#christmasisbullcrap — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's a #MovieNight...

#TheStorySoFar...

There are #LotsAndLots of #ThingsToLike about the #NewSeason of #DiabloIVWorld; #TheDruid is #GoodFun to #Play... #MoreSo with #FancyHats...

#Meanwhile, #RedBeanBear is #BusyBusyBusy #Deciding... #Biscuits and/or #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#NextUp: #AlienSaga...

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #FeralChildren #AngryIncels #NoALTTextRequired #Because #Reasons

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #NewSeasonNotNews... #TotallyNotNews...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable; #MuchTheSame for the #ChristmasChocolates... #IKnowRight; #IT's #NotEvenChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Anyways...

#NeedMoreCharacterSlots; #OrNot...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Agonised over #WhichCharacter to #Drop; #IT #SavesMe from having to #WorryAboutIT... #AtLeast #OneOfUs has #ToBe: #TheDesignatedGrownUp...

#MoreCharacterSlots is #Better and #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#Meanwhile... #StillNotSure what #ThePoint of #Warlocks are; but, #Meh...

There's #AWholeNew #SkillTreeSystem to #Explore... #ForAllCharacterClasses...

#So... #ShouldBeFun... #PlentyOfFun... #NotLikeLotRO; the #OfficialESport of #AbsolutelyNowhere...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116483761686553818

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #NewSeasonNotNews... #TotallyNotNews...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable; #MuchTheSame for the #ChristmasChocolates... #IKnowRight; #IT's #NotEvenChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Anyways...

#NeedMoreCharacterSlots; #OrNot...

#MyLittleBigBuddy can #Choose #Who #GetsToPlay and #What can be #Substituted... #AtLeast #OneOfUs has #ToBe: #TheDesignatedGrownUp...

#MoreCharacterSlots is #Better and #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#Meanwhile...

There's #GoingToBe #SomeMoreRugby soon... #QuiteSoon... #Soonish™️

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

#PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles with #WindowsForWerewolves and #DolbyDigital...

#TotallySupported by #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #EULaw #BeingEuropean #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles #PSiBoRG

#So...?!

#WhatsHappening with #Transphobe and #SerialPlagiarist, #JKBowling...

Has "she" #TaughtEverybody #HowToRead, yet...

#Personally... #Individually...?

#InSpanish... #InJapanese...?

#Nope... #StillNope™️

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#NoALTText #WorldBookDay #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111615641663614127

#BTW: #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews.. #IT's #FunTimeFriday...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #GotOurselves a #FunTimeFridayNightIn... #TheBFF is #Playing #BubblePop™️

There's #Beer and #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#EverythingIsStillBon in #DiabloIVWorld...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

#TheOmen is #StillSuperCool; there was a #Prophecy... 🔮

And, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#IT #CouldBeWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

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#WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion

#Meanwhile...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #GotOurselves a #FunTimeFridayNightIn...

There's #Beer and #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheOmen is #StillSuperCool; there was a #Prophecy... 🔮

And, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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#BeMoreViking #InJapanese #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside; must be #NightTime...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #MostlyWatching: #Psychoville from #TheBBC...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

#PoweredBy #WindowsForWerewolves...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #CivilisationVI...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Remarked that his #ItchyArsehole is #QuiteItchy...

He wants me to #TakeALook at #IT... #BeforeChristmasChocolates; #Because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT'll get #DarkSoon... #VeryDark...

#Might have to #FindSomeStirrups for #KnightTime...

#Speaking as a #MedicalProfessional... #AndAllThat...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#BusyBeingChinese #AlsoBeingEuropean #TheEnlightenment #ThePower #GoodLubricant

#NotForgetting the #AfterMarket #ProtectionAndSecurity #Cases...

#CEMarking #Compliance... #MadeInChina; #SoldWorldwide, #CheapAsChips...

Should #StillBeGood for #AnotherFewYears...

#HaveABiscuit... #OrSomething...

#Maybe a #ChristmasChocolate; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#DontPanic; there's #AnotherNewYear #ComingSoon...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #PSiBoRG #StillQuiteCool #WorldLogicDay #StillFineForDiesel #SmokingKills #RuthlessAuthoritarianRegimesKill #AlwaysReadTheLabel

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNearlyTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NearlyTheWeekend...

#MutuallyAssured #ThermoNuclearAnnihilation #Averted for #AnotherDay...

#IT's #ProbablyBest we #MakeAStart on the #Recycled #ChrimbleCards for #TotallyNotChristmas...

#IT'll be #EasterAgain soon... #Soonish™️

#HaveABiscuit; #OrSomething...

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#ChristmasChocolates #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #NotAmish #StillNotMuslim #AlsoNotCatholic

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNotTheWeekendNotNews... Even #IF #IT #Feels #LikeAWeekend; #IT's #NotTheWeekend #NotNews... And #SomeWeather...

#IT's #StillSnowing in the #TheOutside and #IT's #MightyFrizzly...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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🎶 #DeckTheHalls...

