#christmasisbullcrap — Public Fediverse posts

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because, #IT's #MovieNight...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#TheThing with #Qumar is #BlowingUp... And, #DannyIsBack with a #Story about #Bermuda, and #Cricket...

#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT... Except #SpaceKarenX...

#Meanwhile... We've eaten some of the #Pizza and there will be a #PizzaForBrunchDay #Tomorrow...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

Are we all #UpToDate, yet...?

We had to eat some #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#TheFuture is #Bright; there are #Borderlands(sesses) in #IT... With #EmergingCreators... And, more #FancyHats...!

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT'll be #BiscuitTime... #Soonish™️ | #SoonEnough

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews

The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG are #Determined to let "theirthem's" #FailingBusiness... #Fail - that's #NotNews, too...

#Meanwhile... #Back in #Diablo4World; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayOne

We have a #ToxicLittleFrogling that #NoOne wants to #Go #AnywhereNear; but, #DontPanic, #IT's just a #LittleFroggyRobot... #ITHolds: #ZeroPower

#TheFuture is #Bright; there are #Borderlands(sesses) in #IT... And, more #FancyHats...!

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #DefinitelyNot24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#SeasonTwo is #WellUnderway... I'm #Developing a #MiniManCrush on #JoshLyman again... #IT happened #TheFirstTime; #IT'll #Probably #HappenAgain... #Toby became the 17th #Person and #Considered whether or not there had been a #Fictional #CoupDEtat, and #Ainsley made a #StrongDefence of #The14thAmendment #Apropos #Citizenship... #TheStackhouseFilibuster was #Outstanding... That was #SomeTelevision...

We have #ChristmasChocolates even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#GetYourselvesComfy... #IT's going to be a #LongNight...

#BTW: The #OpeningSequence / #TitleMenu of #Halo is #Sumptuous...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #DefinitelyNot24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#SeasonTwo is #WellUnderway... I'm #Developing a #MiniManCrush on #JoshLyman again... #IT happened #TheFirstTime; #IT'll #Probably #HappenAgain... #Toby became the 17th #Person and #Considered whether or not there had been a #Fictional #CoupDEtat, and #Ainsley made a #StrongDefence of #The14thAmendment #Apropos #Citizenship... #TheStackhouseFilibuster was #Outstanding... That was #SomeTelevision...

We have #ChristmasChocolates even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#GetYourselvesComfy... #IT's going to be a #LongNight...

#BTW: The #OpeningSequence / #TitleMenu of #Halo is #Sumptuous...

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#HomeAgain... #HomeAgain...

#IT's been #VeryWet in #TheOutside...

#TheFuture is #Bright; there is #Pizza in #IT... We're also going to have another #MovieNight, with #Movies... And, #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#SoThere...

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#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

We took #OurRubbishHome and got some #NotChristmasChocolates; because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Tonight we shall be #EatingSteak with #Mushrooms, and a #FriedEgg...

#InCelebrationMode

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLifeWithoutNetflixNotNews... #NotRemotely24...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #CurrentlyWatching a #LotLessTelevision... #TheBFF is #Fine about #IT...

#LifeWithoutNetflix is #JustFine; #IT has #Biscuits in #IT... And, #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

We thought #YouShouldKnow...

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#InCelebration of #Surviving #OneWholeYear with the #MastodonSpyBalloon, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I shall be taking an #EarlyBath; we have #SnugglyJammies, and #ChristmasChocolates...

Even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There shall be #Kissing and #SomeCuddles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

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@hannu_ikonen

Don't you have to #DigYourself out of 18-inches of #Snow, first...?

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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Cadbury's Milk Tray 'Ski-ing' 1970's TV Commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eShMdoHd_HI

#GoodMorningHorn and #YoHoHo; #IT's a "festive" #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#DontForget... #ChristmasIsBullcrap | #ChristmasIsSuchBullcrap

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I'm #LovingTheFedi; I really am, there's some #GoodFolks here... There are also some #InstanceOwners / #InstanceAdmins I wouldn't trust to run a #LemonadeStand...

Let's be #LearningTogether and #GrowingTogether; except the #NaziFuckwits and #RacistHomophobes...

#PunchThemTwiceForChristmas; even though #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#SantanaIsComing!!

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#SantanaIsComing...! | #ChristmasIsBullcrap

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#Santana: Oye Como Va Remix by DJ Nilsson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKmklI65AVY

@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])

#Incidentally...

On a #PartiallyRelatedRelevantTangent...

The #OldToyJoy from #2007 #Still has a #FullyFunctioning #BiometricScanner / #FingerprintReader...

And, #IT #StillWorks... #IT's #True...!

But, #DontForget... #ChristmasIsBullcrap

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsOnlyMondayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#Stuff is #StillHappening in #Diablo4World...

#IT's #Still... #QuiteGoodFun; #EspeciallyGood for #AllNightGamePlay / #LateNightExploricatin' in between #HittingThingsWithHammers...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has #Loaded the #LiesOfP, like an #EarlyChristmasPresent; even though, #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#FlameON... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Nope... These are not #ChristmasMincePies; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

These are #Nopevember #MincePies; #MadeWithPastry...

#AllPastryIsGoodPastry | #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSuperVillainNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is in a #Mood

He couldn't #Finish his #LittleDinner (because he's #TooExcited for #Christmas, even though #ChristmasIsBullcrap); #So, he's had to #Forfeit his #AfterDinnerDoughnut...

#IF you're not #GnocchiPutanesca-hungry; #Then, you're not #AfterDinnerDoughnut-hungry...

I have been called a #Tyrant | #TomorrowsLunch

#YoureWelcome...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #IT's #NotNews; because #Reasons and because #ChristmasIsBullcrap, with the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast presented by #RedBeanBear...

We're #Fine for #Biscuits and #Diesel... And, #ChristmasChocolates... #ChristmasIsStillBullcrap, though...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingEarlyMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#YouKnow I said we'd be #GettingAutumn / #Fall a #BitSooner than #Usual...?

#DontPanic if you #Forgot...

#IT's #StillAutumn...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

And, #DontForget the #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas, and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #ChristmasIsBullcrap; #RedBeanBearSaysSo...

Also, #DontForget; the #USArmedForces are #ActivelyRecruiting...

And, #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #NoSurprises... #ChristmasIsBullcrap #NotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's #ChrimblePresent is on its way...

#SantaCanFuckOff unless he/she/they #BringMe #MyFormerSovietHydrofoil...

#IT's #Still #OnTheList for #Santa...

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