#yourewelcome — Public Fediverse posts
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Meet The Duke..
My reason to wake up every day.
And a great book.
He loves when we go do Remote QRP Amateur Radio exercises and drills deep in the woods. He keeps the squirrels in the trees.
Carry on.
#dog #duke #servicedog #thingsIseeAtWork #YoureWelcome #CarryOn #HamRadio #Ham #AmateurRadio #POTA #QRP
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🚨 UK Emergency Alert Test incoming!
Set a calendar reminder for Sunday 7 September at 3pm with this handy ICS file I made:
📅 http://sijobling.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/National_Emergency_Alert_Test.icsBecause nobody wants to spill their tea mid-alert. 🫖
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#BTW: #IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you also have a #PrideOrange #WarMachine AND a #TentInABox™️ #IT's #Conceivable that you may also want to #Affix the #TentInABox™️ to the #FlatBed of your #PrideOrange #WarMachine...
You can #DoThat; there is #MoreThanEnough #StructuralRigidity in the #TentInABox™️ for that to #Happen - #IT's #ReallyWellMade... But...
And, #IT's a #BigButt... You'll #EndUP with a 3' #Overhang off the #Tailgate, which is #NotIdeal... For #AllSorts of #Reasons...
#TheLadder is #Great; #So, #Pop the #TentInABox™️ on #TheRoof and #StopBeingArseholes...
#YoureWelcome | #DontMentionIT...
#IT's a #CommunityThing with #Ambassadors and #Lanyards, and #FairyLights (#OhMy!)... #SortOf #LikeACult... But, with #GroovyMerch
Are you #Ready for some #CampingOnArrakis...?
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#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:
One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired is that #IF #OtherPeople want me to be #Somewhere I'm not; they #PickUp the #Cost...
I now #OnlyFly #BusinessClass or #First and you'll need to #SendACar...
Or #MSTeams... #MSTeams isn't #CompletelyTerrible
I #NeverUseZoom... And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#Could be #WorseNews...
"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...
#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...
#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...
#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact
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#Could be #WorseNews...
"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...
#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...
#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...
#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact
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#AsAnAside...
#OverSupper... #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I were #Discussing the #SwivelEyed #MAGAHatLoons; their #Relationship with the #BrexitMob and the #Recent #Tranche of #Tariffs and #TradeViolations by #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...
What's #QuiteFunny is that the #BrexitMob seem to #Consider that #NotBeingEuropean (despite #Geography) means that a #BrexitDividend of #ReducedTariffs (#Compared to those #Subject to #EULaw) is a #Bonus, and #Something to #Celebrate...
We would all #Like to #PointOut that 10% of #FuckAll and 25% of #FuckAll is #StillFuckAll...
Because #Mathematics #WorksThatWay...
#HaveSomeCake or an #AfterDinnerDoughnut...
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Bunny snuggles - here is Peanut with her new friend Pumpkin. So cute! Thanks so much to their family for sharing! #Adopted #BondedPair #NewFriends #FaintsFromCuteness #Snuggle #YoureWelcome
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#StillNope™️ and #That just #SavedYou 27-minutes of #YourLife...
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#BTW: The #ConferencePears are #AllTheWay from #Belgium... They're #VeryNice and #TooGoodToWaste...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNotTheWeekendNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #NotTheWeekend...
#IT's been a #BitChilly in #TheOutside, #Today... #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #HittingThingsWithHammers #AllDay; #So, #SomeMore #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...
#IT's #AlsoTrue to #SayThat; I'm only #OneSmokeFromHome... And, we're #FineForDiesel; we've also #GotWood...
#NowPlaying: #Painkiller - #YoureWelcome
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFascismOrBiscuitsNotNews... #DefinitelyNot24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#BTW: #IF you've #NeverRead any #UmbertoEco #BeforeNow... | #NoSpoilers
He #Writes like #DanBrown #Thinks he #Writes about #TheSameSort of #Stuff; but #DanBrown is the #JKRowling of #IlluminatiConspiracyFiction...
