#newtoyjoy — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotTheWeekendNotNews; #IT #FeelsLike #AWeekend; #But, #IT's #NotTheWeekend #NotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #PositivelyEcstatic about his #NewToyJoy; #Because, #IT #WorksReallyWell... His #ItchyArsehole is #Still #ALittleBitItchy; #But, we have #OurTeam of #SixFooters to #TakeGoodCare of #That...

#Meanwhile, as we were #AllBeing #EngineeringProfessionals #LastWeek; #WeStumbledAcross an #OldArtefact... #TuckedAway... #SomewhereSafe...

A #Book...?!

#IT's #OK; we've #DiscoveredBooks #BeforeNow...

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#ChooseYourAdventure #TheFediverseRemembers #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean

Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#AndSo...

#TheTimeHasCome to #Place #TheOldWorkHorse into #PhasedRetirement...

In all the #GiddyExcitement of the #NewToyJoy, #IT is #Probably #WorthReflecting upon #TheLife of #TheOldWorkHorse...

#IT's #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit and #IT has #Survived #ManyTrials #Including a #GlobalPandemic and #WindowsForWerewolves...

But... #AllSuchThings are #Expected to have only a #LimitedDuration and #FactoredRedundancy is #BakedIn... #IT can #Still be #Repurposed and also #StillEnjoy some #LightDuties, and #RemainProductive for #ManyMoreYears to #Come...

#BTW: #IF after #AllTheseYears you #Still #DontUnderstand what #FactoredRedundancy is; #THEN...

I could #TeachYou; but, I'd have to #Charge...

#OR...

You can #LookITUp... #DogsCanLookUp...

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