#happyhappy — Public Fediverse posts

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #PizzaForBrunchDay...!

We have #Bagels and #Pizza and #Beer...

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MenWithFans #ContainsZeroPercentCrazyStalker

#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, your #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#HappyHappy #WorldEnvironmentDay... #Day...!

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #WhateverHappenedTo #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EULaw #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#HappyHappy #WorldOtterDay...!

When are we all getting our #Bladerunner fonts...?

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#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoALTTextRequired

#Meh... #WhatDoesNiccolòMachiavelliKnow about #SocialMedia... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...!

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#BeingEuropean #EverythingIsStillBon #StillWorkingAsIntended #BiscuitTime #NotTheMacarena #NoALTTextRequired

#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!

#TheStorySoFar...

#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!

The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!

#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...

#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...

#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...

#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#HappyHappy #WorldMeteorologicalDay! There's #GoingToBe... #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas #EverythingIsStillBon

#BTW: #IThink #IT's #FairToSay and #StillTrue™️ that the #SystemAdmins at #vmst aren't #NecessarilyHomophobic; #JustIncompetent and the #SubstandardDaryls can't even #ShitStraight... #SadButTrue | #LivesAndFamilies

#So... #FuckEm... #HarshButFairComment

#HappyHappy #ScienceFictionDay...! #ScienceFact

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #AnotherPrideMonth #EULaw #DigitalServicesAct

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!

How's your #RunUp to #FictionalChristmas #WorkingOut for you... | #LookNoQuestionMark

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#IT's a #FarCry from the #DarkOldDays of #vmst and the #AngryIncels of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...

#TheOnlyThingLeft for #MastodonEngineering #ToDo is #StopTinkering #AroundTheEdges of #MastodonDevelopment and #PlaceIT into #MaintenanceMode for #TheForeseeableFuture

There's #NoPoint in #Adding more #NewFeatures to a #PerfectlyFunctionalSystem unless there's a #FundamentallyNew #SystemRequirement

"They/them" should #Simply #FireEveryone they don't #ReallyNeed and #LetThemGrow into #NewNewProjects... #TotallyNew #SeparateProjects...

Have a #GreatChristmas; #WhateverThatIs...

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