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  1. #AlsoTangentially; #ByWay of a #GoodFork...

    Here's a #TrueFact for you...

    While #Living and #GrowingUp in #TheFamilyHome. #MyBedroom was #Decorated with #Wallpaper #Featuring a #PeruvianImmigrant to #TheFormerUnitedKingdom... There were #ManyHappyHours of #PaddingtonStares at #PaddingtonBear...

    #MyBedroom wasn't #Redecorated until #1985 when we #Agreed that, at 15-years of age, I was #Probably a #BitOld for #PaddingtonBear...

    #ByHappyCoincidence, we #BothStillLike #MarmaladeSammidges...

    #BTW: #TeslaVsLovecraft is #Still a #Thing...

    #IT's a #TrueTrueTruesday, y'all...

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  2. #Meanwhile... In #TheFormerUnitedKingdom under the #MayorMcCheeseEra...

    #AwkwardQuestion: #BraceYourselves... #BraceBrace...!

    How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet? Trapped in their nearest local "Warm Bank" with terrible, #Unsecured #WiFi...?

    "#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"

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  3. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhastlyDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

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  4. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhastlyDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

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  5. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhastlyDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

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  6. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhastlyDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

  7. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhastlyDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

  8. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhasltDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

  9. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhasltDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

  10. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhasltDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

  11. #OpenLetter...

    #DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

    I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhasltDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

    #IDigress...

    #YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

    Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

  12. #BetweenUs; we've #LostCount of #TheNumber of #Arguments that have begun #InnocentlyEnough with #ThePhrase:

    "Apparently..."

    And, #Ended with my #RomanCatholicMother saying: "I read it in #TheDailyMail..."

    #BlessHer; she's in her 80s, #Now... We just don't have #ThoseConversations #Anymore...

    She's #IndependentlyWealthy (as am I), which remains #QuiteAnAchievement #Considering that she #Arrived in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom at #TheTenderAge of 19-years-old with #Nothing; except 500-#Pesetas and a 3-day-old #Bocadillo with #Jamón, and some #Salchichón...

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    #CabaretVoltaire: The Conversation (CD 1&2)

    youtube.com/watch?v=F2wbMg71ue

  13. I will #AlsoAlsoAdd...

    #TheFormerUnitedKingdom has its own #System of #Measurements including (but not limited to):

    #DoubleDeckerBuses (Height)
    #OlympicSwimmingPools / #FootballPitches (Length)
    #Wales / #Belgium (Geographic Landmass / Area)
    #Heffalumps (Weight)

    These are #NonStandard #UnitsOfMeasurement; we can #BlameBrexit if you #Like...

    #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...

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