#notnearly24 — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #RarelyExceeding #MaximumLoadTolerances...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#DontMentionIT

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#RoundTheHorne: Bona Books

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews

The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG are #Determined to let "theirthem's" #FailingBusiness... #Fail - that's #NotNews, too...

#Meanwhile... #Back in #Diablo4World; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayOne

We have a #ToxicLittleFrogling that #NoOne wants to #Go #AnywhereNear; but, #DontPanic, #IT's just a #LittleFroggyRobot... #ITHolds: #ZeroPower

#TheFuture is #Bright; there are #Borderlands(sesses) in #IT... And, more #FancyHats...!

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyHumpDayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather with #CaptainRedBeanBear...

The #Forecast is for #Yellow... #MoreYellow... And #TheBFF has #Confirmed that #TheFuture is #Bright, there will be #Pizza... For when #MyLittleBigBuddy and I get #Home... #DutyCalls

#IT's a #Prophecy...

#JustAsWell that we're #FineForDiesel, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong... And, #IT's #Snowing...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside... There was a #Prophecy... #Earlier...

#So...

#WHO is #Having... #What...?

• #TeaCoffee;
• #CoffeeTea;
• #Beer;
• #ExcellentScotch…

#AndThen, I need to #MakeAStart on that #NiceCurry we're having... The #NaanBreadsOfInfiniteComplexity will #TakeSomeTime...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, and #Weather... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast presented by #RedBeanBear...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside #Today; a #BitChilly, maybe... #LikeAutumn; because, #IT's #DefinitelyAutumn...

The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

#ToTheSnugglyBlankets...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, and #Weather...

#IT's a #LittleBit #Changeable in #TheOutside; #So...

The #Forecast is for #SomeMoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel

#IF you're #Feeling a bit #Necromantic; try #TheNecromancer... #IT's #AlmostEntirelySuitableForVegetarians with a #SparklyPony...

Did we #Decide on a #BringYourBestWelliesToWorkDay...?

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, and #Weather... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast presented by #RedBeanBear...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside #Today; a #BitChilly, maybe....

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, and #Weather... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast presented by #RedBeanBear...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside #Today; a #BitChilly, maybe....

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit...#RedBeanBearSaysSo

The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, and #Weather... With the #FloofsAndBeerForecast...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside #Today; like #Spring, only #MuchSpringier... And, #IT's #Diablo4World #AnniversaryEve...!

Also, #Supernatural is #QuiteGoodFun; #WatchIT, #IF you've #NotSeenIT... #IT's like #TheXFiles / #DawsonsCreek #LoveChild you thought you #NeverNeeded in #YourLife...

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, and #Weather... And, #Sammidges...

#IT's #Still #JollySunny in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #Today; like #Spring, only #Springier....

#DontForget... #VisualSearch is #StillQuiteCool...

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24; but, with #DoodleSmurfLeSmurf

#Still... #DeadGameWalking...

#WeStandWithPSiReN | #LotROStillDown

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24; but, with #Snozzidges and #Piccalilli...

#IT's #SammidgeTime with a #PiccalilliSammidge...

#Still... #DeadGameWalking...

#WeStandWithPSiReN | #LotROStillDown

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#Stuff is #StillHappening in #Diablo4World...

#TheStorySoFar:

#TheNecromancer has #SoManyRobots and a #SparklyPony...

We have found #SomePants and there are #FancyHats... #AncestralPants, #FancyThat...?!

#NoFuss | #ZeroDrama

And, we've #GotBiscuits... #ManyManyBiscuits...

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#NotNews24 #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24; but, with #Tea in #IT...

Since #IT's a #GreyAndGrizzly #Caturday...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Enjoying #TheBarbarian more than we #Thought we would...

But... #WeHaveOptions; #IT's #GoodToHaveOptions

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110758122746947853

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, and #Weather... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast presented by #RedBeanBear...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Done with #TheOutside; #IT's #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm]...

The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World and a #Visit to #Arrakis... And, #Biscuits... #TheSpiceMustFlow; we're #FineForDiesel

#BTW: #TimothéeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...

He's #NotAsTerrible as #Sting, though...

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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(@[email protected])

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer...

#Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT, right...?

#MyLittleBigBuddy likes to #Play with #MyStuff; #IT's #QuiteNice that I'll #LetHim... He says, and #IQuote:

"I like #PlayingWithYourJunk..."

He has #QuiteTheWay with #Words... He's also 6'4" and #Built like a #BrickShitHouse...

