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#LetsPlay... #NewsNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

#IT's #EntirelyRecreational... #ForTheWeekend!

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

#TheOppositeOfNews...!

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet... #ThemThePeople

#StillNope™️

#DontForget; #FreeloadersSuck...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp #MindYourHead #PoweredBy #DodgyCoins

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #TotallyNotNews for #TheLongWeekend...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeing #TheNecromancer with #TheArmyOfTheDead... We're #MostlyDead... #Mostly...

#So... #IF you're #StillStruggling to #Comply with #EULaw™️ like the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG; #JustRemember, there are #ManyMoreFish in #TheSea and #OtherFish to #Fry...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital... #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire #GoingRural #InSpanish #InJapanese #TheInternetIsStillOn #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NatureBeingNatural #Naturalish #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #CaptainRedBeanBear #StillRed #FictionalCommunityManager

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #LittleBitAlexa #YoungFrankenstein #AbnormallyHigh #RiskOfFailure #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #AsIntended

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire #GoingRural #InSpanish #InJapanese #TheInternetIsStillOn #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NatureBeingNatural #Naturalish #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #AsIntended #今すぐ #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WaitroseYutaniCorpsCooperative

#TheWeekendHasLanded...

#CollectTheLuggage from #TheArrivalsHall...

There is a #LimousineWaiting... #InJapanese

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital at 420+ #FramesPerSecond / #FPS

#Because...

#Reasons... And, #Physics...

#MayContainTracesOfAI

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#TheYakuzaDoughnuts #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #WhatGIFs #GotGIFs #BlameEurovision #AffectTheOutcome #OrNot #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MFFS

#TheWeekendHasLanded...

#CollectTheLuggage from #TheArrivalsHall...

There is a #LimousineWaiting... #InJapanese

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital at 420+ #FramesPerSecond / #FPS

#Because...

#Reasons... And, #Physics...

#MayContainTracesOfAI

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#TheYakuzaDoughnuts #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #WhatGIFs #GotGIFs #BlameEurovision #AffectTheOutcome #OrNot #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial#MFFS

#TheWeekendHasLanded...

#CollectTheLuggage from #TheArrivalsHall...

There is a #LimousineWaiting... #InJapanese

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital at 420+ #FramesPerSecond / #FPS

#Because...

#Reasons... And, #Physics...

#MayContainTracesOfAI

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#TheYakuzaDoughnuts #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #WhatGIFs #GotGIFs #BlameEurovision #AffectTheOutcome #OrNot #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/115945999292236777

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #LemonadeStand #LemonUp #TrueStory #StillTrue #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #EULaw #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #KazooTube #TheGhostOfMisterDen #Law #StillNoHitler #CrazyStalkerProblem #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TheGhostOfMisterDenNeedsJesus #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire #GoingRural #InSpanish #InJapanese #TheInternetIsStillOn #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NatureBeingNatural #Naturalish #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #AsIntended #今すぐ

#IT's a #FunnyOldPlace is #Mastodon...

#IT's #True... #StillTrue™️

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #AnotherPrideMonth #HappyEnding #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #LookAtTheEvidence #InPerpetuity #NoStatuteOfLimitations #CompareAndContrast #SenseOfProportionControl #ScaleForReference #HarshButFairComment #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #StillWorkingAsIntended #FluffForBrains

#IT's a #FunnyOldPlace is #Mastodon...

#IT's #True... #StillTrue™️

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #AnotherPrideMonth #HappyEnding #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #LookAtTheEvidence #InPerpetuity #NoStatuteOfLimitations #CompareAndContrast #SenseOfProportionControl #ScaleForReference #HarshButFairComment #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #StillWorkingAsIntended #FluffForBrains

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but #SomeNews...!

We #LearnedSomething... #Today...

#DidYouAlsoKnow that #Alia from #Dune was #CybillShepherd's #FictionalDaughter and a #VirtuosoPianist in #HerOwnRight in #RealLife...?

#Nope? #Well... #NowYouDo...

#YouAreWelcome...

#BroughtToYou by #YouTube without the #SuperfluousAds and all the #Clickbait / #Malvertising...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFYKkxdWV5U

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #LemonadeStand #LemonUp #TrueStory #StillTrue #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #EULaw #ContainsZeropercentMastodonSocial #KazooTube #TheGhostOfMisterDen #Law #StillNoHitler #CrazyStalkerProblem #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TheGhostOfMisterDenNeedsJesus #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData

#Meanwhile...

#CompletelyIrrelevantRelevantTangent...

#IF you #Still #CanNot #SpotTheDifference #Between:

#Fact;
#Fiction; and,
#Opinions...

#GodsHelpYou...

#MastodonSocialNeedsJesus; #OrSomething...

#NoOneCares...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #DeadInstance #StillDead #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #AngryIncels #MiserableMorons #CrazyStalkering #VillageSkanking #WeStandWithPSiReN #LotROStillDown #NoALTTextRequired #TooOldForALTText #DatingSite #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #PewPewPewTube #GotGIFs #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheWombles #InTheMatrix #TheMatrixDiscombobulated

#BeAware; #CyborgOrangeJesus has #Approved #ThisMessage...

