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  1. #Allegedly, #People aren't #Interested in #Anything unless #IT's #Smarter than "they/them"...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit; #So... We're going to have a #LittleThink about what #ToDo with #IT...

    #TheCrazyThing is; #TheFirstAction for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy was to #Disable all the #SmartBullshit; #Because, #IT's #Bullshit...

    #NeverNevermind...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #IT's #OK; we have #VeryBigHammers and #FancyHats...!

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  2. #Allegedly, #People aren't #Interested in #Anything unless #IT's #Smarter than "they/them"...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit; #So... We're going to have a #LittleThink about what #ToDo with #IT...

    #TheCrazyThing is; #TheFirstAction for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy was to #Disable all the #SmartBullshit; #Because, #IT's #Bullshit...

    #NeverNevermind...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #IT's #OK; we have #VeryBigHammers and #FancyHats...!

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  3. #Allegedly, #People aren't #Interested in #Anything unless #IT's #Smarter than "they/them"...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit; #So... We're going to have a #LittleThink about what #ToDo with #IT...

    #TheCrazyThing is; #TheFirstAction for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy was to #Disable all the #SmartBullshit; #Because, #IT's #Bullshit...

    #NeverNevermind...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #IT's #OK; we have #VeryBigHammers and #FancyHats...!

    🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚒️🧙 | ☕️️️️️🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹☕️

  4. #Allegedly, #People aren't #Interested in #Anything unless #IT's #Smarter than "they/them"...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit; #So... We're going to have a #LittleThink about what #ToDo with #IT...

    #TheCrazyThing is; #TheFirstAction for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy was to #Disable all the #SmartBullshit; #Because, #IT's #Bullshit...

    #NeverNevermind...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #IT's #OK; we have #VeryBigHammers and #FancyHats...!

    🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚒️🧙 | ☕️️️️️🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹☕️

  5. #GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

    Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

    I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

    Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

    And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

    #JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

    #TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

    #ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

    #So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

    #ComingSoon...

    #DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

    #JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

    #HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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    #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

  6. #GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

    Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

    I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

    Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

    And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

    #JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

    #TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

    #ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

    #So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

    #ComingSoon...

    #DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

    #JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

    #HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

    🧙🏰🤖:wolfparty:🤖🏰🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

    pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-di

    #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

  7. #GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

    Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

    I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

    Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

    And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

    #JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

    #TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

    #ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

    #So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

    #ComingSoon...

    #DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

    #JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

    #HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

    🧙🏰🤖:wolfparty:🤖🏰🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

    pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-di

    #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

  8. #GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

    Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

    I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

    Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

    And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

    #JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

    #TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

    #ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

    #So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

    #ComingSoon...

    #DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

    #JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

    #HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

    🧙🏰🤖:wolfparty:🤖🏰🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

    pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-di

    #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

  9. #GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

    Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

    I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

    Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

    And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

    #JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

    #TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

    #ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

    #So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

    #ComingSoon...

    #DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

    #JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

    #HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

    🧙🏰🤖:wolfparty:🤖🏰🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

    pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-di

    #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

  10. #GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

    Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

    I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

    Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

    And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

    #JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

    #TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

    #ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

    #So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

    #ComingSoon...

    #DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

    #JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

    #HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

    🧙🏰🤖:wolfparty:🤖🏰🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

    pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-di

    #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

  11. #GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

    Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

    I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

    Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

    And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

    #JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

    #TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

    #ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

    #So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

    #ComingSoon...

    #DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

    #JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

    #HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

    🧙🏰🤖:wolfparty:🤖🏰🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

    pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-di

    #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese