#themiddleofthenight — Public Fediverse posts

What's #ThatThing that #Happens when #IT's #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere; you're #EverSoSlightly #StonedAsFuck and you have #AnAttack of #TheNibbles...

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#So... #WhereWereWe...?

#OhYes; #ThatsIT... The #TwoHorses; #StoopidHorsies on a #WildNightOut in a #BidForFreedom from their #VeryNice, #VerySensible #Captors; #CausingMayhem on a #SaturdayNight in #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere...

Are you #KeepingUp...?

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#So... #WhereWereWe...?

#OhYes; #ThatsIT... The #TwoHorses; #StoopidHorsies on a #WildNightOut in a #BidForFreedom from their #VeryNice, #VerySensible #Captors; #CausingMayhem on a #SaturdayNight in #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere...

Are you #KeepingUp...?

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#So... #WhereWereWe...?

#OhYes; #ThatsIT... The #TwoHorses; #StoopidHorsies on a #WildNightOut in a #BidForFreedom from their #VeryNice, #VerySensible #Captors; #CausingMayhem on a #SaturdayNight in #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere...

Are you #KeepingUp...?

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#So... #WhereWereWe...?

#OhYes; #ThatsIT... The #TwoHorses; #StoopidHorsies on a #WildNightOut in a #BidForFreedom from their #VeryNice, #VerySensible #Captors; #CausingMayhem on a #SaturdayNight in #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere...

Are you #KeepingUp...?

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#So... #WhereWereWe...?

#OhYes; #ThatsIT... The #TwoHorses; #StoopidHorsies on a #WildNightOut in a #BidForFreedom from their #VeryNice, #VerySensible #Captors; #CausingMayhem on a #SaturdayNight in #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere...

Are you #KeepingUp...?

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At a #SlowAndSteadyPace, we #DriveTogether keeping #Alert for #Stray and #Excited #HorsesOnTheRun in #TheMiddleOfTheNight, both of the #TwoHorses were #Black... #AtNight...

We reach her #LandRover, while #IdioticTraffic ignores her #HazardNotice and #Speed around a #BlindCorner that may or may not have #TwoHorses #OnTheRoad... #NotSoWellDoneThem...

She and I both #Huff at them and #TheFutility of being a #GrownUp #Sometimes...

We #Bond a #LittleBit...

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#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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