#notnearly24 — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTheWeekendHasLandedNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#IT's been a #BusyBusyDay, aye... But, #TheWeekendHasLanded

#WellDoneEveryone...!

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

🎶 #OneManWentToMow...

🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...

... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>

🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

We're #SoVerified :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

With #TheRightsStaff in #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖🛡️🧙 | :fediverse:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:fediverse:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #AllTheFraud #VillageSkank #VillageSkanking #WhatsUpBro #DeadInstance #StillDead #NoALTTextRequired #NoticeNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp #SonyExclusives

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyHumpDayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... #OftenLess...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #TheOppositeOfNews...!

This should really come as #NoSuprise to #Anyone; but, this: 🔼​⬆️​🆙​⬆️​🔼​ is not #TheMostEvilThing I've #DoneToday...

#IF you #Imagine I'm in "need" of a #SelfAppointedNetNanny to #Moderate #MyContent for me; #ThinkAgain... And, #DoubleCheck your #FalseEquivalence before you #ComeForMe...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

🧙⚔️🤖 :wolfparty: 🤖⚔️🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #AnotherPrideMonth #HappyEnding #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #LookAtTheEvidence #InPerpetuity #NoStatuteOfLimitations #CompareAndContrast #SenseOfProportionControl #ScaleForReference #HarshButFairComment #Representation #AnotherPrideMonth #WaitroseYutaniCorp

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#DontForget the #PicklePreparednessProgramme...

#TheWombles are #InTheMatrix... #TheMatrixDiscombobulated...

#TrueStory... #Trueish™️

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🥒🦹🌶️🦄​🌶️🦹🥒

#TheInternetIsStillOn #FalseEquivalence #EULaw #PresidingJurisdiction #HappyPrideMonthPeople #2026HappyPrideMonth #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #NoOriginalArtistsWereHarmed #TheMaking #WhootToot #EUTube #ZazooTube #NotShazooTube #NeedsMoreCowbell #MyDataIsMyData #HowToSammidge #MyDataIsStillMyData #LilMissPoundCake #NotChurchill #RedBeanBear #StillRed #WaitWhat #WWWTAA

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111272255202550855

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... #OftenLess...

#Meanwhile...

#Over on #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website...

#QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄​🍪🦹🎈

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#DontMentionIT

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyLunchtimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

There is #CauliflowerCheese #LeftOvers; from #ThePast... We can have them in #TheFuture; because they're #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers 🧡

We also #MightNeed another #XBox soon; this one is #GettingFull... #Soonish™️

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth; we should #Definitely #HaveAnotherOne of #Those...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | :PirateBadge:🐘🦹🐻🦹🐘:PirateBadge:

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with a #BiscuitsUpdate...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #JustAsWell that #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #RacistHomophobes...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable; there is #Shortbread... #GoodShortbread and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

#IT's #HotHotHot...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

For the #PewPewPew...! With #LotsAndLots of #NewToyJoy and #TheRightStaff™️

🧙🏹🤖:wolfparty:​🤖🏹🧙 | 🔥🦹:Fire_Genderfluid:🐻:Fire_Genderfluid:🦹🔥

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with a #BiscuitsUpdate...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #JustAsWell that #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #RacistHomophobes... | #NoSurprises

#Meanwhile... #WhatsHappening in #DiabloIVWorld while #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #BeenAway...In #Scotland...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable; there is #Shortbread... #GoodShortbread and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

With a #SparklyPony... And, #FancyHats...

#IT's #HotHotHot...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

For the #PewPewPew...! With #Portals and #SpookyStuff...

🧙🏹🤖:wolfparty:​🤖🏹🧙 | 🔥🦹🎩🐻🎩🦹🔥

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with a #BiscuitsUpdate...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #JustAsWell that #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #RacistHomophobes... | #NoSurprises

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

With a #SparklyPony... And, #FancyHats...

#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always be #TheNecromancer...

With a #SparklyPony...

Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚕️🧙 | 🔥🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🔥

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with a #LateNightBiscuitUpdate...

#SeasonsGreetings #GoblinCrushingSeason...! #IT's been a #GoblinMassacre...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

With a #SparklyPony and #GravitationalPants... #NotForgetting the #FancyHats... We've #GotSparkles; #LotsAndLots of #Sparkles...

And, #TheRightStaff™️

Also #StillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty while #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚕️🧙 | 🎇🦹🍪🐻🍪🦹🎇

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsMyBirthdayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #InThisCase... #AFewMore...

10% of #Nothing is #StillNothing... #JustinBimblebottom says so... With a #ThreePhaserSalute and #Pie...

#MyBirthdayGiftbox is #AllReady and #Sorted...

#So... You #DontNeed to #WorryAboutIT...

#AlsoAvailable with #FloofsAndSparkles...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠🎈

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #RarelyExceeding #MaximumLoadTolerances...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

Has #Anyone mentioned #JKBowling yet...? << #SideEye >>

"She's #StillLike the #DanBrown of #FantasyFiction..."