#IT's all the #HittingThingsWithHammers and a #GoodDiet, #IThink...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheLunarAwakening #NotNews...

#Stuff is #StillHappening in #Diablo4World...

#TheNecromancer has #SoManyRobots and a #SparklyPony; #JustLike #ESOWorld... | #VirtuallyIndestructible

#YouKnow what's #One of #TheBestThings about #Diablo4World... #IT's #Still #NotLotRO...

#NoFuss | #ZeroDrama

And, we've #GotBiscuits... #ManyManyBiscuits...

There will also be #Stamppot for #Supper... #IT's #AllAboutTheSnozzidges; #TrueStory

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMetalDogNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelySingular and #Unique... #DefinitelyNotNews and #NoSurprises...

#cyborgwerewolfninjapirate...

#CyborgWerewolfNinjaPirate...

#CyborgWerewolfNinjaPirate...!

#HeroesInAHalfLife...

#PiratePower...!

#BTW: #IT's also #Still #LGBTQUIAX+RS@ #HistoryMonth... #JustInCase you #Forgot...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... #OftenLess...

This should really come as #NoSuprise to #Anyone; but, this: 🔼​⬆️​🆙​⬆️​🔼​ is not #TheMostEvilThing I've #DoneToday...

#IF you #Imagine I'm in "need" of a #SelfAppointedNetNanny to #Moderate #MyContent for me; #ThinkAgain... And, #DoubleCheck your #FalseEquivalence before you #ComeForMe...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109851357477405124

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPromisesNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEven24... #FrequentlyFewer... #OftenLess...

#YouKnow I said #KnowTheRules...?

#RememberTheRules...?

And, #NoPromises...?

#Well... I made a #Promise...

And, there will be #SushiPower in #TheFuture...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #ComparativeAnalysis

Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...

You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere

🧙:fediverse:​🤖🐺🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | 🎈​​🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎈​

#Twitter/X vs the #MastodonSpyBalloon | #PoweredByMetaphor

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews...

Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...

You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere

🧙:fediverse:​🤖🐺🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | 🎈​​🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎈​

#Twitter/X vs the #MastodonSpyBalloon | #PoweredByMetaphor

@selzero (@[email protected])

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#DidYouKnow that when you #KillTheBoosts, all the #BoostsForVisibility #StopWorking... | #IndividualUserExperienceWillVary #SubjectToTermsAndConditions #AllBiscuitsMatter

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(@[email protected] @selzero)

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#RedBeanBear is #AllUpdaticated...

We thought you #ShouldKnow...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAngryOrangeWotsitNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#StraightOutOfDodgeCity... The #LowestPossibleQuality at the #CheapestPossiblePrice... #Dodge...! | #DeepSwerve

#DudeWheresMyBrakes...?

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou... #BeAfraid | #PoweredByMetaphor

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsOnlyMondayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#Stuff is #StillHappening in #Diablo4World...

#IT's #Still... #QuiteGoodFun; #EspeciallyGood for #AllNightGamePlay / #LateNightExploricatin' in between #HittingThingsWithHammers...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has #Loaded the #LiesOfP, like an #EarlyChristmasPresent; even though, #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#FlameON... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSystemicFailureNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#IT would seem that #NHSEngland (nee #NHSImprovement, nee #NHSDigital) are #StillStruggling with its #WageTheft and #Assorted #SystemicFailures...

#IT's #NotNews... #StillNotNews; but also #StillTrue... And, #Still in #ThePublicDomain, which is #SoVeryPublic, aye | #LookNoQuestionMark

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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#Tonight, #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #AllEating: #BeefCasserole with #SuetDumplings...

#IT's #GotBeef in #IT...!

#IT's #TotallySuitable for #KingChuckieCheese in the #MayorMcCheeseEra...

#How's all that #RoyalPatronage #WorkingOut in the #MayorMcCheeseEra, #MisterDen... | #LookNoQuestionMark

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/nov/23/revealed-king-charles-secretly-profiting-from-the-assets-of-dead-citizens

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #NotNearly24... But, with #Biscuits...

We have a #NewAddition to #TheFamily...

A #Kalanchoe; #AlsoKnown (in #TheNetherlands) as a #TeddyBearPlant... #IT's #Pretty, huh...? | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

We can #AlsoAlsoAdd; #TheFuture is #Bright, there is #Stollen in #IT... #Stollen #GoesGreat with #IceCream... #TrueFact

#YoureWelcome

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... With #SomeWeather...

