#notchristmas — Public Fediverse posts

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

I heard "Do They Know It's Christmas" whilst in a shop recently.

My first thought was "no they bloody don't. Because it's still November and definitely not Christmas!"

#notChristmas

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #DefinitelyNot24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#SeasonTwo is #WellUnderway... I'm #Developing a #MiniManCrush on #JoshLyman again... #IT happened #TheFirstTime; #IT'll #Probably #HappenAgain... #Toby became the 17th #Person and #Considered whether or not there had been a #Fictional #CoupDEtat, and #Ainsley made a #StrongDefence of #The14thAmendment #Apropos #Citizenship... #TheStackhouseFilibuster was #Outstanding... That was #SomeTelevision...

We have #ChristmasChocolates even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#GetYourselvesComfy... #IT's going to be a #LongNight...

#BTW: The #OpeningSequence / #TitleMenu of #Halo is #Sumptuous...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #DefinitelyNot24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

Our #WestWingMarathon... #Continues...

#SeasonTwo is #WellUnderway... I'm #Developing a #MiniManCrush on #JoshLyman again... #IT happened #TheFirstTime; #IT'll #Probably #HappenAgain... #Toby became the 17th #Person and #Considered whether or not there had been a #Fictional #CoupDEtat, and #Ainsley made a #StrongDefence of #The14thAmendment #Apropos #Citizenship... #TheStackhouseFilibuster was #Outstanding... That was #SomeTelevision...

We have #ChristmasChocolates even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#GetYourselvesComfy... #IT's going to be a #LongNight...

#BTW: The #OpeningSequence / #TitleMenu of #Halo is #Sumptuous...

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#BTW: #IT's also #TheBFF's #Birthday... #ByHappyCoincidence

We took #OurRubbishHome and got some #NotChristmasChocolates; because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Tonight we shall be #EatingSteak with #Mushrooms, and a #FriedEgg...

#InCelebrationMode

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#InCelebration of #Surviving #OneWholeYear with the #MastodonSpyBalloon, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I shall be taking an #EarlyBath; we have #SnugglyJammies, and #ChristmasChocolates...

Even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There shall be #Kissing and #SomeCuddles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

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@hannu_ikonen

Don't you have to #DigYourself out of 18-inches of #Snow, first...?

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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Cadbury's Milk Tray 'Ski-ing' 1970's TV Commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eShMdoHd_HI

@MishaVanMollusq

And thus... #ChickEater was #Born and #Registered...

#IT's a #NotChristmas #FamilyMiracleStory...

#YoureWelcome..

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#TRex: Children of the Revolution (The Reflex Revision)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU11JP2-vKA

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingEarlyMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#YouKnow I said we'd be #GettingAutumn / #Fall a #BitSooner than #Usual...?

#DontPanic if you #Forgot...

#IT's #StillAutumn...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

And, #DontForget the #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas, and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #ChristmasIsBullcrap; #RedBeanBearSaysSo...

Also, #DontForget; the #USArmedForces are #ActivelyRecruiting...

And, #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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@hugh it’s crazy. Some places around here have already started selling Christmas stuff. It’s OCTOBER. I’ve seen more Christmas related stuff than Halloween stuff! #NotChristmas

We have now entered the Merineum. We must be cautious. #betwixtmas #NotChristmas #NotNewYear #WhatDayIsIt ?

Don't forget to perform your rites and sacrifices!!
#Solstice #midwinter #winter #blizzard #NotChristmas

Hey Alma!’s Annual Hanukkah Movie Challenge is live here: https://www.heyalma.com/announcing-hey-almas-fourth-annual-hanukkah-movie-pitch-challenge/. Check out last year’s finalists as well! #Hanukkah #NotChristmas #HeyAlma

How do #DKIM and #DMARC affect email deliverability? Lightmeter's resident delivery expert Victor Minev lays out the nuance in this comprehensive explainer #NotChristmas https://lightmeter.io/how-do-dkim-and-dmarc-affect-email-deliverability/