#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...
#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...
#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...