#IT's been a #BitChangeable in #TheOutside #Today... #IT's #StillAutumn, though...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #BootPolishing; he's #VeryGood at #IT... #IT takes #Practice and he #AlsoKnows what's #GoodForHim...

#TheFuture is #Bright; #IT has #AfternoonTea and #Buns in #IT...

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#NotNews24 #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #NotNearly24; but, with #Tea in #IT...

Since #IT's a #GreyAndGrizzly #Caturday...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Enjoying #TheBarbarian more than we #Thought we would...

But... #WeHaveOptions; #IT's #GoodToHaveOptions

#IT was #TrueThen; #IT's #StillTrue... | #TrueTrueTuesdays...!

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🐐🦹🐻🦹🐐🚁

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110758122746947853

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLittleBabiesNotNews... #NotNearly24... #Five; #PreciselyFive...

#CmonLittleBabies... | #PositiveReinforcement

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSuperVillainNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is in a #Mood

He couldn't #Finish his #LittleDinner (because he's #TooExcited for #Christmas, even though #ChristmasIsBullcrap); #So, he's had to #Forfeit his #AfterDinnerDoughnut...

#IF you're not #GnocchiPutanesca-hungry; #Then, you're not #AfterDinnerDoughnut-hungry...

I have been called a #Tyrant | #TomorrowsLunch

#YoureWelcome...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingEndOfAnEraNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#TheLastDay of our old #NetflixSub...

As #Netflix joins the once #GreatBlockbusterVideo in #TheSky; we #TakeAMoment to #ThankAllTheCreatives that #MadeIT a #FunThing while #ITLasted

#Congratulations; the #NetflixSub lasted longer than #TheAmericanConfederacy

We'll #GetOverIT...

We've #Watched #EverythingThatWasWorthWatching and a #NewAdventure... #Begins...! #LifeWithoutNetflix

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsTheWeekendNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#Stuff is #StillHappening in #Diablo4World...

#IT's #Still... #QuiteGoodFun; #EspeciallyGood for #AllNightGamePlay / #LateNightExploricatin' in between #HittingThingsWithHammers...

#FlameON...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#TheKiller is a #BitOfADisappointment; #NoSpoilers, or #Anything... But...

You'd be #BetterOff with my #ShaggyDogStory and a #CompilationAlbum of #TheSmiths...

#WellDone to #TrentReznor and #AtticusRoss for #PhoningItIn...

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1341827709857632256

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingEarlyEveningDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

Has #Anyone mentioned #JKRowling yet...? <<#SideEye>>

"She's #StillLike the #DanBrown of #FantasyFiction..."

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🦹🍩🐻🍩🦹☕

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109834442360956610

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

I am #Sensing... #Soup in #TheFuture...

#Spooky, huh...?

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLateStartNotNews... #NotNearly24... #StillABitSleepyNotNews...

After a #LongNight of #Spooky and #Movies; we have #FancyHats at the #Ready... #HappyHappy #DiaDeMuertos, #People...

And, there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Are we going to #UpsetTheVolcano (again)...?

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🦹🌋🦄🌋🦹☕

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#YouKnow I said we'd be #GettingAutumn / #Fall a #BitSooner than #Usual...?

#DontPanic if you #Forgot...

#IT's #DefinitelyStillAutumn...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingEarlyMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#YouKnow I said we'd be #GettingAutumn / #Fall a #BitSooner than #Usual...?

#DontPanic if you #Forgot...

#IT's #StillAutumn...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

And, #DontForget the #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas, and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSundayNapNotNews... #NotNearly24... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast, presented by #RedBeanBear...

#IT's #QuiteSunny #ATM; but, we shall #Soon be having #HeavyYellowRain; #NoDoubleEntendreIntended... We have #Plenty of #Biscuits and we're #AlsoFine for #Diesel... #NoOilChangeRequired...

#ToTheSnugglyBlankets...! #InBedWithMaBiscuits...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscutNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon is #Still: #FullyEquipped with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite...

#IT's #All... #Part of the #1998RecoveryProgramme; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles, and #Supported by #WindowsForWerewolves...

We're #SoVerified: :verified_paw:​

#YouAreWelcome | #TopTierTooting

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#Tonight, we shall be #Enjoying a #LightSupper of #TwoSoups with #FancyPantsBread; they're #EntirelySuitableForVegetarians, except maybe, for the #Chicken... And, the #Bacon...

Also... #Madonna could be #HongKongPhooey... #LookAtTheEvidence

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Mötley Crüe and Madonna: "Too Young to Strike a Pose"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdgFuMEgOKY

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#IWonder #ExactlyHowMany #Time(s) #AlisonMoyet's #Laugh has been #Sampled and #Dropped into #PracticallyEverything that's ever been #Remixed...

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#Yazoo: State Farm (Madhouse Mix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWQOrYDJhKs

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#YippitySkippity and #FunFunFun...!

I've got a range of #OtherOptions; but, I'm #PositivelyGiddy with #Excitement for the latest #ExpansionPack for #TunnelsAndTrolls: #RatOnAStick...

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1334429401304457217

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#Crikeybobs; #IT's been a #BusyBusyDay... Aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

And, #IT's #HappyBaconSammidgeDay... #Eve...!

#Meanwhile... #OnTopic...

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#Grandadbob: Hide Me (Al Usher Dance Remix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6TyzoNfoDg

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingOnAMissionNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#YippitySkippity...! #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ReturnedHome and has been #Learning all about #GeodesicDomes in #AppliedConstructions...

#Now... He's going to #TellMeAllAboutIT like I don't #AlreadyKnow...

I'm #Definitely going to #HaveABiscuit; because, he #StillKnowsNothing about the #VikingVillage that has been #LongShipped®️​.. #Shhh... #DontTellHim; #IT's #TopSecret...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has "picked" a #SunnyDay to visit #TheObservatoryScienceCentre in #Herstmonceux... That should #KeepHimOccupied #AllDay...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingGoodNewsButNotNewsNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#HowExciticatin'...?! The #Lego®️ #VikingVillage has been #LongShipped®️... #ArrivingTomorrow...

I shall have to #ThinkOfAnErrand for #MyLittleBigBuddy that takes him #TooFarFromHome for him to #Notice where I've #HiddenIT... #IT's #TopSecret...

#IT's #Fine... He can take the #PrideOrange #WarMachine for a #Drive; he #LikesThat...

#BounceyBounceyBouncey... And, #IT's a #FancyHatFurzday, too...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingGoodNewsButNotNewsNotNews... #NotNearly24...

The #Lego®️ #VikingVillage has been #LongShipped®️...

#SantaCanFuckOff unless he/she/they #BringMe #MyFormerSovietHydrofoil...

We get #FourNewCharacters to #PlayWith, and #Additionally: #VikingBeanBear®️... #Yay...!

But... #Shhh... #MyLittleBigBuddy doesn't know yet... #DontTellHim... | #NoSpoilers

Also... #MakeTimeForBacon

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingOilChangeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #VeryMuckyPuppies...

#Oooph... #IT's been a #BusyBusyDay; #LotsOfStuff done (in #NoParticularOrder:

• #FreshPotOfCoffee: ✅​
• #PizzaForBrunch: ✅​
• #HaveANap: ✅​
• #Hashtagged #LotsOfThings: ✅​
• #OilChange: ✅​

And, #IT’ll #Soon be #CommunalBathBubbles #Time…

#IMight have to #ReadABook or #Something, #Soon… And/or #HaveABiscuit...

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https://syzito.xyz/@PSiReN/111096910173609455

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... #OftenLess...

#Meanwhile...

#Over on #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject...

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(@[email protected])

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPrivatisationOfPublicSpacesNotNews... #NotNearly24...

You may be #ThrilledToLearn that on a #RecentTrip to #EeyoresWilderness (after #Months of #PersistentVandalism and #PublicProtest); the #AforeMentioned #Signage has been #TornDown #Altogether...

#GoodLuck #EnforcingThemNewRules...

"... #NeverPaid to #Visit #EeyoresWilderness beyond our #PreExistingPrivilege, and we #NeverWill..." And, #QuoteToots...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110566300321603628

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFascismOrBiscuitsNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer with the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast presented by #RedBeanBear and #TheAbominableAlPacino...

We're #DoingFine for #Biscuits and #Diesel; but, #JoyOfJoys, we have #One of #MyFavouriteAlarms... #Change: #EngineOil #Soon...

We #Love #OilChanges and #Filters... #VeryMuckyPuppies...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEvenWithDoughnuts...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #RedBeanBear and I are #AllAbout to #FinishOff #TheCake...

#DontPanic; I'll #MakeAnotherCake... #Sometime...

#DontCryAboutIT... #PullYourselvesTogether...

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