#yourewelcome — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #yourewelcome, aggregated by home.social.
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#KeepingCool...
#Now... #HearMeOut; but, this might #ChangeYourLife...
#NewFlavour of #LickyLickyLollies...
#GazpachoLollies...!
To #Make: #GazpachoLollies; you will need:
1) #Gazpacho; and,
2) #Things for putting the #Gazpacho in... #Notably a #Freezer and #Moulds#MescalineOptional | #YoureWelcome
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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #EuropeanHeatwave #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #ContainsZeropercentMastodonSocial #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #DontPanic #NoOneCares #TheEurovisioning #RedBeanBear #StillRed #FictionalCommunityManager
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This is your periodic reminder to remind yourself to remember.
You're welcome.
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after suffering the hell of #homelab email, why don't we fix it? Keep the addressing system, but use TOR as the transport.
The Concept: Stop routing email via legacy IP addresses. Use DNS to prove who you are and a DHT to find where you're hiding.
The Identity: Publish your Ed25519 Public Key in a DNS TXT record.
The Discovery: MTAs query a DHT (Kademlia) using a hash of that key to find your current location.
The Pipe: Connect via Tor (.onion) or I2P to bypass ISP blocks and Port 25.
The Payload: Standard SMTP over the dark tunnel.
The Win: It’s just Postfix with a custom "switchboard" script. No new protocols, no "Cloud" gatekeepers, and zero metadata for ISPs to sniff. Easy peasy.
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after suffering the hell of #homelab email, why don't we fix it? Keep the addressing system, but use TOR as the transport.
The Concept: Stop routing email via legacy IP addresses. Use DNS to prove who you are and a DHT to find where you're hiding.
The Identity: Publish your Ed25519 Public Key in a DNS TXT record.
The Discovery: MTAs query a DHT (Kademlia) using a hash of that key to find your current location.
The Pipe: Connect via Tor (.onion) or I2P to bypass ISP blocks and Port 25.
The Payload: Standard SMTP over the dark tunnel.
The Win: It’s just Postfix with a custom "switchboard" script. No new protocols, no "Cloud" gatekeepers, and zero metadata for ISPs to sniff. Easy peasy.
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@TheBreadmonkey "Aplomb" is French for aplomb. #yourewelcome
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@TheBreadmonkey "Aplomb" is French for aplomb. #yourewelcome
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Got this from No.1 son and his partner for our Christmas (part of a multi gift).
None of us were very sure what it was but knew it had caffeine in and, well, we don't do caffeine these days.
I thought I would try it and loaded up my Stove top coffee moka pot.Thought it looked very dry and powdery.
Turned out to be instant powder.#LifeHack
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@georgetakei I am allowing everyone to skip saying snowflake and just say pussy. #YoureWelcome
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@georgetakei I am allowing everyone to skip saying snowflake and just say pussy. #YoureWelcome
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#Turkey has a city named #Batman. #YoureWelcome
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#Turkey has a city named #Batman. #YoureWelcome
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Found your new pfp @[email protected]
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Found your new pfp @[email protected]
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This little clock and nightlight offers more than the time and illumination. I'm okay with that. Its most definitely less expensive than playing the state lotto every day, and with roughly the same odds of winning.
Here's to the ember of hope for sudden and very unexpected wealth.
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This little clock and nightlight offers more than the time and illumination. I'm okay with that. Its most definitely less expensive than playing the state lotto every day, and with roughly the same odds of winning.
Here's to the ember of hope for sudden and very unexpected wealth.
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Meet The Duke..
My reason to wake up every day.
And a great book.
He loves when we go do Remote QRP Amateur Radio exercises and drills deep in the woods. He keeps the squirrels in the trees.
Carry on.
#dog #duke #servicedog #thingsIseeAtWork #YoureWelcome #CarryOn #HamRadio #Ham #AmateurRadio #POTA #QRP
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Meet The Duke..
My reason to wake up every day.
And a great book.
He loves when we go do Remote QRP Amateur Radio exercises and drills deep in the woods. He keeps the squirrels in the trees.
Carry on.
#dog #duke #servicedog #thingsIseeAtWork #YoureWelcome #CarryOn #HamRadio #Ham #AmateurRadio #POTA #QRP
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My goal is to attract the ref's attention so you can be a little more chippy on the field! #YouReWelcome #BaroqueSun
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My goal is to attract the ref's attention so you can be a little more chippy on the field! #YouReWelcome #BaroqueSun
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#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...
#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...
#SeanBeanomir is #StillReading and the #RadicalBuddhists have #BeenTamed... #ThoroughlyTamed... #YoureWelcome
#TheGermanStatueOfLiberty says so... #TrueFacts | #StillTrue™️
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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld
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#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...
#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...
#SeanBeanomir is #StillReading and the #RadicalBuddhists have #BeenTamed... #ThoroughlyTamed... #YoureWelcome
#TheGermanStatueOfLiberty says so... #TrueFacts | #StillTrue™️
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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld
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BTW - I don't think we should brag but, we invented #Hockey, #Basketball, #Baseball, AND #Football.