#MindYourHead

And, have #AnotherPrideMonth...

#Europe is #AlreadyPurple... :europe:

#NothingComparesToEU... #TrueFact...

#StillTrue™️

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#EuropeanServer #StillEuropean #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTTextRequired #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial

Have we #All had #AnotherPrideMonth yet, #Today...?

#DontPanic; #TheWombles are #InTheMatrix...

#TheWomblesOfWimbleshire... #GoingRural

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #DeadInstance could be #StillDead and your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless...

#That's #OK... #NoOneCares...

#LookAtTheEvidence...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #Notflix #TheFabianSociety #LSE

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111682177695551554

#WhatsUpBro...

#StillDelusional with the #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial...

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

And, your #DeadInstance could be #StillDead...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#TheOppositeOfNews... #HarshButFairComment

#StillTrue™️

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool... #InPerpetuity with #NoStatuteOfLimitations...

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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09387980

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #LemonadeStand #LemonUp #TrueStory #StillTrue #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #EULaw #ContainsZeropercentMastodonSocial #KazooTube #TheGhostOfMisterDen #Law #StillNoHitler #CrazyStalkerProblem #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TheGhostOfMisterDenNeedsJesus #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MyDataIsMyData #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager

#HappyHappy #2026HappyPrideMonth, #People...!

#IThink we've got some #RobotCowbell leftover from #Pride...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube

#HappyHappy #2026HappyPrideMonth, #People...!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: There's another #FreshPotOfCoffee #ReadyToGo...!

#Meanwhile...

#ComingUp on #ThisArmageddonBritain...

1: Are #YellowRugbySocks a suitable accompaniment for #Muesli;
2: How #Magick are #PizzaToppings; and,
3: What do #Boys smell like...?

By #ThePowerOfPizzaToppings...!

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube

#ToTheTuneOf...

Are we #BeingMoreViking, yet...?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8JlEaDYkdU

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #BeMoreViking #2026HappyPrideMonth

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyMonday...

#IT's a #SpookyMistyMorning in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom... The #Stocks of #DarkChocolateMarmalade #IceCream took #QuiteADent over #TheWeekend... I shall have to #MakeSomeMore...

Are we all #LookingForward to #AnotherWeek of #Chaos, #Death and #StateSanctionedLarceny...?

#IT's also #Still #HappyPrideMonthPeople; in case you #Forgot, we're having a #PrideMonth #EveryMonth - it's #MoreRealistic...

#DontDrinkBleach; also #DontEatFurniturePolish...

#LookNoPizzaBoxes...!

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube

#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#InCelebration and #BeforeTheInternet #Forgets #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial; we're going to have a #EurovisionBlitz...

A #Collection of #AllTheToots in a #Thread that will #Soon #BeVanished like a #BrazilianDeathSquad when #vmst is #ShutDown #ForGood...

#IT'll #HappenSoon in #TheEurovisioning...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat, #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because... We're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#TrueFact | #StillTrue... ™️

You can #BlameEurovision if you #Like; #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome

Are we #BeingMoreViking, yet?

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#Rasmussen: Higher Ground - Denmark - LIVE - Grand Final - Eurovision 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0kP074Mw0k

#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#InCelebration and #BeforeTheInternet #Forgets #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial; we're going to have a #EurovisionBlitz...

A #Collection of #AllTheToots in a #Thread that will #Soon #BeVanished like a #BrazilianDeathSquad when #vmst is #ShutDown #ForGood...

#IT'll #HappenSoon in #TheEurovisioning...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat, #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because... We're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#TrueFact | #StillTrue... ™️

You can #BlameEurovision if you #Like; #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome

Are we #BeingMoreViking, yet?

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#Rasmussen: Higher Ground - Denmark - LIVE - Grand Final - Eurovision 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0kP074Mw0k

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #PizzaForBrunchDay...!

We have #Bagels and #Pizza and #Beer...

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MenWithFans #ContainsZeroPercentCrazyStalker

#Meanwhile...

#PSiReN-Group is #AllUpdaticated...

What's #Happening at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#Nothing... #DontPanic; #NoOneCares about the #Malvertising...

#IT #LooksLike the #AngryIncels and #MiserableMorons have #Forgotten #HowToSpell #Plagiarists...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares

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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09387980

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #KazooTube #MenWithFans

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what #Lavender #LooksLike...

#IT #LooksLike #This...

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#EuropeanLavender #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube

#Meh... #DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#SocialMedia #SurplusToRequirements #Nope...

#StillNope™️

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

In the #Spirit of #ContinuousImprovement; I'd like to #Propose the #Formation of the #LGBTQUIAX+RS@ #Community...

