#thenewrules — Public Fediverse posts

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #OnlyMonday...!

#IT's #MondayAgain...!

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#NoFucKingWay #DeadWivesClub #IndependentStatehood #StateVisit #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #FreedomOfExpression #AndAllThat

#LetsPlay... #WhateverHappenedTo: #Saturday...!

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon.#Social...?

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#BeingRight #SuperAwesome #AlsoBeingCorrect #EULaw #BeingEuropean #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #StillNotHitler

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Travel...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' and there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...

#Today, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedEast to #TheFarEast of #Folkestone to visit #Some of the #SixFooters for a #PlayDate; #StayingOvernight, #ReturningHome #Tomorrow

#TheBFF is #Planning to #StayAtHome and #DoSomethingElse... #TheBFF #Things...

There will be #Beer; #LotsAndLots of #Beer and #Plenty of #FuckingAround...

#HaveFun; #StaySafe and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano... And, #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules with a #Semicolon...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#Meanwhile...

#More from the #RandomReadingListGenerator...

For the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#JustForFun... With #FancyHats...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FreeFancyHats #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter #BeingGerman #NotBeingGerman #StillEuropean

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#Meanwhile... We're #Updaticated and #Everything...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#OpenLetter...

#DearOtherInstances,

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#DrawMeABrexit
#TheInternet is #StillOn...
#AnotherHaiku

#See, #InherentlyCreative...

We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth, soon... #Soonish™️

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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