#captainredbeanbear — Public Fediverse posts

#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!

#TheStorySoFar...

#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!

The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!

#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...

#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...

#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...

#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!

#TheStorySoFar...

#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!

The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!

#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...

#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...

#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...

#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!

#TheStorySoFar...

#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!

The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!

#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...

#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...

#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...

#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!

#TheStorySoFar...

#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!

The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!

#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...

#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...

#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...

#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!

#TheStorySoFar...

#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!

The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!

#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...

#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...

#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...

#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116550585239502865

#PublicAnnouncement in #ThePublicDomain, which is #SoVeryPublic...

#OnBehalfOf #MyIndependentStatehood, we would #Like to #MakeITKnown that we have #NothingAgainst #Vienna or #ThePeopleOfVienna... They're #JustLikeGermans; except for #TheSpelling...

#Austrians are #NotGermans; also #NotAustralians...

#OurCollectiveDetermination #BetweenUs; #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear] and #Me is that #TheBestEurovision is #TheOne you #SpendAtHome... With #Friends... And, #Beer... And, #Pizza...

#TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital in #UltraHD / #4KFormat with #OtherEngineeringProfessionals...

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#ConsideredOpinion #CollectiveDetermination #BeingEuropean #AlsoBeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#LetsPlay... #WhateverHappenedToWednesdays...!

#WhateverHappenedTo... The #FeralChildren and #AngryIncels at #vmst...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#CaptainRedBeanBear is #BusyBusyBusy #DoingSomeMoreGardening... In #TheInside...

Where #IT's #Nice, and #WarmAndDry... And, #IT's #NotForSale...

We're #SoVerified :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

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#BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw

#Meanwhile...

#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #DoingSomeMoreGardening...

#ScaleForReference...

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#WatchingGrassGrow #DontPanic #NoOneCares

#Meanwhile...

#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #DoingSomeGardening...

#ScaleForReference...

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#WatchingGrassGrow #DontPanic #NoOneCares

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #Watched: #AFewMoreEpisodes of #Spaced, which is #Still... #VeryFunny... #ForFiction!

We #AtePizza and #CaptainRedBeanBear was #HavingALittleNap; #Because #AllTheLaundry...

#Now... #TheBFF has #Retired to #HisRoom to #Do... #TheBFFStuff; #Leaving #MyLittleBigBuddy and #LittleOldMe to #EntertainOurselves... In #TheOnlyWayWeKnowHow...

#Inventing: #MovieTitles that will #NeverHappen and #PlayingPaladins... #Wearing: #ShortShorts

#What is #Happening in #DiabloIVWorld; #ThePaladin is #Amazeballs... #If a #LittleBit #OverPowered...

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#TheThing is...

With #TheBFF in #Thailand; #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I shall have to #LookAfter #Ourselves...

#HomeAlone...

There will be #Plenty of #FuckingAround; we've got #ReallyGood at #IT...

#Unleash the #PretendBabies...!

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#RightyAlmighty...

Let's get #ThisShowOnTheRoad...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Due in #Jedburgh #Tomorrow and #Aberdeen by #Friday...

We should #MakeIT #Happen... #So, we're #GoingTo: #MakeITHappen...

#TheBFF is #GoingTo: #StayHome and #Do... #TheBFF #Stuff... With #CaptainRedBeanBear...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...

#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer and #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer, which is what #MyLittleBigBuddy is doing #Down in #TheShed... With some of #TheHammers...

#Inspired by the #SemiGothicHorror of #AnneRice; #CaptainRedBeanBear is #Preparing for an #InterviewWithAChicken...

#Allegedly... #TheChickenKyivs come from #HealthierHappierChickens®️, which we will #TryToVerify...

#SoFar, #TheChickenKyivs are #Proving to be #Uncooperative because they're #QuiteDead...

#Meanwhile, I'm making a #Crumble... #IT's got #Pears in #IT, and #Raspberries...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn and #Enjoy #TheMaking of #PearAndRaspberryCrumble...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyNewYearNotNews... #IT's #NotEven24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedOut for #SomeSunshine and #Coffee...

#Maybe; #JustMaybe we #Might #SeeYou #OutThere...

#HappyNewYear and #SeasonsGreetings from #AllOfUs at #PSiReN-Group...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#Meanwhile... #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

And, #DontForget... The #PublicDomain is #SoVeryPublic...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd... We've #Broken 100%... #QuiteBadly...

#GreenForGo | #GreenIsGood

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconBagelDayNotNews... #NotEven24...

#JustInCase you don't have #AnyBagels... You can #SwapOut your #Bagels for a #BriocheBun; or, just use #Bread... | #SwervingSuggestion

#IT's #JustASandwich... [#FriedEggOptional] [#Cheese #AlsoOptional] | #MakeTimeForBacon

#BeBrave... #CaptainRedBeanBear says so...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconBagelDayNotNews... #NotEven24...

#JustInCase you don't have #AnyBagels... You can #SwapOut your #Bagels for a #BriocheBun; or, just use #Bread... | #SwervingSuggestion

#IT's #JustASandwich... [#FriedEggOptional] [#Cheese #AlsoOptional] | #MakeTimeForBacon

#BeBrave... #CaptainRedBeanBear says so...

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