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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116634083383705743
#BTW: #TheNextTime #WeDoPopcorn, #CaptainRedBeanBear is #DivingIn...
#LikeScroogeMcDuck... #LetsPlay...
#VaultOfPopcorn...!
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool with a #Semicolon, and an #OxfordComma...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Still a #HotAndSticky #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's#Still a #HotAndSticky #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText
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#So...
With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...
#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...
#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#So...
With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...
#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...
#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#So...
With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...
#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...
#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#So...
With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...
#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...
#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#So...
With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...
#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...
#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews on a #FunTimeFridayNightIn...
#CaptainRedBeanBear is #BusyBusyBusy #Supervising #TheBoys on #OurSwordSelection...
There is #Beer... #LotsAndLots of #Beer...
#TheBFF has #Taken to #HisBed with another #GoodBook... #TheGuestRoom is #AllMadeUp and #Ready for #SomeSixFooters to #TakeABreak; #OrSomething...
For #TheLongWeekend...!
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#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... !
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#BeingEuropean #BeingRight #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #NoALTTextRequired
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#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...
#GearingUp for #Eurovision2026SecondSemiFinal...
#IT's #SoExciticatin'...!
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... !
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#BeingEuropean #BeingRight #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #SucksToBeYou #WhoeverYouAre #TheGhostOfMisterDenNeedsJesus
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#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!
#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!
The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!
#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...
#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...
#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...
#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️
#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...
#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...
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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended
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#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!
#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!
The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!
#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...
#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...
#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...
#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️
#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...
#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...
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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended
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#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!
#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!
The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!
#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...
#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...
#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...
#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️
#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...
#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...
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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended
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#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!
#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!
The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!
#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...
#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...
#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...
#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️
#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...
#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...
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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended
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#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!
#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!
The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!
#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...
#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...
#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...
#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️
#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...
#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...
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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116550585239502865
#PublicAnnouncement in #ThePublicDomain, which is #SoVeryPublic...
#OnBehalfOf #MyIndependentStatehood, we would #Like to #MakeITKnown that we have #NothingAgainst #Vienna or #ThePeopleOfVienna... They're #JustLikeGermans; except for #TheSpelling...
#Austrians are #NotGermans; also #NotAustralians...
#OurCollectiveDetermination #BetweenUs; #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear] and #Me is that #TheBestEurovision is #TheOne you #SpendAtHome... With #Friends... And, #Beer... And, #Pizza...
#TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital in #UltraHD / #4KFormat with #OtherEngineeringProfessionals...
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#ConsideredOpinion #CollectiveDetermination #BeingEuropean #AlsoBeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud
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#Meh...
#WhatDoesNiccolòMachiavelliKnow about #Plumbing...
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#BeingEuropean #CaptainRedBeanBear #Stroopwafels #BiscuitTime
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#Oooph... #AllUpdaticated... #Again...
#BumperPatchTuesday... #AndAllThat...
#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #VeryVeryBusy...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews in #4KFormat #UltraHD...
#Intermission: #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I have been #BusyBusyBusy #Watching #TheLast of #Psychoville... #HalloweenSpecialIncluded...
With a #FollowUp with #ActionTransvestite, #EddieIzzard... #Sexie [#Recorded in #Eastbourne - #Just... #DownTheRoad]
#TheBFF has #RetiredToBed with a #GoodBook; #VerySatisified with #TheOutcome of #SomeMoreRugby...
#Leaving #TheRestOfUs to...
#StrangeDays...
#DontPanic; there'll be #AnotherMillennium soon... #Soonish™️
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#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!
And, #Welcome to #CaptainRedBeanBear's #MakingCoffeeMasterclass...
#ToMakeCoffee; you #NeedCoffee, and #Spoons...
#LetsRecap...
#ToMakeCoffee; you need:
• #Coffee;
• #MoreCoffee;
• #Spoons; and, maybe
• #MoreBullets...#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPowerCutNotNewsUpdate; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside and #QuiteMoist; we've also #EatenAllTheDoughnuts...
#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #Comforting the #LittleBabies to #MakeSure they're not #Traumatised by the #UnplannedPowerOutage...
They're #DoingFine and we've #ResistedTheTemptation to #LightOne of #GwynethPaltrow's #VaginaScentedCandles #InTheDark...
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#IT's #OnlyFridayNight; #So, #IT #MustBe #TheWeekend...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I #AllHaveOptions; #LotsAndLots of #Options...
#NoneOfWhich #Involve #RacistHomophobes; #FeralChildren, #AngryIncels or #MiserableMorons...
#Something for #TheGhostOfMisterDen to #ThinkAbout on "his" #DeadInstance with all the #Malvertising while #NoOneCares...
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #DigitalDemo
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#IT's #OnlyFridayNight; #So, #IT #MustBe #TheWeekend...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I #AllHaveOptions; #LotsAndLots of #Options...
#NoneOfWhich #Involve #RacistHomophobes; #FeralChildren, #AngryIncels or #MiserableMorons...