🎵 With #LoadsOfLaundry...

🎶 #Fa-#La-#La-#La-#Lah... #Lah-#La-#La-#Lah...

#IT's #TooEarly for #ChristmasDecorations; #Because... #Reasons...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... With #SnugglyBlankets...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #TheJoyOfLaundry #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

🎶 #DeckTheHalls...

🎵 With #LoadsOfLaundry...

🎶 #Fa-#La-#La-#La-#Lah... #Lah-#La-#La-#Lah...

#TheWashingMachineOfTheApocalypse...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #TheJoyOfLaundry #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCivilisationVINotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #IT's also #NotChristmas... #Because... #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#So... #TheStorySoFar after #SammidgeTime... #AfterDiscoveringChristmasChocolates...

#SeanBeanomir is #StillReading...

🎶 "At the #Copa... #CopaBanana...!"

#IT's #NotEasy #BeingGreen ♻️

#DoTheCoffee; #THEN, #DoTheThings...

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#BeMoreViking #NotBeingGerman #StillVeryGallic #GoodBearding #BeingPedro #StillBeingPedro

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCivilisationVINotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #IT's also #NotChristmas... #Because... #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#SeanBeanomir is #StillReading...

#BeingPedro... We #Might have to #BrushUp on #OurPortuguese... #Beware: #TheZombies...

🎶 "At the #Copa... #CopaBanana...!"

#IT's #NotEasy #BeingGreen ♻️

#DoTheCoffee; #THEN, #DoTheThings...

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#BeMoreViking #NotBeingGerman #StillVeryGallic #GoodBearding

#WhateverHappened to #TheRacistHomophobes at #SSG...

#DontPanic; #MostProbably #ExactlyTheSameThing as #Happened to the #AngryIncels at #vmst...

#Probably... #Maybe...

#WhoKnows; #WhoCares...

#IT #CouldBeWorse...

You could also #Still be a #JuniorTeaBoy on a #ZeroHoursContract with a #JoySparkingBusiness (an #ImaginaryBusiness), a #MicroEntity "Business" running at a #DeadLoss... Without a #BoardOfDirectors...

#DontForget; #TheFediverseRemembers...

There's #Definitely a #PatternOfBehaviour and #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...

#StillTrue™️

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

With #TheRightStaff™️ | #StillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty... #TrueFacts #AlsoTrue #AllSoTrue

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #TheHolyRomanEmpire #BeforeChrtistmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #StillTrue #AnotherPrideMonth

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#Ooooh...

We've #UpsetTheRussians... #Already...

And, #IT's #Only2900BC... #BeforeChristmas...

#DontForget; #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWestWingMarathonNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside; #Because #IT's #MovieNight... In the #NightTime... #IT's #Probably #StillCloudy...

#Meanwhile...

#MattSantos from #MiamiVice and #LALaw has #Won the #FictionalPresidentialRace; but, #PresumptiveWarCriminal, #LeoMcGarry has #Died... #IT's #OK; he was #DeadAlready...

#So... A #Win and a #Loss...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #StillWearing #ShortShorts; #Because he #Likes #ShortShorts... #JustLike #CyborgOrangeJesus...

#NextUp on #MovieNight... #MoreMovies...!

There are #Biscuits and #NibblyNuts... And, #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#HaveFun and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

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#PiratePower

#DontPanic...

#MariahCarey wants #JapaneseColonelSanders for #Christmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#MariahCarey wants #JapaneseColonelSaunders for #Christmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

We're also #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

We're going to have #AnotherPrideMonth soon... #Soonish™️

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And, #BeingLeather...

#WipeClean...

I shall #WrapThemAllUp #Nicely and we can #WaitForSanta to #Empty his #Sack...

#DontForget... #ChristmasIsBullcrap; but #BeingWarm and #SuperToasty when #IT's #ColdOutside is a #Blessing...

#CyborgOrangeJesus #LovesYou...

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#InCelebration of #Surviving #OneWholeYear with the #MastodonSpyBalloon, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I shall be taking an #EarlyBath; we have #SnugglyJammies, and #ChristmasChocolates...

Even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There shall be #Kissing and #SomeCuddles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

Our #WestWingMarathon continues...

#AngelMaintenance is #Underway while the #CastAndCrew of #AirForceOne are #Trapped in their own #Airplane! #TheMusical for 22-hours+...

#CJ does a #Thing with an #Egg on the #VernalEquinox and #DeputyWhiteHouseCouncil, #MatthewPerry replaces #Ainsley, who has been #Trapped in the #SteamPipeTrunkDistributionVenue since #SeasonThree...

Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...?

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSuperVillainNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is in a #Mood

He couldn't #Finish his #LittleDinner (because he's #TooExcited for #Christmas, even though #ChristmasIsBullcrap); #So, he's had to #Forfeit his #AfterDinnerDoughnut...

#IF you're not #GnocchiPutanesca-hungry; #Then, you're not #AfterDinnerDoughnut-hungry...