#ScaleForReference | #YoureWelcome
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https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53293285-how-to-spot-a-fascist
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#Meanwhile...
#Ahead of #ThisEvening's #Continuation of our #WestWingMarathon; #TheBFF is #Making: #ToadInTheHole... #IT's a #HouseFavourite...
#IT's #EspeciallySuitableForVegetarians; #Particularly #IF "they" like #Snozzidges and #OnionGravy...
#Tomorrow is also #HappyBaconBagelDay; there's going to be #Bagels with #Bacon, and #Possibly a #FriedEgg... #TrueFacts... | #MakeTimeForBacon
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A TV reality show like Pimp My Ride but it's called Blur My Background. People who aren't capable of clicking the "Blur My Background" option in Zoom are visited by zany, somewhat dramatic experts who spend a day and $50,000 to physically blur the space behind the person on Zoom calls. They might paint the person's stuff, set up elaborate diffusion lenses on tripods, place translucent film in strategic locations, or maybe just dab microdoses of vaseline on the person's webcam.
Pretty sure this would be a huge hit.
#TV #badideas #stupidideas #isthisanything #realityTV #payme #yourewelcome
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsTheWeekendNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #TheWeekend...
#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside, #Today... #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #HittingThingsWithHammers #AllDay; #So, #SomeMore #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...
#IT's a #Comfort to #Know that the #CompletelyUnenforceable #Privatisation of #PublicSpaces continues to #Face #OngoingResistance. #SomePeople are #Happily #Defacing the #RedundantSignage from #Horizon, which #SavesMe from having to #Edit #Portions of #MyPhoto's...
#So... #ThatsNice...
#IT's #AlsoTrue to #SayThat; I'm only #OneSmokeFromHome... And, we're #FineForDiesel
#NowPlaying: #SunshinePhilosophy - #YoureWelcome
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#JustInCase you don't already have a #ShivtrAccount; #DontWorryAboutIT...
#MyDataIsMyData... #FromTheVaults
#So... #YoureWelcome
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#BTW: On a #PartiallyRelatedRelevantTangent...
#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) you're #LookingFor #TheVanishing... [#Contains #ZeroTraces of #GerardButler or #KieferSutherland]
8 x #BucketsOfPopcorn and a #BaconSammidge
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#IF #IT #LooksLike #LemonDrizzleCake and #IT #TastesLike #LemonFlavoured #MashedPotato; #THEN, #IT's #TheLemonDrizzleMashedPotatoCake...
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#IF #IT #LooksLike #LemonDrizzleCake and #IT #TastesLike #LemonFlavoured #MashedPotato; #THEN, #IT's #TheLemonDrizzleMashedPotatoCake...
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#IF #IT #LooksLike #LemonDrizzleCake and #IT #TastesLike #LemonFlavoured #MashedPotato; #THEN, #IT's #TheLemonDrizzleMashedPotatoCake...
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#IF #IT #LooksLike #LemonDrizzleCake and #IT #TastesLike #LemonFlavoured #MashedPotato; #THEN, #IT's #TheLemonDrizzleMashedPotatoCake...
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#IF #IT #LooksLike #LemonDrizzleCake and #IT #TastesLike #LemonFlavoured #MashedPotato; #THEN, #IT's #TheLemonDrizzleMashedPotatoCake...
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I've #SaidSo #Before and I'll #Happily #SaySo #Again... And, #Again...
""#Volunteering... Is a fantastic opportunity to #NotGetPaid for your #Work..." | #YoureWelcome
You can #QuoteMe on that; but, you #MostProbablyWont
Let's see if #UpsettingRoyalMarines is #Still in #MySkillSet...
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I've #SaidSo #Before and I'll #Happily #SaySo #Again...
""#Volunteering... Is a fantastic opportunity to #NotGetPaid for your #Work..." | #YoureWelcome
You can #QuoteMe on that; but, you #MostProbablyWont
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSavouryPancakesNotNews... #MoreThan24... #StillNotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has got #ThatFridayFeeling; #So...
