#notchristmas — Public Fediverse posts

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#InToday's #UnpopularOpinion...

#WeConcur...

#JohnnyDepp "should" #DoMoreComedy...

With #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap... 🍿 🥓 🍫

#IT's also #StillNotYule... #FictionalChristmas...

With #FancyHats... #CostumeDramaRomp

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #Chocolat #InSpanish #AlsoAvailable #InJapanese #AsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #ForBalance

#LetsPlay... #WhateverHappenedTo...

#TheVillageSkank...

#StillVillageSkanking on #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#NotEven the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG; they're #StillStruggling to #Comply with #EULaw...

#PoorDumbFucks...

#NeverNeverMind...

#IT's #NotLike "they/them" have a #LegitimateBusiness #WorthAnything...

#JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness / #DeadInstance...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital and #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap... #StillNotYule

#IT's #TotallyNotNews...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #EULaw #DigitalAssets #HappyPrideMonthPeople

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #TheOppositeOfNews...

#TheStorySoFar...

There are #LotsAndLots of #ThingsToLike about the #NewSeason of #DiabloIVWorld; #Paladins are #ComingBackInFashion...

#Meanwhile, #RedBeanBear is #BusyBusyBusy #Deciding... #Biscuits and/or #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#NextUp: #AlienSaga...

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #FeralChildren #AngryIncels #NoALTTextRequired #ContainsZeroPercentCrazyStalker

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's a #MovieNight...

#TheStorySoFar...

There are #LotsAndLots of #ThingsToLike about the #NewSeason of #DiabloIVWorld; #TheDruid is #GoodFun to #Play... #MoreSo with #FancyHats...

#Meanwhile, #RedBeanBear is #BusyBusyBusy #Deciding... #Biscuits and/or #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#NextUp: #AlienSaga...

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #FeralChildren #AngryIncels #NoALTTextRequired #Because #Reasons

#Meanwhile...

There's #GoingToBe #SomeMoreRugby soon... #QuiteSoon... #Soonish™️

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

#PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles with #WindowsForWerewolves and #DolbyDigital...

#TotallySupported by #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #EULaw #BeingEuropean #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles #PSiBoRG

#So...?!

#WhatsHappening with #Transphobe and #SerialPlagiarist, #JKBowling...

Has "she" #TaughtEverybody #HowToRead, yet...

#Personally... #Individually...?

#InSpanish... #InJapanese...?

#Nope... #StillNope™️

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#NoALTText #WorldBookDay #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111615641663614127

#BTW: #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews.. #IT's #FunTimeFriday...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #GotOurselves a #FunTimeFridayNightIn... #TheBFF is #Playing #BubblePop™️

There's #Beer and #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#EverythingIsStillBon in #DiabloIVWorld...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

#TheOmen is #StillSuperCool; there was a #Prophecy... 🔮

And, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#IT #CouldBeWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

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#WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion

#Meanwhile...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #GotOurselves a #FunTimeFridayNightIn...

There's #Beer and #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheOmen is #StillSuperCool; there was a #Prophecy... 🔮

And, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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#BeMoreViking #InJapanese #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside; must be #NightTime...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #MostlyWatching: #Psychoville from #TheBBC...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

#PoweredBy #WindowsForWerewolves...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #CivilisationVI...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Remarked that his #ItchyArsehole is #QuiteItchy...

He wants me to #TakeALook at #IT... #BeforeChristmasChocolates; #Because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT'll get #DarkSoon... #VeryDark...

#Might have to #FindSomeStirrups for #KnightTime...

#Speaking as a #MedicalProfessional... #AndAllThat...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#BusyBeingChinese #AlsoBeingEuropean #TheEnlightenment #ThePower #GoodLubricant

#NotForgetting the #AfterMarket #ProtectionAndSecurity #Cases...

#CEMarking #Compliance... #MadeInChina; #SoldWorldwide, #CheapAsChips...

Should #StillBeGood for #AnotherFewYears...

#HaveABiscuit... #OrSomething...

#Maybe a #ChristmasChocolate; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#DontPanic; there's #AnotherNewYear #ComingSoon...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #PSiBoRG #StillQuiteCool #WorldLogicDay #StillFineForDiesel #SmokingKills #RuthlessAuthoritarianRegimesKill #AlwaysReadTheLabel

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNearlyTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NearlyTheWeekend...

#MutuallyAssured #ThermoNuclearAnnihilation #Averted for #AnotherDay...

#IT's #ProbablyBest we #MakeAStart on the #Recycled #ChrimbleCards for #TotallyNotChristmas...

#IT'll be #EasterAgain soon... #Soonish™️

#HaveABiscuit; #OrSomething...