I have been called a #Tyrant | #TomorrowsLunch

#YoureWelcome...

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I'm #LovingTheFedi; I really am, there's some #GoodFolks here... There are also some #InstanceOwners / #InstanceAdmins I wouldn't trust to run a #LemonadeStand...

Let's be #LearningTogether and #GrowingTogether; except the #NaziFuckwits and #RacistHomophobes...

#PunchThemTwiceForChristmas; even though #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#SantanaIsComing!!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #DefinitelyNot24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#SeasonTwo is #WellUnderway... I'm #Developing a #MiniManCrush on #JoshLyman again... #IT happened #TheFirstTime; #IT'll #Probably #HappenAgain... #Toby became the 17th #Person and #Considered whether or not there had been a #Fictional #CoupDEtat, and #Ainsley made a #StrongDefence of #The14thAmendment #Apropos #Citizenship... #TheStackhouseFilibuster was #Outstanding... That was #SomeTelevision...

We have #ChristmasChocolates even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#GetYourselvesComfy... #IT's going to be a #LongNight...

#BTW: The #OpeningSequence / #TitleMenu of #Halo is #Sumptuous...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #DefinitelyNot24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#SeasonTwo is #WellUnderway... I'm #Developing a #MiniManCrush on #JoshLyman again... #IT happened #TheFirstTime; #IT'll #Probably #HappenAgain... #Toby became the 17th #Person and #Considered whether or not there had been a #Fictional #CoupDEtat, and #Ainsley made a #StrongDefence of #The14thAmendment #Apropos #Citizenship... #TheStackhouseFilibuster was #Outstanding... That was #SomeTelevision...

We have #ChristmasChocolates even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#GetYourselvesComfy... #IT's going to be a #LongNight...

#BTW: The #OpeningSequence / #TitleMenu of #Halo is #Sumptuous...

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#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

We took #OurRubbishHome and got some #NotChristmasChocolates; because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Tonight we shall be #EatingSteak with #Mushrooms, and a #FriedEgg...

#InCelebrationMode

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because, #IT's #MovieNight...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#TheThing with #Qumar is #BlowingUp... And, #DannyIsBack with a #Story about #Bermuda, and #Cricket...

#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT... Except #SpaceKarenX...

#Meanwhile... We've eaten some of the #Pizza and there will be a #PizzaForBrunchDay #Tomorrow...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

Are we all #UpToDate, yet...?

We had to eat some #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because, #IT's #MovieNight...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#TheThing with #Qumar is #BlowingUp... And, #DannyIsBack with a #Story about #Bermuda, and #Cricket...

#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT... Except #SpaceKarenX...

#Meanwhile... We've eaten some of the #Pizza and there will be a #PizzaForBrunchDay #Tomorrow...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

Are we all #UpToDate, yet...?

We had to eat some #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because, #IT's #MovieNight...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#TheThing with #Qumar is #BlowingUp... And, #DannyIsBack with a #Story about #Bermuda, and #Cricket...

#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT... Except #SpaceKarenX...

#Meanwhile... We've eaten some of the #Pizza and there will be a #PizzaForBrunchDay #Tomorrow...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

Are we all #UpToDate, yet...?

We had to eat some #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews

The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG are #Determined to let "theirthem's" #FailingBusiness... #Fail - that's #NotNews, too...

#Meanwhile... #Back in #Diablo4World; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayOne

We have a #ToxicLittleFrogling that #NoOne wants to #Go #AnywhereNear; but, #DontPanic, #IT's just a #LittleFroggyRobot... #ITHolds: #ZeroPower

#TheFuture is #Bright; there are #Borderlands(sesses) in #IT... And, more #FancyHats...!

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews

The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG are #Determined to let "theirthem's" #FailingBusiness... #Fail - that's #NotNews, too...

#Meanwhile... #Back in #Diablo4World; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayOne

We have a #ToxicLittleFrogling that #NoOne wants to #Go #AnywhereNear; but, #DontPanic, #IT's just a #LittleFroggyRobot... #ITHolds: #ZeroPower

#TheFuture is #Bright; there are #Borderlands(sesses) in #IT... And, more #FancyHats...!

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...

#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

We took #OurRubbishHome and got some #NotChristmasChocolates; because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Tonight we shall be #EatingSteak with #Mushrooms, and a #FriedEgg...

#InCelebrationMode

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#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

We took #OurRubbishHome and got some #NotChristmasChocolates; because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Tonight we shall be #EatingSteak with #Mushrooms, and a #FriedEgg...

#InCelebrationMode

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#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

We took #OurRubbishHome and got some #NotChristmasChocolates; because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Tonight we shall be #EatingSteak with #Mushrooms, and a #FriedEgg...

#InCelebrationMode

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#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

We took #OurRubbishHome and got some #NotChristmasChocolates; because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Tonight we shall be #EatingSteak with #Mushrooms, and a #FriedEgg...

#InCelebrationMode

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