
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #StillNotHitler
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There are #SomeDays that I #QuiteMiss #MyOldJag...
As #V8s #Go; #IT #WentLikeStink...
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#Jaguar S-Type Promo | #ObsoleteCommercial
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#Epilogue: #PartOne of #Several
When #MyOldJag was returned #AllShiny and #Sparklez, I called the #LoanCarCompany to let them know to #CollectTheirVehicle...
They got #QuiteHufty and #Insisted I take #Time out of #MyDay to do their #Job for them; #Presumably because they were #Unable to do #TheirOwnJob and "needed" me to #DoIT #Better for them...
And, I'm #ReallyExpensive, #Remember...
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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110401449818822847
#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #IndividualUserExperienceWillVary #MaryMaryQuiteContrary #DontPanic #NoOneCares
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#Epilogue: #PartOne of #Several
When #MyOldJag was returned #AllShiny and #Sparklez, I called the #LoanCarCompany to let them know to #CollectTheirVehicle...
They got #QuiteHufty and #Insisted I take #Time out of #MyDay to do their #Job for them; #Presumably because they were #Unable to do #TheirOwnJob and "needed" me to #DoIT #Better for them...
And, I'm #ReallyExpensive, #Remember...
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#PartSe7en of #Many:
#So... It was #AllTheyHad in #Stock; but, they would try to find a #SuitableReplacement #ReplacementVehicle as soon as possible... #ASAP
#MyOldJag was on an #Estimated 12-day #TurnAround for #Repairs; so, it was #NoBiggie #OneWayOrAnother
#MyBuddy remarked that watching me #Exit the #Cinquecento was like watching #Shrek escape from an #EggCup...
#ToBeContinued #SomeMore... With #AnotherBiscuit...
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#PartSe7en of #Many:
#So... It was #AllTheyHad in #Stock; but, they would try to find a #SuitableReplacement #ReplacementVehicle as soon as possible... #ASAP
#MyOldJag was on an #Estimated 12-day #TurnAround for #Repairs; so, it was #NoBiggie #OneWayOrAnother
#MyBuddy remarked that watching me #Exit the #Cinquecento was like watching #Shrek escape from an #EggCup...
#ToBeContinued #SomeMore... With #AnotherBiscuit...
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#MyOldJag was #Repatriated and upon #ReturningHome, I was required to #ChopIn the #OmegaThing for another #LoanCar of #EquivalentSpecification
#Unfortunately, the #LoanCarCompany didn't have #AnythingSuitable at #TheTime; so, he "had" to give me a #Fiat: #Cinquecento, and #TheGuy tried #SoHard to #Convince me that it should be #Considered an #EquivalentSpecification...
Is #IT #BiscuitTime, yet...?
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#MyOldJag was #Repatriated and upon #ReturningHome, I was required to #ChopIn the #OmegaThing for another #LoanCar of #EquivalentSpecification
#Unfortunately, the #LoanCarCompany didn't have #AnythingSuitable at #TheTime; so, he "had" to give me a #Fiat: #Cinquecento, and #TheGuy tried #SoHard to #Convince me that it should be #Considered an #EquivalentSpecification...
Is #IT #BiscuitTime, yet...?
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#MyOldJag was #Repatriated and upon #ReturningHome, I was required to #ChopIn the #OmegaThing for another #LoanCar of #EquivalentSpecification
#Unfortunately, the #LoanCarCompany didn't have #AnythingSuitable at #TheTime; so, he "had" to give me a #Fiat: #Cinquecento, and #TheGuy tried #SoHard to #Convince me that it should be #Considered an #EquivalentSpecification...
Is #IT #BiscuitTime, yet...?
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#MyOldJag was #Repatriated and upon #ReturningHome, I was required to #ChopIn the #OmegaThing for another #LoanCar of #EquivalentSpecification
#Unfortunately, the #LoanCarCompany didn't have #AnythingSuitable at #TheTime; so, he "had" to give me a #Fiat: #Cinquecento, and #TheGuy tried #SoHard to #Convince me that it should be #Considered an #EquivalentSpecification...
Is #IT #BiscuitTime, yet...?
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#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...
#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...
#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...
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#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...
#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...
#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...
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#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...
#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...
#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...
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#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...
#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...
#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...
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#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...
#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...
#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...