#theformerunitedkingdom — Public Fediverse posts

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyMonday...

#IT's a #SpookyMistyMorning in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom... The #Stocks of #DarkChocolateMarmalade #IceCream took #QuiteADent over #TheWeekend... I shall have to #MakeSomeMore...

Are we all #LookingForward to #AnotherWeek of #Chaos, #Death and #StateSanctionedLarceny...?

#IT's also #Still #HappyPrideMonthPeople; in case you #Forgot, we're having a #PrideMonth #EveryMonth - it's #MoreRealistic...

#DontDrinkBleach; also #DontEatFurniturePolish...

#LookNoPizzaBoxes...!

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube

#Meanwhile...

#IncompetentSpiv, #WesStreeting has done a #JessPhillips with another #PerformativeResignation...

#Possibly #TheClosestRisk #TheFormerUnitedKingdom has #EverFaced to an #OpenlyGay #PrimeMinister...

#Still; #NoDanger of #ThatHappening...

The #RacistHomophobes will #PutPaid to #SuchAnIdea...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#MakingBadJudgements #BadJudgements #SerialOpportunist #SpivsBeingSpivs #SpinDoctors #TruthTwisters

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFreshPotOfCoffeeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny and #ABitFrizzly in #TheOutside...

I #Wonder #IF #Transphobe and #SerialPlagiarist, #JKBowling is as #Thrilled for #HerFriend #ExMastodonUser and #AppleFanBoy, #StephenFry as #HeIs with #His #ForthcomingKnighthood from #KingChuckieCheese in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFreshPotOfCoffeeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny and #ABitFrizzly in #TheOutside...

I Wonder if #Transphobe and #SerialPlagiarist, #JKBowling is as #Thrilled for #HerFriend #ExMastodonUser and #AppleFanBoy, #StephenFry as #HeIs with #His #ForthcomingKnighthood from #KingChuckieCheese in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#So...

#WhichGlobalConflict is #TheFormerUnitedKingdom going to get #Dragged into at #TheBehest of #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica... #Next... | #LookNoQuestionMark #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

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https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/112757910671360374

#OpenLetter...

#DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhastlyDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

#IDigress...

#YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

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#OpenLetter...

#DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhasltDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

#IDigress...

#YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

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I will #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#TheFormerUnitedKingdom has its own #System of #Measurements including (but not limited to):

• #DoubleDeckerBuses (Height)
• #OlympicSwimmingPools / #FootballPitches (Length)
• #Wales / #Belgium (Geographic Landmass / Area)
• #Heffalumps (Weight)

These are #NonStandard #UnitsOfMeasurement; we can #BlameBrexit if you #Like...

#IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110566782132271097

@MishaVanMollusq

Here's a #TrueStory for you, Misha - just for you...

#TheBFF was a #RegistrarGeneral in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom (and #IT's really #HisStory; but he uses #Flakebook and can't be bothered to #Migrate to the #Fediverse - I've already #ToldHimOff about #IT; but, he's 24-years #MySenior; so...)

#Look... I've #Digressed already... #ThatWasQuick...

[Cont...]

#QuickQuestion

Does #AnyoneElseRemember #ThatTime when #TheFormerUnitedKingdom had to #Paint a #NewFlag on #TheQueensFlight...?

During a #Time of a #NationalistFlagShortage...

#IT's #Wyrd, though; #TheQueensFlight #Still #LookLike an #Airbus... | #VeryEuropean #AndAllThat

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https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/how-many-times-has-the-vip-voyager-been-used-for-ministerial-travel/

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyMonday...

#IT's a #SpookyMistyMorning in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom... The #Stocks of #DarkChocolateMarmalade #IceCream took #QuiteADent over #TheWeekend... I shall have to #MakeSomeMore...

Are we all #LookingForward to #AnotherWeek of #Chaos, #Death and #StateSanctionedLarceny...?

#IT's also #Still #HappyPrideMonthPeople; in case you #Forgot, we're having a #PrideMonth #EveryMonth - it's #MoreRealistic...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110529896082335229

#Meanwhile...

#IT's a #BrightAndSunny, #FrostyFrizzly morning in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...

There might be #AnAdventure in #TheOutside... #Later...

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#Mindful that #HMGovernment in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom is #UnhappySharing #BoJoBaggins' #WhatsAppHistory with the #JudicialInquiry into #Malfeasance and #Corruption in #PublicOffice... #AndAllThat...

But #WhatsTheConcern? That:

A) #BoJo might have #InadvertentlyRevealed his hitherto #UndisclosedQuantity of #BastardChildren?

Or... That:

B) His #ImaginaryInexhaustibleLasers are #TooMuch for #KimJongUn's #RocketProgramme?

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110480758672583648

@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])

A #Traitor to #WhichCountry; #TheFormerUnitedKingdom in the #MayorMcCheeseEra...?

#OK - #IfYouSaySo... | #MisterDenSaysSo

#ThemsTheRules

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110745607662071595

#GreatIdea...!

I'd like to #Nominate: #NHSTestAndTrace for every year that #TheFormerUnitedKingdom is still paying for #IT...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109758250194597887

#OnACompleteTangent...

Back in the #LongLongAgo I got to #Meet one of #MyChildhoodHeroes, #KenCampbell, at #TheObservatoryScienceCentre in #Herstmonceux... | #TrueFact

#QuitePossibly #One of #TheStrangestMen in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom... #PossiblyEver...

#NiceMan; #SuperSmart...

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https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2008/sep/01/obituary.ken.campbell