#Something for #TheGhostOfMisterDen to #ThinkAbout on "his" #DeadInstance with all the #Malvertising while #NoOneCares...
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #DigitalDemo
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#LetsPlay... #WhateverHappenedToWednesdays...!
#WhateverHappenedTo... The #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst...
#CaptainRedBeanBear is #BusyBusyBusy #DoingSomeMoreGardening... In #TheInside...
Where #IT's #Nice, and #WarmAndDry... And, #IT's #NotForSale...
We're #SoVerified :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:
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#BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw
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#Meanwhile...
#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #DoingSomeMoreGardening...
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#Meanwhile...
#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #DoingSomeGardening...
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#NotNews24 | #UnhreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's been #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #MostlyFucking #AllDay...
We have #JustEnoughTime for a #QuickShower and then #WeEat with #TheBFF and #CaptainRedBeanBear...
#Then... #BackToBed...
#AsYouWere #KeepOn #DoingWhatever #IT is you're #Doing...
#NoOneCares...
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Notflix #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #Watched: #AFewMoreEpisodes of #Spaced, which is #Still... #VeryFunny... #ForFiction!
We #AtePizza and #CaptainRedBeanBear was #HavingALittleNap; #Because #AllTheLaundry...
#Now... #TheBFF has #Retired to #HisRoom to #Do... #TheBFFStuff; #Leaving #MyLittleBigBuddy and #LittleOldMe to #EntertainOurselves... In #TheOnlyWayWeKnowHow...
#Inventing: #MovieTitles that will #NeverHappen and #PlayingPaladins... #Wearing: #ShortShorts
#What is #Happening in #DiabloIVWorld; #ThePaladin is #Amazeballs... #If a #LittleBit #OverPowered...
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#CaptainRedBeanBear asks, "Are you #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay #Ready...?"
#IT's #NotEasy #BeingGreen ♻️
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Taken the #PrideOrange #WarMachine to #SeeHisMum; there's #TheBeastFromTheEast a'comin'...
He'll #KeepHer #SafeAndWarm... And, he's #AlsoTaken #OurLeftovers; #Because... Well, #IT's #HisMum...
And, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I get to have a #QuietNightIn... With #Biscuits #InFront of #MyOldDumbTelly...
#TheBFF has #GoneToBed with a #VeryGoodBook; #One of #OurFavourites...
#So... #That's the #NotNewsRoundUp; we #ToldYou #IT was #NotNews...
And, #SomeWeather...
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#BeingEuropean #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #StillNotHitler #BusyBusyBusy #NotBeingGerman #AtTheMoment #Soonish
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#GoodEvening #Peoples of #TheGreatMastodon...
Have we all had #ALittleNap...
There is #BeefStew in #TheFuture with #TooManyMushrooms...
#DontPanic; the #SpareMushrooms can #Go in a #CauliflowerCheese... #PossiblyTomorrow...
#CaptainRedBeanBear is #Preparing for #HowToCauliflower...
#IT's #OK; there were #TooManyMushrooms... 🍄
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#GoodEvening #Peoples of #TheGreatMastodon...
Have we all had #ALittleNap...
There is #BeefStew in #TheFuture with #TooManyMushrooms...
#DontPanic; the #SpareMushrooms can #Go in a #CauliflowerCheese... #PossiblyTomorrow...
#CaptainRedBeanBear is #Preparing for #HowToCauliflower...
#IT's #OK; there were #TooManyMushrooms... 🍄
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingProvisioningNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #Provisions... #Provisioning...
#TheBFF is #HeadedHome with a #SlightDelay; #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Doing the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Thing and #CaptainRedBeanBear is #LostInSpace...
There is #Soup in #TheFuture and a #Chilli... With #Bread; #LotsAndLots of #Bread... And, #Bacon
#HaveABiscuit... #OrSomething...
#Welcome to #Nopevember... #YouAreLate
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#TheThing is...
With #TheBFF in #Thailand; #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I shall have to #LookAfter #Ourselves...
#HomeAlone...
There will be #Plenty of #FuckingAround; we've got #ReallyGood at #IT...
#Unleash the #PretendBabies...!
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Things in #Boxes... #InBoxes...
#HappyHappy #WorldMentalHealthDay...!
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #GoingOut...
#ForSupper...!
We shall #BeSomeTime... #TruckLife
#Meanwhile... #CaptainRedBeanBear is #InCharge... #BehaveYourselves and your #LittleElves, too...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingScottishOdysseyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; maybe a #BitBlustery, which is #Normal for #DefinitelyAutumn...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #BeenCollecting #AllTheFluff from our #TentInABox™️ #SleepingBags; there's a #LotOfIT... We have #LotsAndLots of #OrangeFluff...
When we #GetHome; we're #GoingTo #Undertake a #BrainTransplant for #CaptainRedBeanBear... He has #FluffForBrains™️
#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...
