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  1. #LetsPlay... #WhateverHappenedToWednesdays...!

    #WhateverHappenedTo... The #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst...

    #DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

    #CaptainRedBeanBear is #BusyBusyBusy #DoingSomeMoreGardening... In #TheInside...

    Where #IT's #Nice, and #WarmAndDry... And, #IT's #NotForSale...

    We're #SoVerified :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

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    #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw

  2. #Meanwhile...

    #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #DoingSomeMoreGardening...

    #ScaleForReference...

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    #WatchingGrassGrow #DontPanic #NoOneCares

  3. #Meanwhile...

    #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #DoingSomeGardening...

    #ScaleForReference...

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    #WatchingGrassGrow #DontPanic #NoOneCares

  4. #TheThing is...

    With #TheBFF in #Thailand; #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I shall have to #LookAfter #Ourselves...

    #HomeAlone...

    There will be #Plenty of #FuckingAround; we've got #ReallyGood at #IT...

    #Unleash the #PretendBabies...!

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  5. #RightyAlmighty...

    Let's get #ThisShowOnTheRoad...

    #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Due in #Jedburgh #Tomorrow and #Aberdeen by #Friday...

    We should #MakeIT #Happen... #So, we're #GoingTo: #MakeITHappen...

    #TheBFF is #GoingTo: #StayHome and #Do... #TheBFF #Stuff... With #CaptainRedBeanBear...

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  6. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

    #TheBiscuitSituationโ„ข๏ธ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...

    #ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

    #ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...

    We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...

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    bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c20d0nxr

  7. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer and #SomeWeather...

    #IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer, which is what #MyLittleBigBuddy is doing #Down in #TheShed... With some of #TheHammers...

    #Inspired by the #SemiGothicHorror of #AnneRice; #CaptainRedBeanBear is #Preparing for an #InterviewWithAChicken...

    #Allegedly... #TheChickenKyivs come from #HealthierHappierChickensยฎ๏ธ, which we will #TryToVerify...

    #SoFar, #TheChickenKyivs are #Proving to be #Uncooperative because they're #QuiteDead...

    #Meanwhile, I'm making a #Crumble... #IT's got #Pears in #IT, and #Raspberries...

    #AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn and #Enjoy #TheMaking of #PearAndRaspberryCrumble...

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  8. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconBagelDayNotNews... #NotEven24...

    #JustInCase you don't have #AnyBagels... You can #SwapOut your #Bagels for a #BriocheBun; or, just use #Bread... | #SwervingSuggestion

    #IT's #JustASandwich... [#FriedEggOptional] [#Cheese #AlsoOptional] | #MakeTimeForBacon

    #BeBrave... #CaptainRedBeanBear says so...

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  9. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconBagelDayNotNews... #NotEven24...

    #JustInCase you don't have #AnyBagels... You can #SwapOut your #Bagels for a #BriocheBun; or, just use #Bread... | #SwervingSuggestion

    #IT's #JustASandwich... [#FriedEggOptional] [#Cheese #AlsoOptional] | #MakeTimeForBacon

    #BeBrave... #CaptainRedBeanBear says so...

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