#Lesbian;
#Gay;
#BiSexual;
#Transgender;
#QUeer <<#DeepBreath>>;
#Intersex;
#Asexual #Allies;
#XMen;
#OtherNonHeterosexualPeople; and/or,
#RallySport

#VroomVRoom | The #EternallyEvolving #BadScrabbleHand

I'll #AlsoAlsoAdd... #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

🧙 :fediverse: 🤖 :wolfparty: 🤖 :fediverse: 🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #NoOneDied #MyOwnDevices #EULaw #PublicDomain #SoVeryPublic #TheFediverseRemembers #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews...

As anyone who might have caught my #TwitterFeed before now; you'll already know what a #TerribleTypist I am... Some of my typos are a lot funnier than others; many of them are entirely deliberate/intentional...

I'm liking the #EditFunction in #Mastodon quite a lot...

In #Celebration; may we present #TheClashOfTheTitians... | #TheJoyOfTypos

#IT's nearly #TheWeekend...!

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #StillWorkingAsIntended #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TheClashOfTheTitians

#HappyHappy #FathersDay...!

For #AllTheGoodDads #DoingGood...

#DontForget; #TheEurovisioning #Happened...

#IT #Happened; #IT's #StillHappening...

#Quote: "Get off #MyLeyLines... #StoopidZombies..."

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool

#TrueFact | #StillTrue™️

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#WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #Mastodon #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #EULaw #NoAgeVerificationRequired #StandWithUkraine #BecomeCervantesDeLeón

RE: https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission/116766280585278666

#Meh... #DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#SocialMedia #SurplusToRequirements #Nope...

#StillNope™️

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, your #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#HappyHappy #WorldEnvironmentDay... #Day...!

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #WhateverHappenedTo #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EULaw #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#IT #CouldBeWorse; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, your #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #WhateverHappenedTo #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EULaw #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, your #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#WindowsMediaPlayer keeps #Losing #MyAlbumArt, which is #JustFine... #IT means I can #Use #MyOwnArtwork for the #ToTheTuneOf #Series... #FollowTheHashtagRabbit...

#OrNot; #NoOneCares...

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #WhateverHappenedTo #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EULaw #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData

#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, you're #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#WindowsMediaPlayer keeps #Losing #MyAlbumArt, which is #JustFine... #IT means I can #Use #MyOwnArtwork for the #ToTheTuneOf #Series... #FollowTheHashtagRabbit...

#OrNot; #NoOneCares...

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #WhateverHappenedTo #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EULaw #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData

#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon.#Social... | #LookNoQuestionMark

We've #NeverUsedIT; much like #Fakebook...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

#IT's #OK... #RedBeanBear is #JustFine...

#AlsoStillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty; #PoweredByFloofsAndSparkles with #WindowsForWerewolves...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

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#NeverUsedFakebook #SameAsITEverWas #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #TheEurovisioning #Happened #StillHappeneing

Has #Mastodon.#Social #Fixed their #CrazyStalkerProblem... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool

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#AllTheFraud #CrazyStalker #CrazyStalkering #ShutUpHeather #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does... #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

#Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does... #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon.#Social... | #LookNoQuestionMark

I've #NeverUsedIT; much like #Fakebook...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

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#NeverUsedFakebook #SameAsITEverWas #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116563418887680846

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #Eurovision2026SecondSemiFinalDay... #Day...!

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool; #So...

#DealWithIT; #OrNot... #NoOneCares...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #EULaw #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116560849385334247

Has #Mastodon.#Social #Fixed their #CrazyStalkerProblem... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool

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#AllTheFraud #CrazyStalker #CrazyStalkering

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116560849385334247

#TheseThingsEscalate...

#Mastodon.#Social ought to #TakeCare of their #CrazyStalkerProblem; #OrNot...

#NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#NoAgeVerificationRequired #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #TooOldForALTText #UpsetTheVolcano

#Maybe... #JustMaybe...

#Mastodon.#Social "should" #TakeCare of their #CrazyStalkerProblem; #OrNot...

#NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

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#NoAgeVerificationRequired #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #TooOldForALTText #UpsetTheVolcano

#WhateverHappenedTo the #CrazyStalker(s)...

#Meh... #StillCrazyStalkering... #WhateverThatIs on #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #EULaw #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #StillWorkingAsIntended #TheInternet #StillOn

Are we #BeingMoreViking, yet...?

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#YourApproval is #NotARequirement

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#BeingEuropean #EULaw #DefinitelyNotNews #TheOppositeOfNews

#LetsPlay... #WhateverHappenedTo: #Saturday...!

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon.#Social...?

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

#BeingRight #SuperAwesome #AlsoBeingCorrect #EULaw #BeingEuropean #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #StillNotHitler

#WhateverHappenedTo... #MastodonSocial... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#JustLike #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website... #FormerlyKnown as #TwitterX

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #FalseEquivalence #AuditTrail #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus

#WhateverHappenedTo... #Mastodon.#Social... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#JustLike #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website... #FormerlyKnown as #TwitterX

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #FalseEquivalence #AuditTrail

#WhateverHappenedTo... #Mastodon.#Social... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#JustLike #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website... #FormerlyKnown as #TwitterX

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #FalseEquivalence #AuditTrail