#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and #ALTText is #StillQuiteCool... | #DoingWhatBearsDo
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingScottishOdysseyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; maybe a #BitBlustery, which is #Normal for #DefinitelyAutumn...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #BeenCollecting #AllTheFluff from our #TentInABox™️ #SleepingBags; there's a #LotOfIT... We have #LotsAndLots of #OrangeFluff...
When we #GetHome; we're #GoingTo #Undertake a #BrainTransplant for #CaptainRedBeanBear... He has #FluffForBrains™️
#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...
#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and #ALTText is #StillQuiteCool... | #DoingWhatBearsDo
🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚒️🧙 | ⚕️🦹🍪🐻🍪🦹⚕️
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Let's get #ThisShowOnTheRoad...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Due in #Jedburgh #Tomorrow and #Aberdeen by #Friday...
We should #MakeIT #Happen... #So, we're #GoingTo: #MakeITHappen...
#TheBFF is #GoingTo: #StayHome and #Do... #TheBFF #Stuff... With #CaptainRedBeanBear...
🧙:PirateBadge:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:PirateBadge:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🎇🦄🎇🦹:fediverse:
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTrueTrueTuesdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#GoodNews...! #IT's #NotReallyNews; but #GoodNews...!
#TheBFF and I have #Commissioned a #FireAndSafetyEngineer to #Install a #NewBoiler... He #StartsWork on #Thursday and #TheWork is #Expected to #Run for a #Couple of #Days...
We're all #JollyExcited... The #FireAndSafetyEngineer, #Mark, is #HighlyCompetent and #SuperHot...
Our #OldBoiler gets #ServicedRegularly (by #Mark - #TheBoilerGuy) and #IT's #AtLeast 30-#Years old; the #ControlSwitches and #SwitchGear are #Ancient... #IT's #Safe and #FullyOperational; but, #IT could be #MoreEfficient... #So...
#NewBoiler...! #NewSwitchGear...! #ComingSoon...! #Soonish™️
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I shall be #SuperWarm and #Toasty - #NoChangeThere
#TheBenefit is that our #GasConsumption should #Drop by about 35%...
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
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#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!
#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...
#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!
#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
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#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!
#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...
#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!
#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeWeather...
#Europe is #Still a #Thing and #IT's #Raining; #JustALittleBit...
#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #Updaticatin' #AllTheMaps of #Europe and #Allegedly, #IT's #StillThere...
We #Might need #ToGo and #DoubleCheck; but, we're #GoingToNeed... #MoreDiesels...
#Because... #Reasons and #AlsoBecause #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars are #Rubbish...
We're #Still: #MostlyEuropean... #StayingEuropean :europe: with #MostlyEurope 🏰
🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge: :europe: 🦹🐻🦹 :europe: :PirateBadge:
#BeingEuropean #StillWorkingAsIntended #BeingRetired #EULaw #StillTrue
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #ComparativeAnalysis
Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject / #DatingSite as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...
You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere
#CaptainRedBeanBear [#HeadOfCyberSecurity] is #PerformanceMonitoring...
🧙:fediverse:🤖🐺🤖:fediverse:🧙 | 🎈🦹☕🐻☕🦹🎈
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Has #Anyone #MentionedBrexit #Again, yet...?
#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn... With #PabloPatito...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:fediverse:
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...
#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...
#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...
We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🐻🍪🦹🎈
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBiscuitTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess.... #FrequentlyFewer... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast, #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...
We will #AlsoAlsoAdd... #MakeTimeForBiscuits...
#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #This... #IT's #TotallyOrganic...
#YouKnow...
#OfAllTheChores of #BeingRetired, #CoffeeGrinding is #Still #OneOfMyFavourites...
#TrueFact | #StillTrue™️
We're also #Still #FineForDiesel... #WeAllWantBiscuits...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠☕
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#Meanwhile...
#InOtherNews and #NotNews... With #SomeNotNews and #SomeWeather... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...
How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet? Trapped in their nearest local "Warm Bank" with terrible, #Unsecured #WiFi...?
"#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
🧙🎠🤖:wolfparty:🤖🎠🧙 | 🎈🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹🎈
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconSammidgeDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeWeather and the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...
#IT's a #BitFrizzly in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy wants to #StayInBed...
#So... #That's what he's #GoingToDo...
#TheFuture is #Bright; #IT's got #BaconSammidges in #IT...
#Meanwhile... There's a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
🧙❄️🤖🐺🤖❄️🧙 | 🥪🦹🥓🐻🥓🦹🥪
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBiscuitTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess.... #FrequentlyFewer... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast, #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...
We will #AlsoAlsoAdd... #MakeTimeForBiscuits...
#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #This... #IT's #TotallyOrganic...
#YouKnow...
#OfAllTheChores of #BeingRetired, #CoffeeGrinding is #Still #OneOfMyFavourites...
#TrueFact | #StillTrue™️
We're also #Still #FineForDiesel... #WeAllWantBiscuits...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠☕