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Nochmal: #Burnham hat in #UK die Mehrwertsteuer auf Stromrechnungen für Haushalte gestrichen & will für Pubs (!), Clubs u. Veranstaltungsorte für Livemusik eine 20%-Reduzierung der Gewerbesteuer ab April (OK, das ist lang hin) einführen.
DAS IST POLITIK FÜR MENSCHEN! Da merken alle, dass man nicht Reform UK wählen muss, um gehört zu werden.
In #Deutschland #meanwhile exotische Nischenthemen:
- wie halten wir es mit der #Leihmutterschaft ?
- was kostet der Sprit?* 🙄
.
*nicht alle sind Autofahrer

#Shitpost

#Meanwhile in the US

#Golgothan #yt

https://youtu.be/CEdOqYEwcT8

#satire #ExplosiveDiarrhea #CyclosporaCayetanensis

#Meanwhile...

#CompletelyIrrelevantRelevantTangent...

#IF you #Still #CanNot #SpotTheDifference #Between:

#Fact;
#Fiction; and,
#Opinions...

#GodsHelpYou...

#MastodonSocialNeedsJesus; #OrSomething...

#NoOneCares...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #DeadInstance #StillDead #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #AngryIncels #MiserableMorons #CrazyStalkering #VillageSkanking #WeStandWithPSiReN #LotROStillDown #NoALTTextRequired #TooOldForALTText #DatingSite #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #PewPewPewTube #GotGIFs #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheWombles #InTheMatrix #TheMatrixDiscombobulated

#HappyHappy #2026HappyPrideMonth, #People...!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: There's another #FreshPotOfCoffee #ReadyToGo...!

#Meanwhile...

#ComingUp on #ThisArmageddonBritain...

1: Are #YellowRugbySocks a suitable accompaniment for #Muesli;
2: How #Magick are #PizzaToppings; and,
3: What do #Boys smell like...?

By #ThePowerOfPizzaToppings...!

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube

Meanwhile...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ebK0l7qT8
#ThoseFunnyAmericans
#meanwhile

#Günzburg ist auch sehr schön. Das Thai-Curry war sehr gut! #Meanwhile, fliegt der Flieger mit dem Kollegen aus #Frankfurt zurück, weil „Rauch im Tower“ von #München #MUC. Ein #KopfAnKopfRennen. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃 #DeutscheBahn #DB #Bahn #Verkehrswende #LifeAtReply

#Meanwhile...

#IncompetentSpiv, #WesStreeting has done a #JessPhillips with another #PerformativeResignation...

#Possibly #TheClosestRisk #TheFormerUnitedKingdom has #EverFaced to an #OpenlyGay #PrimeMinister...

#Still; #NoDanger of #ThatHappening...

The #RacistHomophobes will #PutPaid to #SuchAnIdea...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#MakingBadJudgements #BadJudgements #SerialOpportunist #SpivsBeingSpivs #SpinDoctors #TruthTwisters

#meanwhile in Veneto

#meanwhile

the real'@satire is playing out on YT

UK's channel 4 promoting #warGames to maintain the old flair of being part of the the empire in the minds of the global populous while the sh** hit's the fan and the once who already were struggling will,as always, pay the bill.

#Meanwhile...

#TheStage is #Set...

#IT's #TechnicallyFancy...

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Vienna 2026 Stage Switch-On for the 70th Eurovision Song Contest | #Eurovision2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_4GkvxUKNA

Meanwhile in Oulu: the city protects a graffiti by a zoning regulation requiring that a replacement building must have a light colored wall at the same location for the words PASKA KAUPUNNI to be repainted on it. #meanwhile #oulu
https://www.hs.fi/popkulttuuri/art-2000011964125.html

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews for #MidWeek and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#HappyHappy #WorldMeteorologicalDay! There's #GoingToBe... #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas #EverythingIsStillBon

British scientist discovers amusing meme perpetrated by Jonny foreigner: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_scientists_(meme)
#meanwhile #BritishScientists #Британскиеучёные #woowoo #pseudoscience #NationalIdentity
#英国研究 #science #meme

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

#News #LBC #USA #Meanwhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUGAz-mFJ-g

#News #USA #Meanwhile
https://apnews.com/article/noem-testifies-congress-homeland-security-immigration-enforcement-ebb715699e3f4f6dd6fdd22157b4e1a7

#News #USA #Meanwhile
https://apnews.com/article/senate-primaries-texas-north-carolina-iran-trump-65ea095df05d3a537e71fefa7aa9aec1

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#SpringIsComing...!

#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...

We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...

They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...

We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...

#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay #GeographyIsAFactor #InJapanese

#Meanwhile in Milton Keynes...

#signage #wildlife #crystals #geology

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...

I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable

#YouAreWelcome...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#NoALTText #Notflix #IndividualUserExperienceWillVary

Political dramas set in the #MiddleAges is your thing, you say?
There aren't enough stories in that genre being made, you think?

Feb 25th is your lucky day🙃

#Meanwhile, press the "Notify me on Launch" button to make sure you have access to #earlybird tiers:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redwulfcomics/family-and-honour-a-12th-century-historical-drama

#comics #IndieComics #PoliticalDrama #history #historicalDrama #historical #political #drama #books #comic #comicbooks

#meanwhile in #hell #manureverse #gif

https://tenor.com/view/zucking-zuckering-mark-zuckerberg-stairing-zuck-looking-zuck-gif-12496739009272054031

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable

#YouAreWelcome...

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#NotBeingGerman #NotToday #BusyBeingGallic

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable

#YouAreWelcome...

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#NotBeingGerman #NotToday #BusyBeingGallic

The U.S. in 10 seconds:

#meanwhile

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

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#News #Meanwhile #Ukraine

AFP is reporting that an overnight Russian bombardment left thousands of residential buildings in Kyiv without heating and water in -14C temperatures, when the Ukrainian capital was already scrambling to restore vital utilities destroyed in earlier attacks.

“After this attack, 5,635 residential buildings are without heating,” Kyiv mayor Vitali Klitschko said on Telegram – about half the capital’s apartment blocks.

Much of Kyiv was also without running water, he added.