#happyhappy — Public Fediverse posts

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #PizzaForBrunchDay...!

We have #Bagels and #Pizza and #Beer...

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MenWithFans #ContainsZeroPercentCrazyStalker

#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!

#TheStorySoFar...

#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!

The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!

#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...

#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...

#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...

#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

#BTW: #IT's #GoingToBe #AGoodRoseSeason in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden, #ThisYear...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

#HappyHappy #WorldBookDay...!

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#BeingEuropean #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins #SpaceKarenX #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #ZeroFakebook #NotBooks #AlsoNotRoses

#BTW: #IT's #GoingToBe #AGoodRoseSeason in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden, #ThisYear...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

#HappyHappy #WWLD...!

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#BeingEuropean #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins #SpaceKarenX #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #ZeroFakebook

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!

#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...

#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [ #TechnicalTerm ] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...

#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...

The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...

#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...

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#HowSexWorks #OnlyForProfessionals #TopTip

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!

#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...

#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...

#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...

The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...

#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...

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#HowSexWorks #OnlyForProfessionals #TopTip

#BTW: #IThink #IT's #FairToSay and #StillTrue™️ that the #SystemAdmins at #vmst aren't #NecessarilyHomophobic; #JustIncompetent and the #SubstandardDaryls can't even #ShitStraight... #SadButTrue | #LivesAndFamilies

#So... #FuckEm... #HarshButFairComment

#HappyHappy #ScienceFictionDay...! #ScienceFact

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #AnotherPrideMonth #EULaw #DigitalServicesAct

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #InternationalCelloDay...!

#DontPanic, #OrAnything; but...

#ExMastodonUser and #AppleFanBoy, #StephenFry has #Declared a #NationalEmergency for #MentalHealth...

#IT's #AnotherOne of his #LuvvieAlarms...

He's #VeryWelcome to #Borrow #MyDoctorate in #ClinicalPsychiatry and #Engineering and #WinAnOscar with #IT...

#OR, #SimplyReturn to #AnotherOne of the #RejectedSocialMediaPlatforms he's #AlreadyOn... #SuchAs #Fakebook or #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject, #Maybe...

There are #LoadsOfThem; they're #NothingNew...

#IT's just a #KindSuggestion...

#DontForget... #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#StephenFry #LuvvieAlarm #BeautifulCreatures #TinyViolin #BigCello #SenseOfProportionControl

I will #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#HappyHappy #HappyDarwinDay...! | #AllBeardsMatter

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Day

I will #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#HappyHappy #InternationalDay of #LGBTQUIAX+RS@, #People... #IT's #LGBTQSTEMDay...

We should have a #FewMoreRainbows, #Maybe... And, some #RobotCowbell...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#ComingUp on #ThisArmageddonBritain...

1: Are #YellowRugbySocks a suitable accompaniment for #Muesli;
2: How #Magick are #PizzaToppings; and,
3: What do #Boys smell like...?

#IGuess that's for #You: #ToDetermine...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#YouKnow what #LotRO / #SSG don't have; aside from:

• Any #Integrity;
• #ProfessionalCompetence;
• An #Antonov-#AN225; or,
• #BiscuitSalad..?

#AdequateParentalControls or a #Tardis... #IT's a #TerribleOversight for a #Knackered, #Old, #PEGI12 #PCGame...

#IT's a #Wonder anyone still #PlaysIT anymore... #DeadGameWalking

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