He's gone down to #TheShed to #HitThingsWithHammers, while #TheBFF and I #Prepare #TomorrowsLunch, #PossiblySupper...
#SavouryPancakes...! We're #MakingOatcakes... #IF you're #NotSure what an #Oatcake is, #IT's like a #Pancake; but #MadeWithOats...
To #MakeOatcakes; you will need:
They're #SuitableForHomeFreezing and #TotallySuitableForVegetarians, #AtLeast until you #FillTheOatcakes / #Pancakes with #Bacon... #Or... #Chicken...
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#DoubleOLicense
#KillTheWord; but #MakeTime for
#Biscuits and #SelfCare...#LookSee... #AnotherHaiku | #InherentlyCreative
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#Bollocks is a #Word
#IT's #NotOften used #ThatMuch
In #Poetry... #Fuck...!#InherentlyCreative | #HaveABalloon
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#Bollocks is a #Word
#IT's #NotOften used #ThatMuch
In #Poetry... #Fuck...!#InherentlyCreative | #HaveABalloon
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And thus... #ChickEater was #Born and #Registered...
#IT's a #NotChristmas #FamilyMiracleStory...
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#TRex: Children of the Revolution (The Reflex Revision)
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#RegionalVariations... #Continued...
#L00ds: Luxembourg Dudes;
#B00ds: Belgian Dudes;
#J00ds: Japanese Dudes;
#Sw00ds: Swiss Dudes;
#T00ds: Turkish Dudes;
#Gr00ds: Greek Dudes;
#Sc00ds: Scottish Dudes...I #Still #SelfIdentify as a #Sp00d, and a #Sc00d...
#SpanishHeritageMonth, #People... We should #Definitely have #AnotherOne of those...
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#JustInCase you didn't know...
#Dudes and #Fr00ds... A #Fr00d is a #Contraction of #Friend and #Dude...
There are also #RegionalVariations... #Updated:
#De00ds: German Dudes;
#Fr00ds: French Dudes;
#Sp00ds: Spanish Dudes;
#D00ds: Dutch Dudes;
#N00ds: Norwegian Dudes / Naked Dutch Dudes... [#SeeAlso: #N00dles]I #SelfIdentify as a #Sp00d...
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#JustInCase you didn't know...
#Dudes and #Fr00ds... A #Fr00d is a #Contraction of #Friend and #Dude...
There are also #RegionalVariations... #Updated:
#De00ds: German Dudes;
#Fr00ds: French Dudes;
#Sp00ds: Spanish Dudes;
#D00ds: Dutch Dudes;
#N00ds: Norwegian Dudes / Naked Dutch Dudes... [#SeeAlso: #N00dles]I #SelfIdentify as a #Sp00d...
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#JustInCase you didn't know...
#Dudes and #Fr00ds... A #Fr00d is a #Contraction of #Friend and #Dude...
There are also #RegionalVariations... #Updated:
#De00ds: German Dudes;
#Fr00ds: French Dudes;
#Sp00ds: Spanish Dudes;
#D00ds: Dutch Dudes;
#N00ds: Norwegian Dudes / Naked Dutch Dudes... [#SeeAlso: #N00dles]I #SelfIdentify as a #Sp00d...
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#JustInCase you didn't know...
#Dudes and #Fr00ds... A #Fr00d is a #Contraction of #Friend and #Dude...
There are also #RegionalVariations... #Updated:
#De00ds: German Dudes;
#Fr00ds: French Dudes;
#Sp00ds: Spanish Dudes;
#D00ds: Dutch Dudes;
#N00ds: Norwegian Dudes / Naked Dutch Dudes... [#SeeAlso: #N00dles]I #SelfIdentify as a #Sp00d...
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I will #AlsoAlsoAdd, #MisterDen... #CenturiesOld...
#Invented in #1923:
• The #TrafficSignal attributed to Garratt A. Morgan;
• #FrozenFood attributed to Clarence Birdseye; and,
• The #CathodeRayTube, attributed to Vladimir Kosma Zworykin.🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎩🦹🕵️🦄🕵️🦹🎩
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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])
By way of a #CrashCourse in #PieMaking; #ToMakePie you will need:
• #PieStuff; and,
• #Stuff to go in #ThePie...#StillTrue; but, with #DifferentBullets and a #DifferentBulletWidth... #GaugeForYourself | #ScaleForReference
#YoureWelcome | #MakeTimeForBacon
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By way of a #CrashCourse in #PieMaking; #ToMakePie you will need:
• #PieStuff; and,
• #Stuff to go in #ThePie...#StillTrue™️; but, with #DifferentBullets and a #DifferentBulletWidth... #GaugeForYourself | #ScaleForReference
#YoureWelcome | #MakeTimeForBacon
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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])
By way of a #CrashCourse in #PieMaking; #ToMakePie you will need:
• #PieStuff; and,
• #Stuff to go in #ThePie...#StillTrue; but, with #DifferentBullets and a #DifferentBulletWidth... #GaugeForYourself
#YoureWelcome | #MakeTimeForBacon
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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])
By way of a #CrashCourse in #PieMaking; #ToMakePie you will need:
• #PieStuff; and,
• #Stuff to go in #ThePie...#StillTrue; but, with #DifferentBullets and a #DifferentBulletWidth... #GaugeForYourself
#YoureWelcome | #MakeTimeForBacon
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@[email protected] (@[email protected])
#IT's #TheFuture... I #Helped...
#YoureWelcome | #TheFediverseRemembers
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#BTW: #YouKnow what's also #StillTrue...?
My #RomanCatholicMother, #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #RedBeanBear and I are all #Still: #CovidFree...
"#BeingRight is #SuperAwesome" and you can #QuoteMe on that... | #IT's #True and #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; but #IT's #StillTrue...
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#BTW: #IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) you'd like to #Read the #FullTranscript; #PopAlong to #SpaceKarenX's #US$44bn #VanityProject...
#TheLongVersion is #StillThere and also #StillTrue™️...
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#BTW: #IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) you'd like to #Read the #FullTranscript; #PopAlong to #SpaceKarenX's #US$44bn #VanityProject...
#TheLongVersion is #StillThere and also #StillTrue...
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#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...
#IF you "need" #Someone to #FuckOff; just try saying:
#FuckOff...
#IT might "need" #MoreThanOneApplication
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#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...
#IF you "need" #Someone to #FuckOff; just try saying:
#FuckOff...
#IT might "need" #MoreThanOneApplication
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#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...
#IF you "need" #Someone to #FuckOff; just try saying:
#FuckOff...
#IT might "need" #MoreThanOneApplication
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#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...
#IF you "need" #Someone to #FuckOff; just try saying:
#FuckOff...
#IT might "need" #MoreThanOneApplication
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This: 🔼⬆️🆙:verified_paw:🆙⬆️🔼; but,...
The #Programme will #Fail, and I #ToldThemSo #AtTheTime... #IT was #True and #IT's #StillTrue
#BeingRetired has #ITsAdvantages; I #CanAfford to #BeSelective and #BeSelective about where I am (and #MoreImportantly, where I am not) going to #PlaceMyself at #Risk...
And, I'm #ReallyExpensive; #IT's #MyNaturalDisposition...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #NotNearly24... But, with #Biscuits...
We have a #NewAddition to #TheFamily...
A #Kalanchoe; #AlsoKnown (in #TheNetherlands) as a #TeddyBearPlant... #IT's #Pretty, huh...? | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions
We can #AlsoAlsoAdd; #TheFuture is #Bright, there is #Stollen in #IT... #Stollen #GoesGreat with #IceCream... #TrueFact
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#PlumAndRusty is #Still #AlsoAvailable in #RustyAndPlum...
#AllTheColours in #AllTheSizes; #Especially, #PlumAndRusty...
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