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#ChristmasChocolates #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #NotAmish #StillNotMuslim #AlsoNotCatholic

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNotTheWeekendNotNews... Even #IF #IT #Feels #LikeAWeekend; #IT's #NotTheWeekend #NotNews... And #SomeWeather...

#IT's #StillSnowing in the #TheOutside and #IT's #MightyFrizzly...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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🎶 #DeckTheHalls...

🎵 With #LoadsOfLaundry...

🎶 #Fa-#La-#La-#La-#Lah... #Lah-#La-#La-#Lah...

#IT's #TooEarly for #ChristmasDecorations; #Because... #Reasons...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... With #SnugglyBlankets...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #TheJoyOfLaundry #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

🎶 #DeckTheHalls...

🎵 With #LoadsOfLaundry...

🎶 #Fa-#La-#La-#La-#Lah... #Lah-#La-#La-#Lah...

#TheWashingMachineOfTheApocalypse...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #TheJoyOfLaundry #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCivilisationVINotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #IT's also #NotChristmas... #Because... #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#So... #TheStorySoFar after #SammidgeTime... #AfterDiscoveringChristmasChocolates...

#SeanBeanomir is #StillReading...

🎶 "At the #Copa... #CopaBanana...!"

#IT's #NotEasy #BeingGreen ♻️

#DoTheCoffee; #THEN, #DoTheThings...

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#BeMoreViking #NotBeingGerman #StillVeryGallic #GoodBearding #BeingPedro #StillBeingPedro

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCivilisationVINotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #IT's also #NotChristmas... #Because... #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#SeanBeanomir is #StillReading...

#BeingPedro... We #Might have to #BrushUp on #OurPortuguese... #Beware: #TheZombies...

🎶 "At the #Copa... #CopaBanana...!"

#IT's #NotEasy #BeingGreen ♻️

#DoTheCoffee; #THEN, #DoTheThings...

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#BeMoreViking #NotBeingGerman #StillVeryGallic #GoodBearding

I heard "Do They Know It's Christmas" whilst in a shop recently.

My first thought was "no they bloody don't. Because it's still November and definitely not Christmas!"

#notChristmas

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWestWingMarathonNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside; #Because #IT's #MovieNight... In the #NightTime... #IT's #Probably #StillCloudy...

#Meanwhile...

#MattSantos from #MiamiVice and #LALaw has #Won the #FictionalPresidentialRace; but, #PresumptiveWarCriminal, #LeoMcGarry has #Died... #IT's #OK; he was #DeadAlready...

#So... A #Win and a #Loss...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #StillWearing #ShortShorts; #Because he #Likes #ShortShorts... #JustLike #CyborgOrangeJesus...

#NextUp on #MovieNight... #MoreMovies...!

There are #Biscuits and #NibblyNuts... And, #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#HaveFun and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

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#PiratePower

#GooodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #WorldMentalHealthDay...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'... #IT's #OK; there'll be #BaconSammidges in #TheVeryNearFuture, and #FriedEggs...

And, #Cake...

For the #GlobalHealthMentalists...!

There's also another #FreshPotOfCoffee on...

#MakeTimeForBacon...

#IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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You can #BlameEurovision for a #LotOfThings; but...

#Football just isn't #GayEnough...

#NotLikeWWF... #ForScience...!

#HappyEurovisionMainEventDay...!

There will be #Pizza and #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

Our #WestWingMarathon continues...

#AngelMaintenance is #Underway while the #CastAndCrew of #AirForceOne are #Trapped in their own #Airplane! #TheMusical for 22-hours+...

#CJ does a #Thing with an #Egg on the #VernalEquinox and #DeputyWhiteHouseCouncil, #MatthewPerry replaces #Ainsley, who has been #Trapped in the #SteamPipeTrunkDistributionVenue since #SeasonThree...

Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...?

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#HappyHappy #QuiteGoodFriday...!

#DontForget... #ZombieJesusIsComing...

Get your #ChristmasChocolates ready; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#HappyHappy #QuiteGoodFriday...!

#DontForget... #ZombieJesusIsComing...

Get your #ChristmasChocolates ready; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWetAndGrizzlyNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#IT's a #WetAndGrizzly #TrueTrueTuesday; #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I may just have to #StayIn and #Do... #SomeColouringIn; #TheForecast is for #Biscuits and #ChristmasChocolates, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ZombieJesusIsComing... #LookBusy...

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#Oh... #AndAnotherThing...

We #LearnedSomething about #Toby's #Father, which is #QuiteInteresting...

#Toby's #Dad was a #BigFan of #ColePorter and an #Assassin for #MurderIncorporated...

#So... #HappyThanksgiving and #HolyNight; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT'll be #ZombieJesusChocolateDay soon... #Soonish™️

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