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That cat bed is not a donut. It’s a biconcave disc. #yourewelcome
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That cat bed is not a donut. It’s a biconcave disc. #yourewelcome
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@keefeglise Alt should have read a big wet olive green mess of a tent #YoureWelcome
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Hahahahaha only you. #yourewelcome https://x.com/chaelsonnen/st…
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🚨 UK Emergency Alert Test incoming!
Set a calendar reminder for Sunday 7 September at 3pm with this handy ICS file I made:
📅 http://sijobling.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/National_Emergency_Alert_Test.icsBecause nobody wants to spill their tea mid-alert. 🫖
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#BTW: #IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you also have a #PrideOrange #WarMachine AND a #TentInABox™️ #IT's #Conceivable that you may also want to #Affix the #TentInABox™️ to the #FlatBed of your #PrideOrange #WarMachine...
You can #DoThat; there is #MoreThanEnough #StructuralRigidity in the #TentInABox™️ for that to #Happen - #IT's #ReallyWellMade... But...
And, #IT's a #BigButt... You'll #EndUP with a 3' #Overhang off the #Tailgate, which is #NotIdeal... For #AllSorts of #Reasons...
#TheLadder is #Great; #So, #Pop the #TentInABox™️ on #TheRoof and #StopBeingArseholes...
#YoureWelcome | #DontMentionIT...
#IT's a #CommunityThing with #Ambassadors and #Lanyards, and #FairyLights (#OhMy!)... #SortOf #LikeACult... But, with #GroovyMerch
Are you #Ready for some #CampingOnArrakis...?
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#JustInCase #vmst do #FuckOff #BackToTwitter and #Abandon "they/them's" #DeadInstance...
We've #TakenPrecautions...
Are we all #SimplyBursting with #FridayFrootiness...?!
#Commemorating 40+ #Years of #OneHitWonders...
#TodaysEarworm comes to us #Courtesy of: #RenéeAndRenato
You can #ThankMe #AnytimeYouLike... #YoureWelcome
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#RenéeAndRenato: Save Your Love 1983
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Newsflash...
"dos latas de morrones"
does not mean
"two cans of morons."
You're welcome.
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#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:
One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired is that #IF #OtherPeople want me to be #Somewhere I'm not; they #PickUp the #Cost...
I now #OnlyFly #BusinessClass or #First and you'll need to #SendACar...
Or #MSTeams... #MSTeams isn't #CompletelyTerrible
I #NeverUseZoom... And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#Could be #WorseNews...
"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...
#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...
#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...
#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact
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#Could be #WorseNews...
"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...
#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...
#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...
#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact
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#Could be #WorseNews...
"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...
#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...
#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...
#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact
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#Could be #WorseNews...
"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...
#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...
#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...
#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact
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#Could be #WorseNews...
"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...
#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...
#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...
#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact
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#AsAnAside...
#OverSupper... #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I were #Discussing the #SwivelEyed #MAGAHatLoons; their #Relationship with the #BrexitMob and the #Recent #Tranche of #Tariffs and #TradeViolations by #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...
What's #QuiteFunny is that the #BrexitMob seem to #Consider that #NotBeingEuropean (despite #Geography) means that a #BrexitDividend of #ReducedTariffs (#Compared to those #Subject to #EULaw) is a #Bonus, and #Something to #Celebrate...
We would all #Like to #PointOut that 10% of #FuckAll and 25% of #FuckAll is #StillFuckAll...
Because #Mathematics #WorksThatWay...
#HaveSomeCake or an #AfterDinnerDoughnut...
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And, I've #Taken #TheLiberty and #Converted #TheWork of #TheProdigy into #AnotherFormat...
#IT's #TotallySuitable for the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
#IF you don't #LikeIT; that must #SuckForYou... #Because #IT's #AlreadyHappened...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...For the #Attribution...!
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#TheProdigy: Funky Shit
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Bunny snuggles - here is Peanut with her new friend Pumpkin. So cute! Thanks so much to their family for sharing! #Adopted #BondedPair #NewFriends #FaintsFromCuteness #Snuggle #YoureWelcome
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Bunny snuggles - here is Peanut with her new friend Pumpkin. So cute! Thanks so much to their family for sharing! #Adopted #BondedPair #NewFriends #FaintsFromCuteness #Snuggle #YoureWelcome
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Bunny snuggles - here is Peanut with her new friend Pumpkin. So cute! Thanks so much to their family for sharing! #Adopted #BondedPair #NewFriends #FaintsFromCuteness #Snuggle #YoureWelcome
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Bunny snuggles - here is Peanut with her new friend Pumpkin. So cute! Thanks so much to their family for sharing! #Adopted #BondedPair #NewFriends #FaintsFromCuteness #Snuggle #YoureWelcome
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Bunny snuggles - here is Peanut with her new friend Pumpkin. So cute! Thanks so much to their family for sharing! #Adopted #BondedPair #NewFriends #FaintsFromCuteness #Snuggle #YoureWelcome
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It's #earworm time! I've had this in my head for 2 days solid. So I shall gift it to you. #Tangier #YoureWelcome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCM96YMynLo
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It's #earworm time! I've had this in my head for 2 days solid. So I shall gift it to you. #Tangier #YoureWelcome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCM96YMynLo
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#StillNope™️ and #That just #SavedYou 27-minutes of #YourLife...
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