#Meanwhile...

#Over on #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #DatingSite...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹🥪🐻🥪🦹:fediverse:

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109834442360956610

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDerangedManiacsNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#TourismDown...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

We're #NotBothered; because we're #MostlyEuropean... In #MostlyEurope... #StayingEuropean

#LetsPlay: #SquirrelsOnline...!

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | ☕️🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹☕

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#DontMentionIT

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹🎩🦄​🎩🦹:fediverse:

#RoundTheHorne: Bona Books

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFourtyFourBillionDollarVanityProjectNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer; because, #IT's a #DatingSite...

#SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject #Reports that #SomeFootball... #Happened...

I #Still don't really understand #Football...

#OneDay #Someone's going to have to #ExplainIT... #Properly...

🎶​ Your own...

🎶​ Inflatable...

🎶​ Jesus...

#RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWetAndGrizzlyNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#IT's a #WetAndGrizzly #TrueTrueTuesday; #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I may just have to #StayIn and #Do... #SomeColouringIn; #TheForecast is for #Biscuits and #ChristmasChocolates, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ZombieJesusIsComing... #LookBusy...

🧙:Polymaths:​​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:Polymaths:​​🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits and #Celebrities...

#Zalenskyy is #StillKindaHot... #IWonder what #TypeOfHat he #Likes... 🎶

#IT #HasToBeSaid; there are #SomeMoreFish #InTheSea...

🧙⚕️​🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #ComparativeAnalysis

Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject / #DatingSite as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...

You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere

#CaptainRedBeanBear [#HeadOfCyberSecurity] is #PerformanceMonitoring...

🧙:fediverse:​🤖🐺🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | 🎈​​🦹☕🐻☕🦹🎈

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits and #Celebrities...

#MickeyRourke has #SaidSomeThings with his #FaceLikeABagOfSpanners...

#Zalenskyy is #StillKindaHot... #IWonder what #TypeOfHat he #Likes... 🎶

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... With #Biscuits and #Beavers...

#NiceBeavers...

🧙🛻​🤖:wolfparty:🤖🛻​​​🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄​​​🍪🦹🎈

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFourtyFourBillionDollarVanityProjectNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer; because, #IT's a #DatingSite...

#SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject #Reports that #SomeFootball... #Happened...

I #Still don't really understand #Football...

#OneDay #Someone's going to have to #ExplainIT... #Properly...

🎶​ Your own...

🎶​ Inflatable...

🎶​ Jesus...

#RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's turned into a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...

#IT might be #NotSpring; because #BritishSummerTime...

#TopNewsItem: #Tonight is #PieLeftoversNight...

#PracticallyNoCookingRequired...

#BringOnTheBeer...!

#JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye...

🧙🍻🤖:wolfparty:🤖🍻🧙 | 🏵️ 🦹🥧​🦄🥧​🦹🏵️

#Sunscreem: Perfect Motion (Boys Own Mix)

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and #SquirrelSimulator is #Unlisted...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside, aye... #MostlyBecause #IT's #SpringTime; there was a #Prophecy...

🧙⚕️🤖🐺🤖⚕️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠☕

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with a #BiscuitsUpdate...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #JustAsWell that #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #RacistHomophobes... | #NoSurprises

#Meanwhile... #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayFortySix and #TheStorySoFar...

#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

With a #SparklyPony... And, #FancyHats...

#IT's #HotHotHot...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚕️🧙 | 🔥🦹🎩🐻🎩🦹🔥

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFourtyFourBillionDollarVanityProjectNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer; because, #IT's a #DatingSite...

#SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject has #CompletelyForgotten about #TheFootball...

🎶​ Your own...

🎶​ Inflatable...

🎶​ Jesus...

#RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBiscuitTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess.... #FrequentlyFewer... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast, #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#IT's #ThatTime... #Again...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd... #MakeTimeForBiscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #This... #IT's #TotallyOrganic...

#YouKnow...

#OfAllTheChores of #BeingRetired, #CoffeeGrinding is #Still #OneOfMyFavourites...

#TrueFact | #StillTrue™️​

We're also #Still #FineForDiesel... #WeAllWantBiscuits...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠☕

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I were in #TheOutside and we met a #Couple of #TheOtherBoys for #Lunch; we #AteSushi (#ShopBought #NotHomeMade) and got #SomeMoreBiscuits; because, we're #Loving #TheBiscuits... #Especially since we're #OutAndAbout...

#IT's #AllAboutTheBiscuits...

And, we're #Still #FineForDiesel... #IT's #OnlyMonday... There will be #SomeMore #HittingWithHammers... #Soonish™️

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | 🍣🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠🍣

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDerangedManiacsNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#TourismDown in #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

We're #NotBothered; because we're #MostlyEuropean... In #MostlyEurope... #StayingEuropean

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | ☕️🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹☕