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#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#OhDear... #HowSad... #NeverNeverMind...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook #ImagineMySurprise #NoALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay... #Eve...!

As anyone who might have caught my #TwitterFeed before now; you'll already know what a #TerribleTypist I am... Some of my typos are a lot funnier than others; many of them are entirely deliberate/intentional...

I'm liking the #EditFunction in #Mastodon quite a lot...

In #Celebration; may we present #TheClashOfTheTitians... | #TheJoyOfTypos

#IT's nearly #TheWeekend...!

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#IT's #FunTimeFriday... | #FundTimeFridays

#IGuess we could #WinSomeSport... #Again...

With #AllTheSporting... #TheMiddleEastCrisis is #AlreadyFixed

#IT #CouldBeTime to #PonyUp...

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#HappyBaconSammidgeDay #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #BlameEurovision #MakeTimeForBacon

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...

#Behold...! #Marvel at #MyGreatWorks and #Despair...

#And / #Or have a #BaconSammidge... For #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#BTW: #WinnerWinner #ChickenDinner at #TheWorldGames...!

With #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #GettingExcited for #TheWeekend...?

For #FunTimeFriday; #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #TimeTravel #BackInTime and #Undertake a #SpeedAndPerformanceTest of the #Latest #NewToyJoy with a #Predecessor...

#ForParity; #BothSystems will be #Running: #WindowsForWerewolves to #MakeIT... #Fair...

Not wanting to #Hype this #UltimateDeathMatch #TooMuch; let's just #Review some #TechnicalSpecifications... #YouKnow... #ForFun...!

Get your #YouTubeVideos of #KittensReady...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #GettingExcited for #TheWeekend...?

For #FunTimeFriday; #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #TimeTravel #BackInTime and #Undertake a #SpeedAndPerformanceTest of the #Latest #NewToyJoy with a #Predecessor...

#ForParity; #BothSystems will be #Running: #WindowsForWerewolves to #MakeIT... #Fair...

Not wanting to #Hype this #UltimateDeathMatch #TooMuch; let's just #Review some #TechnicalSpecifications... #YouKnow... #ForFun...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Weather...

#IT's #VeryRainy in #TheOutside; #LikeAutumn... But, #IT's #DefinitelyAutumn...

We're #FineForDiesel...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#DontForget... #BringYourBestWelliesToWorkDay; we should #Definitely have #OneOfThose... #MyLittleBigBuddy says so...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Weather...

#IT's #VeryRainy in #TheOutside; #LikeAutumn... But, #IT's #NotAutumn...

We're #FineForDiesel...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#DontForget... #GreenRugbySocksMatter

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Weather...

#IT's #VeryRainy in #TheOutside; #LikeAutumn... But, #IT's #NotAutumn...

We're #FineForDiesel...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#ThisYear, for #AnotherPrideMonth, we're going to be #Celebrating all the #LGBTQUIAX+RS@ #Characters and #Players that the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG have "permeantly banned" from their #PEGI12 game...

Get your #BaconSammidges ready; #IT's going to be a #LongMonth...

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#GoodMorningTooters and #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #SimplyBursting with #FridayFrootiness...?!

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#Now... #DontPanic or #Anything; but...

#TheNext #HappyBaconSammidgeDay happens to be my #FirstAnniversary in #TheFediverse; #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Thinking of #DoingSomething a #BitSpecial...

#DontPanic; I doubt you'll even #Notice...

There's a #LotGoingOn...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #YoHoHo; #IT's a "festive" #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#DontForget... #ChristmasIsBullcrap | #ChristmasIsSuchBullcrap

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By way of an alternative #SwervingSuggestion...

#TheSilenceOfTheHams... With #QuoteToots...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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#Apropos of #NothingInParticular and #Stuff in #General....

The #Formation of the #LGBTQUIAX+RS@ #Community...

#MyNewPrideFlag | #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#IT'll be #TheWeekend... #Soon

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#IT's also #Worth #BearingInMind that #NotAllCharities are that #Charitable...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay... | #MakeTimeForBacon

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#Crikeybobs; #IT's been a #BusyBusyDay... Aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

And, #IT's #HappyBaconSammidgeDay... #Eve...!

#Meanwhile... #OnTopic...

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#Grandadbob: Hide Me (Al Usher Dance Remix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6TyzoNfoDg

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#YouKnow what #LotRO / #SSG don't have; aside from:

• Any #Integrity;
• #ProfessionalCompetence;
• An #Antonov-#AN225; or,
• #BiscuitSalad..?

#AdequateParentalControls or a #Tardis... #IT's a #TerribleOversight for a #Knackered, #Old, #PEGI12 #PCGame...

#IT's a #Wonder anyone still #PlaysIT anymore... #DeadGameWalking

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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